AN: I've read a few fanfics about OCs, and I've noticed A LOT of similarities between them. So here is an exaggerated version of the generic format that many fanfic writers seem to use.
Oh, and this is my first shot at writing a humor story, so reviews will be greatly appreciated!
Also, don't expect much quality from these chapters. I wrote these just to poke fun at those crummy self-insertions and etc. Most of these types of my writing take about 5-15 min to type out.
"Insert OC Here"
One day the Titans were fighting a big monster. It had horns and teeth and claws and stuff. It was really strong, even stronger than Cyborg and Starfire. And it was smashing stuff on the street.
"Dude, we're getting pwnd!" Beast Boy yelled out.
"That's kinda obvious," Raven said in her usual boring voice.
Just when the monster grabbed Robin and prepared to bite his head off, this mysterious girl appeared in a flash of white light.
She had long, long black hair with about a million different highlights and random clips and beads in it. She was wearing a leather jacket with a bunch of Japanese words on it and a sparkly black t-shirt. Her super-mini-skirt was really pretty and stuff. It was a mood skirt, because it changed colors according to her mood. Right now it was pink, which meant she was happy. A big machine gun and a giant sword hung on her back and she had daggers in her awesome knee-length leather boots. Though how she didn't cut her feet with the daggers I don't know.
Fluffy gray kitty ears poked out from her head, because it's obviously cool for heroes to be part animal, except for Beast Boy. It's also cool for them to be part vampire, so let's assume she has golden eyes and big sparkly teeth. I mean fangs.
"I WILL SAVE YOU" the super-awesome-mysterious-beautiful-floating girl said in a voice that sounded like it came out of God's megaphone. "DIE EVIL MONSTER"
A bunch of colorful energy beams came out of her hands and eyes and nose and stuff, and the monster died.
"Who are you, super-awesome-mysterious-beautiful-floating girl?" Cyborg asked. He obviously had fallen in love with the super-awesome-mysterious-beautiful-floating girl, because that's what Cyborg does. He falls in love with OC's.
"I am Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl!" said the super-awesome-mysterious-beautiful-floating girl. Her skirt turned purple. "And I am going to join your team! NO QUESTIONS ASKED."
So they went back to the tower to learn more about Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl.
The Titans asked her questions.
"I was born in an alternate dimension to two super awesome people, who abandoned me, which makes them so not super awesome people. I was then raised by dark ninja masters, who taught me how to pwn people. Then I got my highlights at Super Cuts," said Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl.
"Wow, that sure is a dark and mysterious past you got there," said Robin
"What are your powers?" Raven asked in her usual boring voice.
"I can do everything, NO QUESTIONS ASKED," said Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl.
"You wanna play video games with me?" Beast Boy asked, staring at her kitty ears and drooling.
"Okay, Green Boy," Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl said. No one bothered to correct her.
They played that racing car game thingy. Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl won, obviously, because OC's always pwn the Titans at everything.
About the only person who hasn't spoken in this story so far is Starfire because she wasn't hypnotized by the OC's wonderfulness-ness.
"You are not Super nor Gracious nor Magnificent nor Wonderful nor Beautiful Sexy nor Splendid nor Brilliant nor Sparkling nor Luminous nor Stunning nor Gorgeous nor Amazing nor Fantastic nor a Girl!" Starfire yelled.
"OH THEN WHAT AM I BYOTCH???" Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl yelled back.
Starfire smiled evilly, which was weird because usually Raven's the one who does that.
"You," Starfire paused for dramatic effect. "ARE A MARY SUE!!!"
Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl's skirt turned black.
"DIE STARFIRE!!!!!!!!!" Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl screamed. A bunch of colorful energy beams came out of her hands and eyes and nose and stuff. But then they vanished.
"Ha ha ha!" Starfire laughed evilly. Somewhere down in hell, Slade wiped a tear of joy from his eye.
"Your powers are no use, because you are merely a figment of some forty year old geek's imagination, who obviously has a fetish for Japanese cats!" Starfire laughed.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl screamed as she started melting. "I'M MELTING I'M MELTING I'M MELTBLAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Soon nothing was left but a puddle of dirty water. Robin cleaned it up with a vacuum and some disinfectant.
"Dude, that was so OOC," Beast Boy said in an awed tone.
"Why don't you be like that all the time," Raven said in her usual boring voice.
"Unfortunately, I will have to hate you for the rest of my life because you just killed my love," Cyborg said.
Starfire shrugged. She didn't really care, which was really OOC.
AN: So what did you think? Personally, I thought that Super Gracious Magnificent Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Splendid Brilliant Sparkling Luminous Stunning Gorgeous Amazing Fantastic Girl is the best OC i've ever thought of, so I might add her again as a cameo in a later chapter ;)