A little something I found on starcrossed68's profile:

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

Mathematical proof that girls are evil!

Girls = Time * Money

Time = Money

Girls = Money * Money

Money = the Root of Evil

Money * Money = Evil

Girls = Evil

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction. copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this in your profile

If you're so obsessed by something that you're actually beginning to scare yourself. copy and paste this in your profile

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Somewhere Beyond Reality, NCIS She-Demon, Tel nok shock, Guess.Guava,

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who has stopped to smell the flowers, jump and splash in the rain and dance through piles of autumn leaves who doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment coming from some people), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with science fiction fantasy, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Somewhere Beyond Reality, Sparky She-Demon, Tel nok shock, domina tempore

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever breathed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. Yup

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) Definitely

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) Hahaha!

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. Yes, but it's more like ten times a day for a few weeks!

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. Yes!

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. Usually I check the original message after, but then the answers are at the end.

-If you tend to collect the pens people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. Me, not so much. My dad? Definitely!

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. Pretty much the whole house!

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. Luckily, I just got a new one!

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. Yes!!!

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone can take my place.

Help me take that burden off her shoulders, Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her. Take my hand and it'll weigh no more, For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand

Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you’re proud of it.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile. (Anyone ever notice the TARDIS? Or am I just slow, and all Whovians already know?)

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero

"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan)

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone

If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)

I'm not perfect. Haters make me seem even more imperfect, finding all of the bad in me and not the good. They stereotype me, and bully me. Shoving me into a hole and lowering my self-esteem. Call me names, and physically hurt me. Every insult brings me a step closer to committing suicide. By the time your done reading this, two people have killed themselves because of haters or bullies. Please, don't just stand there. Help someone and Defeat the Label.

Repost if you're against bullying or stereotyping.

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy 've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic. Total : 2

PUNK

You can skateboard You've worn plaid. You like Converse You hate MTV You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer. You like Harry Potter You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band/orchestra. You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 9

EMO

You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses. You like the band Evanescence You cry easily You like emo music. You hate being called emo.You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poemYou think emo chicks/guys are hot Total: 4

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. You swear once in a while or a have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 0

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes You wear/wore Vans. You like the band panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts.People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color Total: 2

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl. You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number Total : 0

WEIRD

You enjoy sniffing cheese. Knee-high/colorful socks are the only socks you wear.You are constantly called weird. You blurt out random things. You slap random people for the fun of it. You write on your hand. You drew on your shoes. You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. You text your best friends ex. You don't care if people mock you. You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer. Total: 5

Thank-you Tel nok shock for all these wonderful copy and paste thingies! Also go check out the project that she is participating in that SilverSnowDrop is posting State of Affairs: A Virtual Season 11 Story for Stargate SG-1. You guys are doing an awesome job!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion football caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6

A little song parody I found on La La Looney's profile!

We're off to kill King Uther, the awful Uther of Camelot!!
Because because because because Because of the dastardly things he does!

And one me and my sisters came up with, based on Monty Python's Dennis Moore Sketch. Enjoy!

Denethor, Denethor, he's an awful dad,

Denethor, Denethor, really, truly bad,

He tried to burn his son,

Then took a flaming run,

Denethor, Denethor, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Dedicated to the worst Dads in Earth, and Middle-Earth's histories.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you correct other people's grammar out of habit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't look away during the scary parts of a movie even though you know you won't be able to be alone in the room for two weeks if you do watch, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate that boys will punch each other, beat each other up, and tackle one another, but are too sexist to lay a finger on girls no matter how much you annoy them, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If oyu can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you think that honesty is important copy and paste this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you ever talk to inanimate objects copy and paste this into your profile

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'