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Joined 08-06-04, id: 648287, Profile Updated: 02-17-20
Author has written 47 stories for Leverage, Tudors, Sherlock Holmes, Toy Story, 101/102 Dalmatians, Pride and Prejudice, Big Bang Theory, Mad Men, Sherlock, Brave, 2012, Downton Abbey, 1776, Hour, 2011, and Ghostbusters.

Hiya! My name is Cait. I'm from a small, unimportant town in a slightly larger, still unimportant state. I am the tattooed, pierced, former Division 1 Big Ten athlete, nerd graduate student your grandmother would have warned you about had she known I existed. I'm currently working on my PhD in Early American History. Honestly most of my fanfiction is written when I'm hiding from my dissertation.

I have a tumblr! You can find me @trivialqueen. I am more than excited to talk to people about just about anything, but especially fandom stuff. Never hesitate to drop me a line. I also have a profile on Archive of Our Own (AO3), my pen name there is also Trivialqueen. Some of the stuff on that profile is crossposted here, some of it is not.

A note about my stories: Many of my stories are actually collections of one shots based around characters, pairings, and a short prompt. If you have a suggestion for any of these pieces - be it a pairing, character, prompt, or all of the above, please feel free to PM me. I really like talking to people. I also have a habit of footnoting my stories (I'm a historian married to a historian/documentary editor footnotes are ingrained), footnotes and particularly links work better on my AO3 stories than here I've found, so if you really want to see my sources/references I would encourage you to check out my stories over there.

Some of my favorite Shows are: The Daily Show, Stranger Things, The Tudors, Star Trek: The Original Series, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Downton Abbey, The Newsroom, The Hour, any and every Mystery Show ever (Miss Fishers, Poirot, Midsomer Murders, Cadfael, etc. etc. etc.).

Some of my favorite Books are: Murder Mysteries! (Poirot, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Whimsey, Sophie Katz, etc. etc. etc.), Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Little Women, To Kill a Mockingbird, Jane Eyre, Good Omens, among others.

Some of my other favorite things are: Politics and history (hence the dissertation), cats, red lipstick, sky high heels, trivia, coffee, rainy days and murder mysteries, conspiracy theories, super cheesy, smutty romance novels, and quotes.

Some of my favorite quotes are:
"On a personal note, I'm a comedian who makes fun of what I believe to be the absurdities of our government." Jon Stewart.

"People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point." George Carlin

"Humor is just another defense against the universe." Mel Brooks

"I'd like to offer my moral support, but I have questionable morals." Tee Shirt

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Mark Twain

"The show you are about to watch is a news parody. Its stories are not fact checked. Its reporters are not journalists. And its opinions are not fully thought through." Daily Show Disclaimer

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." Pat Robertson

Dame Cait, of the Order of the Towel. August 15th, 2009.

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King Arthur II by Boleyn Girl13 reviews
What if Henry VIII's older brother, Prince Arthur, had survived long enough to be King? Takes place before the start of the Tudors and during the Tudors. Serious Alternative History. Written in response to a challenge. A project spanning ten years, started when I was 16, so please take that into consideration when you leave reviews on early chapters.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 373,241 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Catherine of Aragon, Jane Seymour
The Sadder But Wiser Girl by the classicist reviews
London 1927. Edith Crawley isn't a naive young girl anymore - she's an independent woman, a writer, a mother. Michael Gregson is a distant memory and Edith is managing just fine, thank you very much - until, that is, an old and rather familiar face makes a sudden reappearance, setting off a startling chain of events for everyone concerned.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 106 - Words: 209,307 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Edith C., Anthony S., M. Gregson - Complete
Blood Feud by FandomDancer reviews
Six months after the defeat of Vigo the Carpathian, Peter is forced to struggle with the memories of his parents' deaths and Ray faces the loss of his bookshop as a new ghost in New York makes it personal. Meanwhile, newcomer Erica Crane picks up a book with dire consequences. Rated T for language, sensuality, and some scary scenes. Peter/Dana, mild Janine/Egon, Ray/OC. COMPLETE!
Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2018 - Published: 1/10/2018 - Egon, P. Venkman, Ray S., OC - Complete
The Long Game by emospritelet reviews
AU, no curse. Belle French's life in Storybrooke is comfortable and uncomplicated. However, when she meets the enigmatic Mr Gold and decides to make a deal with him, she doesn't foresee how her world will be turned upside down. The strange thing is, she feels as though she's met him before... Mostly Rumbelle with other ships here and there
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 395,401 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Belle/Lacey - Complete
After the Ball by Baron Munchausen reviews
Sir Anthony Strallan never expected his life would be turned upside down at the Callendar Becketts' Ball early in the summer of 1914. Lady Edith Crawley never expected that any man would choose her above her more alluring sisters. They were both wrong. NOW COMPLETE!
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,443 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Anthony S., Edith C. - Complete
Where Angels Dwell by Baron Munchausen reviews
Anthony has to fight to save Edith from a terrible fate...At present this is AU but set after the 2012 Christmas Special.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,164 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Anthony S., Edith C. - Complete
The Archdeacon and the Gypsy by Leraiv Snape reviews
Role-Reversal Romance: Esmeralda pursues the Archdeacon of Notre-Dame, Claude Frollo, throwing both of them into crisis. Based on "Frollo and Esmeralda: A Love Story" Parts 1&2, to be found on YouTube.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,951 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Esmeralda, Claude F.] - Complete
Oh, Charles by kouw reviews
The servants' bedrooms in the attic are terribly quiet at night, until one night Anna overhears something... Rated T, I think I can get away with it.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - E. Hughes, C. Carson - Complete
Busted by Onesimus42 reviews
Charles and Elsie run into friends. The last of the picture explaining fics.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2012 - C. Carson, E. Hughes - Complete
Breaking Horses by Howlingmojo reviews
Life in the Palace of Justice as seen through a gypsy's eyes. A gypsy with dirty feet and a conflicted heart.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
The Darkest Night by awomanking reviews
House tightly shut his eyes. This had to be a Vicodin-induced hallucination. It seemed incomprehensible that someone could have reduced Cuddy to this. huddy
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Sustain or Concerto for the Famished in D Minor by MaybeAmanda reviews
"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,120 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Remember What You Told Me: A Reeveverse Red K Tale by Kala Lane-Kent reviews
Forced to attend a Journalism Expo in Las Vegas, Lois and Clark find themselves in a unique situation after meeting an informant in the hotel bar. Oneshot.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
The Eyemote by Tilts At Windmills reviews
There are many things that Henry desires, but sometimes, it is just a certain expression in the eyes of his Master Secretary. Slash, Henry/Cromwell. Reader beware: it's M for a reason.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - King Henry VIII, Thomas Cromwell
The Rose of the World by Doctor Madwoman reviews
After the trial at Bridewell Palace, 1529, Katherine of Aragon makes a choice that alters her life and the lives of those closest to her forevermore.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,538 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Catherine of Aragon, King Henry VIII
Indubitably by Fiercest reviews
In which she is forever 'That Woman' and he isn't quite as annoyed as he should be. Holmes/Irene
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Tabby and Her Kit by uber grasshopper reviews
Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,157 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
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The Flower Maidens reviews
Part three of Lady Edith's Murder Mysteries – summaries of previous stories in author's note. Lady Edith Crawley faces her toughest challenge yet – serving as manners coach to four underprivileged young girls. When one of her 'Flower Maidens' disappears Edith must rely on her friends, as well as Sir Anthony's twin nieces to solve the mystery.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/28 - Edith C., Anthony S., OC
Blow Gabriel Blow reviews
Sequel to 'Cocaine Blues' – not necessary to read first, summary in author's note. Lady Edith, now settled into London life and her role as Editor-in-Chief of The Sketch, finds more than a dead body behind the Green Mill Jazz Club. Sir Anthony Strallan is back in her life and if she's going to solve this murder, she must first deal with the mystery that is her feelings for him.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,623 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/25 - Edith C., Anthony S., OC - Complete
Quarantunes reviews
Her options were either self-isolate with Lola in her tiny studio flat or temporarily move into a spacious old farmhouse with her boyfriend of four months, Anthony Strallan. Love in the time of Corona is weird. (A series of one-shots, out of order) [Part of the Cold Feet AU]
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22 - Edith C., Anthony S.
You Better You Bet reviews
I call you on the telephone, my voice too rough with cigarettes/I sometimes feel I should just go home, but I'm dealing with a memory that never forgets...Anthony Strallan the night of his 50th birthday. [A modern Andith AU]
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28 - Edith C., Anthony S. - Complete
Cocaine Blues reviews
Shortly after her wedding-that-wasn't, Lady Edith Crawley accepts a position as a columnist at The Sketch magazine. She moves to London, hoping to restart her life. Edith's new life and newfound modernity, is tested when her boss, Michael Gregson, is found dead. AU post 3x03: Edith-centric, some focus on past Edith/Anthony relationship, feat. OCs and one murder mystery.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/29 - Edith C., Anthony S., OC - Complete
Gotta Get Up reviews
A Modern Downton Abbey AU. Novelist Edith Crawley has been on three dates with Anthony Strallan, the local large animal vet. She's invited him to her place for their fourth date - dinner and some "Netflix and Chill". How was he to know she wasn't actually interested in watching the show! One-shot. Andith. Rated for some language and decidedly sexy times.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13 - Edith C., Anthony S. - Complete
Bell, Book, and Candle reviews
Ring the bell. Close the book. Quench the candle. Time to show this prehistoric b- how we do things downtown. An AU telling of the 1984 Ghostbusters film. Egon/Janine, Peter/Dana, Ray/OFC, Winston/OFC. Warnings: Gratuitous footnote abuse, swearing, sexual content in thought, word, and deed.
Ghostbusters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Egon, Janine M., P. Venkman, Ray S.
Articles reviews
A collection of short moments in the lives of Edith, Anthony, and others in their lives. Some happy, others less so, a few AU.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Edith C., Anthony S.
A Merry War reviews
Young Macintosh/ OFC. Rosalyn Brolchain was raised to be mindful of her temper and reserved with her emotions. Winter winds, ice and snow rise when her temper flairs. Hers is a cold fury. Out of her four sisters Rosalyn is the most in control. Unless Dougal Macintosh is concerned, then she is as raw as the winds she conjures.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,891 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Young Macintosh, OC - Complete
Scars reviews
A collection of one shots revolving around past, present, and future hurts and healing of various characters and couples from 'The Hour'. Featuring (but not limited to): Bel/Freddie, Lix/Randall, McCain, Mrs. Kish.
Hour, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Complete
Christmas in Cambridge reviews
"No you didn't, not really. Earlier this evening you snogged me in front of my siblings and told my seven year old niece to call you Uncle Sherlock." Sherlolly. Oneshot. Unrelated to and probably falsified by Season Three. See Author's Note for specifics. Rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Bedding reviews
"The Laird and his Lady are now abed." She said clearly, taking a deep breath to support her words over the crowd gathered. "But we are not and the night is still young, shall we return to the dance and finish the Lord Macintosh's wine?" MerGuffin, mentions of Young Macintosh/OFC. A one-shot continuation of 'A Merry War'.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Merida, Young McGuffin, Young Macintosh - Complete
A Cool, Cool, Considerate Man reviews
To the congress he is cool, calm, and collected, only to his wife does he let his true feelings be known. A collection of moments between John Dickinson and his wife.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013
Valentine's Day reviews
The microwave clock changes from 11:59 to 12:00. He smiles and leans in for another kiss. She never did remember it was Valentines' Day. He never did remind her. Sherlolly. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Tis a Long Story reviews
Wee Dingwall returns home after the Betrothal Games. Dingwall/OFC. A slight prequel to 'A Merry War'. Complete. Two-shot.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Wee Dingwall - Complete
Stand reviews
Established Sherlolly. Oneshot. Rated T for language and content. "If he rattles that door one more time I'm going to give him a piece of my mind and I hope he chokes on it." She growled, wide awake now. No sooner spoken did the sound of shoulder to wood reach them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Oddments: The Musical reviews
I did some housecleaning today and found a stash of Song!fics I'd written earlier, all taking place in the Oddments Universe. And so here they are for your reading pleasure. Songs, prompts, fun, M rated material! Featuring Philip/ Mary, William Parr, Anne & Edward Seymour, Francis Bryan/ Katherine Parr, and Anne Boleyn. As well as an amazing taste in music...
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
3 AM reviews
He lowered his forehead to rest beside his hand and for a moment stood there with his eyes closed listening to the ratta-tat-tat of the rain outside and the tears falling like rain inside and the sound of his own heart breaking. Spoilers(ish) from Season Three. reposted with formatting changes.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - C. Carson, E. Hughes - Complete
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again reviews
472 Years ago, July 28th, Thomas Cromwell was put to death at leisure of the King.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete
Oddments Reprise reviews
This is unrelated to Oddments, and yet it is its sequel. More prompts, more fun! More M rated material. Featuring Eustace/ Margaret, Philip/ Mary, Cromwell/ Elizabeth, TomKat, FalKat, Wolsey/ Joan, Knivert/ AoC. And many more. Updated July 18, 2012.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 49,098 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009
Body Heat reviews
Molly Hooper died last night of hypothermia. She was thirty-two years old and stubborn. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Errol Flynn reviews
Now, while he was still on top of the world, he needed to kiss the girl and make the dramatic exit appropriate to the idiom. One-shot, a companion to episode 5.05. Lane-centric.
Mad Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Complete
And a Sixpence in her Shoe reviews
"How Blue is Blue?" He asked seriously. Originally Something Borrowed. Five looks at the wedding of Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler's daughter. Future fic, children.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas reviews
On the fourth day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me... Multiple Carols, Traditional and Modern, and Multiple pairings, Traditional and AU.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009
Over the Rainbow reviews
471 Years ago, July 28th, Thomas Cromwell was put to death at leisure of the King.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete
Superbius et Praeiudicata reviews
Or Darcy, Wickham, and Catullus. Written for a class as part of a Latin Poetry Translation Assignment.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Moments reviews
Roger/Anita. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Fluff. New Chapter as of 2/12/11.
101/102 Dalmatians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Roger, Anita
Pon Farr reviews
Crack!fic. Thomas Cromwell is a Vulcan, you know it, I know it. This comes with some complications, two words: Pon Farr. The blood fever that tells Vulcan males they must mate or die. Thank God he has Elizabeth. Merry Christmas, you're welcome. Rated M.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete
Only Women Bleed reviews
Thomas was ten the first time his father hit him.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete
The Price reviews
In order to save him, she had to first betray him. AU. Cromwell/Elizabeth. Dark, explicit content.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - King Henry VIII, Thomas Cromwell
Happy Anniversary reviews
"If this is going to work, Thomas, you're going to have to get rough..." Thomas and Elizabeth Cromwell celebrate another anniversary. Very M, PWP, BDSM.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete
I Am Stretched on Your Grave reviews
470 Years ago, July the 28th, Thomas Cromwell was put to death at leisure of the King.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete
Just a Dream reviews
"It was awful...somehow this strawberry scented bear - that sounded just exactly like Ned Beatty - had managed to get us trapped in the incinerator." Human!Bo/Woody one-shot.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bo Peep, Woody - Complete
The Irregulars reviews
100 words based on 100 words, The Great Detective, his Boswell, the Woman, other observations. Movie, Doyle canon, and rampant AU.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Snippets reviews
Leverage related odds and ends, primarily drabbles pulled from the margins of my notebooks. Full explanation inside. Nate/ Sophie, Eliot/ OFC, Hardison/ Parker. Rated T to M for Strong Language and References.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Oddments reviews
Vignettes based around a table of 100 prompts. Multiple Characters, Pairings, and Points of View. Including, but not limited to: TomKat, Cromwell, Anne Boleyn, Wolsey/ Joan Larke, etc. Full explanation inside. Complete.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 103 - Words: 34,094 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Opus reviews
His eyelids a canvas he viewed each moment in the melody, each moment with her that brought out the music in him. Written for the Nate/ Sophie Ficathon on Livejournal.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete
Xanadu
The Zinnias had no ulterior motives, her Azaleas had no secrets, the Lilacs loved a little compassion and caring. Why couldn't he be more like her garden? Written for the Nate/ Sophie Ficathon on Livejournal.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete
My Antonia reviews
469 Years ago, July 28th, Thomas Cromwell was put to death at leisure of the King. Songfic, Angst, Thomas/ Elizabeth. Not "Oddments" related.
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Reunions reviews
"I thought you would be asleep." He said softly, entering the bed chamber and giving Elizabeth such a start that she fell from her perch. Not the image of reunion he had when he set out for Putney.
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
The People you Meet in Heaven reviews
Thomas Cromwell in Heaven. Originally titled 'Feather Bed'. Fluffy.
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Shouldn't I be Less in Love with You? reviews
What if Henry was faithful to Katherine? AU, SongFic.
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Snarled Laces reviews
"I'm afraid Mr. Cromwell is…" she licked her full pink lips, "tied up at the moment, may I take the message?"
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Ménerbes reviews
I love you, but I've got to love myself more. This is a short story composed of three snippets Fall, Sound, Distance I've written previously with a hit of Jimmy Buffett's Distantly in Love. Dedicated to Morralls, rated for slight language.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Nathan F., Sophie D.
The Blake Job reviews
For an honest man Nathan Ford knew a lot of freaks, geeks, and grifters. Nathan/Sophie, Parker/Hardison, Eliot...
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Human Touch reviews
Baby, in a world without pity, do you think I'm askin's too much? I just want to feel you in my arms, share a little of that Human Touch. Feel a little of that Human Touch. Give me a little of that Human Touch. Nate/ Sophie
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete
Brilliant Disguise reviews
So tell me who I see, when I look in your eyes. Is that you, baby, or just a brilliant disguise? Nathan/ Maggie Angst. Nathan/ Sophie Hope.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete