This is the first in my random oneshots. They are playing Mario Cart on the Wii.

Bakura was sat cross-legged on the floor, a Wii remote in his right hand and a Nunchuk in his left. His eyes flickered across the character selection screen.

"Bakura, what are you doing?"

"Blowing up small kittens, what does it look like?" Bakura replied snarkily, his eyes never leaving the screen. Ryou simply rolled his eyes, sat down beside his yami, picked up the neglected steering wheel, and choose his own character.

"Princess Peach, eh? Heh, I always knew you were a girl at heart." Ryou glared (read: pouted), at his yami, who continued:"But I pick...Oiseau!"

"Oiseau?" Ryou looked oddly at Bakura, before checking the screen. "Oh, you mean Yoshi."

"No, he's Oiseau."

"...No yami. The name clearly says Yoshi."

"Yes, but he makes a noise that sounds like 'oiseau'."

"...Do you even know what oiseau means?"

"No. I got it from your head." Ryou giggled. "What?"

"Yami...oiseau is French for bird."

"...Oh."

I really do this. I called him Oiseau without noticing that his name tag said Yoshi. Go figure. Review!