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![]() Author has written 35 stories for Bleach, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Nabari no Ō, Soul Calibur, Hakuōki/薄桜鬼, Vampire Diaries, One Piece, Fairy Tail, and Hana Yori Dango. I'm from the leprechaun land (AKA Ireland =P) Random stuff I liked... "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!" Unknown Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. I praise JASHIN-SAMA, and only JASHIN-SAMA!!! I give my blood to him, praying to him my blood. Raise the Jashin-sama awareness. We do not have many followers. Praise Jashin-sama. If you know someone who needs to get ran over, copy and paste this into your profile. "I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" "What's he doing?!" |