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Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, and One Tree Hill.

Haii, the names Annie but feel free to call me Annabel, most of my other friends do (my name is Annie on my birth certificate) I'm fifteen and I come from Leeds, yes, that means I'm a Yorkshire Lass ;D I'm a bit of a chav, like 5% because of how I speak, part of my music taste and words I say.

Nicknames: Annabel, Loreal (My Nan calls me it, because I'm worth it :D)

Music: Paramore, Sia, Lady Gaga, Lissie, JLS, Enrique Ingelsias, Lily Allen, Florence + the Machine, Marina + the Diamonds, Hey Monday, Alicia Keys, Pixie Lott, Example, N-Dubz, Michael Buble

Movies: Eclipse, Remember Me, New Moon, Twilight, Monster's Inc, Toy Story, Summer's Moon, Street Dance 3D

TV: Eastenders, Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Being... N-Dubz, One Born Every Minute, Mock the Week, QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Scrubs, Glee, Outnumbered, Life of Riley

Polyvore Account: http:///cgi/profile?id=1712086

I won 3rd Place in the Twi-Awards for "Best Twi-Writer"

When I'm Alone Links:

Sophie: http:///image/412313/600full-annasophia-robb.jpg

(Just so you're reminded) Royce: http:///albums/cc7/plushpout/100/Eclipse/517cfc66-DF-12522C.jpg

The Cullen's Vancouver home: http:///photos/Edmonton/West_End-1.jpg

Mason, Chapter 4: http:///pic-244/doug-savant.jpg?d=600

Annabelle, Chapter 4: http:///upload/tn2_zooey_deschanel-3.jpg

Leah, Chapter 4: http:///ew/dynamic/imgs/090416/Sexy/Emile-de-Ravin_l.jpg

Thomas, Chapter 4: http:///img/theclonewars/newsMatt20081010/MattLanter_bg.jpg

We Forgive You
Preferred actors:-

Samantha: Emily Browning or Shenae Grimes (Links below)

Luke: Paul Wesley (Link below)

Samantha: http:///2010/03/shenae_grimes.jpg or http:///Celebrities/Emily-Browning/Emily-Browning-10.JPG

Luke: http:///content/images/103/230x306/103535_paul-wesley-as-stefan-salvatore-in-the-vampire-diaries.jpg

Bella (Vampire): http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/01/vampire-bella-bella-swan-3196560-385-500.jpg

Banner: http:///albums/zz286/ILoveMeerkats/Fanfiction/?action=view¤t=weforgiveyoucopy.jpg

(Minor People)

Louise (Ch 4): http:///2008/11/jessica-stroup-in-aa-figure-skater-dress.jpg

Samantha's Jeans (Ch 1): http:///_PSI1L9Db3wQ/SRMfPOTw31I/AAAAAAAAl0Q/Wqi2W9US5vc/s400/Mens+Crafted+Black+Skinny+Zip+Jeans.jpg

Samantha's Top (Ch 1): http:///clothing/s032-2301-12_cream.html

Samantha's Shoes (Ch 1): http:///images/blackcore.jpg

If We Ever Meet Again
Preferred actors:-

Amy: Amanda Seyfried (Links Below)

Josh: Jackson Brundage (Links Below)

Amy: http:///_ssSucj5s0mM/SaDHHCQKYZI/AAAAAAAAHvc/D-4UfnNKPSM/s400/amanda+seyfried.jpg

Josh: http:///articles/one-tree-hill/images/jackson-brundage-profile.jpg

Banner: http:///we_ever_meet_again_fanfiction/set?id=21062315

Unexpected Links:

Samantha's maternity clothes (Ch 3): http:///images/grayscoopneckpinktrim500.jpg

Samantha's maternity dress (Ch 7): http:///2009/06/partydress500.jpg

Alec and Samantha's house: http:///images/Modern_Cottage/Modern_Cottage_14.jpg

Elizabeth (older): http:///file_thumbview_approve/6435374/2/istockphoto_6435374-toddler-outside.jpg

Chasing You Links
The Photos Bella takes:

The Cullens: http:///2008/12/the-cullens.jpg

Jacob (and Bella): http:///2009/08/new_moon_motorcycle1.jpg


A Few Things About Me:

1) Michael Buble's voice makes me melt!

2) I have very bad Aracnaphobia

3) I'm addicted to Apples, I could just sit and eat them all day!

4) I used to be Team Jacob, but soon converted to being Team Edward after seeing how much of a twat Jacob was in Eclipse.

5) I can do an awesome impression of Roz from Monster's Inc

5) My Brother got me into Twilight, he suggested we go see it, even though I thought it looked crap.

Three Wishes:-

1) Bring LewBaz back to us! Miss you mate x

2) Twilight, and the whole world of Twilight to be real!

3) To have a pet Meerkat XD

Twilight Questions:-

1) Favourite out of the three soundtracks? The Eclipse one, it's darker and haunting...

2) Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse for sure!

3) Team Edward or Team Jacob? I have no idea to be honest, may as well join the Team Jasper club...

4) Favourite Cullen Couple? Alice and Jasper.

5) Favourite character: Mary Alice Brandon, AKA the Legend that is Alice Cullen!

6) Favourite book: Tie between New Moon and Breaking Dawn lol.


Real Life Funny Quotes:

Charlotte: "It's a Horse Cow!"

My Mum: "The reason it's windy in Golf Del Sur is the planes."

Me: "OH! The pool is blue because of the blue tiles!"


Favourite Couples (Some made up)

SethXBree - It's so damn cute, he should of imprinted on her!

RenesmeeXAlec - I think they look cute together.

AliceXJasper - Did you see them together in Eclipse? CUTE!

LeahXJacob - Perfect together. It's paedophilia for him to be with Renesmee, and what about Leah? I don't like her but she deserves love.

BellaXEdward - I admitted, thanks to Eclipse, I like Bella now.

CarlisleXEsme - Simply adorable together.

EmmettXCaroline - I don't know why, Caroline from Vampire Diaries is a bit like Rosalie so...

ElenaXStefan - Better Edward and Bella.

BellaXMarcus - Unusual... that's why it's cute.

CaiusXTanya - It seems an unusual pairing, but they match perfectly for some odd reason.

BellaXSam - Now, Sam from True Blood and Bella? They suit each other.

Zsa ZsaXLeon - (Eastenders) Such a great couple, and Leon is Fiiiiit!


Boy: You do know Vampires aren't real, right?

Girl: Pfft, neither are fake boobs, but you continue to gawk at them.

Copy 'n' Paste's :D

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, copy this to your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

80 of young teenage girls think Zac Efron is HOT, if your one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile.

If you quote from TV shows and Films, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other twilight names, copy this into your profile.

If you have the occasional 'off' day, where you just know nothing at all, copy this to your profile.

I'm jealous because I don't want to lose you! Copy this to your profile if you've ever felt this way.

If you like Meerkats, copy this to your profile :P

If you talk to yourself, copy to your profile.

I remember where I was when I found out Michael Jackson had died, copy and paste to your profile if you can.

RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Dance In The Dark - Lady Gaga (Really, I did that last night?)

3. Your teacher is ...
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas (Hm...)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
New Divide - Linkin Park (Maths, or maybe even Science)

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
Whatever You Like - Anya Marina (Like that helps!)

6. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Be Mine! - Robyn (Um... no... I'm not particularly fond of them)

7. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Innocence - Avril Lavigne (WTF has she done now XP)

8. How do you feel right now?
Keep You - JLS (Aww)

9. What's on your bedside table right now?
I See You - Leona Lewis (OMG Stalker!)

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol (I don't chase cars on a morning... GMTV is on XD)

11. When you open your wardobe you see...
Arizona - Hey Monday (How the hell did a whole state get in my wardrobe?)

12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Kiss With A Fist - Florence + the Machine (Yeah I didn't kick the crap out of anyone when I was ten...)

13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?
Parachute - Cheryl Cole (Not a bad title... thanks iTunes)

14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
Cry Me Out - Pixie Lott (I suppose... at Friday Night Live, we don't have talent shows at my school)

15. Your life's theme song?
TiK ToK - Ke$ha (Um... not really... I don't feel like P Diddy when I wake up and I brush my teeth with tooth paste, not alcohol!)

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Shout for England - Dizzee Rascal Ft. James Corden (Ha... no, we suck)

17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Happy - Leona Lewis (Oh great, thanks...)

18.Your motto is...:
Make Me Wanna Die - The Pretty Reckless (In a way, naming no names)

19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Crazy Love - Michael Buble (Swoon, he's gorgeous...)

20. What did you dream about tonight?
Boys Boys Boys - Lady Gaga (Oh yes... thanks to Q19)

1. Find a globe.

Spin it. What does it say? I don't own a globe...

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? "...do with the party at Billy's place." (It's from Eclipse)

3. What can you hear right now? New Moon... well, Jacob speaking... :D

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: (Shouting) Hi Dad!

My Dad: Hi...

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? OMG Viva News with Eclipse on it XD

6. Type your name with your elbow. \ NN JIDE

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? My window

8. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be? Alice Cullen, because she is just awesome!

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? Me and my best mate were discussing a possible fanfiction idea

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? owwsgjwia (hmm...)

Disclaimer:

Me: Do I have to?

J.D: Yes... (Daydreams about unicorns)

Dr Cox: Ya' know Newbie, this disclaimer is in fact more annoying than you- NO! More annoying than you and Barbie AND Bobbo put together!

Me: Tell me about it.

J.D: Huh?

Me: I mean, I love you guys but disclaimers... they suck!

Alice: Just say you don't own us...

Damon: And it will go away.

Me: (Sighs) I don't own ANY of this!

Dr Cox: That'a girl. (Whistles) Cindy, come.

J.D: (Folllows Dr Cox)


Lovee yaa'

Annie Cullen xx

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Baby Blues by StarryEyedWriter8 reviews
Bella left Forks heartbroken and with a secret that she didn't dare tell anyone. When she has no other choice, she comes back to Forks to start again. But once Edward finds her back in town, can she trust him again? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,362 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4514 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
How I Died & Lived by needtakehave reviews
Finding out Rose is pregnant sets in motion many things for the Doctor who always plays by the time rules. How will Rose survive pregnant with an alien child without the Doctor in a parallel universe? Will connect through Seasons 3, 4, and bring in characters from Seasons 5, 6 and 7.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Clara O.
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shows they can't do together! by kazumiXheartless reviews
Putting Stefan and Damon in different shows to see how they act.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 351,302 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Twilight: Breaking Dawn all over again by mpclover reviews
Bella is having a little baby boy! Jacob takes the couple to a parenting class, jane is out to destroy everything that Bella holds dear! ...and is Bella pregnant...AGAIN? Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,145 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected, or not by donellys reviews
Fork's high school batch of 2006 has finally graduated college. They have a school reunion, but are surprised to see the new Cullen. Sparks fly as Mike rekindles with the past and meets with his future. POV of different people. OOC for Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,370 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Mike
The Elena Chronicles by I-Love-shiney-Volvos reviews
Stefan left Elena almost a month ago. Damon surprisingly stayed. Elena had been feeling strange and then she gets shocking news. Could it bring Stefan to her or tear then further apart? Find out in The Elena Chronicles. R&R please!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,231 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Death, Sex and New York by lashlaruey reviews
What would've happened if Samantha cancer returned and she died? Morbid but I thought it'd be interesting. Chapter 7 published.
Sex and the City - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010
I'M WHAT? by LateforClass reviews
Jacob impregnates Edward and now they all have to deal with a hormonal Edward, an over protective pack and an angry Jacob, let's not forget the Cullens, nough said, R&R,SLASH, MPREG, Chapter 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Facebook Status by Rivverr Fourrest reviews
Here are crazy different status's posted by the characters of Twilight! It was supposed to be a parody, let's see how it turn's out. You'll laugh, You'll scream, and you might actually kill your brother from the ridiculousness of Alec.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
CullenIzing Instant Message by Ashley Victoria-OrphanAshley reviews
Funny Instant Message chapters with the Cullens'. And Chapter Two, Jacob!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2008
Twilight: Truth or Dare by Autumnstar17 reviews
What will happen when you've got the entire cast of Twilight locked in a room with a questionably sane director and an infinite number of truths and dares? Well, there's only one way to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,067 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
The Suicide Diaries by KateKicksAss reviews
Set during New Moon, Alice gets a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but Edward doesn't think of the Volturi, and instead tries to commit suicide in human ways, i.e. poison, jumping off buildings, etc. The funny stories of Edwards suicide attemps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Edward
This Is What Happens When Things Change by bellaboot reviews
Three years after Edward left Bella, and she is living a new life in Portland. Going to college and dating Guyden she's doing okay. But a drunken birthday night leads to pregnancy and abandonment. Will Edward help in her time of need? EXB AU OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010
The Unexpected by JacobGirl2010 reviews
All vampires, Bella is human. Emmett is looking after Bella as the rest of the Cullen's have gone hunting. They have gone for 10 days -long trip! But something unusual happens to Bella while they are gone… -plz read its my 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Stefan and Damon, Blood Brothers by twistedcandy reviews
Damon and Stefan as kids! Random drabbles! :
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010
The Next Generation by LastOfTheDragons reviews
told from renesmee's POV most of the time. What in the world will Jacob and Renesmee's vampire/werewolf/human child be like? What will the volturi do? What is life generally like 25 years after Breaking Dawn?not entirely a drama. same tone as series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,915 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Against All Odds by IsabellClair reviews
Bella's POV. Takes place in Breaking Dawn, but doesn't follow the books exactly. What happens if Bella never spills the cup of blood, or survives the surgery? Will she continue to want to stay human, unwilling to let go of her human devotion to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,646 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
Luke by Lynisis reviews
Edward is in the hospital dying of leukemia. Bella, his wife, is there in his final hours reminiscing about their past together. Will she be able to except Edward's death, or will she remain in denial? One shot/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dumbstruck by Perfekt Rain reviews
"I'm pregnant." "That's great! Who's the lucky guy?" "You." No reply.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,226 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Show Must Go On by ChelseaLousie reviews
Basically, if you like the film fame this may interest you. It follows the same characters through their journey to fame or disaster. Also i would like to say persaverence may be nessasary as each chapter follows a different character. Hope you enjoy :
Fame - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
It's Just a Little Blood by Andreuhh reviews
Picks up the day after the Founder's Festival. Elena wakes up to find Damon sitting on her bed. What happens when Damon gets near her blood? Rated M for a reason.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Foundling United by TwistedLikeMe reviews
One day blond-headed triplets show up at the door, asking for Jasper. If Jasper's family was killed way back when, why do these three vampires look so much like him? Are they a threat to the Cullen family, or are they simply looking for a home?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Jasper, Edward
A Walk In Your Shoes by SquintandProud-x reviews
Each of the Cullen members are having trouble with their marriages, so Carlisle and Esme summon the help of a friend. With his magical powers, he is able to swap over the couples abilities to give them a walk in each others shoes. B/E. A/J. R/E. R/J. E/C.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009
Crystal Claire by iamcrafty reviews
Quil?" "Yes, Claire?" "Why do you always hang out with me?" "I like hanging out with you, Claire." "Wouldn't you rather hang out with people your age, or whatever?" "No, Claire. I would much rather hang out with you."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,052 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Set Fire to the Third Bar by bibi1997324 reviews
one shot for Bella and Edward based on the song
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IM with the Cullens by Sam the Ant Ha reviews
Start with a chatroom. Throw in the Cullens, add in a human and werewolf, spice it up with a dash of jealousy and a spoonful of lust, mix throughly and it's a recipe for disaster. *Rated M because now I have dirty talk. Permanent hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Now who the heck saw THAT coming? by usedtobeasquint reviews
Crappy title, I am aware. The Cullens meet a vampire who can change them into humans, temporarily. And we all know which one wants to be human and why , but will Rosalie get what she wants, or end up killing Kat? Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Rosalie
outnumbered arrives in walford by essex girl xxx reviews
in this story you will see what would happen if the forward outnumbered family moved to the most unlucky place to live ever! walford. this story is packed full of humor romance and mystery. enjoy!
Crossover - EastEnders & Outnumbered - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
The Cullens watch Twilight by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
"Twilight. Release Date: 21 Nov. 2020. Cast: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart. Now in theatres!" While the Cullens are watching TV, they see a strange promo. *Bella and Edward talking in the forest* "They made a movie about us?" someone screamed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Growing Girl by LauraHannah90 reviews
Renesmee does the one thing that no one thought possible; she starts her period. But what does that mean? What decisions will she have to make?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Incase I Die, Here's My Goodbye by LauraHannah90 reviews
Bella is pregnant and she's beginning to feel weak. Edward tells her she will live, but she has her doubts. Just in case, Bella writes each member of her family a letter of goodbye. Canon. During Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,056 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
Teen pregnancy twilight style by Sally CH reviews
Edward and Bella have sex, now Bella is pregnant, vampire or not, teen parents are always teen parents. Normal pregnancy, canon paring, AU. Eclipse rewrite. ON HIATUS, I'M SORRY I'LL CONTINUE IN DECEMBER : !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,026 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Group Therapy A Cullen Comedy by Equivamp reviews
After a trip to Walmart goes awry, the Cullen kids, Bella too, are sent to counseling. Can the therapist handle them? T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
Vegas by sky007999 reviews
Edward leaves, Bella flees to Vegas, Mike follows, Bella gets drunk and Bella and Mike end up getting married!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Mike
Stand in the Rain by klarolineepiclove reviews
After the deadly shooting at Tree Hill High, Brooke Davis flees her hometown for the rainy environment of Forks, Washington, hoping to banish her guilt and fear, and start over from scratch. What she didn’t count on was the pull she felt toward fellow stu
Crossover - One Tree Hill & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,330 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Brooke D., Edward
Parody Conversations by y.cant.i.be.invisible reviews
Just some random Twilight parodies I made up. I might add more if I'm bored. Enjoy. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010
Plotline Parodies by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
What readers don't need is another story with unoriginal characters & cliched plots. What the Twilight characters don't need is a fan popping up in their world and ruining the story and their lives. From the author of "The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,764 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Climate Shift by Equivamp reviews
This is Twilight as Jasper watched it unfold. Insight to Edward's changing emotions and life with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,852 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Forever and Always by Twilight Lover0859 reviews
Soon after Edward left in New Moon, so did Bella. Now 6 years later, while trying to escape from a bitter life, she goes home to Forks. There are certain things better left alone… Full Summary inside. Rating may change!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Mean Boys by alijazzy reviews
Forks High just got its own version of the Queen Bee royalty - only the reigning King is Edward Cullen! Bella Swan is the new girl from Africa - how far will her clueless upbringing fare in high school? Twilight-Mean Girls! Just poking fun! AH, OOC
Crossover - Mean Girls & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella
A Day With Daddy by ArdnaidOcirg reviews
What if Renesmee forces her dad, Edward, to accompany her to a rock concert? Will Edward agree? Can he bear it? Post-BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Daybreak: Breaking Dawn Book I from Alice's POV by y.cant.i.be.invisible reviews
My attempt at trying to rewrite Breaking Dawn Book I from Alice's POV. I'll do the other ones afterwards. WARNING: Do not read if you haven't read Breaking Dawn yet!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Alice
Stolen Life by Vcarp1993 reviews
What if one day something happened which changed your life, what if the life you were meant to have happened to someone else and were pushed away. Bella finds Edward cheating on her, he made a mistake but what happens when the girl ends up Pregnant.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stupid Mike! by likethestarsthat-shine reviews
What happens when Mike comes to the Cullen household after Bella's first hunting trip as a vampire? He just never gives up! What happens when he meets the certain daughter of Edward and Bella, Renesmee? Will he take the hint? Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
The Esme Chronicles: The Human Years by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
The Human Years begins when Esme is just a child. She tells her own story as she meets Dr. Cullen for the first time, teaches, marries, escapes and then falters in the face of the ultimate heartbreak. It is the true story of your favorite vampire mom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,838 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The world has been destroyed, Wait, I'm Bella Swan by Joker In The Pack reviews
Why? Why did this have to happen to me? Why can’t I just have a normal life, no Victoria, no Mike, what did I do to deserve this? This isn’t punishment. This is torture...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Victoria
Cullen Chat Room Chaos by AnimegirlKiki reviews
The Cullens in a Chat room of course. Yes there are many but they are so fun! Random fun, good if u need a good laugh. Rated just to be safe. After Breaking Dawn. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Twilight meets Eastenders by essex girl xxx reviews
When Twilight meets Eastenders, all hell breaks loose. Chaos and drama will occour on Albert Square. Love might blossom between the most unusual people, and hatred will run alongside it. What will happen on Albert Square. First FF. Pairings obvious.
Crossover - Twilight & EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Esme
Letters by AliceCullen43 reviews
Just a "What if?" What if Bella found the things under her floorboadrs, but there was more in there than just her gifts? Set in New Moon, Post zombie, Pre Jacob. Rated T Just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Loved and Lost by TactlessChessur reviews
Alice was Bella's world. She loved her with everything she had, and then Alice left. Slowly, Bella gets her life back on track, until she is visited by the Cullens with news of an unexpected tragedy. New version of "Loved and Left". One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Home Video's! by MangoTango450 reviews
Emmett, being Emmett, decided that he was bored one evening, so he got video cameras and started filming, but nothing awesome was going on, so he took things into his own hands and started pranking people! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
How it Should of Been by sky007999 reviews
my version of twilight after Edward left
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Plans by Uxiegirl reviews
Alice is pregnant, and she doesn't know if she can make it. Maria's dangerous, but still out there. Hidden feelings come to surface. Can Alice and Jasper get through it, or will everything crash and burn into pieces? Sequel to What I've Done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,206 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Clock Ticks Slow by xXGrasshopperXx reviews
What if Aro decided that Reneesme should be killed? Jacob runs away with her, and they start a new life. He has to take care of her, and as she gets older, live with her boyfriends. Will he manage it? And will time heal the wounds pain inflicted on them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Things each of the Cullen kids can't do by Master Spy advenger reviews
Carlisle is done with his kids behavior, so he makes lists of things they have done and can't do any more. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Busted by Dauntless-Princess3392 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in Biology. How will they get the note back ... note this story is adopted from spoiledgirl 881 so for the first couple chapters the credit goes to her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances by Kitrino reviews
Edward had more reasons to leave Bella behind this time. After 70 years, he found out that he left something more. How will he and the Cullens deal with it? Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finally by sammygirl2010 reviews
Just a clip from Bella and Edward's wedding. Edward doubts that Bella is making the right decision by choosing to marry him and she wants to prove him wrong. One shot. Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Another Dawn by blahblah16 reviews
When Edward left Bella after her disastrous birthday, her papercut wasn't the only injury to convince him he wasn't good for her. It's two weeks later when Jasper and Emmett stumble across a very pregnant and terrified Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009
Dawning Sun by Pink Paramore reviews
Six years after "Breaking Dawn", Renesmee is nearly eighteen years old, and she is beginning to experience new feelings for everything: her family, her lifestyle... and a certain wolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Biological father by Adri1577 reviews
Edward left Bella pregnant with twins without his knowlegde and now after her death they meet to talk for the first time. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
An Unexpected Turn by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
PostBD 2 strangers are sent from the Volturi with one mission,to change the course of the Cullen family & especially of two members of it.Rose & Emmett have their only chance to make their dream come true,have a child,no matter the risks.cannon pairs E&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,176 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
100 Days by Mrs Lola Masen reviews
Love and tragedy between Bella and Edward. One shot. Please R&R. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, Stephanie Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Breakeven by PearlshippingMuch reviews
She never thought she'd ever see his face again, but now she has. Haley/Edward
Crossover - One Tree Hill & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Haley J.S., Edward - Complete
Beware of the Worst: The Cullens by Vision in Blue reviews
What if Cady, Janice, Damon, and the rest of North Shore went to Forks High... An alternative cafeteria scene. Twilight/Mean Girls parody. Rated for Janice's blunt and colorful language, and Damon's choice of song... IF YA CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, DON'T READ!
Crossover - Mean Girls & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty and the Dreams in Class by Euffie reviews
Bella falls asleep in class. Biology, to be exact. Other than that, the title pretty much sums it up. But the full summary is inside. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Thoughts by softball-chica reviews
We all know that Edward is desperate to know what Bella is thinking, but what happens when he starts hearing snippets in biology? Will he like what he hears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Now or Never by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
When Bella Swan was just four months pregnant, she was forced to leave Forks. Now fifteen years later, Hope Cullen wants to meet her father. How will Bella react upon hearing the news? Will Hope ever meet Edward and learn about her heritage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8494 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Higher by chrisdga reviews
Wilhelmina wants higher. Wilhelmina/Christina femslash.
Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Wilhelmina S., Christina M. - Complete
Things that MUST NOT happen in Breaking Dawn by Iamwiththewolf reviews
Eclipse is over. And now? The sequel is in progress. Here are some helpful remarks for Stephenie. Meant to be funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For a Little While by MaskedDevera reviews
This is angsty one shot story about the characters of Daniel and Hilda, at a point when their paths intersect. Hint of future possibilities for DH.
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Daniel M., Hilda S. - Complete
DW 4 DW by montypython203 reviews
Dennis Waterman is offered a part in Doctor Who. My first Little Britain fic.
Little Britain - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
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If We Ever Meet Again reviews
After New Moon. Edward never returned, and Bella has moved on. But on her 25th birthday, he turns up, but does she remember him? Now a Full-Story. Nominated in the "Best of the Best" contest in The Twi-Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
When I'm Alone reviews
Rosalie has a secret, not even Emmett knows about it. Before she was raped by Royce, she had just given birth to Royce's child. The Cullens move to Vancouver where Rosalie finds out her daughter is alive... and immortal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Rosalie
Breaking Dawn and Beyond: The Parody reviews
*RENAMED* You liked my other parodies. Well, this parody is even funnier! Starting with Breaking Dawn, and leading onto what happens after, with the help a few familiar authors... *UPDATE, WORLD CUP CHAPTER!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
Eclipse Parody reviews
With the movie due out in one month time, I thought I'd treat you to a Parody of it. Bella's euphemisms and Jacob crying over a pen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010
Unexpected reviews
Sequel to 'We Forgive You'. Everything was normal again. I love Alec even more than I ever have before, but that one mistake changed our lives, and our families lives forever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010
Chasing You reviews
*NEW NAME* A re-write from my first ever fanfiction and PREQUEL TO WE FORGIVE YOU. The Cullens leave, and Bella finds out she's pregnant. Will she turn to Jacob, or run-away and risk her life and the baby's life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010
Heavy In Your Arms reviews
Pre-Breaking Dawn. Alice's visions stop, and no-one knows why. Days later she collapses and shows syptoms of an unknown virus. The other Cullens soon get infected one by one, leaving Bella worried and scared. Will they find a cure before the Cullens die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
Enough For Now reviews
6 years after NM. The Cullens relocate to Seattle, and on Carlisle's first day at the hospital, a young pregnant woman is rushed into the hospital with severe hemorrhaging. To Carlisle's shock, that woman turns out to be Bella. T to be safe. *TRIAL RUN*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010
Whatever You Like reviews
Brooke Davies; Jacob's cousin, temporarily moves to Forks where she's opened another Clothes Over Bros store. She meets Paul, who immediately falls for her, and imprints on her. OneTreeHill/Twilight Crossover.
Crossover - One Tree Hill & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Brooke D., Paul
Forever and Almost Always reviews
*NAME CHANGE* Set in New Moon. After the heartbreak of Edward's departure, Jacob has finally sealed the cracks. But when Bella discovers Jacob has Leukemia, the cracks begin to show again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Jacob
New Moon: The Parody reviews
Does what it says on the tin... except it's not in a tin, that would be stupid. A parody of The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
We Forgive You reviews
After Edward left, Bella discovered she was pregnant. She died giving birth, but her twins lived on. 16 Years later, they start their first day at Forks High School, and bump into someone unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Cold Feet reviews
Based onthe series 'Cold Feet' couples Edward and Bella, Rosalie and Emmett and Alice and Jasper go through break-ups, make-ups, marriages, divorces and family life... All Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,776 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009
Twilight: The Parody II reviews
What do you get when you cross Vampires and and overly obsessive fan? Twilight Parody!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Breaking Dawn: The Parody reviews
What do you get when the Volturi crash Edward and Bella's wedding, and drunken Vampires? A Breaking Dawn Parody!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009
Forever Hasn't Ended Yet reviews
*ABANDONED AND MAY DELETE * Bella and Edward are involved in a Car accident, leaving Bella in a coma. With Edward unharmed, he discovers that the accident wasn't accidental, and that he was the intended victim...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella