Name: Jessica

Nickname: Jecca

Surname: Akasuna

Zodiac: Aries

Birthstone: Aquamarine

Age: 18

Birthday: March 30, 1993

Favorite Color(s): red and black

Grade: Senior

Clubs I'm in at school: swim team, AFJROTC, Honors Academy, NHS

Likes: music, Akatsuki fan fiction, guitar, vampires

Dislikes: preps, stupid people

Hair Color: brunette

Sex: Female.

Current Favorite Song: Lollipop - Framing Hanley

Book(s) I'm reading now: Gray's Anatomy

Favorite Books: Speak, Tender, To Kill a Mockingbird, all manga, Sex Murder and a Double Latte, Passion Betrayal and Killer Highlights, Obsession Deceit and Really Dark Chocolate, Lust Loathing and a Little Lip Gloss, I'm the Vampire That's Why, Don't Talk Back to Your Vampire, Wait Till Your Vampire Gets Home, Because Your Vampire Said So, So Much for My Happy Ending, Things Fall Apart, Vampire Kisses, Kissing Coffins, Vampireville, Dance with a Vampire, The Coffin Club, Prom Nights from Hell, Crank, Glass, Sex and the Single Vampire, Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, The Glass Castle

Most hated book: The Old Man and the Sea

Pets: 2 dogs and 1 sister (Dogs' names: Scrappy and Matilda)

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

Best Friends vs. Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: comes and visits you in jail
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home
Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their
online buddies

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile. (Surprising how many times I accomplish that one...)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this to your profile.

DeiSaku must become the next big thing! If you like this pairing, copy this onto your profile pweeze :3

If you think Deidara's smexy, copy this to your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile.

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

DeiDei-kunsgirl!