WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

Christmas Day has come once again, So a writer took up her digital pen, To add one last yuletide tale this for year. The story is done—please read and have good cheer! Thank you!

Harry and Ron discuss what went on down in the lake while a party of celebration roars on down in the common room. The discussion leads to unexpected revelations...but not entirely unwelcome.

Incomplete: "You do nothing." Helga whimpered to herself. "You sit and watch, and you, and, you let him go. Cause there's, nothing you can do."

Sequel to "We Were Merely Freshmen".

A number of substantial phone conversations connecting Pittsburgh to New York City.

I can feel your feet touching mine. If you can't dance, there's someone else in line. Sequal to Ruthless.

When Dudley Dursley comes out of the closet, his parents throw him out and everyone else tries to set him up. They ought to ask about his taste in men first.

Morning after end of 202. Brian pov. Request was for cuddly breakfast fic :

A collections of unimportant, everyday moments missed from the fanfic Timely Errors...and how they change the world as we knew it. Warning, leaps through time expected.

Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.

In 1981 Sirius runs for his freedom and ends up as a dog on the doorstep of No. 11 Privet Drive. But that’s only the beginning. What comes next is a desperate hunt for the evidence to give Sirius his life back, and give Harry a home. AU SLASH

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

Due to some irregular and unfortunate circumstances, Remus is left alone with his peppy inner romanticist, who begins to say some interesting things.

While waiting for Shaun to open the door, Zach contemplates what this all really means.

Sometimes the very thing you're looking for is the one thing you can't see." Or: sometimes boys aren't too bright.

“I think they’re gone now.” I whisper. “Brothers! I tell you. “Look after him,” Mum said. So what’s the first thing he does? He tries to hex me into a chicken! I mean, you know what I mean, right?” I shake my head. “No, not at all.” DH compliant S POV

He can go with me anywhere I go, because he goes with everything I own. Oneshot.

Frick. Frick. Double Frick. I hadn't meant for it to happen. And now the truth is clawing up my chest, just like the guilt. As long as I avoid JD "Heya Elliot!" FRICK! "How was last night?" Oh no, guilt's back. "I'msosorryJDbutIgotreallydrunk andIkinda..."

Janto--Contains spoilers for Children of Earth. “Congratulations, Ianto Jones. You made a dent.”

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Arnold sees Helga at a pier, it's sun set and they're both a little lost. Arnold/Helga. But not really.

A new baby is said to bring blessings to a family; however, Teddy isn't feeling very blessed or happy about the situation.

R/S The best punishments teach us something. After Rose's failed attempt to skive class, she and Scorpius learn some rather valuable lessons during a shared midnight detention. Four-shot, already written.

James Sirius Potter lives up to his Marauder name at Hogwarts--follow the adventure of him, his friends and his large Gryffindor family! Starts in 5th year, Canon, Next Generation, Few OC :

As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.

This is just the kind of thing that happens when life decides to punish you.

Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. [Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete]

Hermione comes home from Hogwarts to find a grumpy Ron. Harry/Ron slash.

Songfic. Fleur decides to take matters between Harry and Ron into her own hands. All characters belong to JK Rowling, all lyrics belong to Stephen Schwartz.

Oneshot. Helga, Arnold, and a bag of imported French candy.

But it's a work of fiction, isn't it? Helga? Weren't you the one to tell me that a true writer has to bleed on their paper? --Second and final chapter added.--

The things that happen in Molly's kitchen displease her… greatly. Ron/Harry

5 ficlets written for The ASS Fest over on LJ. A variety of fluff, angst, introspection, boysmex, etc. Beware of the adult contents in the M ones! Two are PG, but the rest aren't, and if you should be staying away from them then you know you are.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

Beauty and the Beast may not cure a broken heart, but a surprise trip to Japan for answers might. MM. Takes place right after Princess on the Brink, pre-PD vol. 9 and 10.

Joey/Chandler slash. “And the headlines will read ‘Man Commits Suicide Because Roommate Cooks Nude’.”

When Arnold is dared to write a fake love note to Helga, things get a bit hectic. More like a lot hectic. Can he stop things from going further than he expected? HxA COMPLETE!

After being tortured into insanity, Alice Longbottom drifts through time, experiencing small blips of sanity when her son, Neville, comes to visit. This is her story.

It's a fleeting, fickle, funny thing; he asks for your hand, you take his ring, but fidelity is never as it seems, from a shallow grave and rosy dreams...

Neville is used to lonely Christmases, but the Christmas of his seventh year is different. Neville/Luna friendship with a hint of Neville/Hannah. For the "Lonely this Christmas" Challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum.

My girlfriend wants to have sex. I think. I mean, yeah, to any guy that would sound really fantastic… but, um, I’m not any guy. And she’s not any girl. Michael’s POV of the Big Fight in PD8!

Wonderful things can happen under the mistletoe

December 2015. Ficlet format. As Christmas draws near the Weasley and Potter children experience laughter, joy, tears, pranks, love, heartbreak and, of course, plenty of family rivalry. *Complete!*

A parody of a stereotypical Hey Arnold episode.

Directly after SITNOP!. Masimo forces Gee to choose between him and Dave, which brings much confusiosity and aggers! GxD I hate Masimo , R&R!

Robin doesn't fall in love with Barney -- except for how she totally does . Barney/Robin, with spoilers through the fourth season, although the most recent plot points play out differently in this story.

This thing between them was growing, snowballing until they were barely who they started out as.

As far as defensive reactions went, The Distraction Reaction was the least effective. The equivalent to throwing the dog a bone when you had a sirloin steak in-hand, any idiot could have told her that it just wasn’t going to work out. Barney/Robin.

The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.

RW/HG. Ron isn’t sure where he and Hermione stand. He isn’t sure of much in fact, but at least he has a plan. Well, sort of. Humorous fluff. One-shot.

Ron finds some memories Harry was sorting through, and finally sees something he should have known all along. Slash, major flangst warning.

This is a story that covers the few days after the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Contains the scenes that I wish had been in the main book. This story is also a prelude to another story I am working on called The Wand of Elder.

Ron and Hermione have an argument on the way home from their honeymoon.

Oneshot. They are Michael, Terry, and Anthony. They are as different as night and day, but they come to love each other all the same. This is how they meet, drink, laugh, and fight together as friends and brothers. 20 drabbles about 3 boys over 7 years.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Craig and John Paul at the SU. They catch up on the last year and discuss what they are to each other. Part two of two now up.

Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

HarryRon Slash. He knows a love potion is a bad idea, he really does. And it's not that he's desperate, exactly. He just can't take it any more.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Harry/Ron. Too short to bother with a summary.

Ron/Harry SLASH - Rated NC-17. George gives Ron a new prototype Wheeze to try with Harry... it has an unexpected side-effect.

HarryRon Slash. Ron sees his life from a different angle.

HarryRon Slash. Ron finds his way to Harry's house on a snowy night.

George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.

The fic about nothing. Complete.

During series one, Phoebe mentioned that Chandler was once bitten by a peacock at the zoo. This is my take on the scene, as Chandler is having a one to one chat with Ross, he makes a new enemy. New Chapter! Meanwhile, Monica and Rachel discuss their lives

The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.

Rose and Al, meet Scorpius.First in the All Is Well series, taking place after the Deathly Hallows epilogue.

Harry's spontaneous, firewhiskyfueled dive into a Pensieve causes him to discover several kisses that he doesn't remember. Reviews gladly welcomed, critics please be specific so I can improve. Spoilers for DH especially. Completed

Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.

Separate vignettes. Join the Marauders, Lily, Tonks and a host of our dearly departed favourites as they stumble through a little thing called Death, which is not all it appears to be. DH Spoilers in later chapters. RR please!

jerry dates a feminist whose purse gets stolen and he doesnt run to get it back. Sparks fly. Don't doubt that you'll be crying with laughter by the end of this!

AU, takes place during DH. An impulsive kiss changes everything, and not just for the trio. In the weeks that follow, Ron comes to realise that even the smallest gestures have their consequences. HarryRon slash, rated for mild sexual references.

Hermione tries to talk herself out of liking a particular idiot boy the way teenage girls have been doing since time immemorial: she makes a For & Against List. All the reasons we love Ron Weasley in handy list form!

How the same old hat met a girl who was resolved to make a change. A canon compliant next generation story featuring Rose, Albus and Scorpius

Ron thinks, Harry questions. Ron gropes, Harry gropes back.

Harry gets a visit from Sirius, James & Lily, who want to know what's been happening since Sirius died.Slightly AU & some DH spoilers. One shot.

In which Ron and Hermione try to get some alone time in a broom cupboard, Harry and Ginny have the exact same idea, and everyone begins to realize the war is finally over. [RHr with a side of HG, DH spoilers abound]

Lupin and Snape talk after the events of Deathly Hallows. Friendship but no slash. Ch. 5 and Ch. 6 are now both up COMPLETE. DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS

Harry talks to Snape about a set of pictures that have been lying in his Aunt Petunia's attic for thirty years. SSLE Post DH

AU. What did Snape think would happen if Voldemort spared the life of the mother in exchange for the son like he first asked? DH, p. 677. Dark oneshot, adult situation, character deaths.

A post DH one shot when Harry returns to the Headmaster's office following the events of DH. Contains DH spoilers.

Neville Longbottom returns to the Headmaster's office to face his fears, and has a chat about Teddy Lupin while he's at it. Post DH

HarryRon Slash. Once again, something Harry can't remember has changed everything. Written before DH, so spoiler free and AU by default.

In a nutshell, parody of the movie 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'. T for language. Full explaination inside. Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!

Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.

Sure, they'd done it before, but hell, it had never been like this. Seven years of unconditional love can build to be something pretty crazy if you let it. And boy had they let it. LJ. fluffy and sexy. taken from my fic: 'More than...'.

Too many times it has taken some kind of tragedy to bring Justin and Brian closer together.

The usually argumentative siblings give each other a bit of advice about their respective romantic troubles...

After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.

Michael’s thoughts during one of the Computer Club meetings…right before he bumps into Mia, all dressed up for her princess lessons, in the first book.

Dr. Bliss receives a new patient. My sequel to the Hey Arnold! Episode Helga On The Couch. This time, it's Arnold's turn to talk! Enjoy!

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

COMPLETE. It’s been done before, but as Mia would say, “whatever”. Go into the computer and mind of Michael Moscovitz and see his thoughts on his life, his parents, his sister, and most importantly, his sister’s best friend.

Helga and Arnold come to terms with their relationship through the years. Not the best story, but I haven't written in a long time, so bear with me.

Twenty years of unanswered questions, what better time for closure than a class reunion?

One Shot. Mia and Michael exchange some harsh words. How will he get her back? Not like it sounds. Intrigued? Read on! R&R!

After Helga's Grandmother dies, Helga and Death have a little heart to heart. But of course, being Helga, there was always going to be a little trouble. A Hallowe'en Story. XCompleteX

Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.

During his first visit to the Burrow, Harry asks Mrs. Weasley something he's been wondering about.

Helga tries to forget about Arnold by becoming involved with the play, Arnold breaks his arm thanks to Eugene playing football. He tries out for the play and sparks fly between the two when Helga must take over as director. Completed

Have you ever wondered how to write the perfect fan fiction? Here it is, laid out for you by Harry and the gang.

Sanity is wearing thin, Alliances have been formed and broken, and then there were strawberries...FINALLY COMPLETED!

Helga, Phoebe, and Sheena run wild their senior year in high school... until Arnold comes back to town looking for Helga. Smootchery and madcapped hijinx abound! rewritten and updated. I live for reviews!

Lila just wants to disappear, Helga's afraid she might, and Arnold's moving away. Misery really does love company. Please read and review

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

A one-piece about Mia finally taking Lilly's advice and becoming assertive.

[Complete] 16 year old Arnold gets stuck helping with Helga's beauty pageant, but as he realizes his true feelings for her, he also realizes Helga doesn't feel the same way. H & A

I’m back with an old plot that (hopefully) has a new twist. After realization clicks, it seems to be too late for Arnold and Helga. Maybe sometimes fate grants second chances to those who are simply meant to be…(One-shot) Please r&r

It's raining and Arnod's waiting.

The shoes had been on sale and the boy and the girl stared at each other longingly...here, where time ceased to exist. One shot Valentine's Day fluff.

ONE SHOT! Set after the events of the Episode Ghost Bride What happens afterwards when Arnold walks Helga home. Arnold and Helga fluff. Enjoy!

Arnold and the gang get ready for prom. ALERT! CHAPTER 13 REPOSTED IN IT"S ENTIRITY! PLEASE READ AGAIN!

Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

"She had tried being the girl Arnold liked, the type of person who she had spent her life in the shadow of, the one some bitter part of herself had always wished to be..." A story about Helga's thoughts directly after the episode "Helga's Masquerade".

"...And on that one rainy day, Helga found the love and hope she had been dreaming of since another rainy day, six years earlier..."

Nonsense and general craziness abounds. Includes: Curly as a teenager, gypsy curses, our favorite couples, some notsofavorite couples, penguins, zoos, and a missing teacher. Chapter 2: The Geeks

Evil villians, secret agents, a dark threat, adventure, true love, sword fights, miracles...wait that's the Princess Bride. But this is pretty good too. Rated PG for suspense. ::COMPLETE!:: See Ice Water for Part 2!

Prom's coming! So what's wrong with Helga and Arnold?

A night of insomnia leads Arnold to a startling revelation about Helga.

Sid explains his relationship with Helga. Complete.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But Helga can't cook. Or can she? Take one cup comedy, add a spoonful of drama, and a dash of romance. Then overheat like Helga's imagination!

Whenever Arnie's around, things in Arnold's world always get a little wierd... but what happens when Arnie comes to visit, post-confession? Arnold finds himself falling for the last person he imagined... along with his cousin. *COMPLETE*

Why does Helga keep helping Grandpa? How much does he know about her secret? And why does he care?

An Arnold/Helga fic. Towards the end of the fourth grade school year, Arnold begins to put two and two together, and discovers feelings he can't explain...or deny. R&R!

Inside the mind of a character often taken for granted, you might find that he has some surprises after all. A story on the nature of love and the forms it can take.

If Arnold kisses Lila & Helga kisses her beefcake boyfriend, & Lila & Beefcake are cheating with each other, does Arnold kiss Helga by proxy? And why does he want to? Rating for mild language...not that that'll stop anyone...

A short fic...Phoebe has to read a poem aloud in class that reminds her very much of Helga and Arnold.

An epic story, with kidnappings, fatal attraction, long-lost relatives, legendary treasures...oh, and a little love between our favorite blondes (no, not Simmons and Nadine...EW). THE END...the epilogue is up!

(hmm... what to say to rope you in...) Eight years in the future, an angsty situation forces Helga to make contact with someone that I'm sure you all can guess...

A continuation to "Shiver, Sigh, But Never Die". Don't worry. ~*~CoSmIc DrEaMeR~*~ gave me permission to post it. I hope you all like this. Please review. And don't read this if you haven't read "Shiver, Sigh, But Never Die" and if you haven't, then I REA

The title's messed up. A single-parter. Helga's love is tested. Is she willing to die for Arnold? Ummm...I was tired when I wrote this. It has a Happy Ending, cross my heart! R&R PLLLLEEEASE!!

Set in the future. Change can bring out the best, or the worst in people. And some things don't change at all. Status: complete.

Helga saves Arnold's life, and over the next few weeks he learns why...

In Jr. High, a class field trip to the beach leads to more than anticipated. Even Mr. Simmons gets into the act. Please R&R

Teenage Helga gets a letter from a long lost friend.

" ... She was still Helga and he was still Arnold: the enemies, the lovers, the eternal paradox..."

A short & sickeningly sweet little piece of fluff that was screaming to be written, I'm not the queen of angst anymore, yaaaay ^_~ enjoy x

This is set the day after Arnold moves out of town. Two certain people's reactions.

There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?

The fourth graders give their responses to a homework assignment.