J.D./Cox drabbles. Well drabble-ish things in the sense that they're short, but the 100 words word-count isn't so strict. Drabbles themes based on the current "word of the day" when I sit down to write them.

Shawn sees dead people. Not to mention psychotic, revenge seeking cops, and a super awesome but probably insane vampire hunter, but you don't have to be psychic for those. Sequel to Placebo Effect.

A collection of Shawn/Lassie stories. Rated T for slash and slight language.*** SHOT XVIII: Things don't end well. WARNING: Character death.

A Marine appears to have been murdered simply for being gay. When the victim is linked to a member of his team Gibbs is forced to tackle Don't Ask Don't Tell head-on, and it leads him somewhere he never thought he'd go. Eventual Gibbs/McGee slash.

After a particularly horrifying event occurs, how will Evan manage. He doesn't think there's anything to manage. Will he tell the person he's closest to before he self-destructs? Hank/Evan Will turn Rated M

Two teammates come together after Ziva stays in Israel. Now they must survive her return, their own demons and well-intentioned meddling by teammates. First in the Breathe universe. Voted 2010 NCIS Award winner for best Tony/McGee. NOT explicit.

Zevran and Alistair attend a ball together, where the drink flows and some unexpected situations arise... Purely PWP.

Alistair takes the plunge and lets Zevran ink him.

When Tony is attacked and is left fighting for life, the team tries to give him strength. Will he survive despite the odds? Can Gibbs give Tony the courage to live? Angst, hurt/comfort. Not for the faint of heart.

J.D was on his way to becoming a great doctor...until he gets killed. Somewhere at the gates of heaven J.D messes up and finds himself back at sacred heart as a patient, but not just any patient, a girl patient! What's a boy...a girl to do? JDox

First rule of Quidditch: Never trust the words of the bludger-addled. But words and a kiss…that’s something else entirely. Something that just might change Harry Potter’s life. Draco/Harry

With Turk and Carla getting married soon, JD’s feeling of abandonment is added to pre-existing alienation while Dr. Cox tries to avoid falling into old habits of self-destruction.

Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.

A psychotic cop-killer has a score to settle with McGee. Tony's vehemence about protecting his Probie takes him by surprise, especially when it begins to develop into more than simply a desire to protect. Now completed.

Tony convinces McGee to help him clean up his newly inherited mansion in Montana.Romance & a deep friendship naturally blossoms between them.Afterwards,a case will put their strength & character to the test while forcing them to make painful sacrifices.

Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.

Neal/Peter slash. One-shot, Peter's POV. Very short fluff involving Peter, Neal, a sidewalk, and a bar of chocolate. Title from the film "Love, Actually." Rated only for slash, nothing explicit. Review, please! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, unfortunately.

Shawn learns to be self defense savvy, & how to be more than simply "bi-curious". Lassiter learns that no amount of warning, preparation, or planning can ever contain the act of nature that is Shawn Spencer. Which he kinda already knew. *slash*

-"You call this a seduction scene, Probie?"- DiNozzo offers to show McGee how to convince Abby to go out with him again. McNozzo M/M-ish-ness. An NFA Hangman Prize for Tamara

Germany leaves Italy with Japan. Some interesting discoveries are made between the two Axis Nations. Japan/Italy/Germany. COMPLETE.

Shawn refuses to let Jules "get sucked into the madness". I hate summaries. Kinda short and Shassie themed, just as a warning. I don't own anything, promise. Complete.

The title says it all.... Shassie relationship A-Z. Slash and Mpreg. Please read and review.

The story of how Carlton and Shawn came together is a colorful one. There are gunshots, sex and chocolate...the usual stuff. A 12-part drabble challenge featuring everyone's favorite detective and the psychic who loves him. Rated for content and language.

Moments in the dark can potentially shatter, and even the most hardened assassin can easily break. Ziva/Abby WARNINGS: femmslash, mentions of sex and nudity, and angst. Title is not supposed to offend anyone. COMPLETE.

If she were a flower, she would be a moonflower. One, because they were a myth, and two, because they only bloomed at night. Luna Lovegood-centered. Reviews much appreciated. COMPLETE.

The gang has a little too much fun. Includes Scotcholadas, enchiladas, Spike TV, and sunshine of several varieties. Non-graphic slashiness.

Evan gets into trouble with the wrong people and instead of letting Hank help him, he refuses, thinking it will protect his older brother.

Lassiter isn't having a great day, with a series of bizarre thefts occurring around town. And he hates wenches.

The seven deadly sins Royal Pains style. Slash. Hank/Evan

Seven kisses between Hank and Evan.

Josh gives Drake a haircut. This leads to Drake getting dirty thoughts. Drake/Josh. SLASH.

Tony's bound and Tim is determined. *Now with more foreplay*

Ron is tired of hiding behind walls. Written for LJ community SortingHat Drabbles -- the pairing for this week was Ron/Draco and the prompt was 'stone walls' with a 499 word limit. Warning: implied slash relationship

He's healed. The war is over. Five years later, Harry can finally return to the person who watched him from the shadows. The night that had almost torn him apart saved him and he finally understands the words that were never spoken. Slash. One shot.

A tramatic event has alterted JD's way of life and has him questioning his ability to regain his old self. While he's struggling to adapt to his situation he doubts his capabilites and new found feelings. Can he handle it? JD/Cox...maybe..;

Even when Tony lost, it still felt like he won.

Michael/Victor SLASH Don't read if you don't like . Michael has to think of some creative ways to get Victor to join his team.

Having romantic liaisons with his protégé meant that Perry Cox had to deal with things he usually wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. A JDCox drabble, Slash.

His eyes are the galaxies we used to study in Astronomy class. AU. Ron/Draco.

After Edmund defeats the White Witch for the final time, what conspires between Prince Caspian and High King Peter? Oneshot. CaspianXPeter. Warning: Yaoi.

Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood. In a box. This could get interesting or dangerous... or strange.

Waking from weird dreams, hearing strange music in his head, and that constant urge to jump Tony's bones: just a few symptoms of having a muse... especially for McGee and, what's this? DiNozzo! . Mainly McNozzo, w/ some Zabby & OCxOC. COMPLETE.

When McGee is injured, Tony is there to help him and keep things in perspective. One-Shot written for NCIS1000words on LJ.

Lassiter kissed Shawn and put himself on the line only to be rejected. But now Shawn can't stop thinking about the kiss he pushed away. Is it possible he made a huge mistake? Slashy Shassy.

# 1: JD receives dirty texts from someone claiming to be Perry, and Perry is not happy. Rated T for sexy-texts.

SPOILERS FOR FINALE EPISODE OF SCRUBS! Cox/JD: Set after the events of 'My Finale', Perry Cox changes his course in life.

Alternate ending to "Under My Skin." Slash. House/Wilson. COMPLETE.

Why did Tony give McGee his shirt in Dead and Unburied? Slash, TMxTD.

Dr Cox didn't understand why they were staring...until Kelso pointed it out. JDox

Shawn decides it's a good idea to tease Lassiter. Slash, established relationship.

Victor is curious about what Michael has in his little book - slash V/M humor ficlet.

Fred and George's incestuous relationship since childhood. Fred!centric Rated T but might change. I don't own anything in the Harry Potter universe.

AU, KuroFai. Mentions of FaiChi. Kurogane knows catching Fai should be relatively easy. It's just holding on to him that's difficult. ON HIATUS

In which Shawn tries to make a confession, Gus is a little slow on the uptake but eventually sees the problem, and Lassiter may or may not be none the wiser. Slash.

“I'm dieing, Probie.” “Tony, you just have a fever. Stop whining and take your medicine.” Non-slash.

Title: Wilson's Glasses. Rating: R. Pairing: Gregory House / James Wilson. Summary: The two doctors are getting older, though it's not entirely a bad thing.

What happens when Edward reveals that he is, infact, gay? Random hordes of innuendos, explicit amounts of sex, and a whole load of funnies. Read and review, and we shall love you! Enjoy this random mind raping fanfic! Grace and Shelbs.

Compare and Contrast: How Michael Learned to Live With Victor." Michael/Victor slash. AU from Season finale. Hurt/comfort with some humor.

Tony learns through 'Claire' that McGee is in love. With him. What does he do? McNozzo McGee/DiNozzo slash. Complete.

How McGee found out about the sake bombs. Slash. Missing Series

Full title:"Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon...and the one time he did" for a challenge on psychfic. A series of 5 scenes where the Detective hears about Shawn's ability, and one where he finally sees it. Complete with epilogue! No Slash

See a penny. Pick it up. Shawn/Lassiter Slash.

JDCox. The older man groaned and swiped a hand over his face, because he didn’t want to admit that Turtlehead and Barbie were right, and by gum, that meant they actually had something in common . . . And it was knowledge of JD’s sex antics of all things.

Shawn and Carlton have a little fun on the range! PWP SLASH. Carlton/Shawn!

Tony dies. Kate doesn't. Everything changes. femslash.

Tony can pretend all he wants, but Tim is sick of the lie. Slash. Missing Series

Sequel to The Kiss. Timothy and Tony try to figure out where their relationship is going...if anywhere! McNozzo.

You bought a FISH TANK?" - slash, McNozzo. Written as a NFA Hangman prize for Smackalicous. COMPLETE. A/N: Contains a minor spoiler for a season 5 ep. Find out more inside.

After a post-work drink with Tony leads to something surprising, Tim begins to wonder what their relationship truly is. McNozzo slash as a Hangman Prize for smackalicious! "Bury Your Dead" and "Family" spoilers!

Tony recovers from the plague, and Tim is there to help him through it. Sequel to "Staying". Tony/Tim slash.

Tony and Ziva are stuck in an elevator. What could possibly go wrong? Oneshot. TIVA. For ME Wofford.

AUish. Tim shrugs. "What can I say, Tony? You controlling fire with your mind is honestly not the weirdest thing I've ever seen on this job."

Luna doesn't drink coffee. G/L slash.

Viktor Krum's arrival at Hogwarts sparks interest in Oliver Wood. Consequently, it also sparks jealousy in Marcus Flint. AU Slash Marcus/Oliver with a surprise pairing at the end.

Tony informs McGee of the duty he needs to perform as his partner. McNozzo, so slash. Non-explicit, though. You've been warned. Shameless movie referencing and Placebo song title stealing.

A compilation of Joey/Chandler drabbles, generally limited to 100 words. Ratings vary from K to T alternately. Yes, slash. Perhaps some course language, mostly harmless.

Tony's always had nicknames for McGee. What's so different about this one? Written with CJ aka WritinginCT. McNozzo. Definite slash. COMPLETE!

JD blames the shorts. Dr. Cox x JD

Ziva is distraught over the loss of something important to her. [McGiva. Other pairings? Sequel to Fight For Your Woman! Super crack!tastic.]

Inspired by a Crack!Fic challenge although not quite eligible, this story is very bizarre and completely without plot. As the title would suggest, it's one of Jimmy Palmer's dreams. Enjoy!

CoxJD: Sequel to 'His Long Night': JD and Cox finally manage an evening alone.

Abby and McGee swap bodies for a day. Silly, pointless and shamelessly without plot. A litle McAbby, but they decided it's too creepy to persue. Four chapters.

The caller ID is blank, and there's only static on the line. [spoilers for 4x06]

An illustrious story of sex, holiday greenery, not so internal monologues, sex, gay, gay, gay, sex, gay sex, and attempted murder...did I mention the gay sex? And yes, it was induced by some very enjoyable peppermint tea.