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![]() Author has written 17 stories for Lord of the Rings, Maple Story, Warriors Orochi, Bleach, Dragon Quest Series, Naruto, Dynasty Warriors, Beowulf, BlazBlue, Okami, and RWBY. Formerly: Teddypro Real Name: Who needs to really know? Age: *Censored* Date of Birth: 12-8 Gender: *Censored* Hobbies: Security Beta 1 IQ: 146 Author's Note: Holy sweet mother how long has it been? Navy don't joke around. I've been busy! Favorite Books-- The Lord of the Rings, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Peter and the Starcatchers, Peter and the Shadow Thieves, Peter and the Secret of Rundoon, Peter and the Sword of Mercy, Shogun Favorite Movies-- The Lord of the Rings, Gran Torino, Star Wars Saga, Avatar 3D Favorite Games-- The Lord of the Rings, Mario and Sonic: Olympic Winter Games (DS), Warcraft III, Final Fantasy XII Revnant Wings, Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced, Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced 2, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass, Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks, EndWar DS, MapleStory (Online), Dynasty Warriors Advanced (Gameboy), Warriors Orochi 2, Dragonball Z Ultimate Tenkaichi Favorite TV Shows-- Mythbusters, Ghost Lab, Lie to Me, Cold Case, Sonic X, Star War the Clone Wars, Teen Titans, Ben 10, Looney Toons, Crocadile Hunter, Jeff Corwin, How it's Made, Really Big Things, Mystery Hunters, Pokemon, He-man and the Masters of the Universe, Voltron (Old Stuff, Huh?), MapleStory (Anime), Deltora Quest, D. Grayman Favorite Pairings-- Sonic-Cosmo/Tails, Silver/Blaze, Sonic/Amy, Knuckles/Rouge Favorite Music-- Through the Fire and the Flames, Electirc Eye, Breaking the Law, Hell bent for Leather, You've got Another Thing Coming, Turbo Lover, Night Crawler, Bat Out of Hell, Ram It Down, What About Now, Deadman's Party, Just Another Day, Boondocks, Shadows of the Night, Africa, It's My Life, For the Love of a Princess, Battle of Stirling, Screaming for Vengeance, Living After Midnight, A Touch of Evil, Enter Sandman, Sands of Kuwait, Sandstorm, Stayin' Alive, Too Much Heaven, Spirits having Flown, Tragedy, Everybody, As Long As You Love Me, Awesome God, Witchcraft, Soldiers in the Wasteland, Move Your Body, I'm Blue, Glad You Came, Girei, Trickster's Ambition, Step on the Ground, Soldiers of the Wasteland, Witchcraft, Antidote, The Riddle, Misty Mountains Cold, Burn, Counting Stars Personal Poetic Works-- Of the Twilight Wood In the quiet wood at the end of day, I based this poem off of a forest in the time of day known as twilight. It's the time of day between dusk and evening. As you can see, I like to intertwine my works with a bit of a background of fantasy. The Life of Lt. Robert Stetler (Ret.) In 1916 he was born, RIP LT. Robert Stetler. World War II Veteran. 1914 - 2013. We all will miss you very much. I Swore to Thee Eternal Long ago, I swore to thee eternal I am forever your sword, hand, and shield Through war and famine I fought without end Though time in this life has ended for thee Cowboy Rules 1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south. Pick one and go. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6.. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outa your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age. 11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey. 12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper,and ketchup! Oh, yeah . . We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat . . IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!! 13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish. 16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1! A true Westerner will send this to at least 10 others and a few new friends that probably won't get it, but we're friendly so we share in hopes you can begin to understand what a real life is all about!! We Noticed Today I read of your administration's plan to re-define September 11 as a National Service Day. Sir, it's time we had a talk... During your campaign, Americans watched as you made mockery of our tradition of standing and crossing your heart when the Pledge of Allegiance was spoken. You, out of four people on the stage, were the only one not honoring our tradition. YES, "We noticed." During one of your many speeches, Americans heard you say that you intended to visit all 57 states. We all know that Islam, not America has 57 states. YES, "We noticed." When President Bush leaned over at Ground Zero and gently placed a flower on the memorial, while you nonchalantly tossed your flower onto the pile without leaning over. YES, "We noticed." Every time you apologized to other countries for America's position on an issue we have wondered why you don't share our pride in this great country. When you have heard foreign leaders berate our country and our beliefs, you have not defended us. In fact, you insulted the British Crown beyond belief. YES, "We noticed." When your pastor of 20 years, "God-damned America" and said that 9/11 was "America's chickens coming home to roost" and you denied having heard recriminations of that nature, we wondered how that could be. You later disassociated yourself from that church and Pastor Wright because it was politically expedient to do so. YES, "We noticed." When you announced that you would transform America, we wondered why. With all her faults, America is the greatest country on earth. Sir, KEEP THIS IN MIND, "if not for America and the people who built her, you wouldn't be sitting in the White House now." Prior to your election to the highest office in this Country, you were a senator from Illinois and from what we can glean from the records available, not a very remarkable one. YES, "We noticed." All through your campaign and even now, you have surrounded yourself with individuals who are basically unqualified for the positions for which you appointed them. Worse than that, the majority of them are people who, like you, bear no special allegiance, respect, or affection for this country and her traditions. YES, "We noticed." You are 9 months into your term and every morning millions of Americans wake up to a new horror heaped on us by you. You seek to saddle working Americans with a health care/insurance reform package that, along with cap and trade, will bankrupt this nation. YES, "We noticed." We seek, by protesting, to let our representatives know that we are not in favor of these crippling expenditures and we are labeled "un-American", "racist", "mob". We wonder how we are supposed to let you know how frustrated we are. You have attempted to make our protests seem isolated and insignificant. Until your appointment, Americans had the right to speak out. YES, "We noticed." On September 11, 2001 there were no Republicans or Democrats, only Americans. And we all grieved together and helped each other in whatever way we could. The attack on 9/11 was carried out because we are Americans. And YES, "We noticed." There were many of us who prayed that as a black president you could help unite this nation. In six months you have done more to destroy this nation than the attack on 9/11. You have failed us. YES, "We noticed." September 11 is a day of remembrance for all Americans. You propose to make 9/11 a "National Service Day". While we know that you don't share our reverence for 9/11, we pray that history will report your proposal as what it is...a disgrace. YES, "We noticed." You have made a mockery of our Constitution and the office that you hold. You have embarrassed and slighted us in foreign visits and policy. YES, "We noticed." We have noticed all these things. We will deal with you. When Americans come together again, it will be to remove you from office. Take notice. If you agree with this please pass it on. Top 11 Most Expensive S* You'll Never Need 1. $1,500,000 for a Box of Chocolates 2. $1.3 Million for a Cell Phone 3. $163,000 for Hello Kitty 4. $1,000 for a Pizza 5. $1.63 Million for a Purse 6. $225,000 for Tequila 7. $68,000 for a Cricket Ball 8. $130,000 for a TV 9. $14,000 for a Tea Bag 10. $41,000 for a Toy 11. $225,000 for a Parking Spot Copy and Pastes 1- 2- 3- 4- 4- To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.” To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because she loves this kind. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her. To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath. To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one. To every guy that believed in her dreams. To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them. To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart. To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her. ...This one bulletin is for you... I posted this on here because I agree on some of these things on here explain love should be personal, not based on looks. For those of you who reads this please put it on your profile to explain what a guy should be like to her lover. 5- Five things you never want to hear in the Navy. A Seaman saying, "I learned this in boot camp. . ." A Petty Officer saying, "Trust me, sir. . ." An Ensign saying, "Based on my experience. . ." A Lieutenant saying, "I was just thinking. . ." A Chief saying, "Watch this shit. . ." 6- A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Story Challenges Chosen Jinchuuriki Challenge (Naruto) The idea is that Naruto and the other eight Jinchuuriki somehow find their way together, forsaking their villages, to unite and aid the world from the shadows. They work off each other and learn to control/work with their Bijuu (not like with Naruto in canon, more like Bee). Eventually this gets to the point where they can bond all nine of them together to temporarily form the Juubi ([1] This is optional. [2] Goes with Rikudo Sennin's message to Bijuu about someone uniting them again). For those who haven't guessed, the 'Chosen Jinchuuriki' title comes from the idea of the Sennin's words to the Bijuu but you may chose to incorporate that only if you wish. Now, for some ground rules. (1) Naruto/Fu. I don't know, I like this pairing and it's grown on me recently. Also, please no harem. That'll make me sad. Other pairings you may decided. NO YAOI HOWEVER! (2) Doesn't need to be god-modding. I understand if you want to take their training and working together slowly. But if you take that route, try and keep them in their base of operations until they're ready. The idea is that they're hiding from the rest of the world until they're ready to help from the shadows. (3) Bashing = Optional. I honestly don't care. (4) No non-Jinchuuriki joins their group. Period. (5) Please try to keep crossover weapons and abilities to a bare minimum if any at all. (6) Sasuke can stay or leave village. Again I don't care. Now for some suggestions. These are completely optional. (1) Try add side-stories like the Land of Snow or something like that or even get creative and make a couple up. That'd be great to read in my opinion. (2) I think Uzushiogakure would be a great place for a base camp. (3) Akatsuki going down first with Orochimaru becoming a huge threat towards the end. (4) Even after Orochimaru's defeat have some form of last round of missions or some such. Strength and Power Challenge (MapleStory) The idea of this challenge is a sort of romance that builds between Luminous and Aran (NOT FRICKING YAOI!). The romance begins to build after they encounter each other sometime after Aran regains her memories. Basically the emphasis is on the fact that Aran is the physically strongest MapleStory character and Luminous is likely the strongest spiritually next to the Black Mage. It's sort of a Yin-Yang-ish type of romance story. Now for the rules. (1) As mentioned before, NO FRICKING YAOI! NO! Other pairings may be to your choosing but NO FRICKING YAOI! (2) My preference is Luminous/FemAran but you may go with Aran/FemLuminous. Either or is fine. (3) Please try to keep crossover weapons and abilities to a bare minimum if any at all. (4) When they meet again they become partners. Keep those two together if your not going to keep the Heroes together. Fairy Tail's Legend Challenge (MapleStory/Fairy Tail Crossover) The idea is that one of the Legendary Heroes of Maple (can be any but preferably fem!Aran or fem!Luminous because I think it would be interesting) finds his/herself in Fiore and joins Fairy Tail. You have the complete freedom to take your story anywhere you want from there. Rules: (1) NO FRICKING YAOI! That is all. Kaguya's Return Challenge (Naruto) The idea is that Otsutsuki Kaguya, the mother of the Rikudo Sennin, Otsutsuki Hagoromo, witnesses the destruction, death, and war she has caused by her actions in trying to create world peace. After some time she eventually observes Naruto's early life and after witnessing it for four years has had enough. She appears to stop a mob and takes Naruto in as her own son. From there you can take the story wherever you choose to. Pairings are for you to decide. Rules: (1) NO FRICKING YAOI! (2) Keep Naruto's relationship (in regards to ancestry) to the Sennin the same as canon. Princess Among Fairies (Fairy Tail) The idea is that Princess Hisui E. Fiore at some point during the series (whether its before the time skip with her as a child or young teen or afterward as a young woman is up to you) decides she wants to connect further to her people by becoming a mage in one of the guilds within her kingdom. Who better to chose than the one that values their comrades so highly as Fairy Tail. In short, Hisui joins Fairy Tail as a mage. Pairings are for you to decide (though I personally wouldn't mind seeing the princess without one). Rules: (1) If you don't know by now. . . refer to the previous #1s (2) You are allowed to stray to your own arcs but make sure to keep the current arcs in as well. (3) Do not have anyone else in Fairy Tail be secretly related to the royal family. It should only be King Toma, a unnamed queen (who you can give an identity if you want), and Princess Hisui. (4) Hisui can be skilled (you could have it so that she was trained in the palace at a young age) but, at least initially, don't have her as strong or stronger than Erza. (5) Don't have some random Rune Knight acting as her bodyguard. (6) Hisui's Magic can be anything you want but not any form of Dragon Slayer or God Slayer Magic. Suggestions: (1) Maybe have Hisui's Magic be something unique like Royal Magic: like being able to cast spells based on parts of her job as a member of royalty like 'Order' can force a person to fulfill one order of the user and it is as effective as the magic power put into it, or 'Judgment' which causes pain to the victim depending upon the crime accused of and how much it was violated. (2) Maybe have Hisui escape Acnologia's attack by having Doranbolt take her back with him as he flees. Maybe she uses her influence to keep Fairy Tail's main building? (3) Maybe don't have her as the mastermind behind the Eclipse Gate but have it really be her father. Story Ideas Rising Sun Naruto Fanfiction Pairing: Naruto/Fu, Naruto/Hinata, Naruto/OC (Not all at the same time) Rating: M Synopsis: Naruto is taken in by a traveler from the eastern continent who trains him in the way of the sword. He meets Fu and the three work together to try and find a way to stop Madara and the Akatsuki from gathering all nine bijuu. But what does the eastern continent have to do with the story of the Rikudo Sennin and the Juubi? Hypothesized Length: At least 100 Chapters Taiyo no Kuni Naruto Fanfiction (Bleach characters present) Pairing: Naruto/Kurotsuchi Rating: T Synopsis: Naruto is banished after turning four tails during the fight with Orochimaru. He finds a hidden country hidden by an impassible mountain range and becomes the first shinobi of Taiyo no Kuni. With a secret nation now entering the limelight, will Naruto be able to handle Iwa, the Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and his former home all while juggling the responsibilities of taking care of a surprising, new child? (Note: Brown Phantom's idea of Kyuubi becoming a little girl is used here. I have his permission to use it for the fanfiction however.) Hypothesized Length: 60-80 Chapters Kyuubi no Taiyo no Megami Naruto Fanfiction (Okami character present) Pairing: None (Decided) Rating: T Synopsis: Naruko (Yes, it's FemNaruto) is forced to fuse completely with Kyuubi after a severe beating. Scared for her life after her transformation, she runs away and bumps into a traveling samurai. He takes her in and raises her as she begins to understand more of Kyuubi's abilities. They soon come across Amaterasu, who had apparently been teleported there after her fight with Yami to recover from severe injuries. Due to the pureness and innocence of the child, Amaterasu decides to become part of Naruko to help her overcome her past insecurities and to protect the world from any major threat. Now with a split personality due to the bonding, Naruko now must learn how to utilize and control both the powers of Kyuubi and the powers of the Sun Goddess alongside her new otou-san to protect the world from the Moon Eye Plan and many other dangers, both supernatural and human-made. Hypothesized Length: At least 90 Chapters Shinigami no Musume Naruto Fanfiction (Bleach OC present) Pairing: Undecided Rating: T (M?) Synopsis: Due to an unfortunate chain of events Ichigo and Rukia's daughter is thrust into Konoha with her father's Zanpakutou. Unsure of what to do, she joins the Ninja Academy and becomes friends with a certain blond haired knucklehead. However, she soon discovers that Zangetsu isn't the only thing she received from her father. Now she must learn to conquer her dark instinct before it takes her over and causes mass chaos and destruction. Hypothesized Length: 60 Chapters |