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Joined 05-13-09, id: 1934011, Profile Updated: 06-15-11
Author has written 4 stories for Futurama, Beetlejuice, and Corpse Bride.

Move along, move along. Nothing to see here folks. Just another writer-turned-lurker stalking her favorite stories from the shadows...

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The Honeymoon From Heck by Gnom DePlume reviews
Movieverse AU - A butterfly flapped its wings, the fates aligned, and they went down the wrong leg of the trousers of time: Lydia says, "I do," but what happens next?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Pieces In A Pocket by wee-me reviews
100 Kisses Challenge: Story using items from the 100 Kisses list. The oft referenced tour is finally explained and we find Marshal is not anyone's favorite welcome to a new place. Ch 18 is up!
Crossover - Beetlejuice & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2006
Wanting More by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
A relationship with a machine and human will always leave one of them Wanting More... ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Good Vibrations by thepunishment reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Temptress by Scarlet-Frost reviews
Roxanne gets tired of waiting for Megamind to notice her feelings and during his next trap decides to take matters into her own hands. Rated M changed to M for a few smutty scenes later on.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,158 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Mecánica de Muertos by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Just a small story about the courier with her follow Raul; the differences between dead skin and smoothskin. Rated M for violence, sex, and language.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Courier, Raul T.
Elegant, Graceful, and Clumsy by Kippis05 reviews
A collection of short stories about Po and Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Po, Tigress
From Me To You, Master! by xxLemmiexx reviews
Zim comes to realize that Gir isn't a bad robot, he just needed love. ZAGIR. Warning: Extreme fluff ahead that may give you cavities.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
The Beauty and the Beetle by Out-of-the-inside-out-box reviews
Lydia Deetz has nothing going for her in her current life, until a cursed poltergeist flips her life upside down. Will she be able to lift his curse, or will she turn her back on him? Based vaguely off of Beauty and the Beast. My first fanfiction. Fin!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,979 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Sucks To Be Me For Want Of A Better Title by In Need Of Slash Fix reviews
When Harry tells Ginny and Draco as well, what secret will Hogwarts be itching to tell? Okies. Epic fail on trying to be ... whatever that WASN'T. Read on DD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Accidental Therapist by Lauralot reviews
Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mia? by Merlock-Gurl reviews
Previously called Love is Bendless. The story's basically about Leela having a sister named Mia who is in love with two different characters for two different reasons. One is traditional of the fanfic genre, while the other is a bit of a surprise.READ NOW
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bender R.
Not Completely Tamed by Skymouth reviews
Beetlejuice gets more then he bargained for in his latest visit to Lydia’s mirror. This is based on the cartoon. Sexual situations
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Bittersweet by XDemureX reviews
Lydia and Beetlejuice haven't seen each other in 5 years. She's 21 now... and something has gone terribly wrong in the Neitherworld. Can they save each other? Cartoonverse.BeetlejuicexLydia.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
The Ghoul, The Bad, and The Ugly by InRodWeTrust reviews
Fallout 3 era, chronicling the adventures of the Lone Wanderer & Charon. Rated because of foul language/unnecessary amounts of gore/red hot ghoul lovin', sort of.::Thank you so, so much to everyone who has R&R'd. I'm truly honoured. And mildly aroused.::
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,719 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Leela Lets Her Hair Down by BTL reviews
Looking back, Leela reflects how a slight change in hairstyle ended up changing a lot more than she thought it would. Co-third place, TSFFC Winter Writing Competition 2008.
Futurama - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - T. Leela, P. Fry - Complete
Sleeping Grisly by oddsends reviews
Let a sleeping dog lie...unless he's your soulmate, of course.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
With Interest by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
It's poetic *bleep*-ing justice.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Waffles by korr reviews
Zim asks Dib out, Dib is a little slow on the uptake. ZADR. complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Nightmare by Ari.L.S reviews
Lydia gets sucked into Beetlejuice's dreams, only to find that he's recalling the night she commited suicide for him. See "Third Time's a Charm" for more details. One shot. BJxLyds. Series based.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Better or Worse by harleyquinnqueenofhearts reviews
Harley's decided to go legit...until J ends up sharing a cell with her. 3rd in the HQ Diary series
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Joker - Complete
Love You to Death Harley's Diary 2 by harleyquinnqueenofhearts reviews
Harley moves in with J : sequel to Diary of Harley Quinn
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Diary of Harley Quinn by harleyquinnqueenofhearts reviews
Harley's origin Nolanverse ...only a little bit of Joker in this one, but if you like it, I might post the sequels...which contain a LOT of J
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
It's Showtime by orphan mia reviews
Over four years have passed since Betelgeuse and Lydia last saw each other. With a new determination, he's back... but will this strange encounter bud a friendship... possibly more? COMPLETE. Read and Review! BJ/Lydia
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,851 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Third Time's a Charm: A Beetlejuice FanFic by Ari.L.S reviews
When Beetlejuice misses his appointment with Death, he is sentenced to exorcism. The only way Lydia can save him is to make a deal with Death, but that might mean selling her soul. BJxLyds, series based. I'm kinda bad at summaries, but please read anyway!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Act Like We Are Fools by Lauralot reviews
This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
He Doesn't Like to Share by WithoutHesitation reviews
Attempt at a sequel to ST&NT. Hopefully three one-shots comprising of 1. Lydia trying to make new friends, 2. A Valentine's night date, and 3. Lydia visiting the Shocking Mall/Maul to find a gift for Beetlejuice. B pretty much gets ticked in all three.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Mistletoe Above! by Liloexp626 reviews
Things get real annoying when Lilo and Stitch get a mistletoe above their heads on Christmas day. They don't want to do it... or at least they say so. LS oneshot.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Twelve days to Doom by Swing-21 reviews
Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
My Hero by that one little guy reviews
A certain green alien thinks about the girl who turned his life around. My first attempt at fluff. Be nice.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Kif K., Amy W.
Anytime She Goes Away by Llewlyn reviews
AU. Complete! Beetlejuice isn't the sharing type, and when his house is invaded, he's ready to do anything to regain his privacy. Lydia proves hard to impress, so he drags her into a game of words, winner take all. And then come the pennies...
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Next Time, Aim for the Parrot by Dartmoor'Swan reviews
Come on don't you want to know what this story is about! This can be viewed as a sequel, but doesn't have to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss by Lady Myotismon reviews
ZADR Dib lies to Zim about what a kiss really is and ends up locking lips with the person he hates most.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Wonder Boy by Jillybean89 reviews
Eggnog is a marvelous thing. Fred and George had snagged some. And they’d doled it out equally among the few students left in the Great Hall for Christmas. They were all singing merrily under the influence of this cherished Christmas drink... JACK BLACK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love: Not to be Consumed by SummerWolfCub reviews
Bender is sick of Fry and Leela's 'sexual tension' and decides to put a stop to it.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
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How could he? reviews
Lydia thought he loved her, he had told her he loved her! Would he say it if he didn't mean it? Why? I suck at summaries, please read the story, please! Definetely Finished! LydiaxBJ
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
My Dear reviews
A short fanpoem. Emily replaying the night she died. I suck at summaries.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Realizing reviews
Bender finally realizes his true feelings, and after a talk with a friend and walk through town, he is confronted Rated T for use of mature language. benderxleela oh and it is NOT a slash, even though it says it is in the intro
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bender R., T. Leela - Complete