GREETINGS TO ALL!!!
My name is Stripesicles222. Or if you prefer, you can call me Jingles (it's a long story). Welcome to my Profile page. I hope that through reading this you will get to know a bit about me (but not enough that you can become my stalker!). Also, I hope you enjoy yourself. I tried to make it funny, but at the same time, add some serious bits. Let me know how I did!

And if I offend anyone, I'm sorry, that's not my intention.

Random Ramblings (consists of sarcasm, one-liners, puns, life stories, words of wisdom, complaints, things to ponder ... and anything else I wanted to add to my profile but couldn't find a place for).

If you read while sunbathing, are you well red/read?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Common sense isn't very common anymore. Neither is common courtesy.

Teamwork helps make a dream work.

I can't hear you, my eyes are closed.

Music should be like candy...throw away the rappers.

A person asks: "Did you hear the new rap song?" My reply: " That's an oxymoron, you moron. Rap isn't even music!"

If everyone is different, then who is normal?

When you watch a sad movie with your friends and just laugh at their reactions...

Broken pencils are pointless...

You call it sass, I call it well placed wit and sarcasm.

If I could care less, I would care less.

Essays: Teacher's definition-'A way to organize one's ideas to explain a topic to a set audience'
My definition- 'A torture device created generations ago to make the lives of students as miserable as possible.'

Optimists see the opportunity in every challenge. Pessimists see the challenge in every opportunity.

If you really want me to shut up, just give me a good book.

Practice makes permanent.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell Life to make its own lemonade.

Whoever said "words will never hurt me" has obviously never had a hard backed dictionary thrown at them.

When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

Life is difficult; it is full of trials, tribulations, sorrow, and pain. However, if you fall down, don't give up. Instead, just stand up straight, be confident, and say "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"

Three people can keep a secret if two are dead...

War doesn't determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright before they speak.

What's the first thing you do when you realize you are on fire? Do you take the time to remember your training and think "Stop, Drop and Roll"? Or do you just start running around in panicked circles screaming "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!"

Why is it that the part I dread the most about a trip to the dentist's office isn't the drill or the scraping of the teeth? Rather, it is the attempts of conversation from the dental hygienist. Honestly, how am I supposed to talk with your fingers in my mouth?

FUN FACTS (at least, I think they're pretty cool...)

Hitting your head against the wall burns an average of 150 calories an hour. (Please do not try this at home. You could get seriously concussed.)

In some of the old black and white horror films, chocolate syrup was used to represent blood.

Cats don't actually have nine lives. Go figure.

Life Goals:

1. Learn to play an instrument: check (clarinet, piano, saxophone, some guitar, a bit of flute, a summer of violin lessons...)

2. Write a short story: check (That's what I'm here for, isn't it?)

3. Learn another language: Kind of. I've learned French, but I'm not quite fluent.

4. Graduate High school: check.

5. Become a Dragon: Sort of (does owning and wearing dragon pajamas [with tail and everything] count?)

6. Having a life: Somewhat...

7. Have friends (real ones, not just online): check.

8. Get over all obsessions (including LotR and HTTYD): Yeah, not gonna happen (who's writing these goals anyway?)

9. Finding the end of the rainbow: Umm, that's scientifically impossible. (Seriously, who's coming up with these?)

10. Being able to count to ten: Okay, that was a kindergarten goal, not a life goal.

11. Having an account on all social media sites: Are you kidding?! I hate social media and refuse to take part.

12. Having 1,000 followers on Facebook: Did you not hear/read my previous response. NO SOCIAL MEDIA!!

13. Have all the money in the world: That one is just unrealistic.

14. Getting your braces off: Umm, I've never had braces.

15. Meeting the real Easter Bunny: That's it. I'm done here.

16. Being the ruler of the universe: Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

17. Causing the Apocalypse: Why would I-

18. Surviving the Apocalypse: ...Really?

19. Becoming a Turtle: Forget that, I will find whoever is writing these 'goals' and do something I may regret later...

20. ... : That's what I thought :)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!

1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. ;3
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

Add your name to the list, please. It starts after my name.

Liliana Dragonshard, BringbackDannyPhantom, Stripesicles222

So I was reading someone's profile (Don't judge me, you are doing it now!) and I came across this. I found it amusing...
(If you are curious, that someone was FrivolousFlare)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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If they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the divine God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit,

Then copy and paste this in your profile.

My Favorite...

Movies:
How to Train Your Dragon
Lord of the Rings
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Lego Movie
The Princess Brides
Star Wars (original trilogy)

Books:
Lord of the Rings
The Beyonders Trilogy
The Chronicles of Narnia

TV Shows: (You might notice they are all cartoon)
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Code Lyoko
DreamWorks Dragons
Danny Phantom
RWBY
Teen Titans
Trollhunters
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Young Justice (mainly season 1)

Anime:
Attack on Titan
Fairy Tail
Sword Art Online

Video/Computer Games:
Kingdom Hearts
Monkey Island
Sam & Max

Bands/Artists:
Petra
Imagine Dragons
Jeff Williams

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alleyway just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

My Favorite Quotes:
Honestly, there are a lot of great quotes out there, and the shows have really awesome lines. So this is a VERY abridged list.

"The wisest have ever lived a more simple and meager life than the poor." -Henry David Thoreau

"The question is not what you look at, but what you see." -Henry David Thoreau

"The thunderbolt falls on an inch of ground, but the light of it fills the horizon." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Teen Titans:

“Evil beware, we have waffles.”-Raven

“Ooh bad grammar; That oughtta scare him!” –Raven

"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor." -Beast Boy

"There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter." -Starfire

Young Justice:

“Well get Traught!” -Robin

“No. No way I’m nearly drowning three missions in a row!” –Artemis

Danny Phantom:

“Butter Biscuits!” –Vlad Masters

“WE’RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!” -Danny F./Sam M.

"Goin' Ghost!" -Danny

"Never is Karma's doorbell. Ding dong, it's for you!" -Sam

Jack: "I call it the Ecto-Stoppo-Power-ofier! Am I a genius or what?"
Jazz (deadpan): "Only if you can spell that."

"That's all you do? Put people to sleep?...Are you sure you're not a teacher?" -Danny

The Princess Bride:

"Have fun storming the castle!" -Miracle Max

"I am not left-handed."-Inigo Montoya

"You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to kill you."
"You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to die." -Inigo/Dread Pirate Roberts

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Dread Pirate Roberts

Star Wars: A New Hope

"Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?" -Princess Leia

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back:

"Judge me by my size do you?" -Master Yoda

"You must unlearn what you have learned." -Master Yoda

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi:

"When Nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?" -Master Yoda

"It's a trap!" -Admiral Ackbar

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
"Your faith in your friends is yours!" -Luke/The Emperor

The Hobbit (the book. I disliked the movie):

"Never laugh at a live dragon." -Bilbo Baggins

"If more of us valued food and her and song above hoarded gold, it would be a nicer world." -Thorin Oakenshield

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” -Gandalf the Gray

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring:

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." -Gandalf the Gray

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens" -Gimli the

“The wide world is all about you: you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out.” -Gildor

"Shortcuts make delays, but inns make longer ones." -Frodo Baggins

“It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.” -Samwise Gamgee

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear." -Aragorn son of Arathorn

"The wise speak of only what they know." -Gandalf the White

“Things will go as they will, and there is no need to hurry to meet them.” -Treebeard

“The burned hand teaches best. After that advice about fire goes to the heart.” -Gandalf

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King:

"Fair speech may hide a foul heart." -Samwise Gamgee

"A traitor may betray himself and do good that he does not intend" -Gandalf the White

"A hasty stroke oft goes astray." -Aragorn

How to Train Your Dragon

"We're Vikings, it's an occupational Hazard"-Stoick the Vast/ Hiccup

"Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones. What's with that?"-Gober the Belch

"I am hurt! I am very much hurt!" -Tuffnut Thorston

Gobber: Today is very much about survival. If you get blasted, you're dead. Quick! What's the first thing you will need?
Hiccup: A doctor?
Fishlegs: Plus 5 speed?
Astrid: A shield!
Gobber: Shield! Go!

Gobber: No attacks tonight, study up.
Tuffnut: Wait, you mean read?
Ruffnut: While we're still alive?

Stoick: So who's with me?
Vikings: *muttering and mumbling, their refusals*
Stoick: All right, those who stay behind will look after Hiccup.
Vikings: To the ships! I'm with you, Stoick!

"YOU SON OF A HALF TROLL, RAT EATING MUNGE BUCKET!" -Astrid Hofferson

"The gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug... No, not me. I manage to lose an entire DRAGON!" -Hiccup

"...and that's for everything else." -Astrid

"Who, me? Nah, come on. I'm waaay too muscular for their taste. They Wouldn't know what to do with all this."
"They need toothpicks." -Hiccup/Gobber

Dreamworks Dragons: Riders of Berk

"Sweet baby Thor in a Thunderstorm, GO!" -Astrid

"Ugh! I'm gonna be seeing flaming sheep in my dreams for months!" -Hiccup

"It's not supposed to be fun...it's a Hiccup idea."-Astrid

Dreamworks Dragons: Defenders of Berk

"Spoons? They're dropping spoons? Why are they dropping spoons? What does this mean? Could this possibly be a spoon of surrender?" -Dagur the Deranged

"Is it wrong to root for the trap?"-Astrid

"What is this guy, like, the King of Armadas? Does he go anywhere without one?" -Hiccup (about Dagur)

"We can get into trouble pretty much anywhere; Remember that empty room?" -Tuffnut Thorston

Astrid: "This could get dangerous."
Hiccup: "What makes you think that?"
Astrid: "Oh, I don't know... Islands disappearing mysteriously, dragons fleeing in terror...Call it a hunch."

" 'Chomp, chomp, there goes your island' big." -Astrid

"No one is kissing me on the lips. EVER!" -Astrid

Dreamworks Dragons: Race to the Edge

"I hate traitors." -Dagur

Snotlout: "Can we please do something? My mouth is starting to freeze shut!"
Astrid: "Don't get our hopes up."

"In the immortal words of the Mighty Thor: 'When something looks perfect, it probably sucks!'" -Tuffnut

"Two bodies, half a brain!" -Snotlout (About the Twins)

Tuffnut: "Look, I just have a feeling about this place. And I think we all know what happens when I get a feeling."
Astrid: "We ignore it?"

"Punch me, because I must be drea-OW!" -Tuffnut

"Element of surprise; key to any battle. Now land and give me twenty!" -Astrid

"No one is burning anyone at the stake."
"Hiccup's right... Let's just throw him off the cliff!" -Hiccup/Ruffnut

Red VS Blue

"Never say goodbye. If you don't say goodbye then you aren't really gone, you just aren't here right now." - Carolina (quoting her mother)

Felix (aiming gun at Caboose's head): "Say goodbye to your stupid, blue moron.
Felix: *Pulls trigger, and confetti falls out of barrel*
Felix: "What is wrong with you people?"

"I think the very best part about friends... well, the part most people forget at least... is that no matter how many friends you do lose... you can always make more. And that's pretty neat!" -Caboose

"I am my own worst enemy's worst enemy!" -Sarge

"Ironic that friends who we would defend with our lives are so often the ones we hurt." -Muggins

Avatar: The Last Airbender:

"They have buildings here that don't melt!" -Sokka

~"Secret tunnel, secret tunnel, through the mountains, secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel!!"~ -Chong and Moku

"I always say, the only thing better than finding something you are looking for, is finding one thing you weren't looking for at a great bargain!" -Iroh

"We're in enemy territory; these are enemy birds!" -Sokka

RWBY:

"Victory is in a simple Soul." -This Will Be the Day (Vol 1 intro)

"It is in your best interest to be paired with someone with whom you can work well. That being said, the first person you make eye contact with after landing will be your partner for the next four years." -Professor Ozpin

"Great, the gang's all here. Now we can die together!" -Yang Xiao-Long

"I will seriously pay you to shut up."
"That's not your money."
"No, but it could be yours for five minutes of silence!" -Emerald/Mercury

"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!!" -Ruby Rose

"It's not about overpowering the enemy, it's about taking what power they have." -Cinder Fall

Oobleck: "As a huntsman, I've had my fair share of tussles.
Ruby: "Like the mushrooms?"
Blake: "Those are Truffles."
Ruby: "Like the sprouts?"
Yang: "Those are Brussels."

"These are certainly some spectacular spectacles on which to spectate!" -Dr. Oobleck

"Even if you know how a story ends, that doesn't make it any less fun to watch." -Cinder

"Aww. Gee darn it." -Random Bartender

Ruby: "Don't you have like, four sisters?"
Jaune: "Uh...seven."
Nora: "You know, that actually explains a lot."
Jaune: "Wait, what do you mean?"

"How is me using my Semblance any different than someone else using theirs?"
"Because not everyone else's is basically a temper tantrum." -Yang/Taiyang

"By doing nothing and staying silent, we let others act in our place. And if we are not proud of the choice they make, then we have no one but ourselves to blame." -Blake

"If you are not loving what you are doing, then you're in the wrong field. Do what makes you happy, children." -Tyrian Callows

I won't forget all that you've done for me. Don't forget all I can do to you." -Salem

"If it was easy, then it wouldn't be important, right?" -Saphron

Kingdom Hearts:

"If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one? And suppose there are other worlds? Then ours is just a little piece of something much greater. So we could have just as easily ended up somewhere else, right?" -Riku

Monkey Island:

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?" -Herman Toothrot

"Look! A three-headed monkey!" -Guybrush Threepwood

"Suffering Sailors! 'Tis good to be dead!" -LeChuck

Half-Life 2

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." -The G-Man

Disney's Descendants:

"The fate of the free world rests on your shoulders...Don't blow it" -Maleficent

Soul Eater

"Being a gang leader means wearing steel-toed boots, dressing horribly, and picking fights." -Death

"No matter how lost you feel, there's always a way out." -Medousa

Favorite Characters:

Avatar: The Last Airbender
Toph
Katara
King Bumi

Danny Phantom
Samantha (Sam) Manson
Danny Fenton/Phantom
Frostbite

How to Train Your Dragon (and DreamWorks Dragons)
Astrid Hofferson (all-time favorite animated character)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
Heather (Race to the Edge)

RWBY
Maria Calavera
Blake Belladonna
Professor Oobleck

Star Wars
R2-D2
Luke
Wicket (And all other Ewoks. They're just so cute!)

Teen Titans (Original, not GO!)
Raven
Jinx

The Lord of the Rings
Legolas
Aragorn

Young Justice
Artemis Crock
Robin/Nightwing

Favorite Bible Verses:

Psalms 18:2 'The Lord is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer. My God, my rock in whom I take refuge. He is my shield and the horn of my salvation. My stronghold.'

Philippians 4:4-7 'Rejoice in the Lord always; I will say it again rejoice! Let your gentleness be known to all, the Lord is near. Do not be anxious about anything, but in all things through prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God which transcends all understanding will guard your hearts and minds in Christ Jesus.'

I Corinthians 10:13 'No temptation has seized you except that which is common to man. But God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so you can stand up under it.'

Hebrews 11:1 'Faith is the assurance of what we hope for, and the certainty of what we do not see.'

Isaiah 40:31 'But they who wait for the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint.'

Genesis 1:27 'God created man in His own image; in the image of God he created them; Male and Female he created them.'

Hebrews 13:6 'So we can confidently say, "The Lord is my Helper; I will not fear. What can man do to me?"'

Deuteronomy 6:5 'Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.'

Psalm 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.'

You know you live in the 21st century when:

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) Your reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have Facebook or Instagram.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) You are thinking about forwarding this list to all of your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number five, or, more specifically, the lack of number five.

10) You are now scrolling back up to see if there was a number five.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile/story/etc!"

13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know that you did.

Lately I have been obsessed with riddles. Here are a few to take a gander at. The answers are below.

1. Which word in the English dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

2. What gets broken without being held?

3. Forward I am heavy, backward I am not.

4. What has one eye but cannot see?

5. Take off my skin and I will not cry--you will.

6. I am a cold man without a soul. If there is any warmth inside of me, it will slowly kill me. What am I?

7. It stalks the countryside with ears that do not hear.

8. I am tall when I am young, and short when I am old.

9. They come out at night without being fetched and lost in the day without being stolen.

10. I have keys but no locks, space but no room. You can enter, but can't go outside. What am I?

11. In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack once pulled back. What is it?

12. I can only live where there is light, but if the light shines on me, then I die.

13. What goes up and down without moving?

14. I am a king, but also a common tool of measure.

15. Kings and queens may cling to their power, and the jester's got his call. But you'll soon discover, the common one outranks them all.

16. What makes a loud noise when it changes its jacket, becomes larger, but weighs less?

17. What kind of pet always stays on the floor?

18. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

19. It can be cracked, it can be made. It can be told, it can be played.

20. What do you throw away, but keeps coming back?

21. The more there is, the less you see.

22. What building has the most stories?

23. What belongs to you, but is used most often by others?

24. Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Answers

1. Incorrectly

2. A Promise

3. Ton

4. A needle

5. Onion

6. Snowman

7. Corn

8. A Candle

9. Stars

10. Keyboard

11. Bullet

12. A Shadow

13. A Staircase

14. A Ruler

15. Ace

16. Popcorn

17. A Carpet

18. Smiles- there's a mile between the S's

19. A Joke

20. A Boomerang

21. Darkness

22. A Library

23. Your Name

14. So they can fight (k)nights

WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN
By: Carol Wimmer

When I say..."I am a Christian",
I'm not shouting, "I am saved!"
I'm whispering, "I was lost."
That is why I chose this way.

When I say..."I am a Christian",
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
And need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
And pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are too visible.
But God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches
Which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority;
I only know I'm loved.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!"
HTTYD FANS: say "OH MY GODS!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!"

HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or my dragon will burn you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME, SOMEBODY!"
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh My Gosh"
HTTYD FANS: say "Oh Dear Thor"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it

HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tailpiece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'

NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile before the Red Death gets them!

I would like to ask you to please check out KodiakWolfe13 and MartytheMartian. These two have played a big role in influencing both my fanfiction life and my life in reality. Thanks, you two!

While you're at it, check out RandomReaderThatWrites. Ran has been a great encouragement in my RWBY related writings and is just an all-around awesome person.