Unlucky in the love department, Sasuke and Naruto realize that sex without emotions involved was the perfect way to not deal with with the stress of dating. So they are now both determined to accomplish this... with eachother. SasuNaru. AU. Humor.

AU. When you're a powerful businessman, you shouldn't have time for love – especially not with the attractive young man who spilt coffee over your expensive suit. Naruto's trying to make it in the business world and unexpectedly receives help from the man who annoys him the most: Uchiha Sasuke, CEO of Uchiha Powers. SasuNaru. One-sided NaruHina. ShikaTema, ChoIno, KanKiba.

Confined to prison for the assassination, Naruto is thrown into the very center of ruthless murderers, thieves and rapists. OOC characters; Itachi-x-Naruto

Siblings Kaoru and Sano are desperate to pay off their father's debt, desperate enough to work for woman hating Saitou. Mystery cowboy Ru impresses the rancher, but who is Saitou's prized pupil really? (cowritten with Kanzen ne Tsuki until her passing) Will Kaoru fall for the charm of Aoshi Shinomori or will Saitou's hardened heart finally find happiness with her?

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

Uchiha Sasuke, a famous Japanese rocker and closeted gay, has to live a lie for the sake of his career. What he ended up getting, however, was an obsession for an American stripper and a yearning for freedom. AU, Romance, Hurt/Comfort.

One last hurt. SxN /Complete/

When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,

Naruto's led a tough life, but with a fresh start at a new school, his natural optimism kicks in. Unfortunately, things are about to get far worse. Pulled into a world of drugs, abuse and crime, he must find a way to make it out alive or die trying. "Remember, Uzumaki," he said to the mirror, "Your real life is with your friends. This...this is just a nightmare." Warnings inside.

"Don't thank me just yet. If ya change yer mind, don't drop the soap." Jail sex. Simple, right? GrimmIchi AU Yaoi

Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Collection of KakaNaru oneshots. Variable rating, read the headers. - Tale 30: Like A Rock

MOLEST: 1. to disturb or annoy by malevolent interference.2. to accost or attack with the intention of assaulting sexually...or 3. to suffer all of the above by a young ANBU called Naruto Uzumaki. YAOI KAKANARU

A lesson on muscle contraction Naruto will never forget. SasuNaru.

After being tortured and molested by Enishi, Kaoru was no longer the same. One night she made a wish, not expecting it to become reality, she found herself in the past, in a time of blood and conflicts, in a time where Kenshin was Battousai. 25.06.11 edit

"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.

Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?

SasuNaru Itachi is left to care for a child whose existence has taunted his brother through the ages, driving him to the brink of insanity. Love becomes obsession and Sasuke's final hope is Naruto. Vampire, Yaoi, Romance, Angst, Drama, Death

A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru

Sentenced to a thousand rebirths, Sasuke isn't enjoying the life of a mortal one bit. That is, until he changes school and lays eyes on a remnant from the Old Times who doesn't seem to remember him. SasuNaru

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Naruto, you are standing in the middle of a Christmas miracle. It doesn’t matter who the miracle belongs to. All that matters is that you don’t miss it. SasuNaru Merry Christmas, Everyone!

As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.

No longer a one-shot! S/M, Sano is a hooker, who gets picked up by the richest, and the coldest, customer of his career. But he doesn't turn her down, of course!

When Cloud was added to the ShinRa harem, he had no idea that his view on life as a slave was about to be drastically changed. What with secret lovers, jealous slaves, and two owners, life is going to be VERY different for him. You have been warned.

As the Company treks through Moria, Legolas believes his escalating attraction to Boromir is a product of the unending night. Boromir doesn't care, and is willing to take advantage of the situation.

Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...

Kakashi's got some pent-up energy; NARUTO TO THE RESCUE! PWP, kakanaru, LEMON, pure unadulterated pornz, YAOI

It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature

PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Perfect torture. Perfect angel. Perfect solitude. So perfect that Sasuke can't stand it, and so Naruto must pay for playing with the Uchiha's feelings. But Sasuke's resolve begins to weaken when other forces surface. AU SasuNaru SaiNaru KyuuNaru ItaNaru

By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC

Beneath a flashy and confrontational exterior, Seifer Almasy can barely contain his lust for rivaling swordsman Squall Leonhart. When Seifer’s uncontrollable desires reach a boiling point, how does Squall react? NC17, SeiferSquall, PWP, oneshot, OOC.

If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.

If Sasuke’s name was at the bottom, he didn’t have to understand it to know what it said. And only Sasuke would break into his house just to leave him hate mail. Sasunaru, mildly flangsty.

SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.

Kaoru is hired as a nanny for Kenshin's son. Both she and Kenshin come from shattered pasts. Can they help heal each other's hearts or are they too wrapped up in their own pain to realize what's right in front of them?

A member of the S.W.A.T, a criminal invovled and in charge of many syndicates. The only thing they share in common: They love the same woman. One strives to keep her, the other returns, swearing to get her back. EKB. R&R :] OOCness UP AHEAD!

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

So captivated Kaoru was that she stood frozen in spot, clenching the sides of her kimono, and unaware that his mouth had moved until a gentle voice brushed past her. 'Hello, my name is Soujiro Seta. I'm looking for a place to stay.' [SoujiroKaoru]

Kenshin is called away from the Kamiya dojo on another errand for the government and suggests Kaoru stay with Misao. As a favor Kaoru tries to find out about Aoshi's feelings for her friend, not knowing that SHE was the one that melted his heart. AK

Kaoru's older sister Megumi has always been obsessed with dolls. But one day when she gets a doll that comes with swords, Kaoru finds her hands and mind full of things she never considered before. KxK, BxTxA

[AoshiKaoru] AU OOC.Kaoru’s punished by her parents after gambling all of her money.Now she had to turn down her ol’ luxury life and work like a peasant in order to support her living.

At the teahouse where a woman used to reside, females are considered objects of entertainment and seduction. But beauty attracts power and sometimes, that is a fatal combination. (A/K, T/K, other couples)

When Kaoru loses everything, she turns to the Hiten Mitsurugi Incorporated and asks to be taken in. Little did she know that she would lose all that she was before and become nothing more than an object, a possession. [KK] CHAPTER 24 UPLOADED

Sephiroth .+. Tifa. - Sephiroth had already decided to never fall in love. The problem is -- love spares no one. Now unexpected things arise and danger stirs.

Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..