That's it, it's over.

This account is done with.

Sayoonara.

~Shadow Authoress

MY FAVORITE LINES FROM FICS:

"Sure!" Goofy said, and they both skipped merrily into the dense forest (which none of them had known even existed on the island).

"Okay." Ansem said, looking around. "We could probably build a nice lean-to...of DARKNESS!"

"Okay, we're gonna need lots of wood...Ansem, Larxene, you go get wood!"

From:

Survivor: Destiny Islands

By: Sora53

“Aww, how cute?” Cloud sarcastically says. “Makes me sick…”

“Go…get eaten by something,” Sora snaps back.

From:

Journey to a New World

By: Mizu Hikari

“Ahem! Well, it’s late so I’ll be off to bed. Goodnight.” Balthier said, before dashing into the tent.

“Hey, where’d Balthier go?” Vaan asked, approaching the group with Penelo’s hand in his.

“He went to go recover his dignity.” Ashe said.

From:

Untitled

By: Cherry Blossom Dreamer

“Did you hear what Vaan said about Kairi the other day? She beat him with her purse for it.” Sora said to his friends, grinning at what Vaan at told him.

“What?” Hayner questioned, wanting in on what pissed the Ice Queen off.

“He said that Al Gore should enlist Kairi for his help to stop Global Warming, because she could freeze the world in an instant, due to the fact that she’s one cold bitch.”

From:

she had the v o i c e of an a n g e l

By: Shanny-Boo

Other quotes:

1. "Darknuts. Why is it always Darknuts?

'Cause they're BIG and STUPID." ~Kelsey's fic

2. "Riku: Yeah...see, when she enters the room, all the happiness goes away. She like, sucks it from the room, like one of those dementoid things.

Harry Potter: Dementors? WHERE?! EXPECTOOOOO PATRONUUUUUUUM!" ~ random fic

3. "Jenn:...Expecto toastonum..." ~random fic

4. "Kelsey, I had a smart moment. Can I have a cookie?" ~Blake

5. "Well, if we can't find any food, we could always eat each other. First we should eat the runt, because he's weak, and then we'll eat porky over there."

"Hey, how come Kiba's not on the menu?"

"Because that guy's full of crap." ~Wolf's Rain

6. "Hey, I'm back on the island and I can FLY this time!" ~Kelsey playing KH

7. "...well, SOMEBODY'S going through puberty!" ~Kelsey again after hearing Ansem talk through Riku.

8. "Well, I'm going home and leaving this festering hell hole." "Hey, my yard is NOT a festering hell hole!" ~ my neighbor and me, out in the snow

9. "I really appreciate you saying tha-EW A BUG!" ~Jamie

10. "Those sand blasted grease monkies!" ~Wakka, FF-X

11. "Nothing tra-la-la!" ~Jareth from Labyrinth

12. "Fancy living, here we come! LALALALALA!" ~Spongebob

13. "Tell me more about...ME." ~Jafar, from Aladdin

14. "My Kairi gets good milage." ~me.

15. "I'M LIKE BUTTER, I'M ON A ROLL!" ~Ashley, who said her teacher said it

16. "Man! I think my nose just went up my brain!"

"AH! OH MY GOD!"

"WHAT!"

"You're a dork!" ~D.J. and Chowder, from Monster House

17. "...and maybe some STRING instruments." ~Kelsey

18. "WAGGA." ~me

19. "Hey, you can't talk to your mother like that!"

"You do!"
"She's not my mother!" ~Ray and Frank, Everybody Loves Raymond

20. "FA-FA-FA FREEEEEZE, VILLAIN! ~ Jamie

21. "IT'S...EMPTY!" ~Katie

21. "...I hate you, Dr. Riddles." ~Kelsey

22. "Who's this old hag?" "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "Leave her alone, Genis. She's obviously never looked in a mirror." -A random female NPC, Genis and Lloyd from Tales of Symphonia. They're insulting the NPC.

23. "I dreamt I was a moron..." -Squall, Final Fantasy VIII\

24. "PHONEX...DOWN!"

"Like hooked on phonics? YOU MEAN PHENOIX?"

"...yeah. HAHAHA. PHONEX DOWN!" ~ Rachel, then me.

25. "Okay, I've got to Cura Fort Myers and Boston, and use a Phoenix Down on Atlanta!

...WAIT A SECOND." ~Kelsey at the airport, LOL.

26. "Hey, Zidane got Cancer!" ~Kelsey, after having Zidane find the Cancer Stellazzio

27. "DUDE! Take my wish to the ANGELS!" ~Katie, after wishing on a fuzzy thing and having it flutter to the ground pitifully.

What I'll eventually write fics about: (If they are in process, they are in bold.)

Kingdom Hearts (The Beginning)(Light and Dark) (Kingdom Hearts)(Hearts of Oz)

Video Game Crossover (Arcadia)(Cosplayers)(The Authoress)(The Limits of Babysitting)(The War)

Zelda (Hylian Anthem)(The Invasion)

Animal Crossing (Yours, Mine, and Ours)

FF-X (All But the Forgotten)

Pokemon (Remnants of Sin)

FF Crystal Chronicles (More Than Clouded)

Mario (Footsteps)

FFIX (The Song of the Canary)

DISCLAIMER FOR ALL STORIES:

I DO NOT OWN:

Animal Crossing, Zelda, Pokemon, Tales of Symphonia, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, Mario, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, the Wizard of Oz, or Kingdom Hearts! I own my fictional characters! Yay!

Please review all my stories if you can!

Byah,

The Shadow Authoress

(Contact me:

email: beckster252@

MSN: beckster252

AIM: beckster252- I would rather not use this one.

gaiaonline: Kairi_Jenn )