Hello people of earth, or whatever planet gets internet! My name is Awesome Galaxy, and I have an AWESOME sneeze fetish. I love it to bits, and it's one of the biggest parts of me. It inspires me, delights me, etc.

Please note! I used to be totally into OC fanfiction, but now the love is dwindling, so don't expect that from me, really. And ALSO note! Please don't read Nozomi Yagami's Wonderful Life of Doom...I wrote that when I was eleven and it is not how a write any longer, and I actually find it a bit embarrassing. I only kept it up because I did get a lot of favorites on that (looove you guys for that...).

South of Normal Part 1: Lust (South Park): It's senior year for all our South Park friends, and things are hella crazy. Kyle comes out of the closet, and Stan really wishes he would have stayed in. He feels like his best friend has lied to him his whole life, and doesn't intend to be friends with Kyle any longer. But when Kyle runs away from home because of his homophobic parents, Stan feels like he owes it to Kyle to let him stay with him...but then Stan starts having dreams. Sex dreams. About Kyle. But he's not gay! At least, that's what our dear Stan keeps telling himself. And when Kyle accidentally finds out about these dreams, he thinks that perhaps his dream of being with Stan could become a reality. But Stan's not going to accept his sexuality so willingly...Part 1 in a series of eight. This is Style, but the next one shall be Bunny, and then Twendy, and then Cebe, and then...well, if I tell you what the other pairings are, then it would spoil the ending.

An Evening in Winchester (Death Note): In what started off being an attempt to catch that damn speeding ice cream man, Mello, Matt and Near "borrow" Roger's car and find themselves lost in Winchester and must rely on creepy strangers (some of which involving prostitutes, perverts, and an ex-Whammy House inhabitant who the boys don't know yet, but golly, doesn't he look a helluva lot like L?) and, of course, each other. So, you've gotta wonder...Will Mello be able to go the night without beating the crap out of Near? How many people will Matt kill when his DS runs out of batteries? And just WHY does Near keep talking to Optimus Prime?? Rated T for...oddness, frankly, and it's Humor/Drama

The Naughty Chocolatire (Death Note): After what started as a romantic phonecall with his lover Matt, Mello opens up his own Phone Sex business for men. He makes an effort not to get involved with those who call him, until he recieves a nervous but needing call from someone who calls himself Nate. Mello, who goes by The Naughty Chocolatire, is astounded by how much he cares for this caller, especially after he and Nate begin having more than just phone sex. But could Nate's true identity ruin what Mello thinks may very well be...love? Rated T, Humor/Romance. This takes place after Mello flees Wammy's House and is trying to succeed in the Mafia.

Untitled (Death Note): Fourteen-year-old Matt has just emerged from a five-month coma, and he can't remember a single thing about his life. All he knows is the nickname he used to have, but not his real name. The mysterious Mr. Wammy tells him he is a very special child, and whisks him off to Wammy's House, an orphanage for gifted children. At the House, Matt begins to befriend his rude but interesting roomate Mello. Matt soon realizes that he is gay, and tries his hardest to come to terms with this while trying to help Mello come to terms with his struggling sexual identity as well. If only getting a boyfriend were the least of his problems! Matt soon begins to remember more and more about his life before Wammy's House, and realizes that there is a conspiracy going on at the orphanage that is far greater and much more dangerous than he could have imagined. Rated T, Drama/Romance

A Whiles Away...(Xiaolin Showdown): Aimme used to be Adam. She saves up all her money so when she turns eighteen, she can finally become a real girl. When she is gifted with the Xiaolin element of Spirit, she is whisked away from her home in France to join the Xiaolin Warriors. She's all for saving the world and all, but it's not her fault that idiot Spicer is so good looking. And it's not her fault they make out (a lot), and it's not her fault that she was born a boy, and it's not her fault that Jack would leave her in a heartbeat if he ever found out. And it certainly isn't her fault that she's in love with this fool. Rated T. Humor/Romance. I usually don't write OC fics anymore, but I'm feeling pretty cool about this one...