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Joined 02-06-07, id: 1215063, Profile Updated: 06-03-13
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Left 4 Dead.

A little about myself: I am 22, female, American, have a job (part-time, retail, ew) and am going to college (also part-time, Liberal Studies, no idea what my ultimate goal is yet). I hope to be a published author someday.

It's been awhile since I've updated this. I've sort of drifted away from Harry Potter and fanfiction/writing in general lately. I am going to try and get back into it. I miss it. Part of me says "It's just because I've been so busy," but there's a lot of emotional problems getting in the way too. Every so often I get a new review, or a new favorite/follow, and I feel that pang of guilt that tells me to go back and finish FMD. I still plan to.


My joint Account with a friend: read our Harry Potter parody!


A bit about my upcoming stories: (NOTE: I am terrible at finishing things. I will try to get some of these online soon, but some of them may never make it. Anything that does get posted, I absolutely will finish though, no matter how long it takes.)

Upcoming Fic:

In The Mind's Eye (Category: Harry Potter // Drama/Mystery/Romance): For years, she’d had dreams of a mysterious castle and haunting green eyes. When a forgotten friend reenters her life and turns her world on its ear, Hermione finds herself fighting a conspiracy that she knows nothing about. What she does know is that Harry needs her, and for the moment, that’s all that matters.

Unnamed (Category: Left 4 Dead // Action/Adventure/Suspense): From beginning to end, the story of Nick, Rochelle, Ellis, and Coach, as they battle their way toward New Orleans and, hopefully, rescue.

Ongoing Fic:

Fair Maiden's Dream (Category: Harry Potter // Romance/Mystery/Humor/Adventure): The Daydream Charm has worn off and all affected parties have returned to normal... or have they? Hermione and Draco aren't so sure. Sequel to "The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger."

(Chapter 14 has not been looked at in a long time.)


Pairings:

Harry Potter:

My absolute favorite pairing is Hermione and Draco but I also enjoy:

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Pansy

Ron/Luna

Ron/Pansy

Ginny/Neville

Neville/Pansy

Blaise/Pansy

Theodore/Pansy

I am indifferent to most others, but I tend to dislike the following:

Any kind of incest/"Twincest"

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavender

Harry/Cho

Left 4 Dead:

New to the fandom, but Rochelle/Nick has to be my favorite here. Otherwise I'm pretty open as long as it's well written—though I do NOT understand the apparent fascination people have with Nick/Ellis


If you read through all of that and want to talk to me for whatever reason, you can find me at Lildaani@ or on Steam. No stalkers, please. I'd be happy to just chat with you about my stories or writing in general!


One last thing: If you or someone you know does any fan-art based on or inspired by my fictions, I will love you forever if you show it to me. Seriously. Even if you think it's not any good— send me a link!


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Annoying a Madman by Kikeri Ki reviews
Ever wonder what goes on in Death Eater territory? You're not missing anything. However, this job isn't so bad when you go out of your way to provide entertainment...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Voldemort
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts III: Chaos Is Served by Heptagon reviews
It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 302,291 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
I've Just Seen a Face by Dance in the Moonlight reviews
Eight very different people wake up from a very similar dream. Pieces begin to fall into place, faces are found familiar. Our favourite survivors set out on a curious journey to find one another, and one question rings in the air- what does it all mean?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,620 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 2,795 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bring Me To Life by floorcoaster reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways To Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Harry Potter by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Hex Malfoy's Potter Stinks badges so they say Potter Stinks in Bed, and 49 other ways to bring upon your own early demise. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Are You Lonesome Tonight? by Marmalade Fever reviews
Hermione doesn't know how to feel when she goes off to University, nor does she know how Draco Malfoy feels when they end up with six classes together, with no Ron in sight. DMHG One-Shot Post DH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunken Revelations by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Late night ramblings of a drunken redhead. Written at two in the morning by a sleepy blonde. The trolls will save us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
General Feelings: Old, Very by Marmalade Fever reviews
Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dangerous by Rorania reviews
Post HBP. Not DHcompatible. Draco's on the run. They've found him, but it's not the Death Eaters this time. And what is going on with Hermione? Dramione. Slight HHr, nothing major more friendship stuff. Rated for violence, language, & situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,805 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ways to Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Draco Malfoy by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Ask him advice on what to do when your tattoo gets infected. In front of McGonagall. If you survive that, there's 49 other suggestions! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts: The Musical by bloodyhell92 reviews
When Malfoy and Hermione argue one time too many, all hell breaks loose upon the houses of Hogwarts. A surge of magic is created and causes students and staff alike to randomly burst into song! Hogwarts will never be the same again. DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,070 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Leather and Libraries by MyPhoenixLament reviews
100 Draco x Hermione drabbles written for drabbles100 on LJ. Whatever your favorite genre, you're certain to find it here! Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,266 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Years by BlueIrishEyes reviews
[Completed] After Hogwarts, Hermione becomes an attorney and is courtappointed to Draco Malfoy's case. Everyone knows he's guilty, but as Hermione puzzles over his past, she discovers that there may still be something left in him worth saving.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,189 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Masquerade by amakasu toko reviews
Harry and Draco aren't Veelas, Vampires, or anything of that sort. They are something far grander, something that could affect the entire wizarding world...but too bad coming out isn't as easy as killing Voldemort. !Creature!Bond!Dark HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 120,853 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Yule Ball. All Hermione wanted was to dance at the Ball, a nice slow dance in the arms of someone who cared. But all she got was a foreign blockhead and both her friends being furious at her. Will she get her wish?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Magic Is by Argosy reviews
After Dumbledore’s death, Draco Malfoy vanished completely. Ten years later he may have reemerged as a robber of Muggle banks. Can a bushy haired gal from Magical Law Enforcement find happiness in the arms of a gray eyed Master Criminal? DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Memory by floorcoaster reviews
It's been three years... Three years, and something is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Escape the World by triquetraperson reviews
The war in the wizarding world is over yet two of the survivors find that they cannot stay in a world where people want them to be something that they are not so they escape but temptations to go back might just prove too much...DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Iris by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Draco has suffered the loss of his first love, and has cut off all ties with the wizarding world. Hermione's husband is out to kill her. How does a chance meeting bring these enemies together? More importantly, how does their story end? DMHG, CBMTD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 135,023 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Necessities of Winter by floorcoaster reviews
Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Enchanted Forest by floorcoaster reviews
Sequel to Pumpkin Patch. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and now Draco continue to run from Death Eaters. The night before Christmas, they encounter an enchanted forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Which I Came by sinverguenza reviews
When Hermione is captured while attempting to steal a Horcrux from Malfoy Mansion, she ends up with something else entirely. Post HBP. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Speak by mintaminta reviews
Harry's finally lost it and managed to bring his school nemesis down with him. But when Harry & Draco are forced to embark on their altered lives together they both reveal the dark sides in them that have rarely been brought to light. Slash, STRONG M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Short Stick by floorcoaster reviews
When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paris at Midnight by floorcoaster reviews
Draco asks Hermione to meet him atop the Eiffel Tower at midnight on New Year's Eve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways In Which Hermione Granger Could Have Ended Up by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rendezvous at The Paradise Lost by Angeepang reviews
[Post HBP Complete] Hermione met Draco in a Muggle pub one night and for some reason she keeps on going back. Now the Death Eaters have found him and she is his only hope. And what about Ron and Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,936 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pumpkin Patch by floorcoaster reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the run from Death Eaters when they stumble across a decrepit house with a pumpkin patch in the backyard. Only, there's something magical about the pumpkins... DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Afterglow by Cori.A.Carmins reviews
It's been gour year since that horrible night Hermione will never forget. But what about Draco? Is he still alive? Has Hermione moved on? What about everyone else? Sequel to Don't Say A Word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,644 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
People Watching by floorcoaster reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos by Heptagon reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Hogwarts Style by Sirenfox reviews
DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6594 - Favs: 5,693 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Say A Word by Cori.A.Carmins reviews
Since the downfall of Voldemort the world has changed. The Death Eater's have risen and muggleborns are now slaves. After a year on the run Hermione is caught and sold to the Malfoy's. How will she handle it? Is their any hope of change? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,594 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
She by cinderella200 reviews
Sometimes, standing on the sidelines can be more painful than playing the sport. Pansy observes. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Security by IceHeart161 reviews
Being a spy isn't easy. Neither is working with your biggest enemy. Doing both at the same time is nearly impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,330 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her One Desire by Marmalade Fever reviews
On Hermione's 100th birthday, she looks into a mirror of Erised and finds her one desire is to be in love with Draco Malfoy. DMHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 6,223 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Piece of Normalcy by yesterdayschild4 reviews
A couple of years into their relationship, Draco Malfoy contemplates fatherhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Dudley D., Hermione G. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 278 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Songs of the Heart by kitkatfox reviews
Who knew that two Greek Gods, a self defense class, and the death of Lucius Malfoy could bring two bitter enemies together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,234 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3060 - Favs: 5,704 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Intermediate Guide to Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
Taking your enemy matchmaking to the next level. We hope to steer you in the right direction in your PostHBP stories, whether you are taking note of the book or not. [Parody]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pretenders by DizzyDawn007 reviews
Have you ever pretended? For your whole life? Would you be able to keep it up? What will happen when two Pretenders start talking? Nobody really knows, cause nobody really knows them. Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,220 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Delusion by burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways to Eat Chocolate by wingless87 reviews
What happens when you just have to have that something in your hands? What would you do if someone got in your way? Nothing could stop Draco from getting one of life's greatest pleasure - Chocolate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kneazles, Anyone? by Aria327 reviews
DMHG. Draco and Hermione are paired up for a school project. Sparks fly and gauntlets are thrown. But who will have the last word? Please RR! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,937 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At Death´s Door by Nemati reviews
Harry’s dying, over and over and over again, in the most horrific, weird, nauseating, humorous, gruesome and angsty ways that my twisted mind can come up with. Enjoy! :::Evil Grin::: Separate warnings and ratings. KILLER EASTER EGGS! is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Harry P.
This One's for the Girls by Cinammon reviews
COMPLETE & Epilogue! The Girls of No. 12 Grimmauld Place finally release some tension. Molly, Tonks, Ginny, Luna, Hermione and... Narcissa Malfoy(?) the way you've never seen them before. One-shot, turned monster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The CurseBreaker by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: My answer to the dhrvalentine Challenge. 15 years after the Phoenix War, will a curse cast by a dying Lucius Malfoy ever be lifted?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Darkness and Light by cyropi reviews
Love lasts forever – or so they thought. Months have passed, months in which Draco and Hermione’s relationship has deepened. But Lucius has been planning… and he could destroy their love forever. The sequel to Fire and Ice. (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,926 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Mourning reviews
Zoey fights to stay strong in the face of the loss of her mentor, her friend, the embodiment of her team's invincibility. Picks up from the end of The Sacrfice and includes The Passing. Slight ZxF.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Dawning Traditions reviews
It was tradition for Hermione to watch the sun rise on New Year’s day with her parents. Sometimes traditions die, and sometimes they just change. This year she was in for a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherin Moments reviews
A collection of one-shots, all to revolve around Slytherin characters. Updated as inspiration strikes. First story: Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa as young girls. Rating and other settings may change later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Fair Maiden's Dream reviews
The Daydream Charm has worn off and all affected parties have returned to normal... or have they? Hermione and Draco aren't so sure. Sequel to "The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Monster reviews
Memories fill my mind like water, heavy, suffocating. I can’t breathe. Hazy, wavering, darting through my mind like a goldfish through shallows. Eye-catching. I remember it all.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Witch - Complete
Chocolate Curls and Coffee Steam reviews
--one shot-- -AU- A sense of déjà vu dogged his quickening footsteps, the wooden planks creaked beneath his weight, his heart quickened and his palms sweated; but he still had no idea why he was drawn to this mystery woman...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger reviews
Fred Weasley forced one of his Patented Daydream Charms on her, so she's decided to use it. She just wasn't expecting swashbuckling pirates and Draco Malfoy... Sequel up! Titled "Fair Maiden's Dream"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Miracle reviews
[Two Shot][Non HBP DH compatible][HGDM] Draco contemplates ending his life when he's interrupted by everyone's favorite Gryffindor female. Updated! Added a chapter to explain what was going through Hermione's mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete