Heyy y'all this is an update on 1/28/12 and I'm just saying that I'm not sure if I'm going to keep writing. I'm pretty sure I'm going to give it up. So I'm just letting y'all know why I never updated

GENDER: Female

SEXUALITY: straight and if one person that is a girl asks me out i will scream!!

LOCATION: United States in some place that is in some other place

LOVE: This amazing guy(:

AGE: 16 so dont judge if my writing is the worst thing u ever read

BIRTHDAY: it is on some day at some time

FRIENDS: brandi, may, alley, and brainna,

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: i never really fit in anywhere, im an outcast, no one likes me for me, they like me for who i act like because they are scared of the real me, this is really the only place i fit in to. i have been through almost everything life can possibly throw at a thirteen year old girl, so if u ever need help with anything that is going on in your life, i dont mind helping, but i can only help by giving you advise, but advise can go a long way...

WARNINGS:

I have a very short temper. I like perverted storys or some.

LIKES:

shikamaru!! Anime/Manga , Writing, Drawing, reading, summer, God, The Bible, cold places, people who dont look at my boobs, softball, fire, Justin, my chinchilla that is evil, poems, My friends and family

DISLIKES:

Puke, Spiders, Racists, Nazis, Assholes, Opposing Shippers, Paris Hilton,temari, SasuSaku, naruino ,NaruHina, Sluts, Dora the Explorer, George Bush, people who like twilight just because they think Edward is cute but they have never picked up the book.

MUSIC:

I like everything from hard rock, country, and some other crap. Some hip-hop and most rap ANNOY me.

MY FAVORITE ANIME:

Naruto

MY FAVORITE SHOWS:

avatar the last air bender, what i like about you, house, and im to lazy to type the rest

FAVORITE SONG:

everything im not, almost, get stoned, how you remind me, tangled up in me, swing, teasing to please, how long, rockstar, and some other stuff that i cant remember...

Want Me to Write A Story For You?

I'm a busy person, but I can try. I'll write Naruto (but if it is a paring i dont like i wont write it or if it about gays) with out question but if i don't know the anime or manga you'll have to tell me exactly what you want.

I will write: Homosexual or adult content (or both). high school fanfics and others are welcome

I won't write: Anything that is homophobic or beastiality. If I hate the pair, I won't do it, so don't even try to get me to do a Sasuke/Sakura or Naruto/Hinata or Naruto/Ino or Shikamaru/Temari . I hate the couples. If I hate it. I won't write it.

The stories will most likely be one-shots; unless I'm really inspired. Please tell me if you want angst, humor, fluff, etc.

Please send me a PM if you want a purty story. Sorry if you think the demands are a lot. I just don't wanna be slammed.

Parings I like

Naruto

Shikamaru and ino- ok shika-kun and ino and made for each other i mean come on they are on the same team and shika-kun needs ino!! i mean with out her he would go out with that whore temari!! she needs to go lick a pole!!(inside joke) and ino needs shika-kun so that she will stop talking about sasuke!! which should go suck... wait never mind sasuke is not gay (well at i hope not because if he is that would be wrong!!)

Naruto and Sakura- hehe!! this is one of the CUTIES pairings in the world!! sakura is soooo smart and naruto... well everone knows how naruto is... he is the dumbest person on naruto!!

Sasuke and Hinata- ok not many people like this paring but i think thaat they are cute (ever if i think Sasuke is gay) think about it... a shy girl like Hinata with a "bad" boy Sasuke they were just mad for each other!! they are just so cute together and hopeful that Sasuke will help Hinata stopping being soooo shy and maybe just maybe Hinata will put Sasuke in his place and tell him to stopping be such a "bad" boy

Tenten and Neji- ok so neji and tenten are like made for each other i cant imagine tenten with out neji r the other way around. they r soo cute

Sasuke and Ino- ok i used to like this pairing more that shikaino but i just started liking it again so dont hate me!!

other pairing i like

kiba/hinata, (this one is not really common but i still like it) temari/sasuke,

parings i hate

Sasuke/sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Neji/Hinata, Naruto/Ino/Sakura or any gay (with the one pairing of Gai/Lee) or lezz parings (sorry i cant stand this one) shika/temari

temari NEEDS to do all of use a favor and go and jump of a CLIFF and DIED!!

MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

yeah i know i know i have an evil mind!!

STORY UPDATE!!

Missing You (a shikaino, narusaku, nejiten, and sasuhina and Chapter something its like 8 or 9 is coming up soon)

http:///2009/05/pink-car.jpg 'this is sakura's car in Missing You'

http:///files/1179/vehicle/464ca33b6ddd1/exterior.jpg 'that is ino's car in Missing You'

Good-Bye Forever (chapter 2 is on the way!)

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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1-Ino

2-Naruto

3-neji

4-Kiba

5-Sakura

6-Kurenai

7-Tenten

8-Shikamaru

9-sasuke

10-Hinata

11-Lee

12-choji

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nah, that would be child abuse. And Kurenai's already pregnant.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

kind of... i guess but shika-kun is WAY hotter!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think that's possible...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep i just read one

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Why is everyone linking Kurenai? She's already pregnant, people!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

nether hinata isnt gay and nether is sakura, and plus sakura goes with naruto

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

i think she would faint...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

... i cant make a summary about them... their cuzs

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Bring it, I'll be the first to review.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Want some chips?"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

huh?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

i think so...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Well, Lee is pretty easy to draw.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

maybe two/five but not two/four/five

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

i dont know

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hakuna Matata It means don't worry for the rest of you days...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

i dont do... gay stories but i

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Naruto-kun, I-I-I-...Toot!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!Rachie4294

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