UPDATE: 14/12/2011
I created a new FanFiction account a while ago, where I now post MapleStory FanFiction.
You can check it out, if you'd like.

PLEASE NOTE: I'm no longer writing any more fanfiction.

I may be creating a new account in the future to post some more of my works, which I may or may not bother to link here, because I know I can write -and have written- better stories that half of the really crappy attempts of humour, romance and angst that I posted here over a year ago (in '09 and '10.)

I would take down all of my stories on this account, but, for reasons I cannot fathom, people have favourited and praised my stories, so I will keep them here for people to read and criticize in the future.

Really, it was fun while it lasted, and I improved my writing in my process...
So I thank everyone who read and reviewed by half-arsed oneshots, whether it was a good, contructive review, or a pointless flame.

Have a nice day~

Hi~

I'm the Demented Lobster.

No, you will not know my real name.

Why?

Because my friends will find out that I write fanfiction, and then spam all my stories with random reviews which I don't want.

Should my friends look at this profile page and ridicule me for being a geek and/or a weirdo, I'll change my penname to something else, and go and hide undercover for a few years, living off the moss that grows under my table, and still stay faithful to the epicness that is fanfiction.

And, yes, my picture is of anime kittens.

Why?

Because they're epic, and I can't draw or find any lobsters.

I've no idea how I thought of my pen name, really...

I know how the 'Demented' got there, but the 'Lobster' is a bit of a mystery...

I'm fourteen, but I act like I'm nine.

I also write and act a bit like I'm nine, too.

That's why I write fanfiction to improve my writing!

I like MapleStory (particularily the Cygnus Knights, since I tend to write about them a lot), Naruto (to an extent, since I'm only reading it now to see how it ends), Twilight (before I realized how pointless and badly written it was) and Vocaloid.

Well, you know more about me now.

Farewell.

Oh, and before I forget...

Review my stories. Please?

Some how, in a strange, psychotic way, it makes my day a lot better when I read a good review from someone...

It'll be even better if you can point out some mistake I made in my writing.

Because...

Hey, I'm here to improve my writing.

Why else would I be here?

Showing off to my friends that I can actually write a story, and get reviews for it?

Pfft.

-shifty eyes-

Eh heh...

Of course I don't do that...