Hi there! Well, Im Stacy (duh) and I love comedy (another duh) I love all the usuals- Harry Potter, LotR, Pirates of the Carribean, lots of stuff really. If you like my stuff, or if you want me to read your stuff, let me know and I will, just email me! I would put quotes here but there are way to many so Ill add a few at a time! Heres a few for starters.

Quotes from my favorite comedians:

"I like Rocks!" - Stephen Lynch (Special Ed/Fred)

"Empty Hammer!"- Stephen Lynch (Special Ed/Fred)

"So before I was a stand up comic I was a flight attendent. I had to get out of that job because of the crazy stuff that happened on board. We had a member of the Romanian family flying with us once, she was like this princess. I thought she was gonna be so much fun, the whole flight she was like this to me snaps fingers twice Juice! snap snap Coffee! snap snap NOW! She said Ill have you know in my country Im a princess, I order people around. I said that is so cool, cause in America, Im a queen, and I out rank you!" -ANT

"I worked for the most optomistic airline ever! Say were cruising along at 30,000 feet. Suddenly theres engine failure and we go down. After the plane has stopped... crashing big smile Im supossed to yell 'Open seatbelts come this way!' Then I go over to the door witch has a little peep hole to check for fire. Okay, we just crashed at 30,000 miles per hour, what are the chances of a fire? Let me check! looks through hole After I see that there is no fire, I pull on this little string that makes a slide. Now theres a little plack (sp?) by the string that says 'jerk to inflate' so I look around for George Bush. Since he's not on board I pull it myself. Then I throw up the international stop sign, thats these 5 fingers, open, not closed open, witchis gonna stop 300 of you trying to get out that door. I only way 150 pounds. On Venus.I then assign 2 people to stay at the bottom of the slide and help the people off. "You and you, stay at the bottom. Help the people off and send them away!' How many of you are staying at the bottom of burning wreckage helping people? Then I yell to you the following comands 'Jump jump two at a time form double lines, stick close together, remove shoes and dont take anything with you.' I then check for injured people and jump off myself. So all sped up this is how it looks: pretends plane is crashing, sitting on a stool HOLY CRAP WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! frantically Open seatbelts come this way! checks for fire and pulls string, hold up had Stop Mother F--ers! Jump now! Jump Jump Jump! Om my god an injured person! doing the father-son-holy spirit thing where you touch your head then chest then one shoulder then other, over and over Why am I doing this Im a jew? dragging injured person Jenny Craig woman! jumps out of plane So let me show you why I was fired! This was my plane! crash We're Gonna Die! Open seatbelts come this way! pulls string Follow my A--!" -ANT

"I WANT ATTENTION! THATS WHY I WROTE THE ATTENTION SONG! CUZ EVERY TIME I SING IT I GET ATTENTION, AND ATTENTION IS WHAT I WANT!" -Todd Glass

"When you get married everything changes. You find out the way youve always done things is wrong. You get a 30 minute lecture on how to close a cerial box. See my wife gets annoyed because I dont help clean up. I really dont see the big deal, I dont mind some junk everywhere. So I went to the doctor becasue I thought something was wrong with me. See, it turns out I have this disease that affects 110 of all males, called Clutter blindness. We look at a room and it looks perfectly clean. Im sorry honey, Id help clean the mess but I just cant see it! Clutter blind! I also dont seem to pick up on what my wife wants me to do. She leaves stuff on the bottom step of the stairs. Apparently she wants that stuff to take a journey upstairs. See I was just doing one of these Steps over bottom step and jumping on the way down. As far as Im concerned thats a good place to keep stuff! Its not on the floor! She would also leave the garbage infront of the back door. Apparently she also wanted this to take a little journey. See I didnt know that. I just assumed that ment stop using the back door." -John Heffron

Thats all for now!