Beware: Mild Demyx bashing.

Well, actually, I'm making him look nuts.

Same thing.

Xemnas burst into Memory's Skyscraper. "EVERYONE! I have an announcement to make!" he shouted to the remaining members of Organization XIII.

"Ohh! Ohh! You finally got the new summertime cloaks?" Demyx said.

"I ordered those a long time ago… But anyway, no. I GOT US ALL EMAIL ADDRESSES!"

"OHH! I know! You got us better cafeteria food!" Demyx cried.

"…Demyx, I just said--,"

"OR! The new tombstones for Proof of Existence!"

"Demyx--,"

"OR!"

"DEMYX! I got us email addresses!"

Demyx's face fell. "I was hoping you got us email addresses…"

Xemnas ignored Demyx and continued, "They are your aliases at spoke up. "So… mine is Roxas!"

Day one of Emailing

From: "Roxas"

To: "Axel"

Subject: Hey baby

Wanna go out sometime? My treat…

From: "Axel"

To: "Roxas"

Subject: Re: Hey baby

WHAT THE CRAP.

From: "Roxas"

To: "Axel"

Subject: Re: Hey baby

What? o.0

From: "Axel"

To: "Roxas"

Subject: Re: Hey baby

YOU ASKED ME OUT!

From: "Roxas"

To: "Axel"

Cc: "Xemnas"; "Xigbar"; "Xaldin"; "Vexen"; "Lexaeus"; "Zexion"; "Saix"; "Demyx"; "Luxord"; "Marluxia"; "Larxene";

Subject: Attention

Whoever hacked my email, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I'm changing my password. How did you figure it out, anyway?

From: "Zexion"

To: "Roxas"

Subject: Puh-leeze

Oh come ON. Everyone knew your password was 'Naminé'. Also, I Bcc'ed this to everyone in the Organization.

I want at least 5 reviews before I update.

Work with me here o.o