Welcome to my profile! I like writing in bold! Makes me seem important! (I am not a lizard person)

Also, to make me more human, I've decided to do a little biography! (I am not a lizard person, I swear)

Name: Well, people call me Kait, which is short for StarbucksBarnesandNoble Thompkins. Of course, you can always call me by my screen name as well.

Age: I am turning twenty-two in October. Don't call me old. Please. I am still hip and hop with all the youngsters.

Sex: Yes Er, I mean, I am a female.

Location: Your mom's house The sunny, sunshine state of Florida. (Even though it rains...Like all the time)

Favorite Food: I like Mexican food. But I don't like spicy Mexican food.

Favorite Cartoon: Welp, that's a hard one. I don't have a favorite, as I enjoy all of them. But as a kid I used to watch the Powerpuff Girls nonstop.

Favorite Anime: Sword Art Online. That was the best thing that happened. My second would be Darker than Black.

Hero or Villain: I'm a villain. And who wouldn't want to be?

Favorite Story You Have Written: I don't know, man. Whatever one I feel like updating at the moment I guess.

Favorite Band: Anything hard rock. Breaking Benjamin, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Linkin Park...The list continues.

Favorite Color: Black. Then Red. They were my school colors back in high school, and I also really like the concept behind the checker board pattern.

Dipper, from Gravity Falls, his real name is Mason. You're all welcome.

Update! 5/13/2015: The exams went well. I passed all my classes with an A! Except for Pre-cal. That bitch I barely passed with a C. So, anyways, I start my summer class (Trig) on Tuesday. Expect all of my stories to be updated. At least all of them that are popular. My side projects are like, collecting dust...

Update! 7/30/2015: What's up, everybody? So, I haven't been updating consistently because of...You guessed it...Summer class. But, since I took it, and passed with an A, I should be able to update every day. But we all know I'm a lazy shit, and probably won't be doing that. But at least I'll update a lot more than often. So, like a broken record I'll state: "Expect Updates!" I mean it this time.

Update! 12/23/2015: My life is a metaphorical trainwreck. [Insert pains of eternal anguish here]. My cruise was great, although the food on the cruise ship really messed with my insides (if ya know what I mean) and I think I have sea sickness. Anyway, I've been out of school for a little bit now, and am currenlty with my family up in SC. [Yaaaay...]. And since this is the time for holidays and other what have yous, I will be taking a short break until after December. Which means in January I should be up for updating. You know, gotta plan out the plot and shit. That's important, you guys don't want dry [like over-cooked chicken] fanfiction, do you? I should hope not. I digress, I guess. So, have a happy holidays, see you all in January, and most important of all don't trust those Santa Clause impostors. I'm like, 76% certain that they aren't real.

Update! 4/25/2016: Okay, guys, so, where have I been? Why haven't I been posting any stories? Or updated? Well, those are good questions, haha, I've been studying for my Calculus class (omg so hard) and I've been maintaining an A throughout the whole semester. That takes up a lot of work, like, for reals. In my downtime, I've been writing a 'Tiger Lily' Once Upon A Time fic. That's where I've been. Now, maybe some of you are interested, and maybe some of you aren't. If you want to read it, well, you can't right now, cuz it ain't done. But it will be. I want the complete outline of it done. I'm up to chapter nine, and it's pretty dark. Plus, it's branching out from what I usually write (cartoons lololol) so it tests my abilities a little. I've also been writing two Undertale fictions, but we'll see if I even want to publish those. Anyways, thanks for reading this, if anyone does. I'm not dead. Yet.

Update! 1/16/2017: Mostly because I haven't updated in a while. So, what's been going on with my life? Where have I been? And the truth of the matter is that I have been hanging a lot with my friends and just watching Netflix. I haven't been writing at all, mostly because I get into these slumps that are just like... "Meh, I should write. But, Meh, I don't want to. Just...Meh" and that's what it's like to be me. On the plus side, though, math comes super easy to me, so if you ever want to walk in my shoes, you'll be a Calculus expert. Physics on the other hand? Not so much. Maybe you shouldn't want to be me. Haha. I want to finish, and I know I sound like a god damn broken record here, but I want to finish one of my stories this year. It'll be great if I have the time to finish all of them, but ain't nobody got the time for that shit.

Also, I have been on this site for like, four years or some shit, and not once has someone asked me to collab with them on a story. That's something I want to try this year, so if anybody is up for it, I'm down. I'm game home dog, just don't be afraid to write me a little message. Doesn't matter if you're like, thirteen or thirty, I'm pretty chill. But not really reliable, so you might want to take that into consideration.

Other than that, that's it for this update. Hope you're all having a lovely new years!