kheelwithithide bio
 Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Bleach, Magi/マギ, and Death Note. "If you like my writing, thanks. If you don't, You can mother fucking Kheel with it." Now, down to business. I am Lahtili, aka Kheelwithit. I am a person of many aliases. I'm here to write and beta. I enjoy and or write for the fandoms :Death Note:Sherlock:Doctor Who:Harry Potter:Fullmetal Alchemist:Hetalia:Kuroshitsuji:Tiger and Bunny:Magi:Sinbad no Bokuen: I will try my best to provide you with quality writing as often as possible, but please keep in mind that me writing a good work requires the process of ripping my metaphorical heart out and squeezing words out of it. That fucking hurts. Plus my physician says it isn't healthy to do things like that all the time. So if I don't update within like two weeks, just know that I am recovering from a near death experience. Or I might just be at work. -Things I find amusing- The fact that nobody picked up on the fact that Blaise was black. How did we miss that one? Puns. So very very amusing. Innuendos. Ridiculously long fics like... Intertexius. That's the longest fic I've ever read. It's good Snarry, check it out. Ridiculously long smut fics. Like Amecan Cherry Pie. Mmm. Books. Good cosplay. Lemons. And other citrus. Rule 34. That shit's scary, but good God it sure is a way to waste time. Role-playing. I'm pretty good. My username.-Things I can't stand- People who don't even try to obey the rules of grammar Abandoned fics. Mary sues and Gary stus, I shudder at the thought. Bad characterization. OOC is disgusting unless its a spoof. And spoofs are funnier when they obey the basic laws of the character Sleep deprivation. People who needlessly hate for no reason. If you want to hate, do it on something that is actually hurting something.If you don't like Me, What I say, What I do, Who I do, Then, -KHEELWITHIT- | |||||||
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By the Sea by thenewalchemist reviews
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo gave up his adventurous life as a pirate to relax and spend his days in bliss. But his bliss is shaken when he comes across a strange young woman in the warm waters of the Mediterranean. Lovi as a mermaid because I can. Fem!RomanoxSpain. Spamano everywhere. I don't own Hetalia. Rating might change...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,873 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 1/1/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
St Sebastian's Home for Boys by CaladriaHaru reviews
AU In a British orphanage two boys meet. Alois is desperate to save the boy who pridefully endures the unwanted attentions of the headmaster at the risk of his sanity. MATURE THEMES, lots of angst, but a grain of hope. AloisxCiel and a guardian saint
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,319 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T.
50 Shades of Russia (Which might as well all be gray) by RealmOfTheAbsurd reviews
Young Alfred F. Jones is Kidnapped by a Russian mafia Underling by request of the big boss. When powerful Ivan Braginski hears of this, he starts to plot his revenge against the man who ruined his life. How? It's simple. He makes the young abducted boy fall in love with him, but what will Ivan do when he's the one falling? Falling further into love and lies that is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,952 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/26/2017 - Published: 8/2/2013 - America, Russia
His Butler, My Master by Sachelarot reviews
Pins... like a butterfly on a corkboard... a soft touch... a redemption... an escape... and a pain that will never fade until I take it from you.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,914 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
El Tango Italiano by WindyCanyon reviews
Alfred enrolls in a classical dancing class, but makes the mistake of having no partner for the class. Lovino, his instructor, has to step in as his partner and dance with him. Alfred wants to become closer to the dancer, but he's wary of Lovino's Spanish partner, Antonio. AlfredXLovino, one-sided Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,546 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [America, S. Italy/Romano]
Feliciano Vargas, (Hopeful) Ambassador to Italy by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
Feliciano Vargas was the artistic kid in High School. Need someone to design the new background for the play? Having a bake sale? Feliciano does stuff like that in his sleep. Too bad Felciano's majoring in Pre-Law. As the pressure grows on Feliciano to pursue a career in art instead, his only support comes from Ludwig, a man who loves dogs as much as he hates Politics. College!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany]
Tin Man by Tzitzimime reviews
When Gilbert Beilschmidt, a German soldier, is transferred to a Russian prison camp, his only grasps at friendship are an overly violent Finn, a scheming Estonian and a somewhat unnecessarily unkind Russian ex-soldier who seems to hate him more than anyone else does. (Set in about 1952, in a Russian prison in Siberia, it is RusPrus, rated M for violence and adult themes.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,862 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Russia, Prussia, Finland
Strange Things Happen At Night by ElizabethScaffie reviews
1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,211 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
What Does Tegaki Even Mean? by BlushingNinja reviews
College AU - Sindria House vs Kou House. Stories involving all members of each house. Each character from the cast of Magi in a modern college setting.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,943 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Complete
The Italian-Wars by 0hHarvey reviews
A discussion of diplomacy with the Ottoman Empire leads to a hostile exchange. Spain, attempting to prevent Sadik from invading Italy, beings to ponder his drastically changing relationship with Romano. Despite their attempts, neither can prevent the Battle of Lepanto, nor the backlash of nationwide bankruptcy. - Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] Turkey, N. Italy
Uninterrupted Sleep by catthegreat reviews
Masrur just wants one full night's sleep. Is that too much to ask?
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Ja'far, Masrur, Sinbad
Are you fit to serve by Green Sphynx reviews
Just Ja'far doing Ka Koubun a favour. Of sorts. Warnings for yaoi, cussing and dub-con. During the first Sindria Arc.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Ka Koubun, Ja'far - Complete
In Neverland, the skies are blue by sinnerwithafuture reviews
Peter Kirkland is the boy who will never grow up. He's not a nation nor an adult, and he learns that he doesn't want to be either one if it means what everyone else makes it seem to. As the world ends slowly, he can only sit and watch as what he thought was set in stone comes unglued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - England/Britain, Sweden, Sealand, Scotland - Complete
The Pleasures of Shadows by Telepathapprentice reviews
RusAme, moderate gore. NSFW.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Russia, America
Becoming by SensiblyTainted reviews
How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,905 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Le Laid by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Canada and France accidentally end up sharing a hotel room together. They watch bad porn, reminisce about Canada's awkward discovery of sex, and eventually have le sexy times. Silly Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
Transferred: The Victorian Girls by Anime Analyst reviews
The Victorian Girls are living artwork and emotion on display. Though behind these doll like faces, and ballroom dresses we delve into a world of deceit, torture, anger, and murder. Where is the line that separates artist from artwork?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] [Claude F., Alois T.]
Blind to Love by demonlifehealer reviews
Orihime healed Ulquiorra after Ichigo lost control of himself in the fight, due to this Orihime wasn't able to defend herself when Ichigo attacked her, causing her to go blind. Stoic! Confused! Ulquiorra/Blind! Orihime, Szayel/Ishida, and more..
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
An Evening in Winchester by Awesome Galaxy reviews
In what began as a high speed car chase after the ice cream man, our Wammy boys become lost in the city and must rely on prostitutes, karaoke contests, a strange man called B, and Mello's faith in Lady GaGa to get home. And of course, each other.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Mello, Matt
ahoshi! by selandora reviews
Because Lambo can't have Colonello and eat Reborn too. Home-tutoring shouldn't be this sensual. /TYL!ColoLamboReborn, yamagoku
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Lambo, Reborn
The Fine Art of Poisoning by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Blaise Zabini is eight years old when he witnesses his first murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
And the Sky to Hold Them All by Lys ap Adin reviews
Tsuna considers the various ways in which he relates to his Guardians. Six drabbles with bits of smut. Tsuna x his Guardians.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Scattering Ashes by Gloria B reviews
Three years after the fall of Kira, Near continues his role as the successor of L with dutiful indifference. Even so, he is haunted by ghosts of the past—indeed, one comes back from the dead hell-bent on teaching Near how to live.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,948 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Near, Matt
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
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Affair reviews
It is, to say in simple words, a letter. It is, to say in complicated words, her future.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Ja'far, Kougyoku R.] Sinbad
Aftermathematics reviews
The messiest part of war is the aftermath. The messiest part of romance is the aftermath. The messiest part of power is the aftermath.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Aladdin, Alibaba S., Morgiana, Hakuryuu R.
HelioHedonism reviews
"It's rediculous! Absolutely horrible, lewd, INDECENT! It's... why its heliohedonistic!" Sharkann'll show Ja'far heliohedonistic.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Ja'far, Sharrkan, Sinbad
Fanalis Femme Fatale reviews
He loves Morgiana, really, he does. But having any sort of sexual relationship with her will be the death of him.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Alibaba S., Morgiana
L'arte della Seduzione reviews
Romance and seduction are skills. Skills can be taught.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Seborga
The Art of The Sword reviews
The reason Sharrkan loves swords more than magic and will fight to the 'till-Ja'far-bans-drinking (arguably worse than death) to prove it.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2014
Painfully Honest reviews
Matt and Mello would like to use safewords and aftercare and have a safe BDSM relationship, But the fact of the matter is that it's always better if they don't.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Allowing Assistance reviews
Sinbad is a good king. The best that Ja'far has ever known of. Just, benevolent, wise. All backed by a kingdom that loves him. But even the king misses things. That's why he has a Prime Minister. That's why he has Ja'far.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014
Forty First
Lovino Vargas falls in love in an elevator. And yeah, he's aware that it ain't necessarily orthodox, but if you'd like to tell Cupid how to do his job, be his guest. [Nyo!SpainxRomano]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2014
EnRapture reviews
It takes the end of the world and then seven years for Matt to realize that his relationship with Mello might not be healthy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Mello, Matt
Simple Man
He does anything and everything to get people hooked on his product. But he also offers the special service of getting them off.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 7/8/2014
Va Fa Napoli
It's vicious here, in Napoli. Behind the sandy Amalfi coast, people drown in concrete shoes, and in the fields of pretty yellow sunflowes, poor suckers get aired out with the assassin's special. But Lovino's family is broke and he's willing to do anything to change it. So he joins the Mob.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Published: 6/14/2014
Ja'far's Golden Rule reviews
Jafar really needs to think about how he words things. Or he really needs to expect less from his king. A lot less, because that would be the only way to cope with Sinbad's naked form on his bed after work hours.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Ja'far, Sinbad
A Friendly Ghost reviews
Alfred don't have the greatest parents. His life's pretty shit, now. Doesn't stop him being a hero. And it helps that his own hero lives on his balcony- a vagrant named Matthew Williams. He always steers Al right when he's not sure he can be Superman.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2014 - America, Canada
It's a Sin that he's so Bad
Moments when Sinbad has the gravitational pull of the sun. And really, it's a sin that he's such a bad person.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Published: 6/11/2014
Chellist
"Je n'ai pas jouer du violoncelle." "Vous me rappeler d'un seul," If Chelles is his Cello, then doesn't that make him a Chellist? [Some French text]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2014 - France, Seychelles
Midpoint reviews
Mello has never been a girl. But he ain't exactly a guy either.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Mello, Matt
The Art of Flower Arrangements reviews
The only way I'd date anyone again is if he bought me a thousand flowers. Fine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Hungary, Turkey
The Rainbow Connection reviews
Matthew needs to find his Rainbow He's got a folder full of tickets, a map, a bank account that's mostly empty, a backpack and a lotta colors to experiment with. It'll take some time, but he'll get there. brHe'll get there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2014
Timing
Luna's not quite ready to hear confessions of love on her wedding day. Not from her ringbearer. Or her friend. Same person, today. But it's going to be ok... eventually. Neville's timing is just off.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Remus L., Neville L.
Hero Time!
Alfred F. Jones has a show on the radio. Because of it, himself and people around him (some of which don't even know his name) are on the lam. Matthew Williams blames himself. Part One :: Hook :: Chapter 1 :: Casting Off.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,430 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Japan, America, Canada
Cockroaches reviews
Blaise Zabini looks so far down on muggles, that he's actually sort of looking up to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Complete
Fratricide reviews
It, honestly, is beautifully bold. But Nott is left with the impression that he's trying to save an ice cube from the cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Maria, Maria reviews
It's always 'cause it doesn't happen again that it's magic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014 - America - Complete
Alleluia Absinthine reviews
She's strong and she's bitter and carries a spoon full of holes. And that's fine, 'cause Francois has some water and sugar, and the spoon is just right for clinking against the expensive glass she sits in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Complete
Beleive
The wish comes to her when she is quiet. And that is frequent.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Complete
The Sunflower House
Lovino hasn't seen his father in Italy for years. For a good reason, too. When he goes senile, its up to him as the oldest to sort out the affairs. Guided only by doofus Antonio and his useless art genius of a brother, he goes back to a yellow house. Chapter One: Gazpacho.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Ancient Rome
When Remus is Gone reviews
Remus writes a letter that Harry will probably never even read. Disclaimer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013
Young Volcanoes
They resemble young volcanoes. Explosive with passionate emotions. Post-war. T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
