Uber Flare
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Joined 08-22-04, id: 657867, Profile Updated: 01-05-08
Author has written 7 stories for Tales of Symphonia, .hack/SIGN, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I am a very harsh reviewer. Most of the time, I do not give praise. I state what is wrong with the fic so you can improve, but I don't sugarcoat anything. It is not a flame, though. A flame says, "This story sucks! The characters suck and I hate you and you will never be good at writing!" I just give advice. If you are hurt, please don't review on of my stories badly as "revenge" or anything. Don't waste anyone's time.

Hey there. I'm Uber Flare, but you can call me Uber, Flare, Inu, Mace, or Canis.

I'm 13.

And I'm female. People tend to think I'm male.

Anime I like-

Fullmetal Alchemist

.hack//SIGN

That's pretty much it.

Games I like-

.hack series

Several Final Fantasies

Tales of Symphonia

Xenosaga

Current Obsessions- .hack//QUARANTINE, FullMetal Alchemist (Meep! They cancelled it!), writing for my school project, the forum I go on to, wasting my youth away...

Yes. You may have noticed I like .hack. However, the Legend of the Twilight series is the one .hack I HATE. The manga bugs me with its stupid characters parading as Kite and BlackRose thinking themselves heroes (I hate Shugo and Rena!) and the anime is grossly out of proportion, even to the manga.

General likes: FMA, writing parodies, writing stories, listening to music, my PS2, drawing, chatting, FMA action figures, sugary junk...

Hates- Projects I end up doing the night before, tons of homework, yaoi pairings, Mary-Sues, indigestion, colds...

And that's pretty much it.

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The Stupidest Thing Ever by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
Chapter Thirteen is up. It's really cracked up, too. Updated whenever I feel like it now.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005
Tifa's Bogus Journey by s'C'urvy 'K'at reviews
Tifa has finally taken all she can stand with all of the fanfic cliches she has to face. Now, in her desire to 'mix it up a bit', she cuts a swath of terror and destruction through all genres, and no overused idea is safe. Up now: The Evil Tifa ARF Clich
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,965 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Tifa L.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Playing On Heartstrings by Goldberry reviews
As most things do, it started with a rumor. "Guess what? I saw Kazu and Terajima kissing!" Kite x BlackRose. Kazu x Terajima?
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2004
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Oh, for the hate of Mary Sues! reviews
Don't you tire of endless Mary-Sue stories? This is a parody, with horrible things happening to the 'Sues, poo-colored phases, love pentagons, and Aura, evil.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005
Unstable Swan reviews
Just because my friend dared me to write a non-Mary-Sue OC fic. I hope I succeeded.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2005
Quoted: Is that really relevant? reviews
An oddly-written, irrelevant quote-style parody involving underwear longevity, arm snacks, gender confusion, and the promotion to Chief of Hogwash. Chapter 3 up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Bookworm reviews
At this point, Schiezka had begun to question her own existence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Mother reviews
The events at Exire about meeting Virginia. Just a teeny bit of fluff between Genis and Raine.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Raine S., Genis S. - Complete
Ripples reviews
You do not only affect yourself, but those around you. An openended fic about an OC. Some of you don't like them, but this is much different from anything you've read. I promise.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
An Ode to Noishe reviews
Who doesn't love that guy?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete