-Kirby: The Super Star Wars-

Act 1: Of food thieves and Penguins

Once upon a time there lived a planet named Pop star.

Player: "Is that where all the pop stars go when they die?"

(chirp chirp chirp)

Bad puns aside, it was the happiest and most cutesy place ever, showing that good games aren't always violent.

Player: LIES!

Shut up. Anyhow once upon a time the evil King Dedede, even though he is more good then evil, was very hungry.

"Hhhhhmmmmm…." He muttered looking at his empty fridge. "I do feel quite famished, but instead of, say, buying groceries, or growing my own food, I shall steal all the food in Dreamland!" He then shouted, while stroking a cat and doing his Goldfinger impression.

Player: Ugh, great, he's a James Bond villain.

"So is /Eggman!" He retorted.

Player: …Good point.

So the king went into town with his TACs who were certainly not cat burglars, because their name is spelled TAC not CAT. So they took the stuffing, and the inhabitant's feast, they took the waddle pudding, and the roast beast!

Player: You Monster!

But, during their raid, at some point they found Kirby and his friend Waddle Dee sleeping in their beds. The king took in this moment.

"Hmmm, my enemy is sleeping cozily in his bed, completely defenseless… which gives me the perfect chance to ignore him completely! I'm a genius!"

Player: Yup, he's a Bond villain."

The next day…

Our heroes, Kirby and Waddle Dee, were discussing the food shortage.

"Why are you guys always blaming me for your problems? Kirby, you ate all our freeze dried foods, Kirby, don't eat the orphan's food, Kirby, stop eating me, Kirby, if you don't stop eating our profits, I will shot you, Kirby, get me to the hospital, I shot myself by accident." Kirby, a little adorable puffball,mocked.

"Well, maybe you wouldn't the prime suspect, if you didn't have a habit of eating ANYTHING!" Waddle Dee pointed out, making a red vein pop up.

"I do not!" Kirby retorted while ripping off part of the sky and eating it. "I blame King Dedede! He's always doing stuff like this."

Three weeks ago

Waddle Dee and Kirby were walking when suddenly Waddle Dee was hit by a random bus. Kirby got angry because in the chaos, he lost his cookie.

"DEDEDE!"

Two weeks later

Kirby and Waddle Dee were camping. While Waddle Dee was attacked by rabid hornets with the common cold, Kirby was trying to read the map when the sun went down that evening. Naturally Kirby got angry.

"DEDEDE!"

A week ago

Waddle Dee and Kirby were just randomly staring at nothing. Waddle Dee blinked and then Kirby got angry.

"DEDEDE!"

And while he was screaming, the king and Bandana Waddle Dee drove right over parasol Waddle Dee.

Today

"That's it!" Kirby started, "Too many times has the King disrupted his own kingdom and refuse to help. Someone out is probably not going to take this sitting down! Maybe it's me or maybe it's me, but I know it is not you, so let's go kick some penguin butt!"

Player: That's about the closest Kirby will get to being a politician.

Waddle Dee looked confused before sighing in defeat and joining Kirby on his journey to topple the empire in

Kirby Super Star

Episode I: The Phantom Penguin.

Part 1: Of Forest and islands.

Kirby and Parasol (Waddle Dee's nickname) went off to green greens because the King has a golf course there. Parasol looked at a nearby sign while Kirby tried to eat the butterflies.

"'Warning,'" He read, "'Please refrain from attacking the butterflies, lest the "butterfly defense squad" appears to kill you.' Pretty strange sign hey, Kirby?" Parasol then turned around to find Kirby running away from an attacking squad of endless butterflies. Needless to say, he didn't make it out alive. But like Kenny, he came back and we shall forget his death ever happened.

As Kirby and Parasol were walking, they spotted, jolly, old man, Waddle Doo.

"Hello friends." He said. "Lovely day isn't it- AAGGHH!" Sadly, Kirby ate the jolly old man.

"Why did you do that?"

"Because he would've just rambled on for years on end. Besides…"

YOU GOT BEAM!

The duo then came to a special room which contained a maximum tomato. These were a sought out food product in Dreamland. This ordinary tomato with an M on it, could fix any problem no matter how trivial, just by eating it. Wars have broken out due to this heavenly vegetable. It was a force to be reckoned with. Parasol and Kirby looked with a longing for it. But an, evil, cannon stood in the way of the perfect plum-thingy.

"Okay," Parasol announced. "It fires three rounds every ten seconds so what I think we should do is-"

"HUMANSHIELD!"

Parasol met with Kirby near Whispy Wood's … wood, (Not THAT wood either) carrying a flag saying `if you can read this, I hate you. `

"There you are Waddle Dee." Kirby said while Parasol was giving him the bird because, apparently, Waddle Dees have fingers.

Inside Whispy's domain…

Kirby and Parasol appeared in a small arena as they confronted Whispy Woods.

"Whispy!" Kirby shouted. "You have been helping King Dedede steal all the food in Dreamland! PREPARE TO DIE!"

Whispy Woods then started crying "How could I steal all the food? I'M A GIANT TREE!"

"OBJECTION! You stated in court you are a tree, but in Kirby's Dreamland 3 You MOVED! If you aren't a liar then may I point to exhibit B: THIS APPLE!"

The jury gasped as Whispy started crying, Kirby continued to use his Phoenix Wright powers and Waddle Dee-

"ENOUGH!, YOU (points to Whispy) STOP CRYING, YOU (points to Kirby) PLAY TOO MUCH PHOENIX WRIGHT, YOU TWO (points to Chief Wiggum and Officer Barbrady) ARE THE STUPIDEST COPS IN TELEVISION HISTORY, AND WHO THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU (points to the jury)" Parasol ranted. Everyone then did the best course of action: flee in fear.

"That generic enemy with a girly umbrella," ("It's a sun umbrella!") "Is right! Look out Kirby because I'm ready for you!" Whispy announced. Then the fight finally began. Kirby and Parasol went into defense mode while Whispy attacked with-

"Apples?" Yes, Whispy Woods attacks with apples. To clarify, he attacks with FRUIT, to a puffball that eats anything. And some people wonder why he's the first boss (Not really.)

"Yes, they're apples all right. POISON apples! Whispy woods, why are you the first boss?" Whispy muttered to himself. Parsol then used his umbrella to drill Whispy's base only to find that it was too hard. We think. Maybe.

"Kirby! His wood is too strong!"

"Oh no! Whispy has a strong wood!

Hahaha! Yes, my wood is super strong!"

"Wood!"

"Wood!"

"Wood!"

"Wood!"

"Weewee!"

Interpret that any way you like.

Player: Suddenly, I don't want to play this anymore. 0.0

But, thankfully Parasol was wrong and Whispy Wood's… you know what, was actually very weak and the phantom tree was killed. But he died the way he lived: a crybaby. Out of the dead tree's corpse rose a star wand, showing the exact location of the other wands. But before they left, Kirby put on a pair of sunglasses

"Looks like this tree… has been cut!"

!

Player: How many more detective show parodies are there going to be-

In the court of justice law, there are many positions. The lowest one is known as a Kirby because… well, when he tries to fix a situation, he only makes things worse.

Float Islands lagoon

4:00 PM

Waddle Dee and Kirby were overlooking a view of the ocean. It was a beautiful ocean with a tower looming in the background for some importance later in the level like a Chekhov's Gun.

"Oh Parasol, look at this view of the ocean! It'll be great for my Facebook page!" Kirby remarked. Parasol just sighed before responding with:

"Kirby, I'm your always angry and disapproving friend, and I kind of like it, so I have absolutely no shame or regret in saying that you have to be a ****ing idiot to drop everything important for a Facebook page."

Meanwhile, a not so long time ago, in a dimension far, far, far, far, far, far, far… far away…

Link and Navi were racing to deliver the three gems (Read: Plot coupons) To the castle to stop Gannondorf's plan of stealing the Triforce (While inadvertently allowing him to get the stupid thing in the first place thus dooming hyrule for years until, Link defeats him and disappears, and Hyrule is flooded, but also creating a separate timeline where he gets out anyway and-(Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed..)) When Link stopped suddenly.

"Navi," He said. "Look at the sunset." Navi got furious.

"Why are you looking at the sunset? We have to get these gems to Princess Zelda!"

"Oh Navi, you just need to appreciate the simple things in life." The two then argued for hours on end.

Meanwhile in the temple… of TIME BWAHAHAHA!

Ganondorf was waiting for Link. He was going to call King Dedede to talk to him about their evil plans but…

Ganon and Dedede were at a restaurant and talking about their cellphones (don't ask me how Ganon had a cellphone, he just did) and Ganon asked the fat penguin what cellphone plan he had.

"I have AT&T… I'm screwed aren't I?"

Player: Shame on you Dedede. SHAME ON YOU!

In the present…

Kirby and Parasol saw an extra life in the air.

"Oohh, I'll get it!" Kirby said as he ran to the extra life.

"Kirby NO!"

At a graveyard there lie a single grave. The grave, upon closer inspection, read "ROSEBUD"

"All theses random future burst are really screwing with my internal system." Parasol said as Kirby returned, unharmed by the random bombs in mid air.

They eventually came to a castle where Kirby gasped in wonder, while Parasol gasped on horror. It was candy! DUN, DUN, DUUUUNNNN! You see, Kirby loved candy. And when he has candy, he snaps. Goes Ax crazy. Off the deep end. So if you see Kirby when he has eaten candy, run. Run fast. Speed-that-would-put-Sonic-The-Hedgehog-to-shame fast.

"Look Waddle Dee, its candy!" Kirby exclaimed. And then he ate it all in one gulp.

"… Kirby." Parasol started, "Are you… okay?"

"… CANDY POWERS ACTIVATE!" And, leaving white and red stripes behind him, Kirby flew off.

"Did Kirby just… Nah I must be imagining things." Parasol then continued on… but not before coming back and doing a double take.

At Castle Lololo…

Tower 1

4:45PM

Mr. Frosty had a simple job of protecting the first tower from harm.

"Gosh," He tempted, "I sure hope no insane, candy high, invincible puffballs that could one hit K.O. me come by!" As soon as he finished his sentence, Kirby came in holding an axe. "Aw son of a-"

Castle Lololo

Tower 2

4:?

Lololo and Lalala were happily pushing blocks around for no real reason when Kirby appeared.

"Ha-ha Kirby, we've been expecting you." Lololo and Lalala said in unison. "And now we shall have our-

" BWAHAW!"

Before Kirby entered the boss room, he ate a bomb, which gave him the explosion ability. He decided that now was the time to use the ability, which decimated the castle, killing everyone except the puffball who flew up into the clouds. Parasol witnessed this first hand before sighing and using his namesake to fly up.

So ends the first half of this climatic adventure. Will Kirby save Dreamland's food? Will Parasol stop being such a Kenny and stop dying? Is King Dedede screwed for having AT&T? Is TAC really CAT backwards. Next time on The Phantom Penguin: Kirby and Parasol end up in a place where the sun doesn't shine. And after that: The airship filled, Boss rushed, finale!