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 Author has written 1 story for Mass Effect. In a world of anonymity, who will show their face? Infiltrate. Contaminate. Evolve, or they exterminate. -The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys I'm just a college student who spends way too much time on this site when I should be studying. Go figure, right? I play video games, and I cry sometimes. I realized most of the time these two thing correlate with each other. It took me five years but I finally found the courage to post something. |
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An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 180,247 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
The Soulmate Principle by OfPaintAndOil reviews
She'd never had a mark to indicate her soulmate was out there somewhere. Well, that is until she nearly kills him. He impaled her with a sword first—her actions were totally justified. She'd thought that would be an obvious sign that they should steer clear of each other, but he seems to have different ideas. Rated T. Deviates from canon, obviously. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,189 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Heir by La-Matrona reviews
Hermione Granger's life is forever changed one night by an innocuous spell and a timely Professor. KindaPureblood!Hermione and Not Quite a Marriage Law. I just could't get my tropes right. Either way, the resident Know-It-All and the Bat of the Dungeon collide in this AU, SS/HG story about what happens when you're related to the Dark Lord. Cover art by Freya Ishtar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 166,799 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,032 - Reviews: 7213 - Favs: 14,911 - Follows: 6,040 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 690 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Open Heart and Lithe Tongue (Speak and We are Undone) by RosieG reviews
In all of Felicity's experience, among all of her partners, not one had ever gone down on her, even those times when she'd worked up the courage to outright ask.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow] - Complete
Another Dream by dragoon811 reviews
Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,738 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
she thinks she could get used to it by Take this to Heart reviews
His fingers are long—the type of fingers that a girl notices; the type of fingers that makes a girl wonder what kind of patterns they could sear into her skin. She averts her eyes and realizes that Stiles is looking at her (or rather her in his sweater) again.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
A Lesson in Alien Reproductive History by D Veleniet reviews
He laughed weakly in that way that signaled he was about to say something she wouldn't like hearing. "You're about to become part of the history lesson. This is the way they solved their population problem: the Antipoi breeding pod."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3420 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,994 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
Applied Cinematic Architecture by rapid-apathy reviews
Cinema is a reflection of us. It expresses who we are, who we see inside ourselves and who we want to be. For all the world's a stage, and one man in his time plays many parts. Some more than others. Abed/Annie
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Somewhere Beyond the Sea by LittleSpaceMermaid reviews
Shepard has saved the galaxy at the expense of her own life. But when she wakes up in the middle of what appears to be an ocean and finds a familiar face waiting for her, she is more than able to embrace what has happened if it means being with the one she loves again. FemShep/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Lessons in Epic Storytelling by penny1200 reviews
Annie finds the study group in greater chaos than usual. When they blame her for their behavior, Annie sets them down and tells them an epic love story that will reveal every single one of her deepest secrets.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,944 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
The Samurai and the Oni Girl by Silberias reviews
AU KakaSaku set in Edo-period Japan. Sakura is the descendant of a red-haired foreigner as well as a merchant's daughter. Kakashi is a local samurai who has fallen on hard times, a man whose pride has been broken down to this point. Love comes after. Crossposted on Ao3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,644 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
At the Violet Hour by kalenel reviews
This story explores the events in "For Such Loss, Abundant Recompense" from Thane's POV. You probably ought to read "For Such Loss..." first.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,772 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Cuddler by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Learning to Dance by amagicbeyond reviews
She fought through the pain, through every part of her that wanted to give up, give in, let it be over. She fought because she knew that as long as she was fighting, Up would be fighting too. This is the story of Taz and Up.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Fallen Star by Alydia Rackham reviews
All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,927 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Broken by TiaKisu reviews
He just stares at her from where he is, unable to move, unable to think as all he is is falling to pieces. – A short one-shot about the events at Malfoy Mannor DH 1 ; R/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
7 Memories by ride-a-keeper reviews
Hermione recalls 7 great memories, one for each year at Hogwarts, during a tough time during the aftermath of the war. Please read & review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3782 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Meant To Be by LydiaOhLydia reviews
Love. Marriage. Babies. Sometimes they don't come in the "proper" order. But they work out how they were meant to. Just a very fluffy Jaylee piece. Rated M in an abundance of caution. Edited for typos 6/23/11
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
For Such Loss, Abundant Recompense by kalenel reviews
And here we have a series of scenes exploring different facets of a developing relationship between FemShep and Thane. It's not love at first sight for these two, and like any two people they have to work at understanding each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,082 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 9,350 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Tad Unrestrained by lyssalu reviews
Originally a masskink fill. Prompt: "I want to see Thane out of control, insane with need. As in, like, drugged or ill. As in, fast, hot, furious sex." Ask and you shall receive.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Thane K., J. Garson - Complete
Generic Exaggeration by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Caught and Set Loose by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,593 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Dance! by Naia reviews
AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Payoff by gf7 reviews
JJ loses a bet and has to accompany Reid to ComiCon. Wackiness ensues. Mild profanity.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Precious Flower, Fighting Sand by Celtic Oak reviews
AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
My Light by shootingstar39 reviews
Robin's feelings for Starfire. Oneshot!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
A Forging Chain reviews
First Contact AU. The very first rule you learn when you enlist is this - don't trust the turians. But when you're betrayed and left for dead by the very people you swore your allegiance to, turns out the only people you CAN trust are the very ones you've spent months trying to kill. Eventual Shakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
