"Assisted? I'm pretty sure I saved your life." "I had the situation perfec- Are you trying to make me reconsider letting you go?" It was supposed to be a one time thing. Arthur let the sorcerer run off with his life in return for him saving Arthur's. He had never expected to see the boy again, especially not only two days later in Gaius's chambers.

Izuku was never Quirkless. Sometimes, Quirks hide until they are triggered. Izuku died and came back. He gazed into the abyss and it followed him home. Everything he thought he knew about the world is about to change because there are monsters lurking in the dark below. Izuku wonders if he is one of them. [Latest version crossposted to Ao3.] [Complete]

Izuku was so excited when he manifested his Quirk. Being able to combine with objects to make himself stronger? So cool! However, what he didn't expect, what no one expected, was what happened if he used his Quirk on people... (Or, What if Izuku's Quirk was the Fusion Ability from Dragonball Z/Steven Universe?)

AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.

Who knew some dimensions had actual child labour laws? In which Kakashi is reborn, the Hero Commission doesn't put all their eggs in one Hawks shaped basket and Shouta isn't getting paid enough to deal with this shit. Otherwise known as Kakashi in 1A.

Five times Peter introduced himself to someone at Avengers Compound, and one time a visitor already knew exactly who he was. (Prequel to Curbside Pick-up - can be read in either order)(Edit: now also a 10 2 story; apparently I made these shenanigans too popular for my own good!)

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

This is a self-indulgent fic in which Izuku has a slightly OP regeneration quirk and heals everyone and is friends with his kacchan and makes everyone's lives complete with his smiles and BAMFness.

The Doctor and Jack have found themselves to be 11. Unfortunately, there is no easy fix, so the Doctor decides they should attend Hogwarts until they can find a way to return to their proper ages. Here, they make friends, confuse professors, and desperately try to avoid disturbing fixed points in time. Updates on a monthly basis.

Midoriya is a kind boy able to turn into a mass of tentacles and teeth. Whether this is his quirk or if he is an eldritch abomination from beyond space is debatable. Despite being a nightmare made flesh he has the drive to be a hero. Even if his classmates are trying to banish him to the outer realms, or worship him as a god.

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.

What if Aizawa decided to honour his reputation in expelling those that he found unright for the heroics course? Let's just say that Izuku would have a very different time at U.A.

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

Part of the Muses Library series. The unfortunate thing of genes, is when your inherited appearance, backfires you and cause you way more trouble and unnecessary incidents more than it's worth. "Mom, why do I have to be born cute?" (Inspired by "Terlalu Tampan" webtoon". Cracky and not meant to be taken seriously. Mostly non-chronological drabbles and Unreliable narrator ahoy)

In which Alya want's answers, Marinette has no idea how to explain, and Adrien is not helping.

If someone believed enough, it would come true. Magic needed belief to come true, and what was prayer, what was faith but belief? Of course Harry Woke Up.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Challenge! Leo attempts to take his life. It seems the fates have other plans for the little boy with a lion namesake

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

In which Class 1-A gets stuck in a continuous time-loop, gets too bored of it, and decides to abuse that power. Crackfic.

Izuku was just getting tired of being reborn over and over again when he finds out his new body is no longer his own. Possessing the [Gamer] Quirk, watch as a smiling Izuku curses his way through life (now reborn in Bakugou Katsuki's body) together with Katsuki (who's trying not to murder Izuku who took over his body). Gamer!Izuku. Gamer!Katsuki

[One-Shot] Bakugou had always been a smart kid. He understood the inner workings of the universe. That was how he knew someone like him could never be the main character. Crack.

Izuku Midoriya is lost. He has been lost for countless years, drifting in the void. After all this time, he finally wakes up back in the real world. Only to find it is nothing like he remembered. How much time has passed? And why is everyone looking at him funny?

After 4 years of being labeled as quirkless, Izuku wakes up one morning with an amazing quirk. That spider from the previous day probably had nothing to do with it. After all, getting a quirk from being bitten by some creature is so much less likely than spontaneously getting one at all, that's completely unrelated to either of his parents' quirks. Hence, life simply moved on.

In which Petunia Dursley gets the help she needed for Harry, or 'Moony, we're moving in together' AU, years 1 - 8.

Izuku wasn't Quirkless when he received One For All. Of course, it's just typical he didn't find out until Yuuei. It helps that everyone likes his singing voice but less helpful when Bakugou calls him Rapunzel a la Tangled. Slight AU where Izuku can heal others if he hums or sings to them. Oh, and everyone thinks he's the most precious thing ever, as if they hadn't already. OOC.

Five times an Avenger or two picked Peter Parker up from school, and one time they ALL showed up. (Edit: due to overwhelming support, this is now a doubled story - ten times an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride, and twice that they all came to his school. Poor kid.)

Edward Elric would never become a teacher– never mind teach at a school for magic of all things. So how did he end up at Hogwarts? With a pair of mischievous twins, a murderer on the loose, and an alchemy class to teach, will the Fullmetal Alchemist be able to survive his year at Hogwarts?

A string of aggressive messages from a wrong number turns into Nathaniel befriending a mysterious girl with a colourful vocabulary. Along with their terrible nicknames and inside jokes, he shares more than his art with her. AU.

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

Midoriya Izuku is a very warm person. Not his personality (though that's also true). It's his quirk. His quirk is that he's warm. (Quirk meta/Quirk-Obsessed Izuku AU)

Based on a prompt sent to me on tumblr: Could you write an avengers finally knowing who spider man is and going to meet him as Peter Parker but unfortunately on that very day Peter starts to develop his spidey sense and it's reacting to everything and anything because it's still new and developing, making for an interesting meeting.

The Heroics Department has moved into the Yuuei dorm rooms, and Principal Nedzu realizes that some rules should probably be put in place – for the teachers, the students, and anyone else who happens to get involved.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Hundreds of years after the rest of Guardians are dead and gone, Peter Quill remains. He decides to give being a planet a try.

Percy Jackson saved the world. But the price was much steeper than he was willing to pay. To separate his life from the bitter memories of his past, Percy is sent to London to live with a distant cousin in hopes of a nice easy mortal life. He should have known the Fates weren't done with him yet. Rated M for a reason. Possible mature content... TBD

A MHA-AU and Marvel pseudo-crossover. After being bitten by a, quote-unquote, "radioactive spider" (which happened to be the size of a car, thank you for asking), the Quirkless Midoriya Izuku awakens to find himself with powers he could previously only have dreamed of. However, what's that old saying again about "With Great Power..."?

A series of one-shots that basically amounts to me slapping a new Quirk onto poor Deku. Quirks shown here are free to use.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Wee-Chester story: Dean's sick, John's sleeping - guess who's watching Sammy? NOW COMPLETE.

The Voltron team is learning how to get along with each other in the Castle of Lions, but Allura can't figure out why a certain paladin won't stop flirting with her. She doesn't mean to snap at him, but Lance stopping his flirtatious behavior affects the whole team.

The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?

Hawk Moth tries to akumatize Marinette, who is having none of it. He wanted a henchperson, but wound up w/ a friend. Marinette wins the villain over with sarcasm and sci-fi movie nights and finds out that he's not as scary as he seems. Oneshot. No warnings. Not shipping. I'm well aware that this is crack so what? Cover art is a manip by Aramıza Katılmalısın, who has an ML fan blog.

In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.

Marinette been down on her luck, waiting for the day karma would give her something good, something that would make her life better! She wasn't expecting karma to give her a box, a box with seven little gods in it.

Team Seven gets bored waiting for Kakashi Sensei to turn up. In an effort to ditch his annoying team mates, Sasuke suggests splitting up to look for him. Sakura finds their sensei quite promptly. Sasuke finds a bowl of soup, and Naruto... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.

Lance is having a bad day. Stress, nightmares, the endless pressure... It adds up. But what if he falls, and no one catches him?

"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.

The Elric brothers might have worn Hohenheim's appearance, but they inherited Trisha's heart. Or: Ed and Al favor their Ishvalan heritage over their Amestrian, because they have always been– and will always be –their mother's sons. Ishvalan AU.

Adrien hadn't planned on kissing Marinette. He certainly hadn't planned on doing it more than once. He DEFINITELY didn't plan on doing it repeatedly while hiding behind the comfortable anonymity of his alter ego. But some habits are very hard to break, especially when the more times you do something, the less you want to stop.

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

When group project partners are assigned while both Adrien and Marinette are missing, they get paired together. Their project is about cheese, and of course Adrien can't stop spouting paw-sitively claw-ful cheesy jokes. Oneshot.

Everyone knows Barry Allen, but sometimes they don't see him all that well. Personally, I feel like Barry spends a lot of time getting beat up on physically and emotionally and he deserves to stand up for himself and kick butt a bit more often. This is what happens when people take a closer look and boy are they surprised.

Harry Potter has a particular set of skills…one of them is NOT killing the stupid people that make it their life's goal to annoy him. And they are really, REALLY stupid. The Wizarding World may regret giving him his Hogwarts letter. First Year re-do. Beware of Smart!Harry Jerkoff!Harry

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

Bill had been bugging Dipper and Mabel for a while, so he'd become an integral part in their lives. When he gets a "guest" at the Mystery Shack, the isosceles jerk may be in too deep himself.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Pre-Series, Stanford-era – So what if the guns didn't get cleaned tonight and the research didn't happen? Dean was watching his kid brother on Jeopardy...which meant everything else could wait.

"Sometimes life is tough, buddy," Annie says, patting his shoulder. "But at least you have a hot brother-boyfriend." / Apparently the whole school thinks Dean is Sam's boyfriend, not his brother. Sam finds this much less amusing than Dean does. Semi- outsider POV. (Not Wincest)

King Uther is suspicious of Sir Leon's continued survival so has charged him with sorcery. Can Gaius find the true cause of the Knight's immortality or will Sir Leon be fated for the chopping block. A sort-of-but-not-quite sequel to Why Camelot couldn't keep a blacksmith, but can stand alone. One-Shot.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

When you were trained as an assassin at a tender young age, those skills tend to follow you for life. It was easy to kill a fly in midair with a butter knife without looking, imagine fifty seven ways to kill a man or pick a lock. So breaking out a terrorists' jail is as easy as pie for Tony. It's fun to mess with his teammates too. "So why are you naked?" R&R

Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Severus and Lily made up before the Potters died.Positive that Harry is being pampered more then his Godson Draco Malfoy, Severus doesnt look into it.But something Dumbledore says at an Order meeting gets to Severus...he just has to be sure he's not right

Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Sirius is Harry's dad. But there is a completely reasonable and logical explantion including how Harry's mother didn't cheat, Lily isn't his mom but actually is, and Dumbledore is quite senile. Crack Fic. Humor. I Do Not Own Harry Potter.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.

Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

A couple of locals stumble upon Sam and Dean, who are flu-ravaged, delirious and trying to hunt a ghost. Fever, cough, sneezing, and nonsensical banter ensue. Also, Sam on crutches. Sick!boys, hurt!Sam.

Pre-Season. Dean was hurt because Sam had been careless, and now Sam had to get on with what needed to be done. Now was not the time to give in to his own minor aches and pains.

Waitress Alice couldn't help but be amused by the antics of young Sam and his father.

AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon was a liiiiiiittle bit delayed in getting around to his psychic kids.

AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon decides to get its chosen children started on their path early.

Sam Winchester is the Antichrist. Except he’s kind of bad at it.

John is called in rather urgently for a meeting at Dean's school by his concerned teacher...

Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE

ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

“I’ve been looking up to you since I was four, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother.” What does Sammy really think about his big brother? wee!chester with mid season 3 tag

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

He'd thought older brothers were supposed to be the protective ones. Outsider POV.

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.

And nary a Wednesday in sight. A "Mystery Spot" fic.

At first glance, he looked like a thousand others who'd stopped in the diner over the years. Outsider POV.

After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!

Baby Sam vs John. Let the battle commence.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Dean gets an idea of how to get a motel room without looking like two brothers on the run. Set immediately after Nightshift, but no spoilers. Now with a second chapter by request.

Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.

Dean and Sam find themselves in a... sticky situation.

I just wanted a grown Sam and Dean to be bratty to John one night while all three were stuck in a motel room.

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

Sam won't forget his sixteenth birthday in a hurry...

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

A man and his son out on a simple shopping trip. What's wrong with this picture?

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.