As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Tom Riddle is certain that Harry Potter loved him before the potion's fiasco.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Rosie Monaghan despairs at the fact that courtesy and good manners seem to be very much a thing of the past. However, when she moves into her new house in Devon, little did she expect to discover a secret door which leads her into the world of the dashing Captain James Nicholls. **DISCONTINUED**

Bearing the Dark Lord's soul mark on his chest certainly isn't easy when his family is firmly on the Light Side. HPLV SLASH. Set in the Past.

[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

Set 20 years post-GO and after 5.22 of SPN. Dean's miserable. Sam's soulless. Castiel is beginning to fight a war he cannot win. Crowley is starting to hate his position. And Aziraphale is dead. But one choice, one single action, changes everything. Now, with the world hanging in the balance, an unlikely team must form to save it. Gabriel's welcome to stop laughing anytime now.

"Live for me and I'll build you an empire." A collection of one shots centering on ayerverse Joker & Harley. Rating will change depending on the muse. To me the sexiest part of Gothams power couple is their simple interactions and inexplicable pull towards each other. Please enjoy and review!

In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.

When Amanda Waller had first started gathering up bad guys to become a part of her plan. Harley Quinn had never been a part of that plan. Waller was always after one person. One person, she knew she could never control. One person, she knew who on a whim would sabotage her entire operation and one person she knew she had to have on her team. The king of Gotham himself, the Joker.

Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.

"Castiel? Really? That's one weird name, sugar, no offence." Castiel finds Meg alive and reborn on Earth as a human girl - as a result of being unable to enter Heaven or Hell. There's just one catch. She can't remember anything. Megstiel, with appearances by Sam and Dean.

In 1942 Manhattan, Amy contacts Edwin Bracewell & begins a friendship that will last half a century. Through correspondence & journals spanning 50 years she & Rory leave a chronicle of their lives and a legacy for the Doctor to remember them by. Post The Angels Take Manhattan.

Slash! This story replaces the Half-Blood Prince: What happens if Voldemort disguises himself as a transfer student to gain access to Hogwarts in order to kill Harry Potter? Well, I'll give you a hint: It leads to consequences that not even Dumbledore foresaw! This story has a very original plot that has not ever been seen before. Yes, really. (Light!Harry) (Sub!Voldie) (Mpreg).

When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.

His gain in power was at the loss of his freedom. Now he must endure imprisonment under a silent master. What would it take to earn that man's trust? To manipulate him into releasing his prisoner? A Rai and Frankenstein past story. May differ slightly from the real story since new information was released after I started this. Ongoing. Noblesse. Highly Recommended.

A series of one-shots, in no particular order, of Ciel and Sebastian through the years, set after series II of the anime. Not yaoi. Author owns no rights to Kuroshitsuji.

Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]

You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

Another 'I didn't like the finale storyline so I wrote my own' story. I'm not ignoring all of it, just the parts that I really didn't like.

ON HIATUS, and now available only on Archive Of Our Own.

At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.

Sans and Frisk have a midnight talk about the SAVE. Sans is unhappy. This kid is lucky he loves them so much. (A side-fic that takes place during chapter 13 of my story "Frisk" Pt. 5 of my Dreams of the Past and Present series) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)

It's Frisk's birthday and it's time for some fun! (We now know about Sans's past...but what about Frisk's? As Asriel asked: why did Frisk climb Mt. Ebott? Well, they have their own reasons.) (Queerplatonic Sans/Frisk. Trigger warnings of emotional abuse. Rated T just in case. Part 4 of my Undertale Series but can be read alone if you want.) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)

AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could've predicted the way their lives would intertwine... Now Complete. Ch. 33 UPDATE: This story has been temporarily removed, see last chapter for details.

What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 26: DeviantArt Part 2

E.T.I.A Agent and Royal Navy Commander Louisa Dunham is sent back to 1914 to retrieve Captain Nicholls after his apparent 'death', as a personal favour to some old friends. She was meant to rescue him, she wasn't supposed to fall in love with him. Nicholls/OFC. First story of a six part series.

Avada Kedavra'. A six year old Hariel Potter traces the strange marks on her skin, wondering at the meaning of the words her soulmate will speak. An eleven year old Hariel Potter is appropriately horrified when she puts the pieces together. Female Harry and Soulmate AU- Indentifying marks DISCONTINUED

Voldemort's soul was shattered beyond redemption. Marvolo just wanted to live. And Harry... Harry was stuck in the middle. Though he couldn't think of another place he'd rather be.

Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to get her killed half the time. [Bad Jokes 2]

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

Ciel is a 20 yr student facing death from a disease he has lost all hope of surviving, until a chance meeting with a handsome stranger begins to awaken a lust for life. Looming death, an uncertain future, a secret love affair and a family torn between acceptance and guilt.

Voldemort had been faster in regaining his body, than he had been in canon, and thus, he had begun to go after Harry while the boy-who-lived was still a small child. Will a rather sane Voldemort find out, and use, the similarities there are between him and Harry to his favours, and change the wizarding world in a way no one had expected?

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

Loki is being punished on Asgard, but when events lead him back to earth, he escapes and immediately goes for revenge. Fighting the Avengers on his own soon proves to be too much for him to handle. In his enemys' hands, Loki starts to re-thinks his actions, but with the Avengers's distrust working against him and Thanos already on the move, it might still be too late...

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Sequel to 'Mischief, Lies, and Other Hazards of Parenting.' For a nearly immortal god, a year is nothing. For his little mortal daughter, a year is an eternity. And for the Avengers, a single year might mean a chance, however precarious, to redeem the unredeemable. COMPLETE!

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Because Break is Mad Hatter and Liam is March Hare. Which made it all inevitable in the end. AUish. Liam-centric.

A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17

In which Loki is in over his head, the Avengers can't find any traction, Midgard falls to war, and to save the world the God of Mischief and Lies must, well—conquer it.

Sequel to Lemkin Factor. When Amy realizes that their usually random adventures with the Doctor start to show a pattern she suspects he may have a hidden agenda. Meanwhile River has always known the Doctor needs to have Companions, but when that need seems to turn dangerously pathological she fears that her parents may be prisoners not passengers and they might not even know it.

Mr. Milton's favorite student has an enthusiasm for drawing terrifying monsters — in vivid finger-paint detail. Concerned for Sam Winchester's 4-year-old psyche, Mr. Milton schedules a parent-teacher conference.

Highschool AU where Hannibal is the (slightly) creepy new home economics teacher who may or may not be a serial killer and cannibal, Will is the slightly better looking version of a crazy cat woman (only with dogs) who's recently gone back to work after his nervous breakdown and Principle Jack Crawford is still trying to work out how this became his life.

All those times he mentioned a Professor Song, all those silences he could never fill, all the things she couldn't explain. Maybe Clara should have noticed, should have known. But does knowing really help? [Clara's POV]

It's just so anti-climactic, especially given all of Hannibal's careful planning, that the game should end with Will shooting him in a PCP-induced frenzy.

Fill for this prompt: It's Will who says "Stop. If you loved me, you'd stop."

Hannibal and Will discuss the truth behind Will's "empathy" gift.

Fill for this prompt: Hannibal takes his mind games with Will as far as he can; Will is completely aware of what he's trying to do- resisting it every step of the way and still utterly terrified.

Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]

Nightmares don't have a name. Which is why Sherlock gave himself one. A slenderlock fic.

Continuation of the story Balance, the link to which can be found in my favorite stories. Yes, it's the same author. Read A/N

Loki has been a Prince of Asgard and a would-be conqueror of Midgard. Years after the movie, he's trying to navigate the most challenging role he's undertaken yet: a single parent in Manhattan. Juggling play dates, elite preschools, and defeating the Avengers in time to pick up his little girl, Loki finds parenting has endless challenges and unintended effects. Now with Epilogue!

-Written for a prompt- Coming across Loki as they heading home that night from dinner was the last thing Steve Rogers and Tony Stark had expected. Finding him pregnant and in labor...even more so. Mpreg birth scene, no pairings, possible ooc, slight angst and fluff, one-shot

"Leave them be. Forever," a voice would echo, if it could. And then all is still and silent once more. / Part IV of the Full Circle series.

In which alternate timelines and the one thing Loki hates the most forces said God of Mischief to examine himself and draw help from the most interesting sources, namely, one by one, the Avengers. Morality, Loki evilness, Loki redemption, lots of feels, various apocalypses, and guaranteed to be not what you're expecting.

It was never about the Souls.

"Hello, you've reached the Stinson-Scherbatsky household, we can't make it to the phone right now…"

Luke Mosby knows everyone in Dad's stories-Uncle Marshall, Aunt Robin, even Wendy the Waitress-but not the way his Dad knows them. Alternate Interpretation.

AU. In which Barney Stinson runs a 'No Sad, Big Smile' Break Up Service and loses hope for love forever. Then he meets a bartender-Robin, and a couple-Marshall and Lily. Barney x Robin. 1 of HIMYM AU Series 'Ten'.

The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

He couldn't let her stay dead. Warning for dark themes and character death.

Ceres and Nihon are on the brink of war, and Kurogane and Fai must struggle to balance their loyalties to their home countries with the pressing demands of survival - for themselves, their countries, and for their world. AU, K/F, NOW COMPLETE.

Tag to the end scene of "Say Cheese" 5x18 . The consequences to Robin's trick on Barney were more serious than she thought they'd be.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Everything is spinning, faster and faster out of control. He can’t remember the last time he was in control. Spoilers for 5x17 "Of Course".

Barney's not the man he thought he was. An alternative look at the events from Miracles to Rabbit Or Duck.

When Barney is diagnosed with cancer his barriers begin to crumble and the truth about his past slowly becomes revealed. Mild Doogie Howser crossover and co-written with Idioticonion and Jerseystrife. Winner of best crossover at the HIMYM 2008 awards.

In the New York Dollhouse, one of the Actives is being prepared for an engagement. Set AU of HIMYM Season 3.

They had let him down.

After Penny's death, Billy makes some disturbing discoveries.

Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.

Post ROTK. When a new power threatens Gondor, Legolas is caught in a desperate struggle to save Aragorn's soul. COMPLETE.

Barney Stinson goes to extreme lengths to deal with his feelings for Robin. Crossover with Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. Expect new parts as new episodes of Dollhouse are aired.

Ted/Robin get back together. Spoilers for Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight", then goes AU.

AU In a much darker Middle Earth than the one we know, Legolas sacrifices everything for Hope. Nominated in the 2007 MEFAs.

For every evil that rises, we are given ways to fight it. The secrets of the elves are revealed to the modern world, and they are forced to decide whether they should remain in a world unprepared for them, or be the last of their kind to leave it.

Somewhere else the happy ending was different.

AUAdventure. In the aftermath of the War of the Ring, Eowyn comes to the painful realization that the wounds of the heart she still bears cannot be healed by going back to the cage, however guilded, however loving the master. Four years and hundreds of le

Just how does one surprise an Elf, anyway? A belated birthday gift for Ithilien. COMPLETE

Prince Estel of Gondor must wed the heir of Thranduil, the Morning Star of Mirkwood. A group of warriors sets out to retrieve it and escort it to Gondor for the ceremony. What have Strider the Ranger and Legolas the servant have to do with it?

When someone from the past resurfaces and threatens Rivendell and its inhabitants, can Elrond with the help of Legolas protect his sons and especially Aragorn from falling victim to his plans? Or will they all get caught in a blaze of revenge and pain?