Lewd Concubine
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Joined 09-18-04, id: 673720, Profile Updated: 04-06-15
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Oblivion, Murdered: Soul Suspect, Harry Potter, Bleach, Fighting Vipers, and Psycho-Pass/サイコパス.

Hello!

It’s more sweet than bitter, but I’ve retired! I will no longer use this profile or identity online. Lewd Concubine/Ryoko now leads to an email I no longer use. I apologize, but there’s really no way to contact me anymore here.

I would take down everything but I have always believed in the death of the author. Anyway, it really annoys me when people selfishly do that. Please enjoy what I have up if you wish and if a story ends too abruptly for you and you’d like to do something about it, feel free to write your own ending. It’s what I would do.

There are still a couple of remnants I might throw up and one story I dearly wish I had finished so in a moment of weakness I might put those things up or possibly my notes. Don’t be alarmed, it does not mean I am back.

I’m a woman of my word, and I am finished here.

Thank you to everyone who ever reviewed, faved, or followed my stories. It means a lot. I’m so sorry for not being able to complete them for you. Know that I am well and my reasons for this are sound.

I wish you all the best.

Ryoko

(If you’re here for Nnoitra/Szayel, give Emochromatic a try. She’s a lovely person and knows a great deal about science and medicine. Perfect for Szayel.)

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Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 207,016 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,724 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L, Near, Matt
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,033 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35607 - Favs: 26,648 - Follows: 19,626 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Game by rapid-apathy reviews
What they never understand is, it's all a game. Claude/Hannah
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Claude F., Hannah A. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5680 - Favs: 14,894 - Follows: 16,335 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Neither Heaven nor Hell by Sinnatious reviews
150 years after his death, L finally has a challenge again. One-shot.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/18/2009 - L - Complete
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Nineteen Years Later reviews
A chance encounter at Hong Kong Fashion Week 2014 leads Candy down memory lane. Raxel/Candy
Fighting Vipers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
The Ripple Effect
Makishima Shougo threw himself into the pond knowing full well he would likely drown but needing to break the surface of those placid waters and expose their dark depths anyway. He did not live nor die unnoticed.
Crossover - Bleach & Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
Caduceus reviews
Orochimaru and Voldemort are similar in some ways, but look a little deeper and you'll find two almost entirely disparate individuals. Can they set aside their ideological differences and work together? Or will the appearance of other familiar faces tear their already tenuous alliance apart? Sannin, Kabuto, Team 7, others.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Naruto U., Orochimaru
Murdered: Soul Collection reviews
A collection of Murdered: Soul Suspect drabbles.
Murdered: Soul Suspect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
Thrice Denied reviews
The thing with the end of the world is that it's never easy to accept.
Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Content reviews
What would happen if it was always Jack and Julia instead of Jack and Victoria? A vignette.
Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
Top of the World to You
Orochimaru and the Hougyoku plus Naraku and his complete Shikon Jewel. That can't be good. But when three overlords gather together, what is?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Orochimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
The Highest Honor
Triumph over adversity. An abstract one-shot. Don't let the OCs fool you. There are no self-inserts here. Everything is for a reason. To say any more would ruin the surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete