Hello There! I'm Bomber/ThatGuy58 and I produce crackfics. My profile is, sadly, under construction and will remain so possibly forever.

NOTE: You're better off reading my more recent stuff. Just a warning.

Stories are most likely to be updated on weekends.

My DeviantART where I upload terrible song parodies and other stuff once an eclipse: http:///gallery/

Oh Ganon it's an update! (10/26/14): So the Smash Direct happened. Junior was awesome, Mewtwo's bus ticket was renewed, Ridley's a strong independent space pirate who don't need no player and so much more happened. Expect a few chapters of Bowser at some point.

A rather...different story (12/14/2014): I've updated my stories section to reflect the revised statement at the end of Ridley part two. That is all.

EDIT (1/20/2015): If you looked at the Smash section sometime between last night and 5:00 PM, you would have noticed that I put up a story which is now no longer up. I have learned that we cannot write songfics (even ones that are not 100% song) and the fic was on the Reportable Offense community. I shall repost it to deviantART eventually. Meanwhile, I will work on a modified version which is no longer a song fic (sorry to disappoint you EVA fans out there.)

Bowser's Modern Life For DeviantART (5/15/2015): Ridley part 1 has now been uploaded to DeviantART.

Current Stories:

Shadow's Super Happy Angst Game of Doom: Shadow finally gets the limelight in this story! When the Earth is under attack, Dr. Eggman isn't the main villian, and the goverment is completely useless, Shadow is in the middle of it all trying to find the Chaos Emeralds. And everyone around him is completely insane. Everyone! (On Hold)

The Super Star Wars: Kirby and his friend Parasol go on many adventures in this spoof of Kirby Super Star! Watch them do battle against a greedy bird, a flying bird and many other non bird like entities! (In Progress)

A Smashing Melee-Adventure Mode: A darker reimagining of The Epic Quest of Pichu: Four cut smashers are given one last shot at returning for the latest tournaments. However, the group must avoid the Koop Troop while collecting badges and learning of a sinister force which maybe be orchestrating more than one may think... (CanceledIndefinite Hiatus)

Bowser's Modern Life/The All New Bowser Show - Super Smash Bros - With the fourth Smash looming in sight, Bowser and Bowser Jr. battle through their daily lives and everything that entails.

Next/Current Arc: 'Like a Cat Out of Hell'

Oneshots!

Bowser Jr. Should Make Friends! - Super Smash Bros - (Minor Bowser Jr./Mega Man) - Humor/Parody- Mega Man certainly thinks so... (Oneshot Crackship)

Headcanon

(How I portray certain characters)

Dark Matter: The Dark Matter species is cloud of alien particles with the ability to possess and augment their hosts. Their goal: To make all worlds they conquer corrupted by the darkness. (Think what Ganon did to the Sacred Realm)

Bowser

- True to Miyamoto’s word, the Koopalings are not Bowser’s biological kids. However, Bowser did, at one point, raise them like his children and currently treats them almost like family or top rank soldiers (Allows them to use the Clown Car, gives them airships and tanks etc.)

- Bowser's Team Currently: Bowser, Bowser Jr./Bowsy (with the Koopalings), Ganondorf, King Dedede, Pittoo, Dark Toon Link (Amiibo)

Smash:

The World: The World of Trophies stays relatively constant across my stories. There is no "Mansion" or "Castle"; instead the world is more an amalgamation of the various Nintendo worlds. The places themselves tend to borrow from their homeverse.

The All New Bowser Show - Takes evenly from both sides (Peach's Castle (Texture-Smash, Appearance-NSMBU) Bowser's Castle (Mix of several castles such as Bowser Land, Valley of Bowser, Bowser's Sky Castle etc.)