Same olds same old, I did not think of twilight, therefore I go not own it, therefore I am not making any money on this FANWORK id it was Stephenie Meyers writing, it would published in a book, not online

THINGS EACH OF THE CULLEN KIDS CAN NOT DO

EDWARD

1) Announce what people are thinking, it's creepy and annoying

2) Break the treaty by killing Jacob; I don't care what he did to your CDs

3) Or you're piano either

4) Go up to people at school and tell them they smell edible, just to freak the out

5) You are not to tell Jasper that Hannah Montana is a bad singer

6) or Emmett

7) or Seth

8) or Mike

9) You are not to post the picture of Mike playing Barbie's on myspace

10) Or face book

11) You can not check into rehab again

12) You can not write your history paper on the wars between vampires and werewolves, and for your visual aid, bring in Collin

13) The have him phase

14) Get Leah a membership to e-harmony

15) Make fun of Embry because he imprinted in Paris Hilton's dog