PLEASE NOTE: I have school, and school requires concentration. So I may be a little slow on updates. I apologize for the inconvenience. I have been through an awful break-up recently, and have been very sad and depressed. It may cause me to not write, to write more, or may simply show up in my stories. I really can't say yet. I also take many unexplained absences. Just know that I have a busy life, as the rest of you do.

POLICIES: I have a few policies about my writing. First of all, my personal one. I will always stay one chapter ahead. I can't so this for the stories I already have published, because people are waiting for the updates. But on new stories, I will always have the first two chapters or more written before I publish it, and will keep up with that trend. Second, for updating. Reviews motivate me, and I try to leave reviews for constructive criticism and compliments. But hardly anyone leaves me reviews. I am happy as long as I know people are reading my story (favoriting and following), but reviews are the best. I will be content without them in the beginning but as time goes on if I do not see a review, I will not update.

Hey everyone! You can call me Crystal. I am 17 and attending the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, as a junior. I recently got my driver's license, so...party time! I love animals more than anything else, and I really enjoy reading and writing.

I mostly write South Park stories. But I have had no inspiration for quite a while, so while I am working on them update are extremely slow. I also have a Song of the Lioness story up - I'm reading that series again right now, and will start writing the story again soon. The Merlin story is my most recent one, and hopefully I will be able to finish it in a timely fashion!

Pet Peeves:

1) Seeing movies in theaters. Sure, I do it, but it's not fun! I like to provide my own commentary, and I can't do that in the theaters. But everyone else loves it, it's gotten to the point where my parents refuse to watch movies without me because they love how I reply to everything with sarcasm, concern, and happiness as if the characters can actually hear me.

2) People who do not speak proper English in stories. No, I am not referring to words in other languages - that's fine. I'm talking about people that type LyK tHiiS!! I can't understand you. Do you understand me? ii CaN't UnDeRsTaNd YoU!!

3) Folded papers. Do not fold my papers. Ever. Instant death for you and a pox on your household too!

Favorite Things:

1) Music - Disturbed, Three Days Grace, and a few other groups.

2) Animals - especially my two Siamese cats.

3) Mathematics - yes, I know I'm weird :D

Favorite TV Shows: South Park, Stargate SG-1, The IT Crowd, Ugly Betty, Medium, Merlin, Drop Dead Diva, Man vs. Food .

Favorite Books: The Belgariad (David Eddings), The Mallorean (David Eddings), Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness Quartet (Tamora Pierce).

Favorite Movies: National Treasure, Remember the Titans, School of Rock, Spiderman, Iron Man, Cloverfield, The Others...and others. Lol.

Favorite Video Games: Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Spyro, Super Mario 64, Yoshi's Island, and other older games for N64 and SNES.

I am only interested in one anime, and that is Shaman King. I have seen the show only once as it's on a satellite only channel, and the theme song is still stuck in my head. I've only read up to book 10 or 11 (something like that) because have you ever tried to find them in the stores around Vegas? Horrible.

Websites you should check out:

http:/// - It's the official South Park website!

http://www.youtube.com/user/iceprincessinfinity/ - My Youtube account, with South Park videos.

COPY-PASTE ITEMS (for those of you with no life, like me):

Put this in your profile if you now hide your underpants from The Underpants Gnomes.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Snowfur, Rainfire, Firehawk, Emberflame, snowfairy11730, iceprincessinfinity

If you've ever been obsessed with something so much people are now fearing what effect it may cause on you, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

If you think cats are better than dogs (or that both are wonderful and should be treated equally), please copy this into your profile.

There are currently no TV show updates, as everything is on break. Sorry for the inconvenience, and the updates will be back soon!

I wanted to put in all of the couples that I support...so here they are!

South Park:

Cartman x Kyle
Stan x Kyle
Butters x Cartman
Craig x Tweek

Merlin:

Merlin x Arthur
Merlin x Morgana

Song of the Lioness:

Alanna x Gary

~ Crystal ~ iceprincessinfinity ~