![]() Author has written 34 stories for Doctor Who, Invader Zim, Supernatural, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, X-overs, Shrek, iZombie, Death Note, King Of The Hill, Frozen, Pokémon, Hotel Transylvania, Addams Family, Hazbin Hotel, Seinfeld, Fairly OddParents, Deadpool, Beauty and the Beast, Lucifer, Soul Eater, and Good Place. I am Squidkin, the fire canadian prince of crime! My dear old dad, Squidlorr, God of everything, but especially squids, is in Mount Fuji, the squid core. My mother, Squidla, queen of all living things, is also in Mount Fuji. we all watch Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock together whenever I visit Mount Fuji. Superwholock for life. The only things that are out of my dad's power is to make a big crossover movie with all three, make my fan-fictions good, and give Sherlock a fifth season. It's sad really. It saddens my friend, Becky, also. Becky is not royalty, but he gives me potatoes, so all is good. I also have sauerkraut. Sauerkraut is good. The squid army will rise and kill you all in time. Sauerkraut is not sold at Kay Jewelry Store. Kay also doesn't sell gay slaves. Mom and Dad can make Kay Jewelry sell those things, but they say, "Squidkin, that's stupid." when ever i ask. Rude! They also call me insane for having a crush on George Costanza from Sienfeld. THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I also have a crush on Death the Kid from Soul Eater. KID SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY BEAT THE KISHIN, NOT STUPID MAKA!!!!! Even though I stopped watching Soul Eater because I finished the series, and they took it off Netflix :( Death the Kid is still my love. Also me and David Tennant will run away together and get married in the TARDIS. I will destroy you. Oh my Me, my fanfictions are really weird. "Scoctor Who" was made just because Becky thought the name was funny. Remember that time i had a Batman V Superman parody about Bernie and Hillary, but then i took it down? of course you don't, only 11 people read that stain on humanity. All praise the squids. And my Me, was that thing a stain. Does anyone even read these? If so, why have i not been put into a mental institute yet? The mystery of life... 42... My alias is Elaine Pond. From Seinfeld and Doctor Who. Riveting, isn't it. Also, Dark Queeeeeeen Peyton is my senpai. |