Hey, everyone. I'm a practically broke college student (aren't we all?) currently majoring in Anthropology. I love to write as much as I can, which unfortunately is not often enough. -sigh- I've been watching NCIS since JAG (so I'm very well acquainted with all the characters) and recently became a fan of Bones (Yay for anthropologists!). I also love the new show Castle (Nathan Fillion is awesome).

NCIS:
In the Zone: This one came up while I was watching the season 5 episode of the same name, and wondering how the hell DiNozzo went to Baghdad and came out unscathed. So I took the plot line and ran away with it. My first NCIS fic. Doesn't really have a case storyline... COMPLETED.
Hypothetically (oneshot): Someone gave me the idea for this. I don't remember who exactly, but a scene of Tony and Ziva dancing together got stuck in my head somehow.
Broken (oneshot): I felt the need to write something depressing to act as a foil to my usual happy-ending fluffiness.
Ten Scenes (oneshot): The 10-song iPod shuffle challenge. Pretty silly and kinda lame. It's hard for me to come up with anything in 3 minutes anyway... :D
Tears (oneshot): A little insight into what I thought Tony might be thinking at the end of the episode Dagger, seeing Ziva near tears.
Rain (oneshot): I had this weird little daydream thing about Tony and Ziva kissing in the rain, partly inspired by the trailer to the movie Australia (which was a totally freaking amazing movie, by the way). And thus this random little thing came into existence.
Soulmates: Okay. This was originally a oneshot deal, a little bit of Tony ranting after Ziva's "You could have called" quote in Agent Afloat. But then after some very convincing persuasion, I managed to turn it into a full-blown chapter story. Basically so far it's about Tony realizing his feelings for Ziva, and what he does about them...and then there's the major fact that terrorists are after them. I'm thinking it's going to be a crazy, convoluted and twisted type of case fic. IN PROGRESS.
The Proposal (oneshot): This has got to be my favorite out of all the stuff I've written. I mean, it just turned out so well! I love it. So there's not much else to say about this one that wouldn't give away anything. :D It came to be as another one of those random Tony/Ziva scenes that create themselves in my head. Just more evidence that I might be obsessed. Just a little. It's kinda fluffy, kinda not, and is my first real attempt at trying to be clever. I hope it worked out.
The Baby (oneshot): Tony is left to watch a witness named Sam for an afternoon. And Sam happens to be an infant. It's a bit wisecracky (technical term), with a tiny bit of mature Tony introspection, a Tony-Gibbs father/son moment, and, of course, a huge bit of immature-Tony verbal foot-in-mouth instances. Not really any Tony-Ziva romanticalness, but there could be a moment in there if you squint hard enough.
Because It's Christmas (oneshot): This came out after watching Love Actually with a friend. I was also listening to the instrumental part of The Lion King soundtrack (it's so epic that I've got it on my iPod and I'm like, nearly finished with college...not too old for Disney movies! :D) which is very inspirational. So yeah. I also really love writing from Tony's point of view. He and I are very similar. And I also had the urge to write some fluff. There's nothing wrong with some fluff now and then. It's healthy.

Narnia:
Lifeline (oneshot): I was intrigued with the Susan/Caspian romantic plotline in the Prince Caspian movie, and came up with this story, trying to make it work and still stay faithful to the books. I'm happy with the results and I think it's one of my favorites that I've written.

Bones:
The Secret in the Agent (oneshot): I was in the mood for something fluffy when I wrote this. It basically stemmed from an interview I read by Emily Deschanel on how her character Dr. Temperance Brennan was massively unpredictable.

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Favorite quotes from NCIS:

Tony: "I've been working on my six-pack. You know, abs."
Ziva: "You and Abby have been drinking?"
Tony: "No, abdominals. No more beer gut for me. I've been training hard core, hitting the core hard. Carved. Hard as wood."
McGee: "To match your head."
Tony (to McGee): "You know, I think you're afraid that if you hit me as hard as you could I'd think I was being tickled with a feather."
Ziva: "I will take a swing at your six-pack."
Tony: "Oh. Well, it''s more like a four-pack and then there's sort of this long stubborn one...Never mind. Do it."
McGee: "As hard as she can?"
Tony (to McGee): "As hard as you can."
McGee: "You know that's how Houdini died."
Tony: "Ziva, did you kill Houdini?"
Ziva: "It is possible. I do not remember all their names."

Gibbs: "Any more food fights in here and I'm joining in. With peas."
Kate: "Frozen peas?"
Gibbs: "Nope. In a can."

Kate sneezes.
Gibbs: "What's wrong with you?"
Kate: "Oh, it's just a cold. Don't worry...I will sneeze into my tissues."
Tony: "I have allergies"
Gibbs: "Never had allergies. Never had a cold."
Kate: "You don't get colds?"
Gibbs: "Nope. Never had the flu either."
Kate: (whispers to DiNozzo) "Why do I believe him?"
Tony: "If you were a bug, would you attack Gibbs?"
McGee: "I get colds all the time."
Tony: " 'Course you do, Probie."

Ziva: "A suicide bomber who commits suicide before his bombing? I mean that doesn't make any sense!"
Tony: "No. It doesn't. But it does raise an interesting point. Imagine, if you will ladies, an assisted suicide of a suicide bomber who suicided before his suicide bombing. It's kinda like 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wo-"
(Gibbs appears and slaps Tony in the back of the head)
Gibbs: DiNozzo! What the hell is wrong with you?"

Tony (In response to the guard asking how many trucks they had): "Well you have already met Widow Woman and Spider Mike here, Rubber Ducky makes it a great big convoy. (to Palmer) Park it right there Love Machine! (back to the guard) We are going to be rocking through the night here, Smokey."
Gibbs: "DiNozzo, I'd rather not."
Tony: "East bound and down Snowman, Bandit out."

Ziva: "If you're done I suggest we start with cause of death. Radiation poisoning."
Tony: "Drowning."
McGee: "Killer nun."
Tony: "Wow. Maybe we should try location."
Ziva: "Some kind of bombing range."
Tony: "Anchorage, Alaska."
McGee: "Convent."
Tony: "Is that where they kept the killer nuns?"

McGee: "Room service. Hi. This is the homeless guy staying illegally in room 607...yes, the room checked out for maintenance...I would like to order some breakfast."

McGee: "Well, Tony I think it's time you got back on that horse."
Ziva: "Are you getting a pony?"
Tony: "It's an adage."
Ziva: "I'm not familiar with that breed."
Tony: Yeah, well they're quite rare. It's sort of a cross between a pegasus and a unicorn."