NAME: People know me by many names: Fan fiction knows me as NAMIKAZEMINATO.7799, google play knows me as EMPEROR.7799, clash of clans knows me as Minato Namikaze and my favorite game, LEGACY Of DISCORD knows me as DarkEMPEROR of DESTROYERS guild leader.

AGE: Variable

RESIDENCE: Tokyo, Japan

HOBBIES: Playing games on PC, Laptop, mobile, PS4, if it has a screen, I can play with it. Drawing and sketching. Writing and reading fanfics, hanging out with friends and checking out chicksJ I mean come on, every teenager guy does that, right? Though I never try anything funny, having two sisters drilling my head everyday successfully made me a guy who respects women.

DISLIKES: Vegetables, summers, this ugly guy living next door and Politicians.

LIKES: Family and friends, my girlfriend, Sports cars, and everything I can get my hands on.

FAVORITES:

MOVIES:

Marvel movies

Transformers franchise

FAST n FURIOUS

Harry Potter

GAMES:

ASSASSIN’s CREED (I mean come on, everyone likes those hoods and hidden wrist blades)

Need for speed franchise

Titanfall 1&2

Grid franchise

Final fantasy franchise

Metal gear solid franchise

Crew 1&2

LEGACY OF DISCORD furious wings

Halo franchise

CSgo

Crisis franchise

ANIMES:

Naruto

Naruto shippuden

Bleach

Iron man

Guyver

Witch blade

High school DXD

Sekirei

Wolverine

Inazuma franchise

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Alright, so let’s make some things clear, I love writing Naruto Fanfics with Naruto being a badass ninja and all that, I also like writing High school DXD, bleach and Harry potter fanfics (Though I haven’t written any for them as of until now).

My favorite pairings are(in order):

Naruto X Ino

Naruto X Temari

Naruto X Tenten

Naruto X Kurenai

Naruto X Anko

Naruto X Harem

Harry X Hermione

Harry X Harem

Ichigo X Matsumoto

Ichigo X Haribel

Ichigo X Yoroichi

Ichigo X Harem

Issei X Rias

Issei X Harem

My favorite Xovers are:

Naruto X Harry Potter

Naruto X Bleach

Naruto X High school DXD

My favorite Xover pairings are:

Naruto X Hermione

Naruto X Matsumoto

Naruto X Rias

Naruto X harem

Pairings I detest:

Naruto X Sakura

Naruto X Hinata (I am quite fed up with this one)

Ichigo X Rukia

Ichigo X Inoue

Harry X Tonks

Harry X Ginny

Harry X Cho

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Now that you have read everything above, you may say that you know my tastes in pairings J

I am quite fond of many traditions and societies like China, Japan, Indonesia, India, UAE, USA and Italy

Now some sagely thoughts of mine that I would like to share with my readers:

1‘Never mess with your Dad, ‘cause he is the one who pays for the new graphic card when you have burnt the last one to crisp!’

2’Never ask your girlfriend about her friends, or you’ll end up without a girlfriend.’

3’Your true real friend isn’t the one who helps you to stand when you fall, he’s/she’s the one who laughs at you while pointing towards your pouting face.’

4’Elder sisters are like the second mother who keeps you going when you lose your real one.’

5’Who says boys don’t cry? Try observing a guy who had recently lost a loved one, you’ll know the truth.’

6’Try thinking before doing something harsh, that small second of thought may save you from living a regretful life.’

7’Think before taking any decision, ‘cause there are no retries or power ups in real life.’

8’Considering yourself to be invincible or better than others is the first sign of degrading attitude.’

9’Laugh as much as you want, but remember, one day you’ll only have tears to shred if you didn’t preserved those lovely moments.’

10’If you own a mustang, think about donating it to yours truly humble author, undersigned.’

I faced a lot of problem in my first few chapters regarding the beta issue but now I have gained enough knowledge (thanks to my beta White angel of auralon) to beta read not only my own stories but the stories of a couple of other authors as well, so yeah its cheesy.

I have around twenty ideas waiting to take shape as a fanfic on this site but I am a man of my words and thus will start on those only after I have finished at least one fanfic that I am currently working on.

My first fan fiction was ‘The Invincible eyes of the Sennin’ and my newest Fan fiction is ‘The Return of Pein’. You’ll find a drastic change in my writing style as well as error correction in these two so I recommend you read the latter for a better experience.

Any ways enough about my rants here, it’s my profile for crying out loud so yeah my Email address is ‘kakashihatake.7799’ on gmail and I am sure you guys can easily understand the correct Email address. Anyone trying to get in contact with me via email can use the info above and yeah don’t forget to write ‘IMPORANT FAN FICTION’ in the subject or your email will be ignored along with other hundreds of daily shit emails.

PM me whenever you want, you’ll receive a reply in a span of 2 minutes to 2 days at most depanding on your luckJ.

I have read at least a thousand fan fictions until now and great authors wrote most of them. It’s impossible for me to mention or favorite all of them that’s why I apologize to those remaining authors. I feel honored to have names of these awesome fan fictions in my favorite section, so please do look at these and leave a review, I am sure you’ll be forced to.

So what are you waiting for? If you are an author, try finding yourself in my favorite authors or your stories in my favorites whereas if you are a reader, try reading my stories, if you are not satisfied, mind telling me how to improve?

Ja ne! Happy reading and writing!

NAMIKAZEMINATO.7799

(Yep that’s my copyright and signature)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things