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Author has written 5 stories for One Piece, Fairy Tail, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I... should probably update soon. Sorry! I've been in and out the hospital and school hates me...
I am one of the silly people that will do whatever is asked of me. Ask my friends.
I will never, mess up English on purpose when writing. The language was made the way it is, don't change it!
I just learnt that one of my closest friends is AHWH.
BITCH.
I hate Americans (Mostly)
I hate the French (Most of the time.)
Random:
Sam: Now I have to go cook the shitty dinner! FUCK OFF U TWAZZY SHIT THING!
Aimy: ...Are you related to Sanji?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BISEXUAL so I MUST love everyone I see.
It's lovely to meet you all.
If you have never heard of Yiruma, look him him, he's an excellent composer :D
Tim Minchin is my God.
Eddie Izzard is my Jesus
Anime is my Holy Spirit
Oh Fritz you great hunk you~
I LOVE MY WIFE, IRIS. SHE'S MY CRAZY ASIAN DILDO.
I LOVE MY AUNTIE, SAM, SHE IS AWESOME AND I LOVE HER.