Well, let's see... What can be said about me?... Well, I have been writing stories for about 8 years now. I only stared writing fanfics last year, however. I play a fair amount of video games. I love anime. Anime is what inspired me to start writing. My current favorite anime is Cromartie high school. I used to write on . Anyone on this site who used to write on there would know me as Eiji Moriyuki. In case you wanted to read some of my original work, (I bet you don't, but whatever.) I'm on fictionpress.com. I write under the penname Kisai Ehrlange. And also on under the name Nova-san. And by the way, Hi, Shannon! (Waves)

This is the link to my fictionpress account.

http://www.fictionpress.info/~kisaiehrlange

And this is the link to my myspace profile. Yes, I have a myspace profile. Mainly the product of boredom...

http:///eijimoriyuki

Whatever...

NOTE: Live Chat has been removed.(NOOOOOOOOOOO!) (Shakes fist to sky) DAMN YOU TO HELL! Well either way, to find it, go here...

http:///viewuser.php?uid=13519

Told you it's a plot by the man...

Birthday: March 5 (Pisces, baby! We rule everything! Yeah!)

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Favorite food: Calzone ( It's awesome!)

Nicknames: Mr. Shaleileigh, King Ecchi (Given by Libel Slander), Immortal ostritch killer, Vitanova the halo blade, Wunderkind samurai, Eringa Eiji, King of BOB, Badassmutha 4000, The god of DESTRUYE, Jiro Masamune, Big Papa Smurf (Don't ask), Lies-a-lot Truthteller, Yooza Hobagg, Vitanova Kisai, Vitanova the penguin chaser (Given by Valance), Vitanova the ostrich killer (Also given by Valance) Eiji da Massa, Gim-mi Kashnau, The scheming artisan, Kegmeister Nova, Time traveling eringa, Eiji the dragon slayer (Most of these are self given. once a birthday, Ah reckon...)

Mottos: -Never say Britannia!
-Shoot them all, let the FBI sort them out.
-Laser! What the FUCK?
-Ostrich, mmm...
-Money talks, bullshit walks.
-Don't love me, I'll just hurt you...
-Press as many buttons as you want, but don't touch the lever.
-The price of failure is death. If you love life, succeed.

Here are some of my fave quotes from anime, video games, music, etc.:

"What do you value most? Would you give me the pleasure of taking it from you?" - Sephiroth (Final Fantasy: Advent children)

"Ukulele no good..." - Haruhata Haruko (Fooly Cooly)

"No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I will kill you." - Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

"It's sad to say, but humans have their limitations. Oh, they try to build up their bodies, raise their consciousness, but they can only go so far. You are experiencing a personal understanding of that right now. I, however, have transcended humanity. I, Laocorn, have, become, a GOD!" - Laocorn Gaudimous (Fatal Fury: the motion picture)

"Hmph, you suck." - Croix Raoul (La Pucelle: Tactics)

"I'm a pacifist when I pass a fist like black activists to crack your lips." - Ras Kass

"They were killed by Sin, killed by my father... Damn you, Jecht." - Tidus (Final Fantasy X)

"If sorry solved everything, there'd be no need for the cops." - Joe Higashi (Fatal Fury)

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks AND blows." Bart Simpson (The simpsons)

"Never again will I know you that way." - Chevelle

"Mojito. I don't think it's a gay drink. Mo-JI-to..." - Brian (Family Guy)

"Thanks, Konami, for taking a dump on my given name." Adam Sessler (X-Play)

"Heheh, that's gay." - Two kids from South Park. I can't remember their names.

"Yeah. I'm a real bad boy, Donna. My big teenage rebellion is to get a job. Oh look out, he's got insurance." - Eric Forman (That 70's show)

"Empire Rats! You shall feed the ravens!" - Caim (Drakengard)

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps, in this petty pace, from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!" - King Macbeth (Macbeth)

"Pinky up, Spongebob! Pinky up!" - Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Your right hand comes off?" - Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)

"Thanks... You still piss me off, though." - Dante (Devil May Cry 3)

"I know I mustn't eat thee, but, (eats waffle) Mmm, sacrilicious..." Homer J. Simpson (The Simpsons)

"The floors real shiny, and I see your heinie." - Hyde (That 70's show)

"Yeah... Take that, take that." - P. Diddy

"The insects and the creatures tell riddles of dim-witted humans." - Warcloud

"I don't like the looks of this little hamlet, SO BURN IT!" - Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)

"My puppet threads weave a web of despair." - Bebedora (Arc the lad: Twilight of the spirits)

"Quit your bellyaching and fly, Dammit!" - Ryudo (Grandia II)

"That song's stuck in my head and I can't get it out. So I'm gonna blow it out, with a bullet." - Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger force)

"Next time I'll shoot ya in the one that wink and not the one that stink." - Old dude with a shotgun (Friday after next.)

"Why am I so GREAT?" Lion Rafale (Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution)

"You shall die while cursing your own human weakness." - Laocorn Gaudimous (Fatal Fury: the motion picture)

"Gotcha, bitch!" - Dave Chapelle (From "killing them softly")

"Don't be hatin'..." - B-Rad (Malibu's Most Wanted)

"Hold the hand of your best friend, look into their eyes, then watch them drift away." - Mudvayne

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotchy, scotch." - Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)

"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you." - Richter Belmont (Castlevania)

"What I've been trying to tell you is that one of us is going to DIE tomorrow!"- Gene Starwind (Outlaw Star)

"Ah, the ugly virgin again!" - Iron monkey (Iron monkey)

"Oro?" - Kenshin Himura (Rurouni Kenshin)

"Burn!" - Kelso (That 70's show)

"I learned that being a sellout is sweet because you make a lot of money. And when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor ass losers like you guys. So screw you guys, I'ma going home." - Cartman (South Park)

"Bring yo ass!"- Marlon Wayans (From an episode of The Wayans Bros.)

"I had the most wonderful dream in which I died." - Apu Nahasapeemapentalan (The Simpsons)

"Pirates of old, lend me your power!" - Vyse (Skies of Arcadia)

"Don't mess with me!" - Fayt Leingod (Star Ocean: Till the end of time)

"Sisters are hot..." - Delsus (Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana)

"Some can't wait to die!" - Auron (Final Fantasy X)

"I'll kick your arse to the moons!" - Kid (Chrono Cross)

"Since you infatuated with saying that gay shit, guess you was kissing my dick when you was kissing that bitch." - Jay-Z

"I said it's dodgeball time, bitch!" - Stormy (Sea lab 2021)

"You can practically SMELL the sexuality." - Pyoro (Vandread)

"Well, if you want the bitch, you can have her!" - Geese Howard (Fatal Fury)

"I will destroy you..." - Heero Yuy (Gundam Wing)

"The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the grand canyon, jump out of a grand-am, and land in a handstand, and any man plannin' to battle will get snatched out of his clothes so fast he'll look like an invisible man standin'." - Eminem

"Eyebrows... twitch" - Kitsurubami (FLCL)

"Don't fuck with me, or you'll get fucked yourself!" - Vincent Meadow (ABA says this in "Funny with GG".)

"This is some B-movie shit!" - My brother (This appeared in a story of his.)

"Dear diary, mood: apathetic..." - (From the emo song on )

"Damn it! Who's the stupid little twinkletoes motherfucker who pulled that shit!" - Me (A character from one of my stories yelled this line.)

"Aw, you gotta be bullshittin' me!" - Another character quote from my story.

"No, I mean, why am I not a pirate? I could be a pirate. I could pirate all day long, pirate pirate pirate... pie rat...rat...rat pie...Pirate rat pie...Ratty pie pie." - Shannon (This makes me laugh all the time.)

"It's not funny to actually say the words LOL...It's kinda insane" - Another quote from my character.

"She best have my money. Believe dat." - Manny (On a matter that involved Deedlit, myspace, and random picture comments.)

"Man, you used to be coo!" - Nick (Yeah jerk, your quote made my list.)

"Ninja, please!" - Me and a ton of my friends (Thisis one of our favorites to say for no reason.)

"Ninja betta recognize!" - Us again... (See above explanation...)

And now, I'm including funny conversations as well.

"Shit guys, ze missiles are coming. Fire our shit!"

"But I am le tired..."

"Okay fine. Take a nap THEN FIRE MISSILES!" - The french (from End of ze world on )

"So what about you, Ganondorf, any secret crushes?"

"Me and Nabooru used to be an item, but she turned traitorous. I imprisoned her inside a statue! Now she is nothing to me."

"Oh here we go! Pent up rage!"

"Whenever I think about it, I just... I just..." (begins to cry)

"Okay... First the crying, then the rage..."

"Oh, whenever I'm upset, I eat!" - Link, Ganondorf, Zelda, Malon, and Saria (from The Return of Ganondorf on )

"Boys! What the hell!"

"I ain't doing nothing granddad. I was just gonna go to Ed's house. And Huey said I couldn't go cuz he a hater!

"What the hell is wrong with you, Huey? If your brother wants to play with Ed and Rummy, that's his business."

"But granddad, Ed and Rummy are international criminals!"

"There he goes, hatin' again."

"Boy! Stop hatin'!" - Huey, Riley, and Granddad (The Boondocks)

"Beer and pussy. That's all I need."

"We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette."

"Smurfette?"

"Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does."

"Smurfette doesn't fuck."

"That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny."

"No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual."

"Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?"

"What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action."

"Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape."

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

"Dammit, Donnie. Why'd you have to get all smart on us?" - Donnie, Sean and Ronald (Donnie Darko)

"Well done, boys. Princess Sara tells me that you, more or less, rescued her. I'll have to take her word on that.Then again,I have to take her word that I have a daughter named Sara and that she is her. Nevertheless, I'm sure you boys are really looking forward to your ridiculously extravagant reward, am I right?"

"Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!"

"Well have I got a reward for you! It's going totake all the money in the treasury to do it, but you guys deserve it! I'll build a bridge! We've been meaning to do it for ages, but now we've got a good excuse!"

"What?"

"A bridge to Prontera. It's about time really. We've been neighbors for 500 years now and I've never dropped by to say hello."

"Dad, you've never been to Prontera because 500 years ago King Joe exiled everyone whose name started with the letter P,or 'P-ans'. With nowhere to go, they swam the Cornerian Channel, where many of them died, and then formed the Kingdom of Prontera. A bridge has never been built because they hate us and they'd take it as an insult to those that died in the exodus."

"Ohhhhhhhh, so that's where we get the famous Cornerian curse. Ahem: 'I hope you drown where you're a P-an..'"

"No, Dad. I'm afraid that the curse you're thinking of has a much more literal and much less metaphorical history attached to it."

"I don't get it. Where would I be European? I was born here." - Fighter, Red Mage, Thief, Black Mage, King Steve, and Princess Sara (8-Bit Theater)

"Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, Jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox."

"mmm..."

"Dear tiny infant Jesus..."

"Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby."

"Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want."

"I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!" - Ricky Bobby, Carley, and Cal (Talladega Nights)

"Bonnie is killing me; I'm telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She's like a ninja but worse."

"Nothing's worse than a ninja - they're masters of every style of combat."

"Can we please talk about something other than Bonnie?"

"I think you should give Bonnie a break. You know, it's really hard being a woman around here... you can walk through walls and nobody notices you.

"Not entirely unlike a... ninja." - J.D., Elliot, Turk, and Carla (Scrubs)

"You know Tom, I'm sorry she wasn't up to your high standard of women. No tattoos below the waist, never worked as a carny..."

"Name one girlfriend of mine who worked as a carny."

"Jojo, the one who had her downstairs pierced."

"Oh, Jojo, that's one."

"How do you know what she did with her downstairs?"

"She had that website. "

"Yeah. That was a good one..." - Tom, Dan, & Jerry (Without a Paddle)

"Did you get the money?"

"I got me some gum."

"Where did you get gum?!"

"In there, in the gum aisle."

"That's not what we sent you in there for!"

"But that's what I come out with." - Meatwad, Master Shake, & the Mooninites (ATHF)

"You see my muthafuckin' spaceship?! This is a Dodge! See this fuckin' crimson red shit I'm wearin?"

"Who the fuck are you, you red lookin' motherfuckin' mustard lookin"

"Mustard?! Hah Ain't that a bitch? I'm Ketchup, motherfucker! Mustard... ZAP yo dumb ass! Bow down to a true pimp, bitch!"

"Ah! That hurted motherfucker!"

"I don't give a damn, I'm made out of laffy taffy, motherfucker. This is a fuckin' stripper outfi- Oh! It's the Juggernaut!"

"GOT your dumb ass! What the fuck was that?! They're shootin' me, I'm the Juggernaut!! I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna rape him, I'm gonna eat his fuckin' costume!! Just watch! Fuck that shit! Oh what the hell is he doing? What the fuck is this shit?! You can't harm me are you a fuckin' ass?! Do you not know who da fuck I am? He must not know who I am! I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! I'mma hit you with your own PIMP!! I'm bad! I'm the baddest motherfucker on the world! You ever seen a costume like mine?" - The Pimp, Ketchup, and Juggernaut (Juggernaut Bitch!!)

WAA! It's you, the Vespa Woman!

Why are you yelling?

Hurry up, and siddown!

Hi!

Uh...uhh...

Ah, I just hired her to work for us. Her name is Haruhara--

-Haruko. Pleasure.

Naota stares at Haruko and his father in pure disbelief

I got run over you know. Smashed!

By her vespa?!

It should've killed him.

But instead we got a live-in housekeeper out of it, didn't we?

Are you feeling okay, Grandpa? I mean--YOU GOT A HOUSEKEEPER?! A HOUSEKEEPER?!

--Who was watching Taro-kun who was making out with a High-School girl.

Fondling her yum-yums?

I told you I'm not Taro--

FONDLING HER CUPCAKES!? Kamon crosschops his son Who's this slut you're fooling around with? Huh!? HUH!?

Ma-Mamimi! We were down at the river!

Really!? Mamimi?

I'll bet she does it like a weasel! She's cursed I tell ya.

Ah, your brother is away, so she's sinking your fangs into you, Naota. Fondling around, fooling around! Fooly Cooly! pause What's Fooly Cooly?

How should I know? I'm still in grade school. Do you think I'm that crazy?

Ha ha...HA HA HA...that's what it is; Naota's Gundam Hammer.

Huh...?

It's that tomino-esquede, saying that it's Gundam, but basically it's a giant robot anime, right?

I don't know what you're talking about!

Nao's just like me, so he must be doing it! I know he's doing it. Doing it, doing it, Fooly Coolying!

I see...pretty impressive little bro.

So what do you think, Haruko-san?

Yeah...?

Oooh...Cooly Cooly, like that?

Kool-aid?

Not like curry powder aphrodisiac licked off my desk!

Death!?

It's like this...Cooly Cooly...new modality.

Noodle?

I mean like it's on MTV!

Empty?

Oooh, former assistant editor and chief, who knew you had such a lovely, young wife?! Oooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, Cooly Cooly! Yeah, it's kind of this Fooly Cooly dream thing!

Yeah, Cooly Cooly is...you do it like this with your hands, see?

Right, I'm already in that kind of relationship with Ta-kun here.

Relationship?! HOW DO YOU MEAN?!

MOUTH TO MOUTH!

Mouth...m-m-m-mou-mou-mouth?!

I told you to shut up about that!

So...living in the same house...you two must already be Fooly Coolying...

Who cares if it's Fooly or Cooly?!

But you aren't thinking about doing it tonight, are you?

Stop acting like a kid!

With that kind of Cooly Cooly kind of dream, you must be hiding it underneath this band-aid, aren't you?!

Ahh, I'm not hiding anything!

Band-aid... - Naota, Kamon, Gramps and Haruko (FLCL)

Nah, I'm not going to answer your question, 'cause you guys have already made up your minds. I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces. And it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are. Just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them. And I am damn proud of that fact. I mean, Harmon College and their - and their 100 years of tradition. But tradition of what? Of hazing kids and humiliating anyone who's a bit different? Of putting so much pressure on kids they turn into these - these stress freaks and caffeine addicts.

Your phony school demeans real colleges everywhere!

Why? Why can't we both exist? Huh? You can have your grades, and your rules and your structure and your ivory towers, and then we'll do things our way. Why do we have to conform to what you want?

Your curriculum is a joke, and you, sir, are a criminal.

You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime! Well, what about you parents? Did -did the system really work out for you? Did it teach you to follow your heart, or to just play it safe, roll over? What about you guys? Did you always want to be school administrators? Dr. Alexander, was that your dream? Or maybe no, maybe you wanted to be a poet. Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist. Maybe you just wanted to travel the world. Look, I - I - I - I lied to you. I lied to all of you, and I'm sorry. Dad, especially to you. But out of that desperation, something happened that was so amazing. Life was full of possibilities. A - and isn't that what you ultimately want for us? As parents, I mean, is - is that, is possibilities. Well, we came here today to ask for your approval, and something just occurred to me. I don't give a shit. Who cares about your approval? We don't need your approval to tell us that what we did was real. 'Cause there are so few truths in this world, that when you see one, you just know it. And I know that it is a truth that real learning took place at South Harmon. Whether you like it or not, it did. 'Cause you don't need teachers or classrooms or - or fancy highbrow traditions or money to really learn. You just need people with a desire to better themselves, and we got that by the shit at South Harmon. So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do. It doesn't really matter at this point. Because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place. 'Cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us! So go! - Barnaby Gaines and Dean Van Horne (Accepted)

Favorite Anime: Hellsing (Vampires are good...) I also like Sailor Moon, Cromartie high school, Fooly Cooly, InuYasha (Who does'nt?), Blue Seed, Tenchi Muyo, Ronin Warriors and tons of others.

Favorite Bands: (Whoo, here goes...) Linkin Park, Korn, The Ataris, Mudvayne, Ill Nino, Metallica, Taking Back Sunday, Simple Plan, New Found Glory, Coheed and Cambria, Puddle of Mudd, Chevelle, Jane's Addiction, Evanescence, Interpol, Muse, Yellowcard, The All American Rejects, Sum 41, System of a Down, Our Lady Peace, Spineshank, No Doubt, Lit, Black Sabbath, RX Bandits, Crease, Schatzi, Trapt, TRUSTcompany, The Exies, The used, Skrape, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, The Mars Volta, Hot Hot Heat, The White Stripes, The Von Bondies, Vendetta Red, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots, Good Charlotte, Drowning Pool, Tool, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Phantom Planet, The Hives, The Vines, Yeah yeah yeahs, Coal Chamber, A perfect circle, Chronic Future, Gorillaz, Breaking Benjamin, Blink 182, P.O.D., Story of the Year and many others. (SERIOUS music fan.)

Favorite Rappers: Eminem, DMX, Xzibit, Nas, The Lox, D-12, Busta Rhymes, Ras Kass, Ludacris, Warcloud, Canibus, Fort Minor, Kool G Rap, Atmosphere, Royce da 5'9, Jean Grae, Jay-Z, Missy Elliot, Cam'ron, Mars Ill, Rev. Run, Rakim, Beastie Boys, Benefit, Kanye West, 50 cent, Miss Jade, Freeway, Talib Kweli, Pharoahe Monch, T.I., Myself (Yeah, I rap. Got a problem with it?), and tons of others. (again, SERIOUS music fan.)

Favorite Video Games:
-Drakengard
-Devil May Cry (Dante rules!)
-Kingdom Hearts (Disney just came and whupped ass!)
-Virtua Fighter 4 Evolution (I take all challengers.)
-La pucelle:Tactics
-Colony Wars
-Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (My clan will kick your clan's ass.)
-Final Fantasy VI
-Breath of fire III
-Capcom Vs SNK 2
-Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
-Megaman X 4
-Tetris Plus
-Tetris Attack
-Soul Calibur 2 (No one can stop me on this!)
-The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
-The Legend of Zelda: A link to the past
-The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
-Oregon Trail (...Are you laughin' at me? Thou shalt get the hatchet if you are...)
-Arc the lad: Twilight of the Spirits
-Gungrave: Overdose
-Grand Theft Auto: Vice city
-Super Smash Brothers: Melee (Challenge me if you feel brave. I play as Marth, Pikachu, Donkey Kong, Ice climbers and Sheik.)
-Mario Kart: Double Dash
-Way of the Samurai
-Eternal Darkness: Sanity's requiem
-Jak II
-Star Ocean:Till the end of time

Favorite movies:
-Spiderman 1 & 2
-Pokemon: the movie 2000
-Liar Liar
-Scary movie 1 & 2
-Dodgeball
-The perfect storm
-Titanic
-Not another teen movie
-The grudge
-Austin Powers (All 3 of them. Hell yes.)
-I am Sam
-There's something abut Mary
-Slums of Beverly Hills
-Napoleon Dynamite

Interesting Fact about Eiji: I'm a HUGE fan of The Pillows. I think they ROCK! I'm sure any fan of Fooly Cooly would agree.

Just thought I'd answer some questions.

Favorite rap songs:

Goldyn Child (Ras Kass)
Help (B.G.)
Tibetan Black Magicians (Jedi Mind Tricks)
Spartibus (Canibus)
Gimme the loot (BIG)
Boom (Royce da 5'9)
When I'm gone (Eminem)
Remember the name (Fort Minor)
Twinz (Big Pun)
Victory before death (Twista)

Favorite rock songs:

Duality (Slipknot)
Co-Dependent (Adema)
Poem (Taproot)
So Cold (Breaking Benjamin)
The Red (Chevelle)
Drop to zero (TRUSTcompany)
Vermillion (Slipknot)
Snowblind (System of a Down)
Quicksand (Finger Eleven)
The Hollow (A perfect circle)
Take it away (The used)
Cold (Crossfade)
What it is to burn (Finch)
Signals over the air (Thursday)
Home (3 days grace)
How can I live (Ill nino)
Hate to say I told you so (The hives)
Rip the heart out of me (Adema)
Burn (3 Days Grace)
Family System (Chevelle)
Wait and bleed (Slipknot)
Don't fake this (Chevelle)
Notion (Coal chamber)
Between angels and insects (Papa Roach)
Jaded (Mest)

Favorite JPOP songs:
Ride on Shooting Star (FLCL)
The real folk blues (Cowboy Bebop)
A world without logos (Hellsing)
Rhythm Emotion (Gundam wing)
Simple and Clean (Kingdom hearts)

Favorite songs by The Pillows:
-Advice
-Sub-human
-Girlfriend
-Funny bunny
-I think I can (The best FLCL song. Hell yes!)
-In flames
-Ride on shooting star

Favorite Video Game Cast: Currently, it's the cast of Ninja Gaiden Black. But my favorite of all time is the cast of Final Fantasy VI.

Who inspires you to write: Lloyd Alexander, Katerine Patterson, Robin McKinley, and my friends. Most recently my brother, who is a great writer. I'm not quite as good as him.

What's with your name: No comment, assface. just kiddin'. it's like this. My favorite sword, Vitanova, plus my favorite video game character, Ryu Hayabusa. Vitanova Hayabusa.

Personality: I'm told that I can be a jerk. (Probably true, but I deny it anyway.) But generally I'm a nice guy. I do, however, make too many jokes. That's not my fault. It's the pressure. I'm a dork, too. But that's all well and good. Because the dorks control the commonwealth. MOO HOO HA! And in general, I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm an idiot who can't tell if girls are flirting with him. (sob) I'm a head case with a real pet peeve: Posers. I'm the lunatic clutching a stuffed rabbit and humming the theme to FLCL... Then again, no, I'm not. The rabbit clutching part, I mean... I'm a bit off. I'm told that I should see someone about it. I vote. I'm pro-crazy and anti-sanity. I love dogs. (Except pit bulls, the good for nothing...) And I'm awesome! I love eringas, the mushroom creatures from La pucelle: Tactics. They are awesome! ERINGA!

Love interest: Heheh, wouldn't you like to know, bastards...

Favorite weapon: That's an awesome album. (Fans of Brand New will get that one.) Actually, I like the wooden practice bokuto.

Outlook on life: War is hell. Unless you're in a 50 ft. tall robot with a rocket launcher. then it's kinda cool.

Who do you think kicks ass: Prier from La Pucelle: Tactics. Somethin' about a hot renegade nun that screams badass.

Darc from Arc the lad: Twilight of the Spirits. Deimos rule!

Caim from Drakengard. Dude gave up his voice to live. That's badass.

Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden Black. Come on. he's a legendary SUPERninja. How awesome is that?

Kadaj from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. He's cool, in an androgynous, temperamental little fucker sort of way.

Haru Glory from Rave Master. I know what you're thinking. Typical hero. But that's what makes him cool. Plus he's a total badass anyway.

Rosette Christopher from Chrono Crusade. Again. hot renegade nun. And she packs heat.

Kira from Angel Sanctuary. He's Seven Blades. Plus he looks like he won't take shit from someone.

Doku from Ninja Gaiden Black. He kind of reminds me of a truck. Big, metal, crushes anything in his path, and wields one of my fave weapons. xD Kitetsu, baby!

Hector from Castlevania: Curse of Darkness. I think he's badass.

L (Ryuzaki) from Death Note. Come on. Who doesn't love a genius? XD

What wise words do you live by: (1) Don't crash, don't learn, be happy.
(2) Under no circumstances should you ever use your 1up's in exchange for cash or sexual favors. You'll need them to beat the cerberus on level 93.
(3) If someone disses your fighting style, pet monsters, or general mode of travel, LET THE SUMBITCH HAVE IT! show no mercy.
(4) When on a date, it's best to not stare at her rack when she's talking about how all men are dogs. It's just common sense.
(5) No one should ever be allowed to use the words pumpernickel, dollbaby, or Arby's. They're evil...
(6) Only trust two metals. Mythril and Adamantium.
(7) If confronted by grubdogs, pray to messiah that your pikmin don't get genocided.
(8) The glass sword is NOT punkass. It will kill Apollo.
(9) Killing young children WILL take away from your score at the end.
(10) And for God's sakes, put trash in a friggin' trash can! It's just simple logic!

What do you dislike: Egyptian god cards, Naraku, when some takes my catch phrases without expressed written consent, posers (You all suck. Stop living.) losers who make their friends feel bad to look good in front of strangers, the letter Q, the aurora borealis, hangnails, dumbasses that don't respect music, people with no creativity, conservative bastards, the pikachu phenomenon, When people give me a nickname that I can't stand, boils, hamtaro, Earwigs (eww...), when girls act bitchy just to get on their boyfriend's nerves, Tricky (Ugh. Tricky...) Jaken, Last week's fling, insult comics (except triumph the insult comic dog. he's funny), 200 year old water demons, when said water demons ask me for money, LAME english translations of awesome japanese manga, monsoon season, bennifer, and the phrase "the bad old days". (Really, who came up with that crap?)

Where does your heart lie: Somewhere in the realm of NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

Question I want to ask: Am I just too damn in your face? Someone tell me.

Why do you waste your time like so: 1) Cause I can. 2) Boredom sucks. 3) Writing is my passion. 4) Give me a break, I'm young!

What I don't believe exists: Wyoming. Come on. There's no such state. I have three arguments supporting this.

1:Have you ever met a person, or received a piece of mail from Wyoming? What about a fucking license plate?

2:Have you ever seen a movie or show that takes place there?

3:Have you everBEEN to Wyoming?

If your answer is HEY-ELL NO! Then it don't exist. Just deal with it. And also, I'm convinced that Dan Rather lives there.

Does life suck: Hell fucking yeah, bitch. I'm just bullshittin'.

mOrE aBoUt NoVa: Nova is the type of person who...
-Thinks being 18 is overrated
-Got lucky in love once, rolled snake eyes many times, then took the love casino for everything
-Wishes his family understood him better
-Falls asleep listening to music
-Dreams about ko-gals on a daily basis
-Thought he had found his soulmate before he turned 21, but is now desperately searching again
-Has no direction in life and waiting for an arrow
-Feels more like a dog than a person at times
-Thinks you can tell a lot about a girl by what color panties she wears
-Gives good advice for someone who so screwed up himself
-Is an American, but acts very Japanese
-Doesn't get left alone when he wants to be, and can't get attention when he seeks it
-Wishe life were an anime so he could be a samurai for real
-Spends too much time thinking
-Can't count how many times he and his friends have saved each others' bacon
-Has a thing for chicks who could kick his ass
-Is too polite for his own good sometimes
-Wonders if he'll remember any of this in 10 years
-Has no idea what he writes for
-Thinks life would be simpler if he were just born amish
-Is certain that the yuppies will get theirs in hell by 2007
-Was raised on the dairy, bitch
-Doesn't know whether he's coming or going
-Thinks John Doe is an endangered species
-Can't help being sarcastic
-Follows a strict code of conduct called gocrazy
-Thinks Kikyo is way hotter than Kagome
-Shows his true colors in a black and white world
-Fell out of the awesome tree and hit every branch on the way down
-Screws his life up by talking too much
-Thought schtick comedy was dead till he saw Jay London
-Believes duct tape will fix anything
-Can grab a guitar and beat someone senseless like his name was Haruhata Haruko
-Fell on his ass many times trying to skate like Tony Hawk
-Is pissed that Washington And Lincoln's birthdays aren't separate holidays anymore
-Will someday rule with an iron fist and a velvet glove
-Knows how to treat a lady, and her best friend, and someone she kind of knows from the gym
-Wonders if you're entertained yet
-Conspires to rip the head off the owner of big tobacco
-Watches too many mob movies for his own good
-Wrote all of this cause he thought no one would read it
-Thinks it's not a bonfire until you can see it from space
-Knows it's a plot by the "man"
-Enters a room with his own theme music
-Experiences deja-vu too often
-Wishes he were a character on "La Pucelle"
-Hates it when he's at a loss for words.
-Pities the fool
-Pinkied up.
-Just doesn't give a good damn sometimes.
-Says the verb he enacts as if it were a sound effect. (Ex. KICK! or STEAL!)
-Makes it a gooooood day.
-Holds the title for worst joke told.
-Puts Daft Punk's "One more time" on loop/repeat and dances badly.
-Rules the underground cause no one's iller than him.
-points middle fingers when angry, gives thumbs ups when drunk, and throws peace signs when trying to be cool.
-has no way of telling when he's lost. ( I know I saw that tree before...)
-Laughs when birds at the mall crap on people.
-Hates sappiness with a passion.
-Sees the world in krylon colors.
-Thinks that Bob Dole has the right idea speaking in the third person.
-Will try doing so. ( Nova lifts, Nova throws, Nova speaks in the third person... Nah...)
-Loves knives. ( Ginsu, ginsu!) -Watches Hellsing too much for his own damn good. (Aw yeah!)
-Takes a breather and forgets why.
-Wonders what it's all for. Then remembers it's for the nookie.
-Writes stuff like this when he's bored.
-Knows you're watching him.
-Knows blondes don't have more fun. Guys who date blondes do.
-Is so vain, he probably thinks this bio is abut him.

Some thoughts: -Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
-Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
-Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
-If it's true that we're here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
-if it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Yep, that's who I am pretty much. Enjoy my nonsense, you jerks!

And also, if you actually read all this shit, kudos. I know I can't.

Fuck everything. And if you got offended, fuck you, nancy boy...