My team on Fossil Fighters Champions consists of a Teffla, a Heracles, a Giga Raja, a Mamenchisaurus and a Thalassodromeus (so basically just the first vivosaurs I got at Treasure Lake). If you talk any s&@$ about me, I will hunt you down and devour your soul! Just kiddin, but please don't talk badly about me without good reason.

On Pokemon Black 2, my team consisted of my Arceus, Ho-oh, Genesect, Palkia, Kyruem and Zekrom. Ya, my team may be consisted of all legendaries, but so what? Legendaries are there for a reason: to abuse em! Apart from that, my first team was consisted of a Scolipede, the aforementioned Genesect (it was an event Genesect, it may as well have been my starter), an Emboar, a Tranquil (male), a Leavanny and a Liepard. In Pokemon Sun, my team was Decidueye, Gumshoos, Zygarde, Pelliper, Butterfree and Toucannon.

My Favorite Fossil Fighter Stuff

Favorite Vivosaur: Aeros (Aerosteon). No question. I have fond memories of that little blue ball of air blasts, tornadoes, pointy teeth and death. It was my "starter" vivosaur and it never left my team, at ALL. I refused to part with it. I just love Aeros that much.

Favorite Special Vivosaur: Zongazonga. DUH! He's f$ing awesome as hell in his vivosaur form. Nibbles from the third game is cute and so are the elemental birds, but they weren't as badass as Zongazonga (ya, Nibbles got multiple forms, but they still weren't as awesome as Zongazonga). The ONE special vivosaur that looked better than Zongazonga in my opinion is that dragon you fight in Fossil Fighters Frontier. And now that we're on the subject of the dragon... WHY THE F$ING HELL WERE YOU NOT ABLE TO GET IT!!!

Favorite Super Evolved Vivosaur: O-Rapter Fiend. No questions. Get a T-Rex Lord, make it black and you have to most badass super evolved vivosaur right there.

Favorite Villain: Let me think on that... Rex. I love dogs and a talking dog as a villain is just amazing. Wait a minute, but he, Vivian and Snivels all become good guys later...shoot. Okay, I guess Zongazonga comes in for the win again. Guhnash isn’t exactly a villain, because he's just an insanely giant organism that needs to feed on both the biological and geothermal energy of planets to survive and isn't trying to kill people and take over worlds just because.

Favorite Character: F$! Why do you have to make me decide? There are just so many memorable characters in the first two games. In Fossil Fighters, we got the fiery Rosie, the scatter-brained Dr. Diggins, the eccentric Nick Nack, the hilarious Captain Woolbeard and the Dinaurian trio (Duna, Raptin and King Dynal). In Fossil Fighters Champions, we got the funny sidekick character Todd, shy Pauleen, the distant yet believable Rupert, the lively Joe Wildwest and the knowledgeable Professor Scatterly. I admit, Fossil Fighters Frontier doesn't do the first two games credit, but I still like it. The characters were a little bit less believable, but I still enjoyed Penny, Dahila, Violet, Becky, Nibbles, Nate, Roland, Leon, Hanzo, Mei Lian and Daisy.

My Vivosaurs (Yes, I really did name them all)

Tyrannosaurus Rex-Rex, Daspletosaurus-Earthquake, Gorgosaurus-Burn Bite, Tarbosaurus-Purps, Alioramus-Needle Nose, Siamotyranus-Yellow Belly, Alectrosaurus-Blizzard, Guanlong-Papa Rex, Shanshanosaurus/Young Tarbosaurus-Junior, Allosaurus-Blue, Metricanthosaurus-Green, Megalosaurus-Agent White, Afrovenator-Africa, Sinraptor-Stripe, Giganotosaurus-Big Boi, Cryolophosaurus-Snow Snout, Carcharodontosaurus-Shark Tooth, Acrocanthosaurus-Ridge, Fukuiraptor-Smalls, Becklespinax-Thorn Back, Neovenator-Elvis, Compsognathus-Tiny, Sinocalliopteryx-Ankle Biter, Deltadromeus-Delta, Troodon-Professpr, Deinonychus-Pack, Microraptor-Parrot, Utahraptor-Montana, Velociraptor-Vicious, Bradycneme-Vampire, Archaeopteryx-Pigeon, Coelophysis-Python, Dilophosaurus-Jurassic, Spinosaurus-Lockjaw, Angaturama-Fisher, Suchomimus-Crocosta, Baryonyx-Bay, Ceratosaurus-Jeff, Carnotaurus-Diablo (No, I did not steal that name from Darksage95, although I can very much see why you would think that), Ornithomimus-Ostrich, Deinocheirus-Emu, Oviraptor-Mama, Therizinosaurus-Scythe, Brachiosaurus-Tom, Saltasaurus-Salty, Shunosaurus-Steve, Supersaurus-York, Seismosaurus-Tectonic, Apatosaurus-Littlefoot, Amargasaurus-Mohawk, Stegosaurus-Spike, Huayangosaurus-Fire Spike, Tuojiangosaurus-Water Spike, Kentrosaurus-Air Spike, Lexivosaurus-Quaker, Nodosaurus-Turtle, Ankylosaurus-Bill, Saichania-Tank, Gargoyleosaurus-Club, Sauropelta-Dust Cloud, Hypsilophodon-Wind Voice, Leallynasaura-Ice Voice, Iguanodon-Iguana, Ouranosaurus-Ouranos, Lambeosaurus-Lily, Maiasaura-Moma As Well, Anatosaurus-Ducky, Parasaurolophus-Marsh, Pachycephalosaurus-Headbutt, Stygimolich-Ram, Goyocephale-Ornament, Protoceratops-Horn, Triceratops-Cera, Styracosaurus-Fury, Einosaurus-Bufallo, Centrosaurus-Javelin, Pentaceratops-Rainbow, Pachyrhinosaurus-Thicknose, Mihuceratops-Blade, Pteranodon-Yellow, Quetzalcoatlus-Aztec, Tapejara-Toucan, Dimorphodon-Parakeet, Anhuguera-Hollow, Kronosaurus-Kronos, Futabisaurus-Serpent, Elasmosaurus-Nessie, Plesiosaurus-Bessie, Shonisaurus-Whale, Arsinoitherium-Spire, Brontotherium/Megacerops-Rhino, Elasmotherium-Jeff, Holophoneus-Saber, Andrewsarcus-Andy, Pakicetus-Otter, Smilodon-Smiles, Mammoth-Leviathan, Gastornis/Diatyrama-Big Bird, Megatherium-Sloth, Archelon-Sea, Dinomation/TC-4237-Transformer, Duna Nichs-Duna, Raptin Dinon-Raptin, Dynal XVI-Dynal, Frigisaurus-Ice Age, Ignosaurus-Heat Wave, Squik-Squeaker, Squirk-Hot Chick, Squirth-Rubble, Squilk-Silk, Squiro-Twirlio, Guhweep-Boo Hoo, Guhvorn-Migraine, Guhlith-Monolith, Aerosteon-Blue Wind, Mapusaurus-Bob, Albertosaurus-Canada, Rajasaurus-Raja, Kryptops-Kim, Archaeoceratops-Achie, Epidexipteryx-Edd, Unenlagia-Not Edd, Eoraptor-Eo's Raptor, Toba Titanosaur-Toba, Nigersaurus-Neera, Camarasaurus-Cassie, Sauroposeidon-Neptune, Mamenchisaurus-Fire Club, Argentinosaurus-Peru, Dacentrus-Duke, Tsinatosaurus-Unicorn, Hypacrosaurus-Hades, Olorotitan-Blade Head, Nipponosaurus-Noah, Chasmosaurus-Hollow

Things I dislike:

1. Bullying and bullies.

2. Stereotypes.

3. Those annoying people who constantly hate on Spinosaurus.

4. Bananas, tomatoes, and avocados.

5. Those weird people who say that dinosaurs are a lie planted by Satan.

6. Blood sucking lawyers and those annoying solicitors.

7. Those people who say their lives are rubbish and trash and say that no one understands the trouble that they are going through when they have all of their family alive and friends with them to support them.

8. Racist and sexist people.

9. Tapioca pudding.

10. Those people who think that Pterodactyl is real and think that pterosaurs, synapsids, ichthyosaurs, plesiosaurs, pliosaurs, elasmosaurs, mosasaurs, ecetera...are dinosaurs.

12. Movies where they make theropods and other carnivorous animals seem like bad guys.

13. Wild Zubat. Captured Zubat are tolerable, but where there is one wild Zubat, there are hundreds more just like it right behind.

Random Facts

1. In the first generation of Pokemon, Arcanine, Electabuzz, Magmar and Shellder were able to learn Teleport.

2. The only Pokemon incapable of learning the Technical Machine Toxic are Unown, Wobbuffet, Wynaut, Kricketot, Burmy, Tynamo and Spewa.

3. There was a clam named Ming that lived from 1499 to 2006, making it 507 years old.

4. Deadpool made more money than Guardians of the Galaxy, every Wolverine and X-Man movie and Batman Versus Superman.

5. Kyurem can't learn Ice Punch, despite the fact that his arms and claws are made out of f@#$ing ice.

6. Tokay geckos are also known as the f@#$-you lizard.

Favorite Quotes and Excerpts

"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you."

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."

"April showers bring May flowers."

“Common sense is not so common.”

"Don't depend on anyone too much in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you're in the darkness."

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he or she never shows to anybody."

"Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst."

"If you're under the impression that just because an animal is 'prehistoric' it's automatically ten times stronger, fiercer and more durable than a comparably sized animal from our time, then rest assured that this is the easiest way to kill any credibility your paleodocumentary might have had."

"I'm stronger because I had to be, I'm smarter because of my mistakes, happier because of the sadness I've known, and wiser because I've learned."

"In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present."

"Increasingly, the, mathematics will demands the courage to face it's implications."

"Monsters are tragic beings; they are born too tall, too strong, too heavy, they are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."

"No one is born hating another person because of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than it's opposite."

"One today is worth two tomorrows."

"Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear."

"The assumption that animals are without rights and the illusion that our treatment of them has no moral significance is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity. Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality."

"The noblest art is that of making others happy."

"The roots of education is bitter, but the fruit is sweet."

"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."

"Then stop trying to throw logic at nightmares. Sometimes the monsters are real, Anita. Sometimes they're real and the only way to defeat them is to be the bigger monster."

"There are only two forces that unite men...fear and interest."

"There is little point to entering a competition if one does not expect to win."

“War consisteth not in battle only, or the act of fighting; but in a tract of time, wherein the will to contend by battle is sufficiently known.”

"Watson. Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come all the same."

“We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies it is the first law of nature.”

"What good is a secret if it remains secret...secrets are meant to be discovered..."

"When you touch an animal, that animal touches your heart."

"Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change."

“Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.”

“Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this--one dog does not change a bone with another.”

“Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.”

“I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.”

“Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.”

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.”

“If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.”

“Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.”

“Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.”

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”

“The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.”

“The improvement of understanding is for two ends: first, our own increase of knowledge; secondly, to enable us to deliver that knowledge to others.”

“The improvement of understanding is for two ends: first, our own increase of knowledge; secondly, to enable us to deliver that know…”

“Fashion for the most part is nothing but the ostentation of riches.”

“There cannot be greater rudeness than to interrupt another in the current of his discourse.”

“Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself.”

“New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.”

“One unerring mark of the love of truth is not entertaining any proposition with greater assurance than the proofs it is built upon will warrant.”

“Reading furnishes the mind only with material for knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours.”

“The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.”

"There are things you can't fight: acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly you can finally fight the hurricane. You can win."

"To fight monsters, we created monsters of our own."

"Today we face the monsters that are at our door, and bring the fight them. Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse."

"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat."

"T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. You can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct."

"She is learning where she fits on the food chain... and I'm not sure you want her to figure that out."

"What's so great about discovery? It's a violent penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call rape of the natural world."

“For a good work we stone thee not, but for blasphemy because thou, being a man, makest thyself God.”

“For a God is invulnerable, being immortal in every way. He does not feel pain, nor does he bleed.”

“A paucis ad scientiam et ad sacrificium. Translation: A small sacrifice to make for knowledge.”

“My innocence is not ignorance, my past does not define me, my calm hides a storm and my kindness is not weakness.”

"To Sir Edmund Rockwell, know that I choose to remember you not as the monster you were in your final moments, nor as the secretive, obsessive man you became after I found you in the desert. I should have seen the signs then. If I had, perhaps I wouldn't have to mark this empty grave. This grave is for the man you were, and the man I will remember. He was the man who I'd talk and laugh with over tea long into the night, and the man who'd offer me supplies and a steed without a second thought. He was a scientist, a scholar and a gentlemen. Wherever that man is, I hope he is at peace. Your friend always, Helena Walker."

"Gamers don't die. They respawn."

"Minecraft is a journey of endless steps... That doesn't start until you press that first button."

"What matters most in life are quotes and stuff that tell you what life is really about. And here's a picture of a tree."

"You didn't ask for reality. You asked for more teeth."

"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true."

"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"There cannot be courage without fear."

"The theory states that Homo Deus, which are a group of godlike humans, are going endangered, and they built the ARKs as testing grounds for cloned humans so those worthy will become Homo Deus and their species will survive. These humans must survive and prevail against the hostile creatures and other humans inhabiting the Ark. After a while, some humans become powerful and indestructible with a high "Survivor Quotient" like the alpha tribes we know on official servers. The next step for them is to beat the boss or bosses."

"But as with all would-be tyrants, his hubris was his downfall. He tried to make himself the master of nature. But Jurassic Park teaches us, over and over again, that nature has no master."

"Similarities? What similarities?"

"You spend too much time worrying what other people think of you. A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of a sheep."

"If you can dream it, you can achieve it."

"There's always something bigger."

"Much I remember, but much I have forgotten. I have been in a far land, across misty voids and gulfs and unlit oceans."

"It is doubtful that a Spinosaurus would allow itself to be herded and harassed by puny humans."

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep."

"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality."

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."

"The size of your dreams must always exceed your current capacity to achieve them."

"I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it. The wild and more ridiculous something is, however, the firmer and solid the evidence will have to be."

"This world is full of monsters with friendly faces."

"When it rains, look for rainbows. When it's dark, look for stars."

"It is in the still silence of nature where one will find true bliss."

"She says nothing at all, but simply stares upward into the dark sky and watches, with sad eyes, the slow dance of the infinite stars."

"Begin doing what you want to do now. We only have this moment sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake."

"The love of all living thing is the most noble attribute of man."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"I walk into the darkness so that others can see the light."

"It's so strange that autumn is so beautiful, yet everything is dying."

"From small beginnings come great things."

"I like the darkness. There's something to the feeling of not knowing your surroundings, not seeing the color of things as they appear, but as they truly are. There's something about the unknown, the quiet, the cold. There's something I can never quite put words to. Something terrifying yet beautiful."

"We are the eyes that watch in the night. We are the ears that listen. We are the singing people."

"I admit, it is beautiful. The stars shine so clearly. I can think of no better place for my vengeance. Here, at the edge of heaven, let our battle finally be decided."

"Nobody is making you believe in evolution, gravity, tectonic plates, germs, observable reality, etc. Science isn't about making someone believe in something, it's about evidence, and regardless of if you are willing to admit it or not, things such as evolution ARE evidently true and have been verified to be such under every single condition so far observed. You see unlike religion, in science there is only on truth, one verifiable reality. It isn't about your opinion or someone else's opinion, it is about what the evidence says. Now, you don't have to believe what the evidence says, but the thing is: why would you ever want to believe in something that isn't true?"

"Science uses evidence to come to a conclusion. Creationism looks for evidence that fits a conclusion."

"Religion and science shouldn't clash... but they do because they are polar opposites. The main component of religion is faith and faith is inherently dishonest because it is belief based without evidence."

"California on zero dollars a day? Well, first you getta get some sponsors, kids, so they can give you free stuff and you can go home and sell it to all your friends."

"In the stories about Big Owl and Coyote, Big Owl was the huge, scary one, but Coyote was more dangerous because he was clever. He'd trick man and monster alike, and everyone feared him. I never believed those stories, but I sure remember the lesson."

Favorite Funny Quotes and Excerpts

"...Your ability to destroy everything with just your presence alone astounds me."

"They're not aliens, they're just penises."

"He will win who knows when to fight, when not to fight, and when to release bomb-filled spiders into the enemy's camp."

"Your mugger successfully mugged TheTerroriser for $5."

"Zoinks, motherf@#$."

"I wish I could sing like that, but unfortunately I sound like a rooster going through puberty."

"It's just like herpes: you can't get rid of it."

"When the T-Rex breaks into the Explorer in Jurassic Park, the children's screams are real...it wasn't supposed to break the glass!"

"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless."

"That's a good question you devil with a gardening fetish."

"You'd act angry too if you were constantly on fire."

"If you're ever having a stressed out day, remember the sloth. They don't do shit and they still haven't gone extinct."

”It’s a fusion of jazz and funk. It’s called junk.”

"If you had to choose between world peace and living in the Pokemon world...what would your starter be?"

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they try to pretend to be your friend first."

"Jeremy Lee Renner is an American actor, film producer, musician and Velociraptor."

"Code Brown because I just s@#$ my pants!"

"We have one thing Voldemort doesn't: noses."

"Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they'll give you them for free."

"I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God."

"It also means that it's entirely possible that I've met some unseemly end on this fascinating but exceedingly dangerous island that I call home. I suppose you could have also stolen it or I could have misplaced it in which case please proceed to either hang your head in shame or return it to me at once. Whichever is appropriate."

"Immortality comes at the price of your nose."

"Marth used Castration! It's super effective!"

"So...are we gonna be seeing something along the lines of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles made scientifically possible?"

"You may not rest now. There's a dance off nearby."

"Clitoris? I've never hard of that Pokémon."

"Foe Disable's Disable was disabled."

"Gary Motherfucking Oak is such a gentleman, he'll hold the door open for you when you're escaping."

"You're cool but you'll never be Chris Pratt leading a pack of Velolciraptors on a motorcycle cool."

"Where's your good neighbor from State Farm now b!@#$?"

"Lads, guess what. I saw a hunter fighting with the bigass wyvern. Let's go paralyze that hunter."

"Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!"

"Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!"

"What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?"

"A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, 'THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!'"

"They say, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

"It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?"

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it."

"Rump Foundation: give me your money so I can take credit for it."

"Rump lives, promises more gold shit."

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run."

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that."

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them (and I know a few)."

"He who laughs last thinks the slowest."

"Somebody get some pepper, because Ryan's getting salty over here!"

"GIT GUD YA FREAKIN BOI PLEB NOOB!!!"

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."

"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train or giant fly zapper."

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."

"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am."

"The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"

"Don't steal. The government hates the competition."

"If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense."

"Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again."

"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them."

"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"If I kill time, will it make me immortal?"

"Some people say that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. Well, they're right. Take polar bear liver for example. If you eat a teaspoon of it, you will die from Vitamin A poisoning."

“Ah yes, HP Lovecraft’s infamous domesticated terror birds. One of his most iconic monsters, yes.”

“I wanna fuckin slit my d@#$.”

“I will climb greatness mountain and grab greatness tits at the top of the peak. I will be great.”

"The Anime Fan (not to be confused with 'The Anime Man') is also known be the following names: otaku, weeaboo and dirty Chinese cartoon loving f@#$s."

"You know, this whole 'staving off the ever looming spectre of despair' thing would be a lot easier without all the dinosaurs. Did I not mention those? I should have mentioned those. Anyways, turns out that raptor attacks aren't so great for morale. True story."

"My fridge will f@#$ you up."

"Only three things are infinite: the universe, human stupidity and the amount of Zubat in Dark Cave."

"Asshole mode activated."

"Kidnapping? Why, I prefer the term 'surprise adoption.'"

"I don't always mess up pick-up lines but when I do, there's an angel in your eyes."

"Atheism: the belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense."

"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."

"Problem: loud noises. Solution: MURDER."

"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."

"I'm not lazy. I'm on energy saving mode."

"Isn't it funny how red, white and blue represent freedom...until they're flashing behind you?"

"I know I should respect your opinion, but I find that difficult because you're a f@#$ing idiot."

"I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the year to try and kill Harry. Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry's education."

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99% of germs. Lord Voldemort can kill 100% of whatever the f@#$ he wants."

"The chicken is the most sacred animal in Skyrim. Kill one of them and the whole Skyrim will hunt you down."

"There are hundreds of spells to master in Skyrim. But admit it, you never bother about them and use one of them in the whole game."

"McDonald's mascot is a clown because they're a joke."

"Girls are like Pokemon: you need balls to catch them."

"That's what Jurassic World was missing: a murderous demonic clown."

"I'm not saying they're blameless. But punishment will only lead to more ill feeling and then this cycle will start all over again. In my eyes, peace is more important than reparation."

Stuff one should do on an elevator on April the first:

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the
button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
39. When you get to your floor, push all the buttons and get off.

The following is a story about God.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you believe in God

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing too much makeup? You made fun of her for not wearing it too.

See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school.

See that guy you just made fun of for crying? He found out that his mother is terminally ill.

See that boy you just called stupid? He has disabilities and studies for hours and hours every night.

See that girl you just called ugly? She spends every cent of her money on clothes and makeup, just so people will like her.

There's a lot more to people than you see on the outside.

Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Oh yes! I read that! *Dances*

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When you open it, he collapses.

When he sees you reading it, he faints.

When he sees you living it, he flees.

Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army

and strong enough to pick up a sword. :)

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHAT I DO: Buy food for myself and my friends.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

WHAT I DO: Refer to people by their actual names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

WHAT I DO: Will stare the cop that arrested you and suddenly yell at an unexpected time: "I SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR HEART AND DEVOUR YOUR SOUL BEFORE DESTROYING EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE YOU HOLD NEAR AND DEAR TO YOUR HEART?!?!?!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHAT I DO: Make my enemies cry in pain when I torture them.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

WHAT I DO: Borrow your stuff for a real long time and pretend to forget it's yours when I actually remember very well that it IS yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

WHAT I DO: Write a magazine about your most embarrassing moments in real life before selling it to somebody for twenty dollars.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

WHAT I DO: Leave the crowd slaughtered with their heads on stakes.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

WHAT I DO: Sneak into your room, hide in your closet and wait for you to come in before yelling at the top of my voice HAIL HYDRA to try and scare you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHAT I DO: I am for life, but I may move away and have to be forced to travel to exotic locations so that I barely keep in touch with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

WHAT I DO: Kick several things out of my schedule to listen to what is wrong while destroying whatever distractions that there may be. Afterwards, I also destroy what was making your feel bad.

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

WHAT I DO: Re-enter your house at night, steal all of the food and valuables (I still owe Python from losing a bet), and leave a note saying that someone I hate was there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

WHAT I DO: Copy and paste things before adding my own unique twist to them, like I did with this.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(I dunno if the above thing is actually true, but I am just gonna, you know, post it anyways. Just in case. Little girl, I dunno why you strangle innocent people for simply reading strange words in a foreign language that they can't even understand, but could you maybe, oh, I dunno, Not kill them? I mean, sometimes I wanna strangle my sister for calling me offending names, but I don't.)

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If you saw the random word within all the empty space, pat yourself on the back (I know I did)! :D

If you, for no reason whatsoever, wanted to dress up like a bush, sit in the park perfectly still and wait for people to pass by so you could jump out and scare them, copy and paste this to your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are forever alone and proud, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and wish you could make it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

.eilforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.