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 Author has written 27 stories for Twilight. Every author has to be a little bit crazy to be creative. Im going to be quick. This is to honest for Fanfiction Then I'll say The August sky will then bare witness THE PACIFIST Abby- http:///images/bio/bio-home-lhr1b.jpg Athony(Tony) - http:///_OMLYyLC8HTo/R_0X7o8_0VI/AAAAAAAAGbs/VndwWaVMRFo/s400/jhfrfrff.jpg Abby domestic cat form - http:///Clubs47.jpg Tony domestic cat form - http:///mjbmeister/R_Z-yX83KVI/AAAAAAAADXA/CbCSDrcEq7s/s400/tabby-cat-distinguish.jpg FOREVER GONE, FOREVER YOU Malayla's picture of Alice and Jasper Chapter one. http:///fs38/300W/i/2008/341/2/a/Jasper_and_Alice_by_Merwild.jpg Isabella (Bella) - http:///files/16aYrAelKkup5qFFdinNDyN1IoOq3t7Pm9FG9hju4yfDWjMp3XcNl4vga556uyMmhAda4FifPYlbLfoRjVy3WxNaJMpF4r2O/29xj414.jpg Mathew - http:///user_images/X/XX/XXX/XXXXBLACKSOULXXXX/1246164202_5576_full.jpeg PHYSIC The best New Moon Parody I have Ever seen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti13oOYvyp8&annotation_id=annotation_383970&feature=iv Tumblr http:/// Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein. PLEASE NOTE: If you copy my story or translate it without my permission, I will be VERY upset . . . and when I'm upset I tend to make a lot of noise about it. | |||||||
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Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,325 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15076 - Favs: 8,123 - Follows: 7,058 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella Snape by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella was left alone in the forest, however she never told Edward, or any of the Cullen's that she was not Bella Swan – Chief Police Swan's daughter. Instead she is Isabella Snape, a sister to the most hated teacher at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, a witch and an unofficial Marauder. What happens when Professor Dumbledore invites the Cullen's to Hogwarts to help
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
My Personal Maid by BlackaddictReader reviews
Edward has just booked the penthouse suite at Bella's grandparents hotel. "if a resident chooses he or she can have their own personal helper." who does our boy choose? And who calls him a jackass? That's right...Bella. Suck at Summaries. T for paranoia
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Dear Santa by snoopykid reviews
Edward has already left Bella on her birthday. For Christmas she writes to Santa asking for one thing. But she does not send it, instead she keeps it in a box. Edward came back and discovers it. What wll he do? Will Bella get her X-mas wish? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Papa, I Love You by caughtforCarlisle reviews
Carlisle and Esme are quite fond of their granddaughter and enjoy spending time with her. A cute on shot about their relationship with little Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Mary Sue at Hogwarts by RhaegarTargaryen666 reviews
It's almost New year's, but there's a really BIG problem at Hogwarts: a Mary Sue! Please read & review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time's Up by TheCurat0r reviews
Bella tries one last time to convince Edward to turn her. Will she succeed before it's too late? Pre-New Moon. AU. Bella/Edward.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Bella - Complete
If You Go Down To The Woods Today by Lampito reviews
There's a picnic lunch, a birthday pie, and frisbees. Then, an anaemic looking young man who claims to be a vampire. And a helpless whining girl. And a guy who is not from the Village People. Poor Bobby; the idjits will always be with us, it seems.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bobby S. - Complete
Buck Up by Sparkly Faerie reviews
Oneshot. "I don't think I can do this. It's not funny, Lily. I'm dead serious. I think I'm gonna be sick." James meets Lily's parents. JPLE. Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by AnnaJayBelle reviews
Short sweet stories on the relationship of Edward and Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Red Sun by MrInigo1995 reviews
A killer known as "Ghost Face" begins killing off teenagers, and as the body count begins rising, one girl and her friends find themselves contemplating the "Rules" of horror films as they find themselves living in a real-life one.
Crossover - Scream & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Word for Lonely by MadameVeritas reviews
Bella is the secret half-breed daughter of Aro. Disgusted with Volterra, she moves to Forks. Will the Cullen's accept her and her secret, or will Aro try to eliminate the only person Bella has ever loved, Edward? AU BxE Bella OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,627 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pretty Little Finger by AnnaJayBelle reviews
Nessie has the flu and is reflecting on a time when her Daddy played "Doctor" with her when she was younger. Edward takes care of his daughter and realizes that he is a pushover when it comes to his angel, his life, his Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Kissing Your Brother is Looked Down On in Society by SpunkRansom225 reviews
Bella and Jacob's relationship changes one afternoon when he catches a glimpse of her underwear. The tale of two teens trying and failing for some alone time. A one-shot turned three-shot. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Shoveling Madness by snoopykid reviews
Two-Shot! After a early morning hunting trip the Cullen's come home to find Bella...shoveling? This cannot end well for Bella. R&R. T for swearing...not badly tho.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Helter Skelter by Rosaliebyrd13 reviews
Bella knows more about the world of weird than she'd ever care to admit. She's been dealing with supernatural mojo since she was small. What she wasn't prepared for? A supposedly dead former flame showing up on her doorstep at two in the morning. R&R plz
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella
Flirting by kelbel75 reviews
short fluffy one-shot about falling in love at the shopping mall. AU,AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's PS I Love You by urtwilightbuddy11 reviews
9 years after New Moon, Bella returns to Forks to find that the town and its people have moved on with out her. Through the letters Edward left her, Bella learns that in order to hold onto Edward, she must let go of him first. EPOV/JPOV/BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,524 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eat It, Twilight by HigherMagic reviews
A random debate between the Winchesters, the Cullens and the Blacks about who's universe has the better vampires. Basically bashing for amusement. I don't own anything, just my random dreams. T for mild language. Might be extended later.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Surviving Love by 184 reviews
What if the events in Breaking Dawn had unraveled a little differently? Bella is back from her honeymoon expecting, but Edward & Carlisle want to terminate the pregnancy. With no one on her side, hope fails. Will Bella's marriage survive Edward's choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,966 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wolverine by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bella Logan has lived for over a hundred years without anyone figuring out her secret. Her growing attachment to Edward puts herself and his family in danger. When she realizes that the Cullens aren't what they seem, what will she do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,745 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inferno by ludzoo reviews
All vampires have one weakness, except Bella. Immortal in every way, Bella isn't harmed by the fire that kills her kind. Instead, fire was her only companion throughout a century of lonely years. However, that all changes when she meets the Cullens...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,764 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Best Friends Fighting by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Alice and Bella are fighting because Alice got rid of a necklace that was special to Bella. Watch as these two go at each others throats! No one likes best friends fighting! EXB Rated M for language One-Shot Cullens-Vampires Bella-Human R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
A New Start by DeliverUsFromEvil reviews
Basically, when Edward left Bella, Bella escaped to England for a new life. There she met young Mr. Malfoy, and she fell for him. Rated T for some mature content. Please Note.. In this fic, Draco's personality is the opposite to the original character.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Draco M., Bella - Complete
Advice by audreyii-fic reviews
The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Which Twilight Boy Is Gay by Drina94 reviews
FanFic song- ok guys just to make this clear its just somethng random me and my friend made up. I do not think jacobs gay. So sorry to any of Jacob lovers out there...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Catch Me by TheVoiceInMyHead reviews
Every rule was broken now and I was way past the point of no return. Yet somehow, I didn't care. I didn't want to go back, he was everything to me now. Bella/Carlisle. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Scary Stories by ignorance1 reviews
I’ve got a series of short scary stories for ya. My friend told me these and I swear, they will knock your socks off. Seriously, I couldn’t sleep after she told me them.THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT! anyway, READ AND REVIEW! I swear, theyre creepy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Twifight: A Twilight Parody by somethingironic reviews
Jacob is revealed to be. Well. Awesome. Edward is a failure and Bella grows a small but noticeable backbone. Read or not, but I guarantee Twihards will hate me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enchanting by These Lonely Skies reviews
I always liked to imagine my life as an hourglass. I liked to think that my hourglass had opals in it, the kind that shine a different colour every time you glance at them. It surprises me how philosophical I am, now that my hourglass is about to run out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Project H: Twilight by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Still Love You by hitntr01 reviews
He heard three rings and an answering machine and this is what he heard, "If you're calling about the truck I sold it, if it's Tuesday night I'm bowling...PS, if this is Alaska, I still love you." Based on the song Austin. Songfic and most likely Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comatose by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
What if Bella got hit by Tyler's van that fateful day? What if she fell into a coma? What if, because of that accident, her shield came down? What if Edward could now read her thoughts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Vampire to Burn by MissA540 reviews
Modified by me and my friend Felicia, From Taylor Swifts Picture to Burn. Just a song fic, if you guys want to use it just review or PM me. Is not a Jacob/Bella fic! They are just friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
VENOM by kellan4eva reviews
This is a fanfic of all different poems i have written the first is called venom
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009
Be Our Guest by Duck Life reviews
I had to do this, being the Disney dork that I am. Takes place in Twilight, when Bella is meeting the Cullens. Review! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Vampire Skin by Everso reviews
Do scaples pierce through Vampire skin? Or do Vampires pierce through soul skin?- Twilight/Host Crossover
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare, Cullen style by Sk8rpunk2560 reviews
the Cullens and Bella not Carlisle and Esme play truth or dare. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Unmentionable Bits by CannotComeTothePhone reviews
Edward Cullen thinks everything is going well. He has just found that he is strong enough to kiss the girl- there's only one problem. That girl isn't a girl, and he has all the requisite...bits. One-shot. Twilight/HP. Rated for adult language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Edward - Complete
Desperation by LeesaM reviews
What would have happened if Jasper had gotten a hold of Bella at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN; we weren't sure how to post it twice, under both authors, so if you see a duplicate story, please know that it belongs to both authors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,589 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lord Voldemort is Stephenie Meyer by RachelisGiraffe reviews
The shocking truth about the author of Twilight. What dark secrets lie behind the facade of sparkles and vampires? A theory/rant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 17,005 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nightlock's Promise by eclipsed heart reviews
Katniss said Peeta killed Foxface. But what if Katniss was wrong? What if Peeta wasn't the one responsible for Foxface's death? What if Foxface knew exactly what would happen if she ate the nightlock? Foxface POV. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Foxface - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Gordon Would Be Proud by KDN89 reviews
Dean and Sam resume vampire hunting. Oneshot . Mid-4th season. Post-"Breaking Dawn".
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Table Manners by Justine Lark reviews
Bella is determined to hunt as neatly as Edward, but how to stay tidy when they keep getting overcome with passion? A one-shot full of post-BD Cullen family fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adopted by a Vampire by CharmedMilliE- Karry Master reviews
Bella is adopted by a vampire at the age of five and knows all about vampires when she meets Edward and his family. How does this change things?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Once upon a time by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Once upon a time, the Cullens were walking through some random desert somewhere, sparkling. Of course, this was completely irrational and pretty damn careless because of…you know… the whole sparkling thing... A Twilight/Host Crossover.
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Save You by bella c'ella luna reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
The Horrible, Dramatic, Sort of Cliched Story by DHeartzJasper reviews
For Readers with HUMOR only. Enjoy and remember to review! Jasper/Bella, but there's mainly humor, humor... and did I mention humor?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 246 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Swim Team by your royal highness reviews
Pre-Eclipse, Post New Moon Angela signs Bella up for the walk-on, high school swim team. The new coach has the hots for Bella, and at the first meet, Bella's life is threatened. What will Edward do? How far will he go to protect the one human he loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,991 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Sleeping Bella's Lie by your royal highness reviews
While Edward is out hunting with Jasper, Emmett is in charge of watching Bella while she sleeps. EdwardXBella, EmmettXRosalie, AliceXJasper, BellaXEmmett friendship Three-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by MyBella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/2/2007
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Bleed, everyone's doing it reviews
In a post apocalyptic world, where people have gone mad and started eating each other, the Cullen's run into an old friend. Who despite everything, has made it quite well for herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,188 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 11/10/2011
Shades of Grey reviews
Human kind didn't have a name for me. They always speculated, but never got it right. I've been called a demon, vampire, I've even been considered a god. No matter what they called me, it all meant the same thing: Evil.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,743 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella
Addiction reviews
Drugs, Alcohol and parties. That was Bella's life before Edward. And before prison. After the turn of events in 'Psychic', what else will our Vampires - and human - face? SEQUEAL TO PSYCHIC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011
Trickster reviews
Bored with life in the clouds, Isabella decides to go to Earth. Despite the fact that it's going against the wishes of her family. She chose a small town that she didn't think would cause much trouble, oh how she was mistaken.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Psychic reviews
Bella Swan is beautiful, sarcastic and a convicted killer. She moves to Forks, WA and meets the Cullens. But Bella has a dark secret, maybe her and the Cullens aren't as different as they thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,858 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
The Truth reviews
It was an average night at the Cullens when all of Bella Swan's biggest and darkest secerets were revealed. How will the family react to Bella's secret? And to the new danger approching?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Sacrifice reviews
"Finally. I'm out. Free. At least phsyically. In my mind I'm still trapped. Bound by old habbits." Lord Daryl is dead. But that doesn't mean Bella is completely free. Sequel to The Trade.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010
The Trade Revised reviews
"God, how I hate the Trade. Being someones Property. I want to leave but I can't thats not a option." The cullens never came back and Bella is taken into the Trade, turned and has given up hope. NOTE:FROM CHAPTER FOUR ONLY. READ THE TRADE FIRST
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011
Forever gone, forever you reviews
The Cullen's adopt a set of Triplets, Isabella, Malayla and Mathew. Each with their own battles but same tragic background, can the cullens help them? Vamp, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Found Me reviews
After trying to kill herself twice and being saved Bella has had enough and decided to go to the Volturi for death- where no one can save her. But what if she find something other then death?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,690 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Demetri
Something Gay reviews
'Your Something gay'. Bella walks into an arguement between Emmett and Jasper. Pure randomness and fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011
The Trade reviews
God, how I hate the Trade. Being someones Property, being owned. I want to leave, but I can't thats not a option." The cullens never came back and Bella is taken into the Trade, turned and has given up hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,456 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella - Complete
Farm Boy! reviews
"As you wish" Was all the farm boy ever said to Isabella. But love blooms between Jasper and Isabella. But when he goes to war, and is declared MIA what will happen to young Isabella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Jessica's Demise reviews
Edward finally tells Jessica how he really feels- mindless randomness, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010
Forever love reviews
I dont love you" . . "W-what?" . . . "Will you marry me?" .. . ."Oh my god" . . ."I love you" . . "No way!". Cass, Mariella and Juliano are grown up and experienceing life. Sequel to Life Time Scars!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010
Life Time Scars Outtakes reviews
Theese are all the Outtake to Life Time Scars. What happened in all those time skips? Diffrent chapters in diffrent POV'S. Enjoy! Note: Must read Life Time Scars to understand anything in theese outtakes. Rated T cuz I'm paranoid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Aro
Lifetime Scars reviews
I felt stone splinters cut into my skin, I tasted the blood before i blacked out. Bella is taken by the Volturi as she is a risk of exposer, can a terribal acceident bring someone new to Bella? AROXBELLA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,181 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Aro, Bella - Complete
The Pacifist reviews
I'm sorry" I whispered then flung myself off the cliff. What if Bella did want to die? Some one saves her. Anthony is Mysterious, and Bella want to know his secret. BellaxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella
SunSet reviews
For my whole life,I knew I was different.I am not your normal teenager.I am a mythical Creature.A mythical creature that lives among humans undetected.That has a family,friends and one who is now moving to Forks Washington.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009
Why wouldn't it work? reviews
Here are the reasons why Bella's and Jacobs Relationship would never work!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Jacob
you don't have the guts reviews
Emmett and Jasper have a contest of the strongest stomach! Will Bella join in? Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Emmett, Bella
Ghost! reviews
Bella has a gift of her own. One that she has been hiding for her whole life, afraid if anyone knew they would class her as crazy. What is her gift? and what does it have to do with the murder of an 8 year old girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella
A peice of cheese reviews
Realy? thats it, A peice of cheese could of come up with a better plan then that!" "Silence!"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009
Real Vampires? reviews
Bella is a vampire, and she says the Cullen's aren't vampires? then there is Roma, sarcastic, moody and guess what a werewolf. Can Bella's life get anymore frustrating?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009
Good Night No More tears reviews
Edward left, Bella went a bit crazy and got changed. When the Cullen's stumble across Bella and her new coven what will happen.But somthing is wrong very wrong, And that is her eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009
Iz reviews
Edward picks up a hitch hiker, and is surprised by who it is, Can he help her. And lift her from her depression. After NM BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2009
Sorry I asked reviews
My name is Bella Swan. I am torn between a WereWolf and a Vampire. I just jumped off a cliff and went to Italy cause the vampire tried to kill himself. Now I'm trying to have a happy life with my wolf, but nooo Things can't be that simple! can it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Jacob
