My name is Jason Adams. I am a Christian who prays and reads his Bible every day. As you can see, I enjoy writing sometimes. I like cartoons, sports, wrestling, magazines, comic books, and country music.

Here are some of my favorite things.

Favorite male singer: Garth Brooks

Favorite female singers: Faith Hill, Gretchen Wilson, Carrie Underwood

Favorite bands: Alabama, Bon Jovi

Favorite duos: Brooks and Dunn, Montgomery Gentry, Big and Rich

Favorite teams: Atlanta Braves, Colorado Avalanche

Favorite T. V. shows: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, The Dukes of Hazzard, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Step by Step, Mythbusters, MacGyver, American Gladiators (2008), American Ninja Warrior, Sasuke (the original Japanese show that American Ninja Warrior is based on) Cutthroat Kitchen, Rachael vs. Guy: Kids Cook-Off, Beat Bobby Flay, the Baking Championship shows, Mystery Diners, All-Star Academy, Chopped, Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

Favorite cartoons: Scooby-Doo (the ones that have the entire gang, minus Scrappy. I don't hate Scrappy like a lot of other people do, I just prefer him to not be there), Transformers (the original), Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, the 2002 He-Man cartoon (I really wish it had continued. It would have been great to see Hordak, She-Ra and so many others), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (all 3 cartoons. Of the three series, I like the 2003 cartoon best, but the original is still fun to watch), Transformers: Prime

Favorite movies: Batman (the original with Keaton and Nicholson), the Dark Knight Trilogy, the first three X-Men movies, Superman 1, 2, and 4 (yes, I like Superman 4. Mainly because of the subject matter. God bless both Christopher Reeve and Dana Reeve), Superman Returns, the first two Mummy movies, Spaceballs, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, Robocop (the original), Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, Transformers: The Movie (1986), the current Transformers franchise

Favorite Pairings

Power Rangers

Tommy/Kat
Tommy/Kira (only when it's done correctly)
Billy/Trini
Adam/Aisha
Leo/Karone

Scooby-Doo

Shaggy/Daphne

He-Man

Adam/Teela

Justice League

Batman/Wonder Woman
Superman/Lois

Suite Life Series

Cody/Bailey (Thank you Disney for putting them back together! Now, keep them together, or else!)

Favorite Quotes

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002)

Keldor: Revenge is like Jafari Stew; it tastes best served cold.
King Randor: All you will taste is the bitterness of defeat, Keldor.
Keldor: I think not. (Randor is knocked down by Keldor's Havoc Staff. Keldor reveals himself) And the name is. . . Skeletor! Not a pretty site, is it? You did this.
King Randor: You. . . brought it on yourself.

King Hiss: I knew King Grayskull. I fought King Grayskull. And you are no King Grayskull.

He-Man: No wonder Anwat-Gar is deserted; it's not exactly visitor-friendly.

He-Man: You're not going to free Hordak, Skeletor.
Skeletor: This doesn't concern you, He-Man.
He-Man: I know this much: Once that sanctuary is destroyed, Hordak can never get free!
Skeletor: (Chuckles) Yes. Excellent point, He-Man. (Destroys sanctuary)
Hordak (voice from ghostly image): NO! (Skeletor laughs and leaves as He-Man watches in confusion)
He-Man: It's as if. . . he didn't WANT to set Hordak free!

Transformers (The Original Series)

Optimus Prime: Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies!

Grimlock: You Megatron tricked us. Make us fight good leader, Optimus Prime! Prime risk own life to save us!

Grimlock: Optimus Prime, can you forgive? Me Grimlock was jealous of you.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock like big fight!
Rodimus Prime: Good. Because you Grimlock have got one. (Both get shot down)
Grimlock: Me Grimlock no hurt.
Rodimus Prime: Me neither. And you've got to wonder why.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock like shooting when can't miss!

Slingshot: I don't buy that story about everything being the Decepticons' fault. I mean, after all, the Autobots did their share of fighting too.
Silverbolt: Because they HAD to, not because they WANTED to. And are you forgetting that it's BECAUSE of the Decepticons that we're stuck here?

Slingshot: (Seeing the Decepticons flying) The Decepticons. Boy, this'll be a great time to get to know them!
Silverbolt: You've just GOT to learn things the hard way, don't you?

Optimus Prime: I'm sorry there are only three of you. Clobbering less than four Decepticons at a time is boring!

Optimus Prime: You destroy everything you touch, Megatron!
Megatron: Because everything I touch is food for my hunger. My hunger for POWER!

Rumble: Starscream's right. Nurgill is crazy! If he wants to blow himself up, he'll have to do it somewhere else!

Blitzwing: Enough! This battle ends now! Or I shall write its conclusion!
Galvatron: You will never be welcome in the ranks of the Decepticons again!
Blitzwing: Sometimes, it's better to be known for one's enemies.
Galvatron: You will suffer for this, Blitzwing. You will suffer unimaginably!

Sixshot: Five up, five down! It's like shooting cyber-ducks in a barrel!

Ultra Magnus: I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb.

Galvatron: Come on, Optimus, tell me. Why do want this metal? How will it be used? Why is it so precious?
Optimus Prime: I've explained it to you.
Galvatron: You told me it was important, but you didn't tell me why!
Optimus Prime: That's because I know you too well, Galvatron.

Sideswipe: Say uncle or I'll shove your nose in your afterburner!
Starscream: Uncle!
Sideswipe: Gee (laughs), I didn't know Decepticons HAD uncles!

Spike: You'll never catch us, Megaklutz!
Megatron: MEGAKLUTZ? YOU DARE TO INSULT ME IN MY OWN COMMAND POST?

Devastator: It will take more than your puny arm to stop Devastator!
Optimus Prime: Right. Which is why it's lucky the hand at the end of that arm. . . is holding a gun!

Omega Supreme: Sarcasm, not appreciated.

Blaster: I've been waiting a long time for this, you poor excuse for a sound system.
Soundwave: All talk, no shock.

Cyclonus: You will do as I say, or you will die!

Cyclonus: Autobots, prepare to die!

Megatron: This city is under martial law. . . and I am the marshall!

Megatron: You're either lying. . . or you're stupid!
Starscream: I'M STUPID! I'M STUPID!

Optimus Prime: You and Starscream are just a nuisance. A couple of metallic mosquitoes.
Megatron: Mosquitoes? Then feel my bite!

Blitzwing: We've got to band together to stop Devastator!
Astrotrain: I'm with you guys! (Gets shot by Blitzwing)
Blitzwing: No, you're not, traitor! (Gets shot by Megatron)
Megatron: I see two traitors here! (Starscream crashes)
Astrotrain: Megatron, you're making a mistake!
Blitzwing: Starscream's the real traitor!
Starscream: Don't listen to them, Megatron!
Megatron: Why not? Are they too close to the truth?

Carly: (To Ironhide after he saved her life) And you say you're too old to make a difference?

Arcee: Since you wrecked our ship, we're going to have to take yours. Therefore, you're going to have to take a hike! Got it?

Optimus Prime: Hang on to your dreams, Chip. The future is built on dreams. Hang on.

Transformers: Prime

Optimus Prime: Without a means of leaving this world, we Autobots take strength in the bonds we have forged with out three young friends-true warriors, if not in body, then in spirit. My name is Optimus Prime, and I send this message: Though we did not choose to be of Earth, it would seem that we are here to stay. If you approach this planet with hostile intent, know this: We will defend ourselves. We will defend humanity. We will defend...our home.

Megatron: Optimus Prime never disappoints. Unlike YOU, Starscream!

Cliffjumper: Scream...it's been awhile. (coughs) So,...where's your master?
Starscream: Never mind him. I am my own master. (Stabs Cliffjumper with his bare hand, causing him to cry out in pain) Any more questions? (Removes hand. Cliffjumper moans and falls dead)

Megatron: No one rids me of Optimus Prime but ME? Do you understand? DO YOU?!

Megatron: Decepticons, your rightful lord and master has returned!

Megatron: My greatest mistake? I've made a few...but there is one I do not intend to make again!

Megatron: Megatron is commanded by NO ONE!

Arcee: Lucky for us, Megatron was still alive. (Bumblebee bleeps and looks at her funny) Yeah, I actually said that.

Optimus Prime: It is the external wounds which heal the quickest.
Arcee: I thought settling scores would allow me to move on. Instead, I chased away our hope of winning this war anytime soon.
Optimus Prime: Wisdom cannot be granted, Arcee. It must be earned, sometimes at a cost.

Ratchet: I NEEDED that!

Arcee: This ends here, Cons!

June Darby: Jack, your motorcycle!
Jack: I can explain, mom...wait, I already did.

Inspirational Quote

Be good to yourselves. Because if you're good to yourself, you're going to be kind to everybody else.--Bill Bixby