I AM THE ALMIGHTY INVENTER OF VINCATINE! HEAR ME ROAR! meow BWUAHAHA!

Nicknames: Jake, Jess, Jessie, Jake-Chan, Jessaforb, Janifner, Jake-jube(all from my freaky friends who can't make up their minds), Yuffie (this kid thinks I act like er, only because I painted a Jaw breaker like materiaad was threataning to cast fire3 on people... Yah..) Materia Girl (Also this kid thinks it would be fun to call me MateriaGirl...)Gumboot, Sparkle or Sunshine (both ofwhichare oppositeof me at most times), and Witch (No, I'm not a witch and I'm not into Wicca,so stop sending me those messages!)

Real Name: Jessica (though I hate its girliness, so call me Jake)

Intrests/hobbies: I play guitar, because I love it.I love writing stories and usually start them but never finish them...heh... I'm told by my friends that I'm a good drawer, but I don't think so. a fewof my friends have even madefanbase sites withart and stories of mine...Freaks...

I'm 13, and I couldn't live without music.

I don't eat redmeat. Don't ask why, and I wont answer.

I'm blonde, blue eyes and I'm Finnish! So there!

I happen to love Vincent like he's real which is really retarded, yes I know, but COME ON! He's so great.

Couples I support:

FF-VII

Vincent/Yuffie

Kadaj/Marlene (Yes, I'm one of those...)

(lets just shorten this...) Really anything with Vincent in it.. Hahaha I'm obsessed...

FF-X or X-2

RIKKU GIPPLE ISH BAD! GIPPLE IS UCK!

Rikku/Tidus

Rikku/Aaron

Yuna/Tidus

Paine/Baralai

Lulu/Wakka

Shuiyin/Lenne

But seriously, who cares?

Favourite Characters

FFVII

Vincent - Come. On. All cute and gentalmanly with all the sexy broodyness and stuff. He's like a sexy angstball with a cherrie on top!

Yuffie - ! Its Yuffie! Yuffie who resembles me! Yuffie, the hyper active teammate who is all childish and energetic! And can drive emotion out of people! She's great!

Zack - For obvious reasons he just so happens to be uber cool and worth alot of insence and worship.

Tifa - O.O Have you ever seen Advent Children? Well there you go!

Cid - he's so cool with the cool...ness...

Sephiroth - Definatly the best evil villian ever...even if he can't dominate the world...

Kadaj- Yesh...Sephiroth clone with spunk and maniaclness...

Yazoo - Sephiroth clone with dream-like state of mind...

Reno - Who doesn't love Reno? Honestly!

Tseng - Don't ask..

Marlene - She gets to hide under Vincents cloak! I like her already :D

And I like Sora and Riku and Roxas and Axel and um... I like Cait Sith and I like Reeve for some reason and I HATE ROSSO cuz she's a bitch to kill... (My profiles rated PG13 by the way)

I Don't Like:

Aeris - 'So, why'd you come?' You know prefectly well why he came you slut! Just hear me out, She gets Zack, okay, then, she gets Cloud all emo over her, and then there are the fan fics where she. Gets. SEPHIROTH TO! I'm not to big on Sephiroth, but then theres Tseng, and then Reno, and Cid ewe, and Kadaj, and Yazoo, Loz, and THEN Vincent! She doesn't deserve it! Doesn't. Deserve. It!

AND ALWAYS REMEBER! LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET! For there are rapist and nudest and evil bunnys out there! Deadly, Deadly things!

Oh yah... and LISTEN TO UNDERGROUND BANDS! THEY KICK!

Jake tells ye to listen to 'Through Glass' by Stone Sour... That is all

NOW! Onto my Vincent related stories!