STF Episode 4 PIRATES VS NINJAS
In Mushroom hill(Don't ask me how they got here because angel Island blew up) Espio was confronted by his arch nemesis…. When Sonic, Tails and Amy showed up.
Sonic: Hey Espio. WE REQUEST A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
Espio: LOOK if I give you the emerald will you go away?
Sonic: But it's no fun if you give me the emeralds.
Espio: LOOK I HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY ARCH NEMISIS!
Amy: Who is your arch nemesis?
Espio: …HIM!
Right in the ocean was a pirate ship
Sonic: You big baby (he and espio get into a fight.)
Amy: Sonic, espio! We should have a… BAKE SALE!
Tails: THAT'S MY IDEA!
Then Tails and Amy joined the fight.
Meanwhile at the pentagon
A soldier took one look at the radar and screamed. "Sir take a look at this!" the boss came back and looked at the radar. "Omg…THEY HAVE A MOOSE! RUN AWAY!"
Then the pentagon exploded. Then out of nowhere Adolf Hitler Came and claimed what was left of the pentagon.
Bomber:HEY! Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Then Hitler exploded. Then it was time to check on the bad people.
One uninspiring time card later
The death egg 2 loomed in its cheap nonunion labor around the planet.
Nega: Eggman we need to do something about sonic and his friends.
Eggman: Don't worry I have a evil plan
Nega: Really?
Eggman: …no…..
Another time card later
Meanwhile the guardian of the master emerald came back to Angel Island from Grocery shopping. He landed at his door and took out his key to unlock it.
Only then he realized he didn't have a door.
Later Knuckles remembered he needed to protect the master emerald…. Which he SHOULD have been doing for a couple games now
Only after that he remembered his house was NEXT to the shrine and he entered a complete stranger's house.
milliseconds later
Knuckles looked around the North Pole and commented "I KNEW I should've turned left at Greenland.
Meanwhile
Bomber, who was bored, realized that the story will take FOREVER at this rate and he needed to introduce clones so He though of a plan
Meanwhile with….those villain dudes
-HIS NAME IS EGGMAN was inventing a clone machine.
Dr. Eggman: I need a screw to finish this machine…but I have no more screws.
Then out of the heavens rained…a pencil
Dr. E:WOOHOO! THANKS GOD!
Stick God: You're welcome
Meanwhile with the echidna
Knuckles was happily walking until a giant polar bear fell from the sky
Knuckles: OMG THAT'S A PARADOX
(All logic blows up)
The polar bear, which instead being given a cool name was called Bark for the sake of dog jokes, Stood up and introduced himself
Bark: Hello I'm Bark and I'm on a mission
Knuckles: To do what?
Bark: TO KILL KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA!
Knuckles:I sure wouldn't want to be that guy.
Meanwhile in the bonetagon
Dogs were near a complex made by the humans. One of the dogs asked his boss if they should over through humanity Then the word Bark was said somewhere
Dog commander: well that's it LET'S GO TAKE OVER HUMANITY!
Back with our "Heroes"
Sonic, Tails, and Amy had been given ninja clothes to beat the pirates.
Espio: Okay men
Amy: HEY!
Espio: Shut up man-lady. Now don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes.
Tails: urh. Wrong War.
Sonic: And if the pirates are trapped in the sea and this island is floating…. Wouldn't that mean they can't reach you?
Espio: …QUIT FIXING MY LOGIC! I WANT THOSE PIRATES KI-
Then espio died. Nobody knows how. Some say he pushed himself too hard. Some say he died of shock. But I think he died because the shuriken impaled him
Sonic: Hey that's a paradox!
Then evil espio exploded
Meanwhile
Dr. Eggman was dancing in his disco room when Mecha Knuckles (from sonic advanced) entered.
MK: SIR. THE FIRE IS ABOUT TO GO OUT!
Dr. E: DARN! If only there was some white hedgehog who has a sidekick who we can exploit because she can control fire.
Metal knuckles then proceded to take out said hedgehog.
Dr.E: Okay so this guy knows all our plans. So we should OBVIOUSLY
Lock him up where he can easily escape.
And he WONDERS why sonic always beats him stay tuned to the next chapter where Sonic Tails and Amy go on a cruise ship… which just screams TITANIC!
R&R