Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Doctor Who characters get taken apart on the proverbial chopping board in 100 word drabble descriptions. New: Jo Grant

If there was one thing Gilbert and the princess could agree upon, it was the fact that Luddy was an idiot. (Shrek A.U. starring Gilbert as Shrek, Elizaveta as Princess Fiona, Antonio as Donkey and Ludwig as himself.)

All Kiku's life, she's been isolated from the world. What happens a when charming thief happens to find her tower? eventual Ameripan, RoChu. Rated T for accidental nudity.

England's 'master plans' never really work out do they? Well this one does!... sort of. Warning: Nekomimi!Germany, cursing, so on and so forth. Rating might go up in the future! Don't like, don't read! No flames please!

"Let's imagine that there really were no countries. The Earth had been united under one rule, one body—we'll call that single governing body TERRA." What happens when nations are no longer needed? AU. Partially inspired by John Lennon's "Imagine".

The world's favorite boss is answering your letters! He loves to hear from his fellow nations and the like !

Germany has his own show. Italy and others are in it too. It like the Jeremy Kyle show but Hetalia style. Contains mad countries.

She told him many times to let her go

Because even when she smiles, he knows it's not because of him. It's because of The doctor. It's because of that stupid raggedy man. Rory/Amy one-shot

A letter story continuation of '"Vee I get to write letters too?"! Can be advice, chatting, etc. And still rated T because of certain characters! you know which ones! XD

Sequel to 'Arrivederci'. Six years have passed, and through a shopping experience he finds Lovi again. The only problem is, little Lovi is scared of him! What now? T for swears.

The Doctor gets a Facebook. Hilarity shall ensue.

Well, hopefully you don't, because you're not getting it from these guys. How exactly so many stark mad teachers ended up at the same school, and how ANY of them haven't been fired and/or arrested, well, I couldn't say. At least it makes for good reading.

A list of all the ways you can tell if your obsessed with doctor who. Please enjoy! and don't forget to review.

And One Time Chuck Was There For Morgan..."Morgan is more than just my best friend. He's my family. Before you got here, and long after you've gone, Morgan is my family."

Along with America and friends, Texas is on the bandwagon! Send in your letters to the cowboy down south. Rated for possibly you guys, Texas's mouth and occasional drunkeness. All pairings are fine, same with yaoi. And maybe a dare or two if he will.

Rory Williams has been in love with Amy Pond from the first time he laid eyes on her. Amy Pond has been in love with Rory Williams since the first time he dressed up as her Raggedy Doctor. All it took to add these statements together was one phone call.

Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.

Italy goes missing just after the Italians change sides in World War 2. The Allies know that Germany kidnapped him. What happens to Italy that shocks the allied nations?. Its my first story. warnings: Romano's Mouth, gore and temporary Character Death

Maybe this is what drove him to catch a flight to London. Drove him to run through frigid streets, breath ghosting out, umbrella dangling uselessly from his wrist. Drove him to stand in front of Arthur's house, chest heaving, heart pounding. UkCan

Wonderland has decided to start writing letters. All thanks to her siblings saying that it might help introduce herself and them to the outside world. All pairings are welcome and are accepted!

What happens when a country is accidentally shipped to someone's house and not the unit? How will they ever get back?

Greece has been receiving anonymous 'love' letters for eleven months. But, he longs to umask the author, so he sets a trap... But will the right person fall prey to it, or will a giant misunderstanding be set in motion? Giripan, with added France!

What would have happened if Torak won at Vo Mimbre? This little story tells that unthinkable tale.

Matthew Williams, the country of Canada, has various problems. So he gets a diary. Just hand in your man-card already Mattie...

Welcome to the World Preschool! A child care facility run by 'Mr. Rome' and his partner-in-crime, 'Mr. Germania.' These are the daily lives and stories of the children that attend said preschool. Requests are being taken! AU.

Japan has jumped on the bandwagon and is now accepting mail! All pairings welcome. Have fun, you crazy kids.

Ludwig is ice.

Just WHY does Romano hate Germany so much? / "Because I know my brother-I know that he cries a lot-and I know that he has never cried more than the time he cried over you."/ Rated T for swearing.

Terrorism. That was the reason why twenty countries work to protect the world's economy together. They have gathered in hopes of securing one of the most important places in the world while teaching an optimistic, and weak little country self-defence. Ocs

Alfred wonders why Arthur doesn't kiss him like Francis does Matthew. Incredibly short USUK oneshot. Rated T for shota and talk of French kisses.

In all honesty, Romano was much too old to need a babysitter. And Spain should have seen this coming

In which Kanaya and Gamzee have a tender moment over a wrigglers book found in a chest.

When the monsters - the 'Dream' - recieve a mysterious prophecy from their fellow monster, they find a way not to disappear - by inviting in ALICE into their 'World'. Crossover of Halloween Hetalia and the famous Vocaloid song "Alice the Human Sacrifice"

England's brewing a potion when the other previously Allied and Axis powers show up and 'help'. But wait who's that? Canada! Before anyone has time to notice him, the potion blows up! Then Amu and co. start finding strange eggs.

Memories flood Japan's mind while he's on a meeting, wondering if he's made the right decision.

One carelessly spoken pick-up line from Japan to Greece results in an exchange of cat-related lines between the two of them that are cheesier than pick-up lines have any right to be...but is that really such a bad thing? Greece/Japan aka Giripan.

A crack-fic in which Edward and Jacob point out what is wrong with Bella. Rather humorous I have been told. I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, so might as well welcome them with open arms!

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