MeatLips
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Joined 04-09-05, id: 791604, Profile Updated: 01-03-19
Author has written 3 stories for Twelve Kingdoms, Sailor Moon, and Teen Titans.

A good story is something that makes you want to turn the page. The everpresent 'what-happens-next' dilemna. Stephen King is a master at enthralling you with the spell of 'what-happens-next'. So is J.K. Rowling. There are many good authors with that spell in their toolchest. In a way, I hope to someday be one of them. That feeling of 'oh I'll just read a couple more pages before I go to bed,' or the 'I won't be late for work, so I can fit just a few more pages in,' . It's a feeling that I want to capture with my writing.

I welcome you, the 'constant reader', to join me on this journey :-)

--MeatLips

Update 01/03/2019: Man, it's been too long. I really want to get back to The IT Guy, but between work and my current romantic situation (just got engaged! go me!) it's been really hard to find time to work on it. I've been pecking away at Chapter 18 for over a year now. I still read and appreciate all reviews, negative and positive. My New Year's resolution is to finish this story within the next few months.

Anywho, happy New Year!

Update 07/08/2017: I feel like I owe you all lots of apologies. I've been so busy in my life and my muse has taken an extended vacation, leaving me trying to figure out how to finish up The IT Guy. I've been chipping away at chapter 18 and sometimes have little creative surges, but it has been incredibly slow going. I have a bunch of things I want to wrap up with this story and proceed to the sequel, currently titled "The IT Girl." Yes, at this point I feel like I should at least reveal the title. At any rate, I've been finally making some progress lately. I just am really annoyed that I haven't updated this story since February. I promise to do my damndest to get the next chapter out! So please, keep reading and reviewing and thank you for all the support!

Update 10/20/2016 : Ugh, I feel like I'm behind on a major project. But it's a fun project. I'm still working away at the next chapters but real life has been getting in the way of my fanfiction, dammit! At any rate, I hope to have it up soon. It may be a bit of a tear jerker, but I've been kicking around some cool ideas on how to liven it up. Yeah, Mark has been through hell and back and then to get a call like that from his sister... well shit. Raven is also going to discover some interesting things about her family background too. That I'm really looking forward to writing. I also have the sequel story simmering on the backburner and I'm excited about that as well. Anyway, keep on reading and reviewing! :-D

Update 09/13/2016 : Almost have the next chapter of "The IT Guy" ready to publish and it's a doozy clocking in at around 8 or 9 thousand words. I'm thinking likely within the next day or so. I'm really excited about it as it will hopefully wrap up this current arc. Just need to work out some details and finish connecting things together. Sometimes that's the hardest part, connecting things. But I believe this chapter will give some insight into Lucy's character as well as deal with Shade. I think there's definitely going to be one more arc before the epilogue. Then I start posting the sequel story, which I've already started writing. I will give this much of a hint about the sequel: Mark is definitely in it, but he ain't the star! :-D

Update 06/13/2016 : A good friend of mine pointed some things out about "The IT Guy" that made me re-think a number of aspects of the story. Mark was never intended to be any sort of self-insert, but apparently he reads that way, especially since there are too many aspects of my real personality in him. Which would make his relationship with Raven seem more like mental masturbation. This revelation did set me back a bit, so I've gone back and did some serious editing. Mostly around the excessive fluffiness that was making Raven veer dangerously towards becoming OOC. While I do foresee more edits in the future, I think I'm back on track and I've had some good ideas that I'm currently writing. It's a bit too late to completely remove the relationship bit, but I think I can bend it back in line with Raven's personality. Also, as a side note, I've discovered that I am way off about the identity of Kid Flash. I guess it's actually Bart Allen, not Wally West. So that may change in the future as well. I don't remember them ever referring to Kid Flash as any specific identity in either the 'Teen Titans Go!' comic or the tv show, so I had actually been taking a shot in the dark by assuming he was Wally West. Anyway, expect more chapters to "The IT Guy!"

Update 04/30/2016 : I feel like I've been having a creative renaissance lately. This new story I've been working on, "The IT Guy," feels refreshingly new to me and the words have been flowing! Also, the positive response I've gotten for that story has been very encouraging. I really became interested in writing that tale after reading a number of Teen Titans fanfics that had original characters. The delicate balance between a Mary Sue and a non-Mary Sue is a difficult thing to maintain and to be honest, most of the fanfics I read were completely turning me off. Except one. If you ever get a chance to read P0ST's epic "These Black Eyes" you would not be disappointed. He bashes himself a lot, but P0ST is brilliant. Anyway, I decided to swing in the entirely opposite direction and have an OC who is NOT a superhero, anti-hero, villain, or anything. Just a regular schlub. A chubby schlub too. So far, I'm very pleased with how it's going, and I look forward to writing more of Mark's story!

Update 03/24/2016 : Seriously, who ever thought I would get back to any of my stories online? It's been 8 years! People probably thought I was dead. I can assure you, the rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. In the time I was gone, I changed jobs, got married (again), got DIVORCED (again) and now here I am again. A lot of changes have happened in my life. With my current job gig, I've also gotten to travel the world. It's given me greater perspective that I hope will filter down into my writing. It all starts with this latest chapter of The Seneschal. So I encourage any of my ancient fans and even new readers to have a look and give me a critique. Reviews make it worthwhile to continue, you know. ;-)

Update 08/02/2009 : Wow, it's almost been a year since I last updated this profile and my story! Not for lack of working on it. My ideas are wicked cool, but hard to organize into a coherent storyline. If I could just get my crap together long enough to write an decent outline, I could continue with no problems. However I haven't given up! Lot of things have happened in the last year that partially contributed to my lacking organizational skills.

Update 08/09/2008 : So I finally published up a new chapter! w00t! Go me! Today is a special day for another reason as well. I'm officially on vacation until a week from Monday! I'm hoping that I'll experience another creative Renaissance like I did over my last vacation. Well, we'll see!

Update 05/14/2008 : I have to say that I'm somewhat disappointed in the lack of reviews so far. Granted I'm extremely pleased that this story has some seriously hardcore fans, but I was hoping for more. So far this awesome reader named Amiko-Gabriel has been practically on top of every update made to 'The Seneschal'. She's been the first to review these last few chapters, and I have to admit, without her reviews I'd probably would've given up hope. So please, for the love of whatever God you happen to worship, please drop me a review! Even if you just want to tell me that I totally suck ass, it still MEANS SOMETHING!

Update 05/11/2008 : So the tale continues and I've finally posted the next chapter. Still a little light on the reviews, but people are reading it... special thanks to all those that have reviewed me so far, especially those who have reviewed me multiple times. It's for you guys that I forge on with this tale.

Update 03/29/2008 : So I finally embarked upon what I suspect will be the longest story arc of The Seneschal, and I've even written an outline for this as well! It's wikked exciting. This next arc will be a chronicle of the fall of the Moon Kingdom. The first chapter is almost done, and I can't wait to publish it. I also finally was able to get my hands on a translated copy of Sailor V, and that's also proven to be an invaluable source of information. There is so many snippets of what happened during those last days of the Silver Millennium scattered throughout the manga. This is going to be so much fun tying them all together. Man, I'm such a nerd! I really need a woman in my life again! Anyways... Coming Soon: The Fall of the Moon Kingdom. Oh and thanks to those who have reviewed me so far!

Update 02/11/2008 : I've finally sat down and began the next chapter of The Seneschal. It's basically a continuation of the previous chapter, but I'm kind of excited about how it's coming along. I often find myself writing stuff like this in bursts, which is why a decent amount of time will often pass before I update. Oh, and I also removed that essay from my profile here. I simply published it on fictionpress instead. I'm also trying to get the next chapter of "Ghost Girl" up on there as well. There's so much I want to write, and not enough brain to dedicate to the task. Feh.

Update 12/23/2007 : I usually write original fiction. I like creating and using my own characters for my own stories. But this Sailor Moon tale just crawled up my spine and into my head and refuse to be dislodged until I started writing it. I was on vacation this past week, and the creative juices have been seriously overflowing. It seems as if all I've been doing lately is researching SM canon stuff, whether it be the manga or the anime. But I can't help it. With every new piece of information I find, more and more of this fanfic just clicks together. Granted it's not the most masculine feeling in the world when I think about the series that I'm writing a FANFIC for...

I can honestly say that I know how this story is going to end. But I'm not sure how long it will be before I get there. If you want to read some of my original work, go check it out on fictionpress dot com. I have one work up on there called "Ghost Girl" and its main character is somebody who's been playing a feature role in this fanfic. The stories are completely unrelated but the main character is nearly the same... well close enough :-)

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Dark Titans by Lathis reviews
The ongoing adventures of Heroes and Martial Artists alike, as two very different worlds collide. The Story so far: Kasumi hosts a little get together, and Amazons! In! Space!
Crossover - Ranma & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 474,595 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Ryoga, Jinx, Raven
Loom by Minna Dee reviews
Raven thought she was done living under the shadow of Trigon, but when a cult dedicated to her father arrives in Jump she will find her life forever altered by their insidious plot and hopelessly entangled with the fate of one of her team mates.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,437 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/27/2017 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire - Complete
The Curious Case of Rei Ikari by avete reviews
If I can make things better, I have to. For as long as I can, for as many people as I can.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 155,342 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 3/30/2015
Inheritance by Glory-To-Our-August-King reviews
There are some wounds not even time can heal. Some that just cut too deep. The Angel War came to an end 39 years ago with Third Impact, but for Asuka and Shinji, the war will never end – and their son is just another one of its veterans.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,649 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S., OC - Complete
The Things We Hide by mochafraptor reviews
Beast Boy struggles with his inner demons as Raven tries to sort out her feelings. RaexBB [NOT DEAD, OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS PENDING RECONSTRUCTION]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,403 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 2/11/2016
Ascension by nemaara reviews
I am a demon from the fires of hell. I have dreamt of every nightmare conceivable and seen them carried through in my father's domain. I have seen infinite souls drop down to be burned in ceaseless torment in the pits of abaddon. So why is your world even filthier than mine?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,291 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
Match by Golem XIV reviews
Match is a bounty hunter living on the edge of the law. On a mission she encounters the Titans, but she dismisses them as kids playing superheroes. However, she soon finds out appearances - and first impressions - can be deceiving. Now complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Raven, Slade, OC - Complete
The Art Of Suicide by Ophelia'song reviews
After years of holding back her emotions and keeping herself locked up inside herself, Raven has finally reached her breaking point. After she swallows an entire bottle of sleeping pills, Robin tries desperately to save her from herself. Can Robin be her knight in shining armor or will Raven just become a casualty of her own doing?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,554 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Raven, Robin
Friday 13th Remastered by SepticMind reviews
It's usually a day most associate with bad luck. Of course, for some people, that's not always a bad thing... re-written from my original story that was posted roughly a year ago
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,284 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
Replacement Moon by Probit Return reviews
When a new enemy surprises the Senshi, Usagi sacrifices herself to save them. Trapped in a coma and unable to communicate with her friends, she reaches out for help in fighting this new evil. She finds it in an unlikely place, a rough martial artist with an impressive resume and a curse that makes him half girl. Not quite what she was expecting from her ace...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,653 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts, Ranma
These Black Eyes by P0ST reviews
The ongoing adventures and experiences of the Teen Titans, as witnessed through the eyes of a silent newcomer.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 272 - Words: 2,635,020 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
A Time Apart by Ozzallos reviews
When contingencies go horribly awry, the Senshi of Pluto is left standing alone to face a perilous future. Ranma x Setsuna, multi-cross; HP,RoD,CCS,SM,R.5,Hellsing
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 95,195 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ranma
Hearts of Ice by Krista Perry reviews
Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,163 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga - Complete
Life Goes On: Rei's First Christmas by funvince reviews
Set several months after the events depicted in Life Goes On. Shinji and Rei enjoy their first Christmas together as a couple with their friends in this sidestory.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Vermilion Ascendant by Krahae reviews
When atrocity has become your nature, only in nightmares can you find solace. WARNING: Heavy M for violence. Is slasher slash a genre?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Raven, Jinx
Gun Punk by Amigodude reviews
Revy's desperate struggle to survive the violence of Chinatown and the gang wars ten years before the events of Black Lagoon.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Life Goes On by funvince reviews
Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,891 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
The Titans and the Lost Boy by Lathis reviews
A story about a boy,a girl, another girl, some heroes, even more villains and a handful of martial artists thrown in for good measure. Follow Ryouga as he stumbles into a world of Super Human proportion. A Ranma X Teen Titans crossover, unlike any other.
Crossover - Ranma & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 306,483 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Ryoga, Raven - Complete
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Ten by Ranma E reviews
Ranma Saotome is the sole living heir to the Saotome school of martial arts. Living the life of a nomad, she wanders from town to town; seeking answers to questions she does not know how to ask, wielding a power she cannot fully understand.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 210,690 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 11/5/2002
Akane the Suicidal by WFROSE reviews
A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,464 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Complete
Teineina Tenshi No Teze by Fire reviews
Ranma is in the Eva world, having lost all that is dear to him. He struggles to make a new life in a harsh world of the abusive red-head, an introspective boy, and a quiet, enigmatic girl with blue hair and red eyes.
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,544 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/9/2001 - Published: 7/5/2000 - [Ranma, Rei A.]
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The IT Guy reviews
Mark Goldman has just gotten the job of his dreams: Working as local IT support for his favorite team of superheroes, the Teen Titans. Hopefully he can keep his hero worship down to a dull roar, especially when it comes to his favorite Titan.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,790 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Raven, OC
The Seneschal reviews
Eons pass and ages fade away... But one person stays the same, and she bears witness to it all. At last, the hidden stories can be told...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 12/17/2007
Test of Steel reviews
To gain confidence as the Queen of Kei, Youko decides to train under one of the legendary swordmasters of the Twelve Kingdoms... the last thing she expected to find was love... Rated M for some later lemon schtuff
Twelve Kingdoms - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005