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Joined Feb 27, 2011, id: 2769223, Profile Updated: Apr 7, 2012
Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Other Fanfiction account: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3442612/MeliLovesYa (For OC stuff only.)

Hiya! ^^ I'm Meli! No need to tell you how old I am, sorry creepy internet stalkers. XD Anyway, here are some random things you may or may not wish to know about me!

I live in... FLORIDA! Dun dun dunnnnnnn

I have brown, chocolatey eyes. I hate them. They're boring, and I despise chocolate.

I have hair that is so dark brown, it looks black. I actually love my hair. It's soft and curly.

I'm hispanic, and I have a very sexy tan. I adore my skin. :D

I'm short. 5'2". That's it. Whoop-de-do.

I love being in the sun. It's such a yummy feeling.

I absolutely ADORE sappy cute-ness. Like... romantic cheesiness.

I hate horror movies with an unending passion.

I love blood and gore, but not suspense and things jumping out at you.

My favorite food is shrimp! X3

My favorite word is... Ur... Uh... Um... I don't have one... Meow... If I had to pick it would either be "Betch" or any given word in Spanish.

My favorite movie is The entire Pirates of the Caribbean series! I love all four! :DD Oh, and Zombieland.

My favorite color is RAINBOW! It is TO a color! ^_^

My current fandoms:

Hetalia: Axis Powers* (OTP: MathiasxPGilbert[DenmarkxPrussia] is my favorite, but I adore so many pairings it's kinda scary.)

Ouran High School Host Club* (OTP: HikaruxKaoru/TamakixKyouya)

Yu-Gi-Oh! (Original only)* (OTP: Y.MalikxMalik/Y.BakuraxMalik/Y.BakuraxY.Malik)

Black Jack (Have yet to finish it...) (OTP: None :P)

Kuroshitsuji[Black Butler* (OTP: CielxSebastian/BardxFinny)

Bleach* (OTP: I love too many to name D:)

Naruto*/ Naruto: Shippuden* (OTP: Not big on Naruto pairings.)

Death Note* (OTP: MattxNear/MattxL/LxRaito)

Soul Eater * (OTP: Franken SteinxSpirit/SoulxKid/Black*StarxKid/Black*StarxSoul)

Pokemon (Ah... The old days.) (OTP: GaryxAsh)

-Plus-Anima* (OTP: HuskyxCooro)

Fullmetal Alchemist (Barely. All I know is that I love Roy and Riza, and hate Winry. :P) (OTP: EdxRoy/RoyxRiza)

Kingdom Hearts (If it counts...) (OTP: Meh. Not too into pairings. BUT I do like: LuxordxXigbar)

Dragon Ball Z (To an extent) (OTP: None that aren't canon...)

The Hunger Games* (OTP: GalexPeeta)

Harry Potter* (OTP: Not too into pairings~ Almost all of them suck~)

Annnnnnnnnnd... A few others that I cannot recall at this moment.

I am open to requests, as long as I get to request something as well. All the starred ones are fandoms I'm pretty much capable of writing for. I will write yaoi, yuri, whatever; but nothing too graphic for yuri. I'm not entirely comfortable with writing yuri.

Likes: Dogs, Science, Music, Airplane, System Of A Down, Disney Movies, Anime/Manga, Children's Card Games, Writing, band, Being Loud, takahata101, Singing Terribly, ribbons, watching my Dad's dances such as "The Lawnmower" and "The Shopping Cart", RP, Cream Puffs, my hug from Vic Mignogna, YouTube, going to conventions, FanFiction, cosplay, Dueling, being a ninja, eating "God", my suckish drawings, Pixie Stix, TeamFourStar, Sesame Street, Ke$ha, The Trill Fairy, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Neko Porno(the YGOTAS Vid), Psych, Yaoi, YGOTAS, gatorade, throwing things at people, lanipator, being a nerd, Numa Numa, Thiefshipping, rambling, My BFFL Paige, and lotsa other things! :D

Dislikes: Mean people, being unoriginal, the fact that I suck at drawing, Facebook, math, anything cold, when people get high and don't share, when people read and don't make themselves kown (I'm a hypocrite... ^_^'), My Uncle, pens that smear, forgetting stuff, my science teacher, simpletons, Katy Perry, homework, my spazzy computer, and some other stuff I don't feel like trying to remember.

Anyway, nice of you to drop by! I am highly doubting anyone has read this far, but that is NOT important right now. :D ... I'm so unoriginal.

So, just enjoy my stories.

I'm no good at summaries, but I have been told I'm a phenomenal writer. I ain't buying it, but I'll try my best anyway. ^^

Now, I don't think you want to read any more of my useless ranting, so I'll get to the stories part.

I appreciate reviews on any of my stories, I love feedback! If you feel that what you have read that I wrote was completely terrible, then I gladly accept flames. Constructive criticism would be best, but flames bounce right off me. I take them as an opportunity to improve! ^^

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST wear a kilt

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a homosexual who's looking for attention.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

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I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You love to play fight

You own/ed an X-Box.

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer-leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (HOW COULD ANY HUMAN NOT LIKE STAR WARS?!)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 11

LOL I'm more guy than girl even though I'm a girl XD

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Notes about Random by LittleGreenPuppy reviews
The gang gets bored in class. What do they do about it? Pass notes. YY/Y YB/R YM/M S/J YAOI! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 37,249 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 103 - Updated: Feb 15, 2014 - Published: Sep 27, 2009
Saw: The Yaoi Chapter by RedSmarties reviews
Ryou Bakura never expected to have masked women in his house. Nor did he expect to be carted off to a place and locked in a large, dark room with three other men. The biggest surprise was when girls started demanding they had sex right then and there.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Sep 17, 2013 - Published: Apr 2, 2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Date Crashers by WhiteGamma reviews
AU Malik and Bakura discover that their brothers are dating. Both disapprove for different reasons and become partners for as long as it takes to make Mariku and Ryou break up. However, things become... interesting; Thiefshipping, Deathshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,283 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 133 - Updated: Oct 31, 2011 - Published: Jul 25, 2011 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.]
So I Thought by Rainless Thunder reviews
Life happens and tragedy is inevitable in all it's many forms. Kyouya sometimes wishes the challenges weren't so apparent-like mines in a field. WIP
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,158 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: Oct 11, 2011 - Published: Aug 4, 2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Taking A Break by HopelessDreamer56 reviews
Renji just wants to help his taichou relax. RenjixByakuya/YAOI/one-shot. Birthday present for ZakuroTheRose R&R
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 12, 2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Day Byakuya Got Drunk by Nadine25 reviews
When shihouin yoruichi returns to Seireitei, Kuchiki Byakuya comes face to face with his worst nightmare. He manages to traumatize the entire Gotei 13. Tune in to the most Hilarious night in Byakuya's life. This is Byakuya like you've never seen him B4
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Jul 24, 2011 - Published: Jun 10, 2011 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
After School Activities by Sakata-Bluemoon reviews
Marik and Malik share the one body, but different opinions on schooling. So when a new boy arrives and new emotions that make the boys 'uncomfortable' - in more ways than one - starting bubbling up, they realize school mightn't suck... That much...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Jul 2, 2011 - Published: Jun 13, 2011 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Inside of You by J.L.Lunar reviews
AU: Bakura and Marik find themselves thrown together by a twist of fate, making them live in each others' bodies. Thiefshipping and Deathshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,958 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Jun 26, 2011 - Published: May 14, 2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Seto Kaiba for President by The Chuckinator reviews
Seto Kaiba is running for President against Obama in 2012! Chaos, catch phrases and hilarity ensues! Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jun 21, 2011 - S. Kaiba - Complete
High School Secrets, Never Stay Hidden by Milk'sGoneBad007 reviews
Domino High boys fall in love, and are all over eachother, literaly. But what happens when their caught cheeting? Soon, everyone knows, and all they want to do is get revenge on eachother; with eachother.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Jun 21, 2011 - Published: Dec 29, 2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Happily Ever After by VanillaKokain reviews
Malik reminisces about Wedding Day, the game his sister always used to make him and Bakura play, moments before they play for real.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 19, 2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
I can't take you ANYWHERE! by Anamique4 reviews
Ryou and Mariku go grocery shopping as a couple. Psychotics abound. Deathshipping one-shot. T for SUGGGESTIVENESS and language. Pure, unadultered crack. Also fluff. Cracky fluff. Fluffy crack. Cruff. Flack. ... IGNORE ME! XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jun 17, 2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Dressing Down by ladyblackwell reviews
They go to the hotel to discuss the finer points of their partnership, or at the very least, to uncover the most exploitable parts the other's personality. That isn't what ends up happening. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jun 16, 2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Inside the Millennium Ring by Zie Ayton reviews
Post Battle City, the Ishtar family moves to Domino City in order to begin their lives as ordinary people. When Bakura finds Marik wandering the streets alone, it is clearly the beginning of a rocky and battle-ridden relationship. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jun 12, 2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
You don't have to be lonely, Seto Kaiba by JustCharlie reviews
A Mokuba and Seto Kaiba Story. Mokuba doesn't want his big brother to be lonely. And of course, he has a plan. But how will Seto react? Will Mokuba suceed in making his brother happy? Review and I promise, I will update whenever I can!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Jun 11, 2011 - Published: Jan 20, 2011 - S. Kaiba, Kisara
Screw the Money, I Have Rules by Punk Rock Kitsune reviews
Seto Kaiba made a bet with Mokuba that he could do something nice and play matchmaker. But, there happen to be rules to this game, and Seto might have to screw his money and follow the rules. And who are the unlucky two who have to put up with him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 7, 2011 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
A Friendship Speech by Psyromayniak reviews
In which Tea gives one of her famous friendship speeches. YGOTAS Based.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 3, 2011 - Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
Mein Poltergeist by J.L.Lunar reviews
Marik moves into a new home, where the ghost of Bakura Touzouku haunts it. The ghost is hungry to live again, and it all comes down to the dwindling choice of which way is right. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,579 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Updated: Jun 1, 2011 - Published: Apr 28, 2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Long Gone by Little Kuriboh reviews
MATURE FIC. A stranger visits the Valley of the Kings, and discovers they've made some interesting changes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 32 - Published: Jun 1, 2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 212 - Updated: May 31, 2011 - Published: May 1, 2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
A most devious plan by Revengineer reviews
YGOTAS-verse. You know Marik and Florence- nothing ever gets done without three hours of preliminary bickering. Of course, there's still not much getting done anyways! Yaoi - abridged!Thiefshipping oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: May 17, 2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
My Tits by lovelyitalian360 reviews
This is a one-shot that my friends and I wrote when we were bored so please try not to judge.. Thanks! ps, Yaoi, Thiefshipping, and Lemon is inside! Oh, and the title has NOTHING to do with the story...just saying.. also, me and my friends DON'T own YGO!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 10, 2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Bedtime Story Bakura Style! by Links6 reviews
Ryou and Yami Bakura decide to tell Mokuba a bedtime story! The story of Little Red Riding Hood just got weird ... poor Mokuba! Edited!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 1, 2011 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Tokyo 6 by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
Drama seems to rule Grimmjow's life while he worked at Tokyo District 6. But then again, nobody said it was going to be easy being a streetwalker
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,638 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: Apr 23, 2011 - Published: Jul 25, 2010 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Job Hunting for Psychopaths by SkywardShadow reviews
Ryo's had enough. As much as it pains him to release Bakura on the free and unsuspecting world, that thief is going to find himself a job whether he likes it or not. Let the chaos ensue. *Complete!*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,907 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 56 - Updated: Apr 22, 2011 - Published: Nov 23, 2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Little Shop of Duelists by bluecow reviews
A musical put on by a drama class. There is Yaoi! Don't like it, don't read it! Rated M for inappropriate situataions.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Apr 14, 2011 - Published: Mar 1, 2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Slush Black and the Seven Dwarbishies by HoratiosBabyMama reviews
You've heard of Snow White right? Well, I'm her cousin Slush and this is my story. Warnings for sarcasm, stereotypes and slash.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: Apr 3, 2011 - Published: Mar 11, 2009
Mind Control Devices by LovinTheTan reviews
Bakura hated cell phones. Thiefshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: Mar 19, 2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
I Object by The Manga Witch reviews
Every good thief needs to know how to crash a party. YGOTAS-verse, Thiefshipping. One-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: Mar 11, 2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
A Very Good Cup of Tea Indeed by JimmyCrackCorn reviews
A typical morning for Bakura and Marik... if by typical you mean some hot thiefshipping lovin' in the kitchen!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: Feb 24, 2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Excuse me? May I help you? by Ziven reviews
[Post canon, AR, M/M, Lemony] What business could Malik and Bakura possibly have to handle together...? -Angstshipping, Malik Ishtar x Ryou; Thiefshipping, Malik Ishtar x Yami Bakura; Tornshipping, Ryou Bakura x Malik Ishtar x Yami Bakura-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 25, 2011 - [Marik I., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura] - Complete
Twirly by Shadow's Firebird reviews
The boys are suspecting that Ryou may actually be a girl, so a stalking party is formed. But when Ryou ends up in trouble, will they be able to help, or just watch? And was it their fault in the first place? No pairing, just mischief. XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 23, 2011 - R. Bakura - Complete
Haircut by Fluffy no Danna reviews
Bakura wants a new look. Who is best for cutting his hair? Why Ryou of course. Now what will come of this? Read on to find out. No pairings, tendershipping if you really want it to be there you'll have to look for it
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 23, 2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Mint Tea and Firelight by MorganHopes reviews
Post-Mockingjay. Katniss has left, walking off into the woods and leaving Gale to look after a broken Peeta. As he looks after Peeta, Gale realises the reason he stayed. One-shot slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 55 - Published: Jan 17, 2011 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
Community Service by nedthejanitor reviews
YamiMarik and YamiBakura are arrested and they have one last chance to save themselves from a prison term. The conditions may make them rethink jail, however. Will they survive this punishment? Are you in suspense? Didn't think so.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Jan 7, 2011 - Published: Feb 6, 2007 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
Fairy Tales by Lupa Dracolis reviews
The cast of Yu-gi-oh star in various fairy tales, with commentary by Yami Bakura and Marik. Warnings: Thiefshipping, some slight Gemini- and Tendershipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,830 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: Dec 30, 2010 - Published: Apr 8, 2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
The Closet Problem by newperson reviews
The EFF Hole Continued... "Kiss my ass Marik!" Marik paused again, "But there's poop down there." How in the world is Bakura ever going to pull, or yank rather, Marik out of the bloody closet? YGOTAS Thiefshipping. Lemon in later chapters.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Dec 27, 2010 - Published: Dec 10, 2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Boredom is Unpredictable by RedSmarties reviews
Bakura is bored, Ryou is too busy to bother with him, and Rishid is answering Malik's phone! When Bakura seeks out Malik so he won't be bored anymore, what will happen? What will he find? This is my first fanfic ever, so bear with me! Thiefshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 24, 2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
PaRoDy Sue by nedthejanitor reviews
This is a parody of everything that makes me mad about Mary Sues and the American YuGiOh series. Trust me, you'll like it and if you don't, well, I can't refund your five minutes. FULLY REVISED AS OF DECEMBER 21, 2010
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Dec 21, 2010 - Published: Jan 17, 2007 - Yūgi M., R. Bakura - Complete
Random Shorts by Lily Angel of Chaos reviews
A collection of random little oneshots that I come up with randomly. Some are very short. No pairings. Rated for silly suggestions and slightly perveted hints. If you squint.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Dec 1, 2010 - Published: Aug 13, 2010
The Ring and the Rod by bluecow reviews
A certain theif may have his eyes set on stealing a certain egyptian's heart. Rated M for later chapters. Do not like Yaoi, smut or...well, thats about it...do not read! Now complete!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Nov 26, 2010 - Published: Oct 14, 2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Who's Bigger? by LittleGreenPuppy reviews
The title explains it all. Between Yami and Bakura. I OWN NOTHING!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 14, 2010 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
50 Things Bakura and Marik Shouldn't Do by DeadMike's Guts reviews
Things Bakura and Marik shouldn't do...but did anyway!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jan 8, 2010 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
A Yule Tide Birthday by Hikarai reviews
Shounen-ai, Blindshipping,Theifshipping,BakuraxMalik,BxM,AtemxYuugi,AxY, Unbetad/edited. Malik's birthday comes to a surprise to everyone..and what's with him lately? I suck at Summaries so just read and review! Thank you!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 23, 2009 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
A Smooth Start by Always a Bookworm reviews
Bakura had always hated Christmas, but he finds that he quite likes the custom of kissing under the mistletoe, which allows Malik to throw himself at him and to embarrass himself in front of everyone. Well, who said all relationships start smoothly? BxM
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: Dec 22, 2009 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Mission: Pimp My Hikari by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Ryou Bakura, fashionably inept and unaware. Enter Yami Bakura, Malik and Yami Marik, on the scene to fix Ryou's problem. But Ryou's not sure if this is a good thing or not!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: Dec 16, 2009 - Published: Jun 15, 2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
When the House Goes BOOM! by Advent Child of the Moon reviews
Life's crazy when you have three spirits who don't know how to work a damn thing. Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 14, 2009 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
Said the Actress to the Bishop by Creature of Habit reviews
Why is it that when we cannot see two people talking we always assume the perverted? Rated M to be super-safe.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 8, 2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
You Owe Me A Dollar by Creature of Habit reviews
A penny for your thoughts. A dollar if you flash me.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: Nov 28, 2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The GodDamn Duck by MidnightSpade reviews
Bakura has a rubber ducky. He doesn't know why, but he does. And Marik gives it a make-over.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 9, 2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Oreos by Kohaku no Hime reviews
Oreos. He saw no real purpose being served here, except to entertain the minds of children. It was a chocolate cookie with icing in the middle…what was so special about that? No pairings, set post-series.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 9, 2009 - Marik I. - Complete
Bonfire Night Insanity by MidnightSpade reviews
Ryou makes the gang take part in a British holiday, and Bakura and Marik are very amused by it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 3, 2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Just Go With It by Invader Sah reviews
Some people have to plan; some people spend weeks and months coming up with the perfect scheme to cause as much destruction as possible. Marik, on the other hand....Very vague Psychoshipping, could just be taken as a friend fic. One shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 21, 2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Cat Lovers by Nemisor reviews
Bakura is a cat lover, Marik is not. But Marik is not jealous of the cat, no matter what the cat and Bakura think. YM/YB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 10, 2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Trading Yamis by The Lunar Rainbow reviews
Ryou and Malik swap Yami's for a week. Sounds like a good idea.. right?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,813 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Apr 25, 2009 - Published: Mar 27, 2009 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
What Twilight Brings by Pirate of Yaoi reviews
During the day, Marik is rude, overbearing, and a homicidal maniac. But, at night… there’s that side that only Malik sees, that side reserved just for him. Yaoi, Bronzeshipping, One-shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 22, 2008 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Seto Kaiba: Memoirs of an Anorexic in Denial by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Ever wonder what goes on inside the head of the infamous Seto Kaiba? Read an assorted collection of his thoughts, opinions and daily ramblings here. You may just be surprised... INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,208 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: Jul 29, 2008 - Published: Sep 2, 2006 - S. Kaiba
Our favorite things by yami no hikari reviews
Yami Bakura and Malik tell Ryou the secret of their recent attitude change.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 1, 2008 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Happy Hikari by PerfectCell17 reviews
Well our two favourite yamis, Bakura and Marik, get themselves sent to Happy Hikari Mental Institution! What will happen? Will they survive, or go even crazier?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: May 19, 2008 - Published: Jul 21, 2004 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
This Is Not My Idea by Whatever666 reviews
Malik and Ryou love their yamis. But even they need some alone time. So they hatched a plan set up Marik and Bakura so they'll leave them alone! Will the plan work? Or will it blow up in their faces?[Slash, BakuraMarik][Rated for swearwords]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Nov 14, 2007 - Published: Jun 26, 2007 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Rascals R Wee by Her Sweetness reviews
[Sequel to Motel 37] After a millennium mishap, the yamis get turned into chibis! Whats worse is that the hikaris LOVE it and REFUSE to change them back! What's a cute, little spirit to do? Be totally naughty.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,523 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: Jun 28, 2007 - Published: Nov 8, 2005 - Complete
Fifty One Ways To Annoy Marik by Kohaku no Hime reviews
Description in the title, no pairings, non-bashing. Edited 06/2012 to meet FFN guidelines.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 14, 2007 - Marik I. - Complete
Fifty One Ways to Annoy Kaiba by Kohaku no Hime reviews
Look at the title for the description. No pairings, non-bashing, edited 06/2012 to meet FFN guidelines.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: Apr 29, 2007 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Random by Nodramallama reviews
Ryou is home alone, all cosy and warm as its snowing outside. Humorous if you are easily entertined, no yaoi but hints towards it. Rated for VERY mild language and slightly dirty sense of humour. R&R I dont own yugioh, or its charecters and dont know how
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: Nov 24, 2006 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Tests by Ryou VeRua reviews
Ryou has a crush on Malik, but it is obvious that Ryou isn't going to tell him any time soon. His friends attempt to help him. Who would have ever thought that a school test could bring them together? [for contest]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: Nov 11, 2006 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 100 - Updated: Sep 26, 2006 - Published: Aug 30, 2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramune by PolarisRain reviews
Jou has gotten his wish and is now dating the gorgeous Seto Kaiba. However, Honda, the best friend and loyal sidekick, has a secret that he promises he will never let Jou know. SxJ, SxH, Hxvarious
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,798 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Aug 22, 2006 - Published: Aug 1, 2005 - S. Kaiba, H. Honda/Tristan T. - Complete
How The Rare Hunters Got Their Outfits by YamiMisao reviews
Ever wonder how, exactly, the rare hunters got their outfits? I mean, come on you can't find long purple robes with egyptian eye's and chains on them just anywere. See the horrors Malik had to go through...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Jul 23, 2006 - Published: Jan 4, 2005 - Marik I. - Complete
The Way it Goes by Pysche reviews
ONESHOT Living underground your whole life can really wreak havoc on your social skills. BakuraMalik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jan 8, 2006 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Habitually Obsessive by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/NejiTen/GiftFic for Lellian/ It was when he realized he knew what purple pajamas she was talking about, and where they were, that he admitted to himself that he was more than a little obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: Jan 2, 2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Insatiable by Sierra's Darkness reviews
[Thief King Bakura x Malik Ishtar] He’s beautiful, beautiful, so bitterly beautiful. Every place seems to fit. Our mouths are melded to one another, our hips twist and grind together, and my pounding heartbeat against his is synchronized.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: Dec 10, 2005 - Marik I., Thief Bakura - Complete
A Tale of Two Idiots by Her Sweetness reviews
Sequel to A Tale of Two Kings. When Yami and Yugi recieve brain damage and take over the planet, Marik and Malik have to step up and save the world. But... can they really handle it? Or were we all just doomed from the start? COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,913 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Nov 5, 2005 - Published: Jul 10, 2005 - Yami Marik, Marik I. - Complete
Kleptomania With A Whole New Twist by Wildcard reviews
Marik really really hates it when Bakura steals stuff for the hell of it. Like, say, an elephant. Yeah. Marik really, REALLY hates it when Bakura does that. XD Shounenai, psychoshipping and mild profanity lurk within. Consider yourselves warned.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 22, 2005 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
My Style by SilvorMoon reviews
Malik pays a visit to Bakura one evening, one thing leads to another, and he winds up giving him... a haircut!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 8, 2005 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Bakura's first starvation diet by Psycho BakuRyou reviews
Ryou decided to make dinner one night. His dinner...was CASSEROLE! With Bakura claiming to be allergic to icky stuff...will he manage life...without eating food or starve to death? Will Ryou be so cruel as to make Bakura eat the casserole?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: Mar 30, 2005
Out of the frying pan by Her Sweetness reviews
Marik and Malik have just run into an unexpected surprise. Now, they're going to try and run their own restaurant... but will it be as easy as they think? Or will the food industry be too hot to handle? COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Dec 21, 2004 - Published: Oct 13, 2004 - Complete
Dreams of Power by Her Sweetness reviews
Marik and Malik are tired of never becoming world rulers, and always getting trounced by Yugi... Soon, Marik gets an idea that may change their luck. That's right... Marik and Malik are running for president! FINISHED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Oct 5, 2004 - Published: Jul 15, 2004
Sweet Blindness by Her Sweetness reviews
FINISHED! Another party at Kaiba's house. Certain couples are having problems, and that might cause trouble. But can two trouble makers save their friends relationship? Read and find out! R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Jun 21, 2004 - Published: Jun 18, 2004
Aku no Baka by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Ryou's misunderstood, but not in the normal way. Bakura and Mariku are trying to get rid of the Pharaoh, and pick on Yami Mariku as much as possible while they're at it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Updated: Oct 10, 2003 - Published: Oct 8, 2003 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
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You Can't Spell Love Without Crazy reviews
A tale of love, magic, stupidity, lust, digression, yaoi, insanity, sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Apr 6, 2012 - Published: Apr 3, 2012 - England/Britain, S. Italy/Romano
Hetalia Emails reviews
This is not a story at all! This is a list of all the character emails I have created! If you've ever felt like emailing a character a fanfic, drawing, anything... now you can!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Jan 8, 2012 - Published: Jan 2, 2012 - Complete
The Life of a Fanfiction Writer reviews
How us fanfiction writers do our thing. Well, me at least. I don't know about you guys…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 4, 2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Vacation with a Whole New Twist reviews
What happens when our favorite little victims go on an eight-day cruise? A complete crack-fest, that's what! Shounen-ai, yaoi, whatever you want to call it!Remember... Have a great cruise!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Nov 14, 2011 - Published: Mar 15, 2011 - Yami Marik, S. Kaiba
Teddy Bears reviews
Thiefshipping oneshot. Malik likes teddy bears. Bakura, on the other hand, does not. This is me when I'm bored. :D
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 5, 2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Did Somebody Say, Marshmallow Fluff? reviews
Ryou and his devious yami, Bakura, go to the grocery store. The young hikari takes his eyes off his dark side for five seconds, and sheer insanity occurs. Slightly crackish, but really just boredom.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: Mar 12, 2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete