"Sitcom Royal Rumble"

Rated T for mild language and violence

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with World Wrestling Entertainment, Total Nonstop Action, or sitcoms associated with ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, Disney or Nickelodeon. Anyway, I'd figured I'd do this for fun and amusement. So enjoy!

Chapter 1: Pre-show Interviews

Legendary WWE announcer "Mean" Gene Okerlund and current WWE announcer Renee Young was shown on both the interview area and locker room interviewing some of the 50 contestants that were competing in this once in a lifetime event.

A.C. Slater's Interview

Renee Young was at the locker room area, standing next to "Saved By The Bell" character and fan favorite A.C. Slater.

Renee Young: AC Slater, you have a terrific wrestling background at Bayside High School. How will your experience fare in this once-in-a-lifetime Royal Rumble.

A.C. Slater: To be honest Renee, I'm feeling pumped as it is. As a wrestler for the wrestling team, I'll handle just fine against any opponent, regardless if how big or small they are. There's gonna be forty-nine other people gunning for me to get their hands on the $1,000,000, but no matter what happens in the Royal Rumble, I'm gonna fight my way to the end. And nobody, especially Zack and Screech, aren't gonna stop me.

Jesse Katsopolis's Interview

"Mean" Gene Okerlund was standing right beside "Full House" bad-boy Jesse Katsopolis in the interview area.

Mean Gene Okerlund: Jesse Katsopolis, you've got a date with destiny in the first ever Sitcom Royal Rumble. Tell me, how are you feeling?

Uncle Jesse: Oh, have mercy, I'm feeling great as it is. Of course, I don't know who could be in the match with me, but no matter who's gonna be in the ring, whether it's a judge, a shoe salesman, a bartender, a nerd, or a group of nerds, I'm ready and I'm psyched. Anyway, it's best you get out of my way, I've gotta train.

Mike Biggs's Interview

Renee Young was still at the locker room area with "Mike & Molly" cop Mike Biggs. However, not with him was his usual partner-in-crime Carl McMillan.

Renee Young: With me standing right now is Mike Biggs, who is training for his big moment in the Sitcom Royal Rumble. Mike, you feel pumped. Why's that.

Mike Biggs: Isn't it obvious? It's a date with destiny. Oh, plus I'm trying to burn off some calories from that meatball sub that Carl fed to me. Nothing but a little hunger never hurt me from my training. If any skinny toothpick comes across me, me and Carl are gonna snap 'em all like twigs on branches. Which reminds me, it's Fig Newton time.

Mike soon left Renee's side, just to get his hands on Fig Newtons that were sitting inside a catering table. However, Renee Young was still staring at him blankly. Feeling agitated, Mike told her to beat it with his mouth stuffed.

Mike Biggs: *muffled* I'm done with the interview. You can leave now.

Renee Young: Oh okay, thanks for your time.

Dez Wade's Interview

"Mean" Gene Okerlund was still at the interview area with "Austin & Ally" fan favorite Dez Wade. In Dez's hand, he was chowing down on a bag of Twizzlers.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: With me standing right now is Dez Wade from "Austin & Ally". Dez, you have any motivation going into this match?

Dez: *feeling confused* I was supposed to have motivation? Um, I only brought was my Twizzlers.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: *rolling his eyes* Maybe I've been talking to the wrong person...

Red Forman's Interview

Renee Young was next to the locker room area where "That 70's Show" father Red Forman was standing next to her.

Renee Young: Ladies and gentleman, Red Forman from "That 70's Show". Red, you've shown to be a veteran of many wars that you've fought in. How do you view the Sitcom Royal Rumble so far?

Red Forman: Let me ask you something, Renee. I've been through hell with my dumbass son and I've put up a lot more with my wife through a decade. All of those 49 other dumbasses aren't gonna see me coming. I've been through these things, and I can fight any better than those wimpy WWE and TNA anyday of the week. And if those naysayers have any problem with that, I'll send my foot between their asses so deep, they're gonna want instant surgery.

Renee Young: *feeling uncomfortable* Weird image to think of, but thank you for your time.

Well, there goes the recorded pre-show interviews. I know it was only five, but I didn't want to spoil the contestants that were gonna compete. But however, I did thrown some names of who would would be competing. So, here's are the leaked contestants.

Confirmed:
A.C. Slater (Saved By The Bell)
Jesse Katsopolis (Full House)
Mike Biggs (Mike & Molly)
Dez Wade (Austin & Ally)
Red Forman (That 70's Show)

Rumored (although it may not be true):
Zack Morris, Screech Powers (Saved By The Bell)
Carl McMillan (Mike & Molly)

Who will also be included in the Rumble? You'll just have to find out later on in the story to find out. Anyway, that was the pre-show, next chapter is gonna be the real thing! So see ya!