Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ HI EVERYONE! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ My name is Hikari Mayonaka, but you can just call me Hi/Ri/Hika/Kari-chan or さいころ (Dice-chan). I love darkness, the night, spiders, the 7 deadly sins, angels and devils, gothic, poetry, music and fotography. My favourite colours are dark purple, black, grey and white. =} «•An OLICITY (Arrow), SNOWBARRY (The Flash), DELENA (TVD), KLAROLINE (TVD), ROMITRI (Vampire Academy), AMUTO (Shugo Chara), MISUI (Kaichou wa Maid-sama), KEIKARI (Special A), ALLENA (D. Grey-man), ANGEIN (Neo Angelique Abyss) AND ZEKI (Vampire Knight) FAN FOREVER!•» Put this on your Roses are black, Step into the darkness, Come step into my life, The Rules of LOVE * Kiss on the lips= I love You ...V...Put this YOU SAY PINK You know you live in '15 when... 1. You ally enter your password into the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Facebook/Twitter/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five is missing. 10. You actually look to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did 1) Please do not get offended by this joke. this is not a joke I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE! Actual Labels on Products; On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." On T-Rat (Military food): Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only. Katy Perry shot "fireworks" from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying "What's My Name." Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to "Whip Her Hair" at Rihanna if she didn't stop. So Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a "grenade" at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said "We R Who We R!" So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying "I'm Not Afraid" saving the world, then Nelly woke up and said, "Phew, it was just a dream!!" (: Quotes: "H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. = Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Krap!" "C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping!" "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin A Girl And a Boy Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose-me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. Girls There is a "lie" in "believe", "over" in "lover", "end" in "friend", and "if " in "life". And after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W.T.F. As we grow up your best friend becomes your worst enemy, Lollipops turn into blunts, the innocent ones become sluts. One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday This is a great poem that really makes you think! Enjoy! My name is Sarah. I can't speak at all He slaps me and hits me Murdered me. |
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