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Joined 09-09-04, id: 668724, Profile Updated: 11-20-08
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Van Helsing.

These things are used so you can tell the public about youself, no? But i have learned that nobody really cares what you hafta say unless its something they have discovered for themselves. Which is perhaps the most important thing…After all is it not incredable important to discover things for yourself when the words of others may be misleading?

However, if you do care about what i have to say, i swear to the gods (or god, if thats what you believe) that i am not usually this serious. Just an odd mood ive been in…I am usually a happy, smiley, and laughing person. I prefer to be optimistic and find then better sides of things rather than be all doom and gloom. But im not like disgustingly happy. I am human after all. I hate mornings, cant stand traffic, and have my bad days just like everybody else. I try to be very friendly and i absolutely love making new friends.

I work at The Great Escape in Queensbury, New York which is, to be 100 honest, the nasty shat of Six Flags. Like, seriously, if a real theme park were to take a crap, this would be it. I do, however, love my job. I am a costume character. I play 13 different characters and I also host the Get Ready To Wiggle show, and the Looney Tunes Talent Show. Also, with Fright Fest and all, I am the Stunt Actor who performs the Hanging illusion 3 times daily. So yeah…I am just a tad busy. lol

I dont have many hobbies anymore. Believe me. I used to have a life, but my job ate it. When i do have free time, i use it to talk to my boyfriend (hes in the marines so that time is very precious), or hang out with my friends, or read, and write (of course). I paint, and sing, and meditate…and that just about covers it i think…

Oh and besides writing… MUSIC = LIFE!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, Corpse-Goth-Girl, MoonyDepp.6.9.1963, Ravenclawbest, vanity is my name

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
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The Courage To Face A Scorpion by JPLE reviews
It was always going to take something drastic for Draco Malfoy to find himself. Astoria has nine months to be pregnant. Draco has nine months to be courageous. Compliant with DH. Non-compliant with CC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,274 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8887 - Favs: 6,058 - Follows: 5,507 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Dear Myself by JPLE reviews
Marauder Era - 7th year. Professor McGonagall sets a 'goal setting' task for the class of 1978; each student must write a letter to their thirty year old self. 8 chapters of 8 students. LE/JP, SB/RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,205 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
No Strings Attached by Nixxx852 reviews
Sirius and Remus hooked up with one condition: no strings attached. They weren't a couple, just two friends enjoying each others company. But, what happens when Remus finds himself getting very attached?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Secrets by xSweaterGirlx reviews
Sirius turns his back on Remus, upon discovering his true feelings. MWPP era, eventual SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Best Kept Secret Biggest Mistake by KissMeUnderTheStars reviews
Sirius Black and Remus have an interesting sort of friendship. Sirius finds himself watching the werewolf in a different sort of light nowadays. Is this due to restlessness or has something truly flourished? detailed warnings given for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,137 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Possessio by Arkadian Toad reviews
Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl. Slash, Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seriously? by Pixi.G-x reviews
Sirius and Remus make a bet. Takes the old punning to the extreme. One-shot. Mild SLASH. I do not own any characters, unfortunatly, and I thank J.K.R muchly for creating them, and for letting us do what we will with them. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Siriusly Misunderstood by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Remus has harboured feelings for Sirius for years, but Sirius is oblivious. Unfortunately, Remus is, as per usual, Siriusly misunderstood. .:RLSB Slash:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,415 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Smile for Me by Sleep Walking Chicken reviews
Another LJ community collection of oneshots, this time for the 30 smiles community. Each one shot must feature a smile. Each chapter stands alone and showcases the relationship between Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,664 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bound Forever by Countess Alana reviews
Hey! This is the sequel to To Be Rekindled. One day while Cassidy is working at the tavern, a man runs in screaming, Vampires! Cassidy's world is turned around when she is kidnapped by someone she thought to be long dead...
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 8/1/2005
A Tale of Two Puppies by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
MWPP era. My first HP fic, and the rating is for the future. In a nutshell, the boys are at Hogwarts. Eventual SBRL (if you don't like slash, don't read it) and JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Of Pranks and Homophobia by Allons-y Rosie reviews
RLSB slash! Peter adores Remus and Sirius. But he's homophobic. What happens when they play a prank on him pretending to be gay? Will it evolve into true love? Find out! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Alive All Over by CrazieDasie reviews
James dares Sirius to kiss Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Message Said by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius accidentally sends a message meant for James, to Remus. The problem? It holds a confession of Sirius' slightly-less-than-platonic feelings for Remus. Now, he is on a mission to retrieve the message before Remus reads it. :SLASH: RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Temptation by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP era][Threeshot] James gets involved at the wrong time to make a bet with Sirius to keep his hands on 'OneGirlForAWeek' without going to another. Of course, James is only messing stuff up, like usual, and Remus is left to fix it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters to Fate by FreakyKitty reviews
Sirius writes a letter to no one, but is surprised when somebody replies. Little does he know that it is Remus who is replying. Each not knowing who the other is, their relationship grows over the summer through their letters. Slash, RLSB. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Silver and Cold by StarfireFowl reviews
Remus hates it when his memories come back to haunt him. RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Furry Little Problem by sizzleberrylicious reviews
When Sirius is left to tend to Remus after his werewolf transformation, sparks will be uncovered, but will they fly? SiriusxRemus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nobody Needs To Know by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][TWOSHOT] Sirius writes Remus a love letter in his fifth year and doesn't give it to him until graduation on their seventh year. Remus doesn't see him until five years later about the note. Have Sirius' feelings changed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters to my dear Sirius by Phanael reviews
Sirius finds some letters, Remus wrote to him, while he was in Azkaban and is deeply moved by them. slash, of course. nothing too graphic. Sirius x Remus, please RR, one shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tasty Little Ficlets by Majik Beaver reviews
Mmm...everyone loves a good fic. But what about the people with short attention spans? Well worry no longer! We have a solution! Ficlets! (Rated PG-13 for language)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004
Van Hunter: Matrix of the Underworld by Christine Marquez reviews
Alright, begging didn't work. here's what i've got. Hunter Van Hunter is a Lycan out to find out more of his past when his little sidekick, Kieran, gets kidnapped. Now he must team up with a demon to get him back
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2004
The Marauder's Journal by Sora Keyblade reviews
Harry Potter comes across a book titled, "The Marauder's Journal". Written The Marauders, Harry learns of James's attempts to get Lily to go out with him. However, just like James's has problems with his love life, so does Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004
To Be Rekindled by Countess Alana reviews
She had been with him and his brides for 9 years. She was his servant. He never noticed her until one uneventful day. Could he be falling for his servant? First Fic! RR!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,852 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Seven Days of Maraudery Goodness by SlaveofStrife reviews
April Fools Day is approaching and MWPP have set themselves a challenge: They're going to try to pull as many pranks as they can within the space of a week. The question is, can they do it without getting sprung? Harmless Marauder mischief aplenty!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,733 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Fighting Fate by Miss Court-A-Doo reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter are nothing more than annoyed acquaintances attending Hogwarts. But when their world is threatened, they'll learn that jealousy and tragedy can bring them together, but love will keep them together in the end. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,486 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Seriously Sirius by Bella Caterina reviews
The journal of the infamous Sirius Black during his time in Hogwarts. Full of laughter about his friends, family and his whole life. But beware, everything written here is "seriously" twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
How Far by FireSong-05 reviews
Sirius plays with everyone's heart, including Remus'. But when Remus decides he's tired of being the toy and walks away, how far will Sirius let him go? Who will end up falling for who? SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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Destiny Will Arrive
14 year old Maggie Dell is happy with her life until a stranger in half-moon glasses and a bright purple bow tie arrives to tell her the truth about a past she cant remember. Now its time to return to the world she was forced to leave. Read&Review PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,390 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Our story reviews
Pg for now. This is actually a story with some truth in it . Takes place in the marauder's era. Full of fun. My friends and i had a blast writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 3/16/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Unfair as Fair May Be reviews
For the first time Remus Lupin has friends. But what’ll happen if when his feelings spiral out of control? Hopefully the story is better than the summary. My first SLASH fic. Eventual Remus & Sirius. Please R&R! I'll love u 4ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Moment reviews
A short story. I think it's ok. Slash. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
From Dream to Reality reviews
Sequel to The Perfect Dream. Dracula, who's back of course, is sent to the future to find AndreaOC and get his ring back. And where he goes, our favorite monster slayer and sidekick friar go too...R&R please! COMPLETE!
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,811 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Funnyish ficlets reviews
title is the summery
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Gabriel's past reviews
A funny take on what Gabriel was like before the movie and how he ended up with Dracula's ring and all that fun stuff. At least I think it's funny...COMPLETE
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
The Perfect Dream reviews
Andrea Valeria goes to sleep in modern 2004 America but wakes up in Romania in 1891! This is just the first in a series of strange yet amazing events involving several characters we all know and love. Complete! sob
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
Ficlets on flying fancies reviews
Yeah. Well, the title kinda explains it. THese are ficlets that I wrote on flying fancies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005
She Said No reviews
No one has ever refused to out with Sirius Black before. Until he asked Leah Riccardi... MWPP era...I think it's totally stingy to reveal an ending so I won't.COMPLETE(finally...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete