Allowing Assistance

Sinbad is a good king. The best that Ja'far has ever known of. Just, benevolent, wise. All backed by a kingdom that loves him. But even the king misses things. That's why he has a Prime Minister. That's why he has Ja'far. It's Ja'far's duty to pick up on these things that his King misses. And he does it well. He picks up the tiny things that add up into an issue that he promptly solves.

It takes him six months to notice that all 5 unmarried generals have not had one satisfactory sexual encounter. Not his best time, he thinks, but it is a rather large issue. Now it's his job to promptly solve it. It'll be awkward, but this is something that he need not bother his King over. Because he has Ja'far for things like this.

Another two weeks is how long it takes to decide how best to handle a situation like this. It's no easy task, telling your co-workers and friends that you'll assist them in achieving all of their most deviant desires without question if it makes working easier and he'll stop finding semen on reports. He eventually decides that copious amounts of alcohol, brutal honesty and solitude is the best idea. Now to choose the first vict- ahem, case.