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Author has written 6 stories for Others, Twilight, Daughters of the Moon, Unwind, Code Lyoko, and Leviathan series.

I love writing. 'Nuff said.

A NOTE ABOUT MY STORIES:

I am an OCD perfectionist who feels a need to constantly change my stories so that they are amazing and flawless. But I suspect that I am also partially ADD, so if I don't update often, then that's why. Bear with me, people. My stories are works in progress, and shall one day be finished.

I DECLARE IT.

And we all know that if I declare it, it's going to be done. Or, if we don't know, we should. And if we shouldn't, then oh well.

;D

But, just in case:

WHERE ELSE TO FIND ME (remove all spaces and put http: in front):

FictionPress: // www . fictionpress . com / u / 701923 / BringingTheEclipse

Quizilla: // quizilla . teennick . com / user / randomness007 /

Glogster: // bandxgirlxalways . glogster . com /

And, a word about Glogster: I mainly only use it to advertise my stories (because it's a poster-making site), and I put all my banners on there. If you want a banner for your story, I can surely make you one. Just send me a PM :D

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to it's chessey music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's ok. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 8

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ADS Prompts by Ezqueza reviews
AskDerynSharp prompts
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Deryn S., Alek F., Volger, Nora B. - Complete
Lost In The Dark by DespiteTheVoid reviews
Renesmee, now known as Vanessa Wolfe, has lost not only her family but now Jacob as well. Alone and bitter, she runs into a mysterious yet deadly vampire who is just as lost as she is. Can they overcome their broken pasts once and for all? AU, POST BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 136,990 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 130 - Words: 133,168 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Alek F., Deryn S.]
Truth Or Dare by The-True-Slytherin-Princess reviews
The Othersiders FanFic. The gang decide to take a night off from ghost hunting and have a sleepover at KC's house. PLZ READ! soo much better than it sounds! Rated because there might be some language later. Review with ideas please!
Others - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Child in Red by simplyleah reviews
Kidnapped by the Volturi to be used as a weapon, Renesmee expects the worst. She expects to be tortured and used, miserable and lonely. But will she find the most unlikely thing in the most unthinkable place? Will she find love? Renesmee/Alec
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,025 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
Lost In Orbit by FrozenSoldier reviews
Tragedy strikes when you least expect it When there's only one person who understands what you're going through, do you let them in? Do you let them heal you, even when it seems impossible? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 364,419 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Beast by Blueblade11 reviews
After a great number of years since its creation, a dark fabrication escapes its prison from the depths...
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Deryn S., Alek F., Nora B.
Awkward Moments by sarasponda reviews
With a girl disguising herself as a boy on a confined vessel such as the Leviathan, you would think that many odd and awkward things could and would happen. Unfortunately there aren't many in the books so I will be writing some of my own, enjoy!
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,562 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Alek F., Deryn S.
New Flowers on the Grave by Bob Stage reviews
Alice Kinnian has been haunted by her memories of Charlie Gordon. Now her teenage son William is curious about this person she never talks about. Please R&R. I'd love to hear opinions of this tale.
Flowers for Algernon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/30/2008
Code Lyoko: The Diitto Generation by Lavender Moonlight in the Snow reviews
Years after Xana was reportedly destroyed, Jeremie Belpois completes a supercomputer of his own. But, just as it is activated, something goes horribly wrong, and a new generation of warriors is created in the crisis so that they might save their parents.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 170,959 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010
A Halloween Fright by Heartless-Nobody-24 reviews
What happens when a dead rival returns on Halloween night? Will the gang be able to destroy him again? Read and find out.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Yumi I., Ulrich S.
The Tale of a Heart That Should be Beating by MizumociKygro reviews
William has finally freed from Xana, of course his 'freedom' would be much more enjoyable if his friends didn't hate him and a certain AI would stop messing with his head. WilliamxXana female along with OddxSissi, YumixUlrich, and JeremyxAelita
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - William D., Xana
Life After The Harness by Bouncemess reviews
The last couple of episodes as seen through Ben's eyes.
Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Ben M.
I Think My Name Is Ben by Bouncemess reviews
While harnessed, Ben had to have some thoughts and feelings on the inside, even if he didn't let them show on the outside. This works as a one shot, but if there is enough feed back, there could be more.
Falling Skies - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Ben M., Hal M. - Complete
Fangs of a mermaid by H2Ojustaddwatertales reviews
Rikki is cut off from Zane. He refuses to have any contact with her, but why? When Cleo goes missing, it's up to Rikki and Lewis to discover why. But Zane has a secret and soon it will be too late for Rikki...the temptation is all too much...
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Rikki C., Zane B.
Love is Colder Than Death by nattycullen reviews
Renesmee Cullen went to Volterra for a thrill, to be unprotected and hated. She wanted to get away from her past. Too bad she got hit with love towards a certain sadistic guard memberand a war instead... Alec/Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,253 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
Sweet Dreams are Made of This by visitmyao3writingramblr reviews
Alternate Interpretation of final events. Stays faithful til very end. Branches into original story. Please enjoy! Babydoll/High Roller. Rating upped to 'M' for violence and sexual situations. First SP fanfic. Please R/R. Formerly titled "Safety and Freedom" Fluffy and ridiculously romantic.
Sucker Punch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Babydoll, High Roller - Complete
One Hell of a Mess by JasperCanBiteMeAnyday reviews
Alec is a normal human boy. Renesmee moves to town and they fall in love. But she must face the same harsh reality her father did - humans don't belong in the supernatural world. Add in some werewolf obsessive love and you've got one hell of a mess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Alec
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Dear Alec by JasperCanBiteMeAnyday reviews
I'm in love with Alec,my aunt is keeping secrets of the future from me,my wolf best friend is confessing his love to me,my mom is set on ruining my life,&I'm dying a slow,unexplainable death.Why is there always so much drama involved in the title Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,855 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5482 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
I LessThanThree You: A Facebook Tale by OoZolaoO reviews
Why William hates Facebook, and Yumi couldn't be happier with it. I'm jumping on the Facebook!fic bandwagon...but you know you love it.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Yumi I., Ulrich S.
The Wrong Imprinting by AngelusSe reviews
Alec relunctuantly visits the Cullens every 3 years. Unaware of Jacob's imprinting Nessie and Alec fall in love. But when Nessie realises the truth will she stay with the vampire she truly loves or her best friend the werewolf? Jacob/Nessie/Alec Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,073 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Clique: The New Generation by xoxodanalucyxoxo reviews
So you've probably heard of the old Pretty Committee, right? Well one thing's for sure, you'll never forget this one. R&R. Rated T for language/sexual content but might be change later.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010
I Love You, My Enemy by memoire-blanche reviews
Alternative end of Season 4. After freeing William the gang doesn't know how to stop XANA. Soon a series of weird occurences happen. It appears that Aelita has a secret admirer... Who is he? What consequences will it have?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Griffin's Revenge by needtowrite reviews
What I think should have happened after the film ended. I know there's a lot of this about, but this is my take. Basically, Griffin hates everyone and he wants revenge. Also, a new character in chapter two. Rated T for safety and Griffin's potty-mouth.
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Griffin
The Meatball Incident by ShinkisRule reviews
Jim has an incident regarding meatballs. Oneshot.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Jim M. - Complete
Behind the Heart of Stone by ShinkisRule reviews
A story about Sissi's past...
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Sissi D., Hervé P.
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking the Rules by Sergeant-Politeness reviews
Bella and Emmett are left alone for a weekend, hilarity ensues Caffinated!Bella, Emmett wears tight baby tees, and there just might be a gwen steffani sing along. Not Em/B love story! Major Crack Alert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
White Wolf by My Dark Magic reviews
COMPLETE: I don't know how it happened, and I don't know why. One second I was Bella and now I'm something horrible...something terrible...something white.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,643 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Alec's Diary by Cheesetalk reviews
Hehee, so you wanted his personal Diary? Well, here it is! I hope you don't mind the irregular pairing, but I really like Alec & Alice. :3 From Stalking fangirls, to Parties in the USA, Alec is sure to be keeping you entertained ;D Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Alec, Alice
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8292 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Down the Rabbit's hole by arisu rin reviews
Beloved, gaze in thine own heart. The demons, with their subtle guile. With cruel claws and hungry throat, Thy tender heart grow all unkind. Gaze no more than a bitter glass. The Demon's heart can change, from the right gaze. Alec/Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
My Werewolf Wedding by Lady Katsa reviews
Nessie and Jacob are finally getting married. But will they get the happily ever after they dreamed of? This is my first fanfic. Please read and review. Story better than summary. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Jane and Alec: The Twins of Torture by AliceWhitlock19 reviews
about Jane and Alec's life before the Volturi. *All rights go to Stephenie Meyer.*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Bully by MiddlemarchEliot reviews
Newcomer Bella Swan has been bullied since the sixth grade by one Jacob Black, especially on Valentine's Day, making her hate the holiday more than anything. But things are soon shaken up when someone dares to put a stop to Jacob's bullying behavior
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Stories Within Their Eyes by FrozenSoldier reviews
One Shot: 'Then he looks up, his gaze landing on hers. Curiosity glows within his stare as he watches her watching him, and she sees them, the stories that live within his golden orbs.' Part of the 'Carlisle, member of the Volturi' One-shot contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
This Was Never The Life I Wanted by xXxFlameOf-TheFanxXx reviews
Carlisle is living with the Volturi. He is surrounded by vampires who kill, and although he hates it, he has to watch. Carlisle has never wanted this life, yet he has to live it. Pre-Twilight. Written for the 'Carlisle member of the Volturi' contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Aro: God of Love by Luke Castellan reviews
That's right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Aro - Complete
Where does poo come from? by Demented Lobster reviews
My failure attempt at writing/humor. Renesmee asks her mother where poo comes from. Reposted, since my cousin deleted it while I was at school...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Santa's Beard by Starlover88 and Moonlover13 reviews
Nessie wants to meet Santa.... the real, REAL Santa. How to convince her that's the real Santa?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Over You by MusicalWheaten reviews
KC tries to help Riley get over his ex girlfriend.
Others - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
His OtherSide by Lost in Believing reviews
OTHERSIDERS-Her muffled voice came through, causing him to still immediately. Why would they be scared? What had happened? And were they all right?- Riley's thoughts when KC and Jackie walkie him in to come back to base. Camp Episode One Shot -Riley/KC-
Others - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Perceptions of Death by ashehole reviews
Catty was the creator and the destroyer. The beginning and the end. And it was a gradual process to accept this fate about herself. Oneshot.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Catty T. - Complete
The Carlisle Babysitting Bella Series! by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
This will be a series of different times Carlisle is asked by Edward to babysit Bella!Hilarity ensues as they have snow ball fights,swim,play bumper cars, and the complete and total unexpected! Carlisle/Bella Friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
M o o d R i n g by Lost in Believing reviews
-"I'm a mood ring." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I can read people's colors...Which means I can read their emotions. Like Chad, you're pink." Wasn't it obvious that pink meant love? CHANNY! One shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Portlyn - Complete
MOONLIGHT by Nymbis reviews
Of three things I was absolutely certain. One, Stanton was a Follower. Two, there was some part of him that hungered for my hope. And three, I was utterly, and irrevocably, dazzled by him. A crack parody of Twilight. Serena x Stanton, for the most part
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Serena K., Stanton
Things To Ponder by Lost in Believing reviews
Ever heard those questions that make you think outside of your mind? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why is Emmett named Emmett? The Cullens are faced with these questions and answer in a very Culleny fashion...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gary goes to Foster's by otherrealmwriter reviews
A 13 year old Timmy Turner wants to find his friend Gary a good home. He takes Gary to Foster's where he make friends with Bloo and chaos happens. Fairly OddParents crossover.
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Gary, Bloo - Complete
Reflection Of My Life by otherrealmwriter reviews
Narcissa Malfoy's tale of regret on her pureblood bigotry and what Draco means to her. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
I Am Your Child by DeceptivelyBlonde reviews
A short poem dedicated to the children killed through abortion. R&R
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
What is Love by DeceptivelyBlonde reviews
A short poem on the aspects of love. Also posted on
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005
Why Evil and Writing Don't Mix by Nymbis reviews
Lambert attempts writing Fanfiction, and well, let’s just say it doesn’t go too great.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Lambert M. - Complete
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From War Heroes to Warriors reviews
When Dr. Barlow sends Deryn and Alek to the future Kadic Academy, and Volger as their guardian, things do not go exactly as planned. The count ends up trapped in a virtual limbo, and Alek and Deryn are hurled into a war that leaves their old world in peril and their new friends in greater danger than ever.
Crossover - Code Lyoko & Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Deryn S., Alek F.
Long was the Battle, Longer was the Night reviews
Connor, Risa, Lev, and Cam find themselves aboard the Leviathan as it is attacked by airship/parts pirates, and must team up with the middies to save themselves. But can they come together, or will their individual secrets tear them apart? AU and possibly OOC in some parts. Rated T just to be safe. The full summary is inside.
Crossover - Unwind & Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013
Among the Volturi reviews
Christy was adopted into the powerful Volturi coven when she was a baby. She thought her life was as normal as it could be in her situation, but as she is about to discover, it's very far from normal. Christy will soon discover her destiny: one that changes everything she thought she knew and one that puts her best friend in terrible danger.
Crossover - Daughters of the Moon & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
Chaos: A Journey through Facebook reviews
Eight new Facebook-ers find trouble, comfort, and hugs as they discover that the internet is not a good place to threaten people. One-shot, OOC, and AU.
Crossover - Daughters of the Moon & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Imbecile Much, Emmett? reviews
When Emmett is tricked into getting a job, disaster falls on Newton's Olympic Outfitters. For The Two Sides of Twilight one-shot competition. Vote for me if you enjoy it!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Isn't Family Wonderful? reviews
Riley and his little sister Arley have always had a tight bond. So when Riley decides to make Arley a part of The Othersiders, she couldn't be happier. But when the producers decide they don't want Arley on the team, that bond will be put to the test.
Others - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009