Hi, I'm PlzDontShootMeh; Please don't shoot me (Jesus Christ that's cringy) I'm a pilot, and I enjoy milsims and shit.

Well, that's a perfect intro!

Welcome to my Fanfiction page, where I post all of my weeb, terribly written and trash fanfiction.

My favourite people:

1. Simo Hayha: Motherfucker killed 505 people in fewer than 100 days and he averaged 5 people a day, he helped FINNISH the war pretty quickly (Oh god)
2. Jack Northrop: Designed a LOT of aircraft, even helped design the F-16 to my knowledge.
3. Douglas Bader: Shot down 22 enemy aircraft with wooden legs.
4. Jack Churchill: Got the last recorded kill with a longbow, joined the Commandos and was captured when a mortar strike landed on his Platoon, he was found by the Germans, playing the bagpipes, He wasn't even Scottish, and when he was put in a POW camp and decided to escape, HE JUST WALKED OUT OF THE MAIN ENTRANCE WHEN THEY OPENED THE GATES TO LET MORE POWS IN.
5. Lauri Törni: Soldier of 3 armies, fought from the 1000 lakes in Finland to Vietnam, where he died. He was described as inhuman in combat

My favourite Aircraft:

1. Panavia Tornado: best grill
2. F/A 18 Super Hornet: Sat in a few of them, pretty good service record, reminds me of the tornado sometimes.
3. P-61: Jack Northrop is the reason why, its an ugly duckling, with the part where becomes a swan is where it dives like a sub and 20mm rips aircraft apart.
4. A-26K Counter-Invader: Love these because how long they flew 'em flew a lot on them in Vietnam, flew them until the wings literally broke off.
5. Spitfire Mk 9: how could you not see this coming, I'm British! sat in a cockpit of Mk 16, not very comfortable if you ask me.

GUNS:

1. AK74: Or any version of the AK mind you, its reliable, durable and got a decent punch.
2. SA80: The L85A1 was a piece of shit, but the later version is a lot better, apparently they're developing the A3 version of it atm.(and its dropped like a mixtape 2018)
3. M14: Nice DMR, successor to the M1 Garand and predecessor to the M16.
4. M1911A1: One of the best handguns in the world, in my opinion, I would love to have one, but the UK law won't allow it D:
5. Swiss Mini Gun: Fucking adorable.

SHIPS:

1. USS Willie D: Poor ship had a terrible start but finished by refusing to sink and saving her crew.
2. SMS Scharnhorst (1907): fought to the end, the terrible irony is that the Ship named after the Admiral commanding her sinking in pretty much the same place as them.
3. USS Iowa (the Class in general): BIG BOI GUNS
4. HMS Vanguard: Britain's last battleship, and one that should have been made into a museum and she should have been sent to Korea to actually do something, instead of boating the Royal family around the world.
5. USS Prinz Eugen: Survived the war and i like the fact that the Americans commissioned it (if only for a while.)

GAMES:

1. War Thunder: pretty fun game, haven't played it in a while though.
2. Hearts of Iron 4: played the Hearts of Iron franchise since it came out.
3. ARMA 3: has a shit ton of bugs but still quite a fun game, best played with friends who share one brain cell between their family cos they do stupid shit.
4. Company of Heroes: Do I really need to explain? I like Ramming my T-34s.
5. Bomber Crew: fun little game where you command a Lancaster and its crew during WW2, good game to play for half an hour.

Stories:

Teeth of Battle: Rewriting (SW)

The East Wind: WIP (SW)

Victorious: Something to get rid of my Writers Block (KANTAI)

I dont have a fucking name for this one yet: Something to get rid of my NAVI(NAVY) boner. (KANTAI)